The Pervert Takahina

Yes, the news and my camouflage is out. Takahina is a pervert. Anyone unhappy? Sue lah...

Takahina has a few hobbies which he shall endaringly open and confess to here. Fuck man, it's not like I'm gonna get any galfriend if I don't confess, so might as well make them afraid of me, then from then I can use some plot frequently featured in some type of perverse shows and do the blackmail shit.

The above paragraph is an evidence of how pervert Takahina can be. For those planning to sue me, go ahead and use it.

Anyway, perversity has it's codes. So to say, Takahina is a pervert, but then I'm a different kind of pervert from what most other think.

Ok, I shall start my post proper. (This is gonna be long)

Takahina watches porn, Takahina even once studied pornology a little. Takahina does think like a case 2 at times (Guys who want to flaunt on their knowledge in porn), Takahina even made guys like Junwei or Desmond Chan into a potential case 2. Notice that these 2 guys I mentioned are attached, so girlfriends be careful.

However, the way I pervertise myself i different.

In the "LONG-'MAN': DICKtionary of ContemPORNary English", pervert is defined as...

1. to change something in an unnatural and often harmful way

- "Genetic scientists are often accused of perverting nature."

2. to influence someone so that they begin to think or behave in an immoral way

- "TV sex and violence (and Takahina) perverts the minds of kids" (Des and Junwei should know whom this is directed to)

3. someone whose sexual behaviour is considered unnatural and unacceptable

- "What are you Takahina? Some kind of pervert?!"


Apparantly, definition 2 and 3 from Long Man states clearly that Takahina is a pervert. Why?

Firstly; regarding definition 2, when people ask me anything bout porn or so, I will shoot them back with a range of contents and referance. :p

An example of referance? Well...

FOR THOSE BELOW 18, I'M SERIOUS! YOU CAN'T LOOK!

Well, the copyright law infringement is done. Xiaxue and Tammy can do it, why can't Takahina? Ready???




READY????





ARE YOU TRULY READY???



Rurouni would have seen this one b4...

















Ok, i'll just push more space down so that your mother won't scold you.






Little boys who saw this, this is just a mouse. Nothing else.

Ok, here I am, defiling more of those little brains... haiz.

Ok, now to definition 3.

Hmmm, my sexual preferance is indeed a little different. While people go mad over the fact that a cheerleader posted alot of herself in hot steamy action on the net, I don't care. In fact I've even wrote a newspaper report on that scolding those people who went mad literally over it. I'll post it once Ah Tan returns it back to me.

I, Takahina. Watch Hentai and prefer Hentai to any real live porn. Of course the novelty will fall short time from time and I'll want to watch some real live action, but still Hentai remains my favourite. Also, I grab hand guns while watching it. And I even have something like a law implanted in my mind. Sam, sad ar... don't think I write all my laws in my lawbook. That is too dangerous.

In fact, the term "Hentai" in Japanese mean "pervert". Go figure.

No, my sexual preferance is not males. That's Desmond Ong's preferance. Benji prefers Aunties, in fact we just realised that he is Auntie Killer of Rurouni. 7 Flowers have Desmond Chan, Rurouni has Benji.

Ok, back to Hentai. Actually, watching hentai imo is better than watching porn. It has more advantages compared to porn. I've made a list. (Inspiration thanks to Ben from Rurouni)


Hentai:

- Much better storyplots than those lame porn stories you see. What tuition teacher getting lonely and in the end fucked by her student. Nonsense.
- They actually have better voices! Believe it or not, the voices in hentai are produced in a way like they are trained for such things!
- Some Hentai actually have opening and ending songs for it... and some of them don't sound bad! Like Step Sister's ending theme and Koihime's ending theme... They are not badly done.
- They have genre from almost any kind of kinky fields you can conjure of, from normal props and parahernalia to vibrating handphones to golden shower to enemas to piss drinking and even to giving birth! OMFG! You try to do that with real person, and be prepared to go to jail loser.
- Last and best of all, there are no ugly girls in Hentai.
- Short and sweet sexual scenes.

Porn:

- Sucky or just no storyplot at all. Sian
- Sometimes, porn is not real penetration, it's just a matter of positioning as i mentioned previously. So, the voices are rather... repetitious. And also, fake. At least in Hentai, they give you the impression that it's real even though it's still fake.
- Normally features only just normal hardcore sex. It features the full course which will include the foreplay, blowjob/licking, main course. However, it has no afterplay, which isn't really important anyway. But in real life, afterplay is good to ensure the romancing bond between the couples. Hentai loses out in this term though.
- Some girls you see... aren't that attractive after all. But still, it's real, gives you the sense of realism.


So in the end, which is better? Hentai. But in the end, it's still a fetish. Which lets me still unable to understand, why does people like Tammy Lee's work. All I've heard is that the blowjob and girl isn't bad. But so??? It's just amateur's work compared to more professional product. Some people say that cause it's locally produced, that's why it's better.

Dude, go to Kazaa or something like that, go type "Singapore Sex", I'm sure die die you will get some. And since SG has almost 0 porn industry, I can confirm that almost all you dl are homemade. Suited just for you. Why focus on just Tammy when there are better ones out there?

Everyone, even though I'm almost professional at saying such things, I've still not watched that Tammy Lee's video, nor do I have any desire to. If I watch it, it's purely for professionalism studies.

Ok, then since Takahina has stated so much on his so called pervertism, let him carry on to digress, on what he feels is the real type of pervertism which is evil and ugly.

Go Japan, you will know.

Maybe I'm paranoid or wat, but then I hate seeing things like girls getting groped in a crowded bus or mrt and in public and then she's not resisting it. If not, it's like a lao ti kou being your boss, and you demand your female employee to succumb to you, if not you sack her or something like that. Another case is like you (a male) stares at a scantically dressed female and acts like an idiot. That is what I call pervert. Even though it's not accurately to the definition in Long Man, but still I find that just evil.

Surprise huh, Takahina, someone who is almost desensitised being so against such things instead of performing them. As Takahina has always stated, Takahina has only the theory and not the practical. I don't even have a study object to work on in the first place.

Linking to my previous post, Takahina shall state again that Takahina feels, watching porn and discussing it, is not so called pervertic or what, well at least in Takahina's emotions he finds it that way. Because in the end, such people, they don't do harm to the girls, unlike people who actually go ahead and rape girls. However, porn does cause such sentimentals to happen, so porn indirectly cause pervertism but watching porn doesn't totally mean to be pervertic.

Get me?

Don't think so.

But anyway, in the end, because Takahina watches such a huge amount of porn, he could possible end up performing the pervertic actions.

So.

Takahina is very...

Dangerous.

Remember that well girls. Until I become a monk, don't ever get near me.

People in background, "We really don't get it. You want a girlfriend so badly, but you keep on writing stuff like this to deter them, it's bloody contradictory you know?! What is your motive behind this?!"

Takahina: "Shut up"




A picture of me watching porn. Go figure ^^

The Religious Takahina

I don't know if writing this will incur the wrath of anybody, and i sure hope my blog won't turn out to be the icon of flame between countries like Denmark and Iran... thus so, anything that you read in this post are not directed to anybody or any type of religious in particular.

Late last year and early this year, Takahina is directed to various other paths and introduction of different religious. Tian Wei with his preaching for Chrisitianity, the late Miss Lee's late minute change in religion, Priscilla the Soka society and lastly, my own buddhism.

The theme and subject is simple, each religious beliefs in their believes and miracle are helpful and beneficial to the society, there's no doubt about that, and surely I won't wanna question them in anyway which could caust social unrest.

Takahina just returned from a Soka concert... or you can say it's more like a graduation party for sections in the Soka Associations. The crowd was mostly the Soka people themselves and were quite enthusiatic. The characteristically unenthusiatic Takahina was well rather, overwhelmed. Then there were also some jokers around the area which somewhat pissed Takahina to no limits, but whatever. They are lucky Takahina never take out drumsticks to pia him.

Anyway, somehow religions which features such enthu kia (currently I only know chrisitianity and Soka) are very well... passionate. Perhaps it's got to do with the teachings of the religions or what, they always have things such as concert or what. And then with such things, they somewhat try to "attract" in more believers or so... not putting you all in a bad light or such, but then such methods are well... unmoved by Takahina.

There was once I remember I went to this Church concert for a christmas concert. My friend told me it's a concert, so it's ok to watch even though it's made by a religious group. Around the end of the whole thing, almost the whole place started praying or preaching or so, I don't know. Few of the people invited me to follow, but I didn't want to. Maybe it was my face which made them pek chiek, but then they somewhat got a little edgy. I think it's my face.

Then there was the time I went to Miss Lee's wake. Somehow, Takahina got a little pissed. The wake and all was well done... but then the church is like advertising themselves... and it was during a wake? I find it a little atrusive even if it's their policy or what to do so.

Then in around sec 2 I think. The pimpled faced, oily, tired and reluctant Takahina was asked for a survey... which in the end turned out to be a "recruiting" session to put it bluntly. Takahina answered and listened to that guy for like, an hour. Gave him my number and all... only to answer him, "no" in the end.

I made him waste an hour. I'm good.

Notice that most examples I mentioned are chrisitianity related, cause those are the more memorable examples I had regarding religion. Soka didn't do much to recruit, they mostly just encourage. Which was still acceptable with Takahina's limits.

With all due respect to any religions in the world, I feel that, no religion in any way should try to flaunt people of other religion away to theirs. Also no religion should disrespect other religions or what. And I'm sure no religions has any intentions on that.

I mean, for people to switch religion or so, there's nothing wrong with that. But then you don't go around and try to influence people in like the survey thingy or the funeral issue. The thing in the first place about influencing people is already a somewhat "disrespectful" thing to other religion. It's like saying that "hey, my god is better than your god, so join me!"

I think that influencing, should only happen when people are interested and ask. Like let's say I ask Tian Wei about Jesus and all. Then he can answer me and then from then on, offer me the choice of the church activities and then during the activities, you have the full liberty to offer silent influential effects. You don't ask people to join you, you let them want to join you. It's not your theory on how good you feel that your religious is, it's you let him feel on how good it is. Then the person from there will start to make their own choice. This is the way in which it won't be disrespectful to anybody in any sense... at least Takahina feels it that way.

Of course a little advertising on your religion is good... but don't ever be persistent regarding such issues. It's hurtful.

Takahina personally isn't such a religious person. I don't bai bai everyday, nor do I pray or what. I only do such things on special occasions. However, I do and still know of the circle which I know I should step in and out. And also, I'm logical and respectful enough to any religions. So let the future decide on the path which I choose. Don't influence me or what in whatever way. I won't really welcome that.

Hmmm, been some time since I last posted anything Matsu Takako. Lately, I've came to purchase a poster and a pictorial book of Matsu Takako. I'll post some of the pics up.





And lastly, one of the latest edition of Takako pics. Taken from her fansite.



It's taken during her stageplay... which she is currently focused at.

That's all for today.

The Pornic Takahina

Since I've promised Desmond Chan this, and also I've wanted to write a bold post like this for a long time, I've decided to unleash most of the thoughts I have about it now.

People below the age of 18. I advise you.

DON'T ENTER

Ok, that said. Let's begin.

Firstly, I want to state something important here in the first place. This is a misconcept for those "young" amateurs who thought they know every shit about the carnal and primitive process which has existed for such a long time.

Porn, is all FAKE.

Yes, you heard it from me. It's fake.

How to say, most AV industries they have done many things to make them as original as possible. Those AVs which you see on the market like Pamela Anderson for those with lousy and weak taste and Ryoko Mitake for those with good taste, they all are somehow, trained for the effects shown in the videos you see. So it's like, how they moan, how they position themselves, how they act erotically, those are all manufactured.

Sometimes, the process are even manufactured as well! It's all, just a matter of positioning. Most original Jap AV videos are censored if you notice. For those censored one, the positioning is simple. Since you can't see if the penis is actually entering the vagina or not, you won't know if it's true or not. Then there's also cases when it's not censored. Those are more... professional. If you notice, there are times when you don't see the "process" straight. The camera man will not show the process straight, but only from angles like above, or from girls head, or not show anywhere near it and just show the top body of the girl. No camera man will show the torso of the guys, so gays can forget it. Then, with the guy and the girl just moving in sync and the girl constantly producing painful or pleasurable expressions, the hot blooded idiot with his hands at his dick will be thinking...

"She's coming! He's coming! I'm coming!"

However, in the end. All you did was just spray your para upon a pair of naked acting couples. Good for you.

Kids or for some teenagers for that matter, grow up. Wanna look for better, real porn. Do some more research.

Sometimes I see on a regularly basis on typical Singaporeans, are the one they view Porn, Hentai and Bishoujo Games. They mostly have 2 ways of seeing it. Either they find it disgusting or interesting and spam on it.

Case 1 will be those from good schools, study like nerds. Case 2 will be people like Jun Wei, Benjamin also is a good case.

Case 1, I don't think I need to further elaborate. You ask them, "Do you masturbate?" They will say, "NO LAH, AIYO... SO DISGUSTING!!" Dude, there was a study done once by a male magazine, it said...

"99% of the males in the world masturbate at least once, the other 1% is lying." I agree. There will be times when you wake up in the morning, feel that your stick is irritatingly strong. You try to smother it with you touch, it feels good. Eventually, you feel so good you accidentally trigger off your para. Careful with that gun dude.

The fact is, why do you be so defensive and careful about such issues? It's not like people will blackmail you for stupid shit like this. It's all just a matter of curiousity about that erupting stick of yours, it's all natural. And girls, they act all so "YUCKS!" about this kinda thing. Don't force me to stuff a stick into you.

As i've said alot of times. Takahina is dangerous.

Then of course, there's the second type of people. Those who are too fucked up overall. People who likes to joke about it and all. Occasionally it's ok lah. I mean even I do it as well. But! If you keep on spreading on it religiously, you seriously need some counseling. Those type are the minds of "wanting it", but unable to get it or too lousy to get it. They have experience with such things, but they don't know the true nature behind it and grow obessed with it.... or something like that. Anyway, the second type of people are just simply, posers.

If you truly know your stuff and understand the goings in between, you will feel dumb acting as a poser. Like Takahina.

Why hide or flaunt your knowledge? Why not be honest in such terms. Frankly, in the past I feel that talking about such things to girls is stupid. But then now, I feel that girls also can share such issues... the most important thing is that you speak to them mature... which I find alot of SG guys lack of.

Continue to lack of such things, and be prepared to see more and more girls getting married to ang moh lang.

People in Background: Wa lao. If so why you till now still no girlfriend.

Takahina: I said liao i'm dangerous. No girls dares to get near me. Heck I won't get too close to them either! I'm too shy to do so.

So, I can only speak such stuff on mediums like blogs. I'm weak.

Actually, I intended to do more writing for issues about hentai and bishoujo games and many other things..... but then i find it too expressive or it may create social upraising, so I'll leave it to some other post. And no, I won't send you any hentai or bishoujo games unless I feel like it.

The Gentinging Takahina

Yes, Takahina knows he screwed up the previous post. Desmond Chan has been nagging on it. Well, don't complain to me about it, complain to Melvin who videoed down the whole DDR footage but never bothered to send to me. Anyways, once it's sent to me i'll get it up..

If not, then forget it. The only time you can see Takahina dance will be the time when my manager allows you to see...

HAR HAR HAR.

Anyways, some of u may know i went to Genting during the CNY lah. No, i didn't avoid year, all i did was follow my parents who wanted to gamble. And i did receive plenty of ang bao thanks to my brother who stayed behind and acted as a collector...

My cousin went with me and my parents as well. He, being the only one with a Digital Cam, used it to many uses.

Too many in fact. He took alot of shitty photos.

None of them included him.

Hmmm...

Firstly is this pic


I have totally NO knowledge at all when did he take this. Damn him.

Second,


This little girl is one of the member of the few families that travelled up with us. Yes, we travelled up on car. My father drove. It was kinda tiring... bout 7 hours of car ride. No wonder my ass is constipating now. See too much, anus bloated.

Cousin took her picture during dinner, then I got bored and took a pic of my mum.


For those who never saw my mum before. Now u see it. I don't think i require a copyright for it lah... But then, my mum said she doesn't want this posted.

Whatever.

Then along the trip, as we're moving up the mountain, cousin once again, grew sian, and decided to snap scenary.




These 2 pics seems the same. But actually, they are pics taken and different side of the mountain. Love the sun.



Initial D anyone?

Oh ya, the road there was messed up. There was like a 45 degree upwards U-shaped turn at one of the junctions. And along the mountain, there was an idiot car who raced past Pa. Pa grew pek chiek and jerked off the accelerator. POM. I grew scared and fasten my seat belts at the back row of the car.

On the second day, we went to the Outdoor theme park. Then my cousin says the cam left a little batt and can only take a few pics. I chided his idiocry. HAR HAR HAR.

Anyways, left a few pics... and all he took was...





He's dumb.

And also, I look dumb. ARGH!

Soon after the whole theme park shit, we returned to the hotel.

My cousin tried to screw me. I scurried in fear cause he's a guy.

Soon after, we went out for Pool. Very ex though. Also, we saw a group of girls in mini skirt playing Pool as well. Har Har Har. Therefore the pool was worthed it.



I think, this is my suavest moment.

Why?

Cause my face is not in it.

Anyway, the whole of Genting was so so. Can't enter casino cause i'm underage. And the indoor arcade in there sucked big time. However, there was 5 sets of DDR machine. And only 1 is the true Konami version of the DDR. 3 stages nia.

I went, I danced, I conquered.

But nobody watched.

Damned it.

Anyway, just for kicks, let me add me few more pics of mine cause i'm feeling lucky.



This one was taken during SEC 4 I think. I went to an anime/manga convention with Tian Wei and took a picture. Yea, I look like an idiot. Tian Wei seems to look like an idiot as well.

Now for a more later picture.



This one, hor hor hor... taken last year with Samuel in the school rock wall area. The fabled area where Takahina likes to sleep. Notice that guy sitting on a chair near both of us?

He's a ghost.

And lastly, this is one of the souvenior pics u can obtain normally after sitting rides. Cause me 10rm. Fucking ex.



Notice the quality sucks. It's cause Windows Paint is not as effective as photoshop.

Anyway, i'm the 2nd from left. Most left is my cousin, the girl beside me, not that chio... so guys need not envy. For some reason, she like tio flashbang by the camera man. That guy on the right?

He's a ghost.

I actually mentioned I'll write something more... adult related to Desmond Chan... but then... I think i'll just postpone it for now. Having constipation decreases all your mood to write anything bout sex.

Sleep time.

Oyasumi.