The Return of the Takahina Hero and The Hina... Takahina.

Yoyo...

Lately hor, Takahina has been quite obessed with several old shows from Starhub channels lah.

One is...



Oops, wrong guy.



HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Then I compare the other 5 bonds available...



Frankly lah, this guy looks like a fuckign pimp man. Nice. Look at that smile, isn't he horny...



Now, this is one of my favourite Bond of the few I saw, he's sexy, and more handsome than that pimp above, and he uses his brain for his mission, not his cock. HHHHHOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



Whoa, I don't know bout how you think, but I dun think this guy is handsome, nor do I like the style he plays Bond man. He like too invincible ... cannot kill or capture one. Unfair. but then... isn't all Bond like that?



This Bond... only saw him in one Bond film. Cause he only featured in one. Don't remember him much though. But I heard his Bond wife got killed in the movie.



And lastly, the very hairy Pierce Brosnan. The second best Bond imo, Roger Moore is still number one for me. However, there were a few things significant about the Bond films he filmed in.

The Bond Girls he had were all chio. And most were willing to be naked for him.
He only kissed Michelle Yeo, never fucking her. YAY!!!!!! HAIL TO CONSERVATIVE SOCIETY!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........

Frankly lah, I dun find Bond very realistic man. He can get out of almost any type of trouble, and 60% it's thanks to the Girls whom he fucked with b4. WTF. Then is he a xiao bai lian who needs girls help? NO. Cause at the end, usually he'll need to save the girl again. WTF.

Also, it's due to Bond's that's why u never want a girlfriend from the entertainment business. I mean, BOND FUCKING FUCKS ALL THE GIRLS!! HE EVEN FUCKED A NEGRO WTF!!!

If Matsu Takako were to act in a James Bond film, I'll commit suicide man. REally. FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE!!

Then, there's another show which Takahina watched.

That is...



Shen Diao Xia Lu.

Featuring Little Dragon Girl and Sheep Cross. The one u see above is by Andy Lau in 1982. The rocks.. the mountains... the grass... almost everything u see is fake. FAKE!! But then hor, one thing is real, their martial arts man. But the thing is you know when it'll end.

Example:

Yang Guo fight Golden Wheel Monk, they will pom...pom...pom, block each other for like 5 moves, then the Monk will hit some part of Yang Guo with a huge PIACK!!! sound. Rinse, repeat, refresh... Andy Lau spill blood from mouth. A fight scene completed.

Hmmm, actually the one i'm watching now is...



There's a condor. Isn't it cute.

And i like this one alot man. True Little Dragon Girl may not be as chio, but still... the thing and all fucking nice man. Old shows rock. With fucking fake styrofoam rocks and trees. Nice man. Then when one of the guy tries to use a move, u can see like a small Dragon flying around his hands man. The best thing is the dragon is always golden, not green. Shiok! But really lah, the moves and all rock man. IMO, better than the 1982 version and probably much better than.....



This fucking version.

I mean, the local version practically bastardised the whole shit up. Little Dragon Girl is like a water tap, and alot of the mongolian shit is just man with make up. So fake man! The only good thing is Yang Guo and Guo Xiang in the whole series. Then also damn fucky, when u see them fight, the camera will slow the whole shit, then like game like that, alot of fucking graphics, like the graphics suddenly turn black then got toad or dragon or tiger come out. While all Yang Guo needs to do is to jus stretch his sword out like superman. FUCK!!

Then their Qing Gong is like Superman, can fly forever. WTF. YOU ALL WANNA DENY ISAAC NEWTON'S LIFETIME WORK ISSIT!?!

Then lastly lah, the newest ROCH to be added to be collection...



The most chio Little Dragon Girl imo. But I have yet to see the film man. And i frankly doubt that it'll be better than the 95 version i'm watching now. The only thing is think it will surpass is that the Mongolians are actually real Mongolians, they really build/find a mountain to climb or broken temple, they really breed an extra big Condor and that they have so many extras and farmers who wanna get rich, they can get a true army to fight man. SG$1 for each soldier in hot sexy armor.... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......

Why am I typing about this?

Cause I don't fucking know what else to type. And Benji is pestering me to type cause he has nothing to do.

Oh ya... people. Please Play...

http://www.nationstates.net

My country is...

http://www.nationstates.net/takahina

It's fun.

And funny.

Takahina's Special Interview on Taka of Le Foret.

And here is our sponsors, by Pussies Privatised Limited.

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Here is Takahina, making a special report on yesterday's performance by Le Foret. Now, I shall invite my special guess, Taka of Le Foret in and he'll relate about what happened and his views on the performance.

Takahina, "Hi Taka."

Taka, "Hi."

TH, "So tell me, how are your views on your band's performance yesterday?"

T, "Overall Le Foret did improve a lot as compared to the previous one at Gas Haus, and I did have fun drumming. Just that the drum bass did went faulty by the fourth song and I'm already struggling. Throughout there were minor and rather silly mistakes, by still it turned out ok. Hyde can use more practice though, but that energy of his is precious... *laughs* "

TK, "Ok, then overall which bands do you like?"

T, "Well, my favourite has got to be the Indonesian band, they were damn good, and their style is in a way, special. Like the vox's sharp and tangy voice as such a voice is very rare. The whole band is really really good. The other will have to be Myidarre, they seem professional even though this is probably just their 3rd gig, and also overall their style and performance is rather united. My friend Steiner was playing nicely as well, even though he's a little stiff."

TK, "I see, and indeed I heard their stuff and Myidarre was considerably united especially in their costume *laughs*"

T, "Yeah.. haha.."

TK, "Well, then was there anything which happened throughout? I see you were like looking out for people during the performance.."

T, "Haha, well I was waiting for my friends who said they will appear but didn't."

TK, "Well, I see, girlfriend I suppose?"

T, "Haha, no... How can I get any girlfriend with my looks anyway. Haha.."

TK, "Then what happened actually?"

T, "Well, my friends said they will come watch. One of my friends named Tidus came round the 4th song. Haha, it was actually raining heavily, so can't really blame him for being late."

TK, "Ah, only 1?"

T, "Haha, no. But when the whole thing was over, my cousin appeared and was late because she went in the wrong direction. Still, they came specially to see me perform, so I'm rather greatful to their support."

TK, "I heard a rumour stating that Le Foret is disbanding and isn't deciding to perform in any gigs in near future, including the DXO gig... Is that true?"

T, "Well, kinda."

TK, "Hmmm, why is that so?"

T, "Well, mainly cause everyone has other commitments like studying and stuff, the whole band is still young actually and all are getting ready for their exams, so there isn't really much time to be doing any serious performance anytime soon."

TK, "But for the DXO gig which is just on the next day, I guess that's alright for you guys isn't it so?"

T, "Haha, I actually was kinda sick and tired physically and mentally. So not feeling good, can't be playing right. I'm very sorry actually, it's cause of me that's why Le Foret can't gig."

TK, "Well, overall I heard negative comments on Le Foret with things such as guitar not properly done and problems with the Vox and such happening throughout like the mike and such, could that be one reason why you don't want to gig? Are there any big problems to those?"

T, "Well, critics are still critics. Unless they particularly hear the type of music we do, they won't really appreciate actually. In the end it still falls to thing such as taste and preferrence. Some people liked our Vox, some people hated him. But overall I think he did well and had a big improvement. We're just human, so I mean mistakes are assured to happen. Guitars wise I don't really have anything to say. In the end, it's like we have improved greatly compared to last time in my opinion, and don't really relate us to those professional bands you hear out there like the real Dir En Grey. Also, I would like to tell those people that unless you have performed and really worked hard for it, it will be irresponsible for such flamings. I won't forgive those, even if they come from friends. True we have mistakes, but don't diss us as fatal to the ears."

TK, "But then, there are some comments which stated on the drumming, which is you, being good while the overall is not really good. What do you feel about those?"

T, "Hmmmm, I'm pleased that people liked my drumming or felt that my drumming was good, but haha I'm like the more secluded member in the band. Still, the thing is the band itself. No matter how much people say that I'm good and say things like I shouldn't be in the band and stuff, I'll still say I like the band I'm in now. Saying that the band is bad is about equal to saying that I'm bad. I was frankly quite depressed actually when I heard casual comments such as "wah heng I missed the band's performance..." Not giving the band any chance and such, is quite disheartening. Overall, if you ask me if I regret being in the band, I'll say no. I enjoyed being in the band and was happy playing music with them."

TK, "Quite touching words I see, well then, any last words for our viewers?"

T, "Well, I hope that people can still continue supporting the genre of Jrock and Jpop and to give chance to new bands. I mean, it takes courage and all to be out there and that deserves commendation."

TK, "Ok, thanks for your time Taka, I hope this isn't eating too much out of your time. *laughs*"

T, "Haha, not really."

Takahina, "There you have it guys, the interview with the drummer of Le Foret, Taka."

Here are some photos obtained through a source from another blog.







Due to Takahina's cameraman needing to go for repairs, Takahina is unable to get more pictures of the other bands available. Sorry, for the lack of pictures.

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My Dedications...


Today, we have a dedication coming from an email known as HinaFanatic@hotmail.com. Here it writes...

"Happy Belated Birthday Matsu Takako sama!! Sorry for not being able to wish you happy birthday earlier. You're the best Matsu Takako sama!!! I'm love you forever!!"

Haha, well, that was from a very passionate Matsu Takako fan it seems. So now, we're going play one of her songs, for all of Matsu Takako fans... and of course, the source is from our co-sponsor...

YouCylinder...: Anything else which is not tubed.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATSU TAKAKO SAMA!!!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I REGRET FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARLIER TAKAKO SAMA...

Haiz... due to the jamming and stuff, I have no time to wish u happy birthday at all... But i heard Japan has time lag and stuff... so IT'S STILL APPLICABLE TO U!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't really give u any presents... but I'll dedicate tomorrow's, Takahina biggest gig to you Takako sama... Hope you'll enjoy tomorrow...



This is one of my favourite song of hers, and the lyrics is just ohhh so sweet... Enjoy ^^

Oh ya, I have a gig on the 11th June, which is practically today. It starts at 1.50pm at Orchard Youth Park very near Cineleisure, interested people or so can go see, it's free of charge! My band Le Foret will be performing 5 songs, round 30 mins. And this may probably be the last gig we will be doing. So if u guys wanna see Takahina in action live, this may be the only chance in any time soon...

The handphoning Takahina

Lately, Takahina changed his handphone... why did he changed his handphone in the first place?...

I'll relate the story from top to bottom...

One day...

As Takahina is watching the older James Bond movies on a saturday night when his parents have gone to Genting, he's expecting and waiting to call and contact Tian Wei to go his house. Suddenly, an sms came in through his old handphone. Eager, Takahina went to check it.

Takahina: "CHEEBYE HANDPHONE, BLACKOUT AGAIN!!?"

Hateful for being interrupted his James Bond sex scene and wanting to know who sent what SMS, Takahina began the routine move of thamming the screen in order to jerk it back to the original screen, or at least a visible screen.

But being engrossed in the TV, he thammed thammed thammed... After so many hits, the hp remained the same.

"Fucking handphone. Technology is a bane man!"

With a last ditched effort, Takahina dived in his paws for a mighty swipe.

Crack. And all flows the juice inside the LCD screen... red and all freakish, like some sort of horror show.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......



Takahina grew amused.... very amused...

"What the fuck is this man!!" And thus so, Takahina began to use his fingers to pry open and press against the screen, intentionally... even though he knows it'll make the situation worse.

People in Background: This guy... sadist man... watch too much hentai not good...

"Ah fucking useless shit, I don't know about you, but i'm feeling good..."

And thus so I went back to watching my James Bond.

"Argh, he's done and over with that girl..."

Why isn't Takahina worried? Cause his hp contract has long ended and is wanting to change a handphone.

And so, what has Takahina bought? Hmmmmm... some Nokia hp. Seems pretty high end, but watever. It's not an army phone.

Now that Takahina has his new hp, he went around to voyeur with a lot of pussies...



This pussy was staring at a few other people... but didn't expect that Takahina was there to take it's pic... hehehehehe....

Soon after, I felt that just the old pussy is not enough. I need some... young and cute stuff to satisyf my fetish...



Nah... pussies playing lesbians... not good ar.... Nvm, I still take... hehehehehehe....

Soon after, Takahina went to look for more pussies...

Then he spotted some a strange family of mother and daughter. The mother seemed decent enough. But then the one thing strange is...



The mother being something like Michael Jackson, produced 2 pussies, 1 white 1 black. Amazing thing man, gotta salute mother nature.

But then, other than those few pussies... Takahina can't find any more decent ones... They all run upon seeing Takahina's mighty weapon...

And so, Takahina grew bored... and very vain.

What to do? Take his own pic.



Oh... zoom too much le...



After the scene of trying to find a picture for Lime, Takahina decided that it's better to remain expressionless than to smile.

I don't like smiling too much anyway, it jams my jaws.

And then, Takahina went around and took pictures of Rurouni... it's time to formally introduce them anyway.



Ah... one of the most emo members of Rurouni. Give him a dota match or a maths paper and be prepared to hear alot of fuck and cheebye coming out from him... no matter where... no matter when...



Cutesy Ben... All I can say is he likes to tickle people. Thats all.



Onishinobi tried very hard to prevent Takahina from taking his picture. Whenever I tried to take him, he vibrates his head. This picture is a rare one, u can get it from any Shinobi gameshop website applicable.



My "disciple" and also another sianner albeit slowly changing. He's gradually under the influence of Rurouni, which is very good. But play dota with him, u own him, u steal his kill, u team with him and own the opposing team, he'll go and tickle u. Beware.

And finally... let Takahina boast his favourite Matsu Takako collection... he believes he's one of the few rare people to have all her albums in Singapore...



The one on the top, the concert version, is not counted as an album in Takahina's opinion, he won it through 933... frankly because Takahina thinks he's just one of the few who wants it... he lost the Utada poster they wanted to give out once.

But yeah... my proudest collection... Hehehehehe.... the other one should be Do As Infinity album set, but forget it, that's not indie enough...

Anyways, prepare for a lot of photos...

Cause Takahina has a new phone.