Tuesday, April 25, 2006

The "whying" Takahina

Lately, especially this week, there have been 2 big issues that Takahina has been reading over through the tpjc forum. One is the 12x 100m run that Takahina was in and another is the talk through the Gospel of Judas forum. Yea, believe it or not, Takahina is actually debating through the forum.

And Takahina is not happy or convinced, Takahina wants to scold.

And frankly, I find it sibei fucked up. But well, let's start with the other more personal thing first lah.

Yeah, the 12x100m run. Why do I even bother in it? Firstly it was due to Samuel's talking that enlightened Takahina.

"Treat the run as priority first, cause you don't want to have nothing to remember about for your school."

Yeah, very true man. TPJC has been a sucky school, even though I like it for the slacking and distance. Frankly I think most JC school are dumb. People jumping off due to small dick, creating dumb terms like mugging and having the teachers actually properly following it. That is one of the few dumb and shitty stuff Takahina has encountered and vehemently hated. But it's precisely because of this purpose and for the class, Takahina wants to have at least some rememberance of it, and to tell Takahina that he does not regret the choice. Because regardlessly, it's still my school and that green sucky green tea uniform is still my uniform and $20+ dollars, and last of all, it's my class which I don't dislike at all.

However, it has now been shown that we have been disqualified, due to us not reporting accurately on time for the trial run. Shitty man. My class argues on the fact of biasity by teachers due to some lingering spirits. Frankly, Takahina doesn't care cause his enlightenment for "acheivements" for his class is redundant now.

But what Takahina cares about, is the show of unfairness, and unneccesary flamings or cheebye fucking from both classes.

People complained lah, said our fucking class should not be in cause we didn't get proper timing for trials. So accept it, we indeed did not report to time. However, the counter is that... our fucking timing to report, is already beyond the timing for registration for trials. So whose fault is this for not telling us?

Yeah. I don't care why but if it's already late, why don't u say so in the first place. Then the run we had is? FOR SHOW AR?

Ok, so if it's your mistake, do apologize or so. Cause you're the one, if not the WHOLE PE department is the one for not giving us accurate details and actually disqualifying us for no apparent reason. Is it because of us being late? Or is it because we have another class joining us? Or is it because you want the other class to get champion like Des Ong and Audric complained? Whatever.

But still, we want to know the reason why, we want more transparency. Please don't act like the fucking gahmen lah cheebye.

Den also lah hor, my classmates oso a little dumb. Des Ong you go and kao pei in the other class forum, quite dumb sia. You think u god people don't dare to defy you ar. No such fuck man, this is the conformity society whereby people go in groups which are safer. That's also why Pay And Pay can last till now man. Wanna complain, wanna whine, go to class forum and whine, it's safer there cause at least our class will whine with you. If not Audric will take a artic sniper and snipe that fucker to death, watever lah shit.

And also lah, the S29 is a little outragous. You're not invincible dude, and having your class forum on public, big fuck ar cheebye? Famous people? Judas? Jesus? Don't cheebye with me lah.

Sia lah, don't even know why I bother with this sia.

Anyway, another one which made Takahina pek chiek is the forum "Gospel of Judas".

And naturally you see a lot of shitty christians who don't at least bloody think a little about some facts, I also want to ask, did they even watch the documentary at all.

I may not be a christian, but I watched the show and sat there having my ass rot like pudge for 2 fucking hours. And i got chided by ing(T+L+Y) for not doing some econs shit.

I noted through most parts of the forum. And frankly, people who are actually behind my views are Adam and Benji and that is against the whole christian society in TPJC. GOD IS WITH THEM, cheebye lah nabei.

Let me just state a point which I share with Benji.

Jesus is Jesus, there is NO PROVE that he wrote the Bible, so whatever shit in there you cannot use bible to counter us! CAUSE THE BIBLE WAS NOT WROTE BY HIM, IT'S WROTE BY THE FUCKING CHURCH. We're looking into a more scientific view here, and faith. Faith wise, yes, Bible and Church and all others, all are your life. But scientifically, there is no prove at all.

In case you guys don't understand lah, since the bible was not written by him, how can u use bible to counter the arguments we have like "Jesus wanted to be kill by Judas."? The fact is that is an assumption made by the "Gospel of Judas" and that it's not verified at all, but it still remains a possiblity. Just that because that gospel was not included into the bible and so you can lame it like some shit? NO SHIT MAN.

Because in all, Bible itself is also just an "assumption." But it's the assumption made for the highest order for the church to follow.

But let me ask you guys, do you christians believe in Church or believe in God? Church are people who follow the "orders" of Jesus, but whatever they follow is also an assumption.

How was the 4 gospels chosen? Let me tell you how according to the documentary.

This priest, whom I don't know and don't care who, selected 4 gospels which are so-called the most famous or popular gospels during that time. There were many many other gospels to be chosen from, but he only chose 4. And that among the rejected Gospel, one of it is Gospel of Judas.

So get it? I won't question faith wise as that is touching onto the religious matter, but scientifically, it shows that Church/Bible does not = God.

And you ask me whether why I believe in that documentary and not the bible? Well, cause firstly I'm not Christian, secondly I'm just stating from what I believe myself to be a more reliable source. Give you an expert talking on National Geographic and another just a JC1 fucking brat speaking all on GoD and bible. Which would you choose? OBVIOUS RIGHT? Tamade lah I rather go hear a DoG bark rather than a brat preaching on college level.

And also, I want to question another thing.

Is it that, if we don't believe in God, we believe in Buddha, believe in Islam, believe in dead man confusian, we will go to hell?

You cursing us?

Ok maybe not. But somehow Takahina feels that is a little bigoted.

Argh.

Not angry liao, scold finish le.

I have no offence at all to Christians ar, just that please, don't just blindly follow whatever you're preached. Experts, other people whom I know believe in Christianity, they are not that extreme. They do pursue in uncovering and knowing more things scientifically, and properly access these information, however "satanic" or whatever. So why can't extremist do such? You can pursue such things and still believe in God, isn't that the most important thing? Your faith and trust?

Sia lah... how come I write until hor I sound like a Christian sia. I'm a Buddhist, and a not very commiteed one as well. I think I watch too much of this "moral" thingy and maybe too much "Journey to the West." The Japanese version one, quite cute oso the monk.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

The Sianner Takahina

Now people, gigging is defined as performing on a stage with a band.

But wtf anyway, yea Takahina is gigging and it's official now with reluctance from me.

http://www.singaporestreetfestival.com/

Here?

http://www.singaporestreetfestival.com/performers/leforet.html

Here...

That's my band over there. It's official you see. I'm Taka the drummer. yay

Why am i called Taka? Well mainly because Hyde said Takahina is too gay and Takahina feels so too. Makes people think it's a girl.

There was once when Takahina used the name Takahina to go to some stupid making friends website and I just used the pictures of Takako, my goddess as the display pic. Lo and Behold, hordes of guys or "sianners" whom I call it approach me. And the amount is frighteningly many. From there, Takahina decide to do an experiment.

TFCTS

To Fucking Con The Sianners.

Thus so, Takahina changed everything, from having a Takako picture to having another beautiful Japanese Girl's picture. This Japanese girl I did talk to her before and she is in my MSN list. But she doesn't go online now. Takahina created another alias as Saeko Fujima. Hehehehehe... mainstream name man.

This her picture...



















Then throughout the course of over 1 and half year, the number of sianners come from everywhere. Iraq, Pakistan, India, Taiwan, Singapore, Thailand, US, Europe...

Few of the comments they made on "my" homepage...

1.

hey you look like so sweety and cute also so beautiful I would like to be a friend with you. This is st to hearing from you soon
Best wishes eve from meI am 29 years old, I really interest you would you like to be a my friend my email adress is @#$@#%@#%!%!$%!@$%!

That guy is from Jerusalem, Isreal. He freaks me out.


2.

"Hiiiiii~~~~ didn't dropped by here for so long! lolz. how are you??? :D how life over Singapore?? :) hope you're doing great over there. hehehe! i came here to drop by to say "HI" to you since i haven't come here for so long. :P i'm so sorry. Take care my long long friend :)"

That guy from United States. He talks in like a very friendly manner. But the fact is, "Saeko" don't know him at all in the first place. But Saeko replied to him in the guestbook...

"I'm doing fine now, thanks for caring. ^^"

"Saeko-chan, i wonder how long have you been living in Singapore? And have you been back to Japan recently?"

Den, another guy came in and interrupted this guy.

"hey fucker .. she's my girl don't u know? Don't try to snatch..." But the fact is once again, i don't know this guy.

Saeko chan is so popular man...

Then there was once, when I got so fed up with the whole plan I just stopped adding friends. So i reject them. Then this guy...

nice to meet u....
why u not add me??
why u not add me at msn???
wish we're friend forever...
u also can visit my webpage
and give some me comment..
tan Q.. *0*

I was like wtf. This guy is from Singapore. And I still haven't add him at all.

Then also, some of the guys picture is just stupid man.





















He smiles like an idiot. Saeko hates him























Stupid mainstream idiot. Your eyes pa jiao ar? I checked his list of friends and all are girls. This kind of fucking chebye, don't understand how can girls like sia.

















Dude, I know you have fetish. You're round, your face is round, you're holding round balloons. But if you much prefer, just get some boobs k. I hate your pics anyway. Freakish.
















Go bomb someone else dude. Don't think I don't know under your shitty vest is a bunch of dynamites.
















Speaks for itself.

I've also seen another pic whereby the guy is wearing just his underwear. I ban him immediately.

Anyway, some of the more hiong ones are those middle east people. There was few times whereby some found my msn. And talk to me.

He said...

"Saeko I love you."

I said...

"I'm flattered."

"I really love you, I can't live without you."

"I'm not oxygen molecules."

"You're like one to me!! I'm willing to divorce my wife for you!"

"Den if I marry you, and u see another girl. Will u divorce me too?"

"No, I won't!! I loyal to u only!"

"Even if I have a dick?"

From then on, he has blocked me. :p

Another one... he picked the wrong time to talk to me. I was pissed that time.

He said:

"Hi..."

I said:

"You are?"

"I'm from Zorpia, Jusmal remember?"

"No I don't."

"Haha, well nvm. It's ok if u remember now. You're beautiful."

"Thank you, anything else?"

"Hmmm, can we meet?"

"No we can't. I'm afraid u will come to my country with a bomb and bomb us all. Go fuck another girl... or are u gay?"

From then on, I blocked him before he can block me.

At times, it's fun to do this man. I remember once Tian Wei he went to MIRC, and to a chat line. He put sex as female, and had a very gay name. Then I witnessed it as a guy just talk to him.

"You girl?"

"Ya."

"Are you a virgin."

I'm amazed man.

The World has too many sianners. We should kill more.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

The anti-western Takahina

What has Takahina been doing around these few days?

Simple, just slacking around.

Ever since yesterday, Takahina's parents have went to Genting leaving the whole house to Takahina's own dominance. This made this good friday very good.

Firstly was yesterday, OniShinobi came over and stayed after the lan session whereby Benji was practically in a bad mood whole game round and Ben being very happy for taking revenge at Takahina in generals. Takahina was rather unamused. That game is not balanced I tell you, the USA is just too strong. They have planes and all types of shit to kill whereby China forces you can send over. Since the game itself was also produced by a US company so it can well be considered biased. I mean, come on, can US always produce regular supply of money falling from heaven just because it's a "heavily christian" society and god will provide money from the skies.

Wah... 钱从天掉下来!!!! The poor can be saved!!

Nah, Bush still remains as fucked up as ever and his penis is just a bunch of bush with no true standard support in the middle. Just imagine...

Side View of Bush's privates.

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The real substances are the "2s", the "1s" are just the surrounding covering dense foresting population.

Anyway enough of Bush, I don't like Americans anyway, they suck.

All shall boycott rapping music and big breast fat ladies. They suck big time yeah. Chinese people crave proportion; big breast, slim waist, no sense of shame, pig's ass, etc etc...

Damn it, they have lousy sex. I pity the Westerners. They have such unproportionate woman they might as well fuck a pig or a dog. That's why they always come to Asian countries to steal our woman, and the worse thing is, they come and steal the GOOD woman. Not the bad woman. ARGH!! It's like, I don't mind you come over and steal a pig, but you come over and steal a cat!! That's like damned fucked up man, cats are already limited in Asian countries and you comeover and steal more in a tradeoff for pigs who can snork louder and more quantity. And amazingly, the cats in Asian countries are like always more attracted to such shitty westerners lah. Just cause they have larger shafts and straighter weener, able to hoax you with their slanged english, stupid super saiyan golden hair and abnormal eye colours, you cats all go meow meow over them.

ARGH!!! WHERE IS THE REASON MAN!!! I TELL YOU, TAKAHINA GO LOOK FOR A PLASTIC SURGERY, I CAN MAKE MY DICK TO BE LIKE THOSE OF A MONKEYS TAIL, JUST TOUGHER, MORE PRESSURE AND MORE TOLERANT, THOSE FUCKING ANGMOH WILL BE ENGROSSLY AMAZED AT MY RAM!

There is also another reason, why Japan remains the most strongest AV industry in the whole world... and the more favoured one as well.

Takahina still remembers once when he was talking about Porn industries in the world. His form teacher at that time, Mr Lau... he heard...

Jap industry:

More creativity and faster ejection, making the whole process short and sweet. It's like you won't get bored. You can also see instruments you have never seen before. Very enlightening. The girls can produces one of the best moans in the world you can ever hear man.

US industry:

The fucking same lame ass poser shit you see everyday. Some of their more creative ideas, stuffing their dicks in the middle of a pizza and have the pig eat it like a sausage. Eventually the sausage can freaking move about and wreck havoc, spraying their meat juice all around.

THE FUCKING SAUSAGE IS ALIVE MAN!! ARHHHHHHHHHHH... HELP ME!!! AGHHHHHHHH......

The another version will be hanging a donut around their dick. That will be the prefered version of the american policemen. There is a theory, "never bribe a policemen in US with money, bribe them with donuts."

And just listen to the 杀猪 sound, man it's morfitying. The pigs will keep on craving, "oh... **** me.... ****me more... ***********" Fuck la, how you want them to fuck you more, install a motor in the guys's revolving hips then pluck in A.C supply to that guy's ass to make it pump at a higher frequency ar??? An obvious example of pigs with no brain man.

Singapore porn industry:

Still in growing stages. Founder: Tammy of NYP and that guy with the 8cm dick. I pray for you man.


All of us had a united stand. Jap's industry is the best. Jae Song from Korea thought overwise though, but well, he's korean, he hates Japan, so he is forced through patrioty to say otherwise.

As for Takahina, it's obvious, he likes cartoon pussy and 水晶 knows it.


Desmond Chan asked her:

Hey, wanna go chalet stay overnight or not?

水晶:

Don't know leh..

DC:

Why??/

水晶:

Cause Takahina staying overnight also.



I'm greatly flattered. Really.

But the main thing is, Takahina hates americans.

Wait a minute, what has that gotta do with Takahina liking cartoon pussy. In fact, there is no link.

Takahina just hates Americans. Whatever GP essay or Econ Essay, Takahina will always support the non-American side.

GO CHINA, even though I dislike your slang...

GO INDIA, even though I dislike your smell...


But still, I'LL SUPPORT YOU 2 FOREVER!!! GO GO GO!!!

Saturday, April 08, 2006

The slightly sick Takahina

I know i know, it's been some time since Takahina last blogged. Takahina is a fucked up idiot i know. I write sub standard stuff nowadays I know. Maybe Takahina should write shit like

"Today just went to play Badminton, Damn Shiok!"

Sorry Des Chan, that's the best classic example I can think of.

It's fricking 1.55am now. Junrong and Onishinobi is now downstairs, playing Fatal Frame 1. Suit themselves, but Takahina is not interested in sacrificing his sleep for a horror game. This is because of a traumatised event Takahina had in the past.

During Secondary 1, my brother is obessed with Silent Hill 1. So he played it everyday, and it rained whenever it played. It's like once the PS "DIIIIIII DIII DIII DII DII..." sounded, and the bloody cheebyical background of the "New Game, Load Game, Options" screen appeared, the rain would fall out of a sudden in a clear blue sky. The fricking fucking game is damned it cursed i tell u!

Now Chin Han is playing Fatal Frame 2, and it started on the day when it rained. So if you notice rain falling out of a sudden. It proves 1 thing,

Someone is playing a damn it GUI game.

Now then, back to the main flow. This week is too busy, inspiration did flow, but wasn't enough to materialise. Fat and Short uncle nordin told Takahina to run 4km. That was the first time Takahina felt like shit. Then today Takahina went to swim, immediately Takahina felt like shit again.

And the fact that Takahina blasted his offspring all over on one of these days did not help. But you can't blame, if Takahina doesn't do that, his little brother would be too excited to lie down and sleep. That feeling is fucked up.

And so, Takahina is kinda not feeling too good today. It has been building up, but then it still hasn't exploded yet, the pool of virus in my body cannot freaking wake up and cause chaos. So, Takahina can't get any proper MC or rest. Sleep at 1.30am everyday, it's bad yet so freaking cool. You get to boast,

"HEY FUCKERS, I SLEEP 5 HOURS A DAY AND STILL HAVE THE POWER TO PRODUCE KIDS, I BET YOU CAN'T!"

But then, Takahina is kinda worried. Today went to swim right, I saw this guy just bath finish and came out. His fucking SAUSAGE is fricking straight and stands somemore!!! OH MY CHEEBYE! I was like wtf, I need a damned it surgery, if not in future my wife cannot have any pleasure and finds another guy, making me wear a cheebye green hat which is damn f-ed up.

Hmmm, Fed up = Fucked up. Quite true....

So Takahina in the end will still need medical help. With his dick, and with his virus.

I'm sick. Yes.

Sucky post, don't need to bother lah hor.