Well, there is another place of attraction there, the name is called...
Fort Agra.
Don't really think I'll elaborate on the history of the place, I just know its like some damn important fortress in India whereby some son killed his father king to become king and some blah blah sheep story.
Anyways, as usual there was the great big mass of India sellers trying to sell their sexual portrait. Takahina as usual wasn't too interested. But it got me thinking that I have to buy somethings back for my Rurouni gang and friends back in Singapore. Well, I'll just have to wait till I get to some souvenir shop in a shopping center I know I'll be going later. Buy from those Kids is like encouraging Child Labour.
Spamming Photos...
Truth is Fort Agra is like... Wow! A damn big red brick building that will bring Redhill to shame. But other than that, there isn't much to talk about. However, it's indeed quite magnificent in terms of it's structure. Some of the pics also look quite scenic and almost suitable for a postcard like this...
Imagine Rapunzel... that long hair girl who can use her hair to become a rope like that, den have some idiot climb it up the tower while she yells in pain as her hair is being tugged on.
Damn pain.
Anyways, back to the pics.
We continued inside, those walls u saw just now were like the outer layer of the place, inside there's this passage way...
You know this passage way like reminds me of the passage of death ya, in ancient china those people whose gonna be executed will walk down this narrow tunnel, then some rebellious General will be on his horse and come slash slash slash and save out the prisoner.
Too much Three Kingdoms le. Not Good. But Red Cliff is good. Really.
Inside is machaim a big soccer field. You can like hold a football match with a trapezium court la. Or can play cricket since it's like their national sport.
The whole place is like a big maze, so Takahina kinda got lost.
Imagine this to be like... a game.
You enter the fort entrance.
You see a walkway of doors and stuff. Should be the bunks.
You...
1) Turn Right
2) Go Straight
You choose 1)
You see a courtyard and a building out of nowhere. Something is lurking around but you have no idea what it is. You spotted a hole out of nowhere in the middle of something.
You went to step on it... only to hear something click.
Some mechanism seems to have been activated. Your alertness is perked up now. What should you do...
1) Enter the building in front of you... and try to act like a tourist.
2) Retreat from the place and act like a pussy.
You decided to do 1)
"That's all?" You acclaimed.
"I thought there will be like some sort of monsters appearing... but no.. Bah." All you see is like... an even bigger courtyard. Well, you choose to carry on.
You decide to get on and you reached a side of the building. Nothing much though except for some scenic stuff like
You then decide to explore a little bit more. That click sound must have meant something!
You looked...
and you looked.
Nothing.
All of a sudden, some little coutish sound roared at you. Stunned, you immediately turned your attention to a tree. Finally, your first battle!
Chipmonk
Type: Mammal
Lvl: 1
HP: 1
MP: Not applicable
Strength: A peanut's worth
Defense: 0.1N
Speed: Godlike
You tried to attack it. You miss!
The Chipmonk ran away. It looks like it's preparing to look for bandmates and Alvin!
You then...
1) Chase after the Chipmonk
2) Let the chipmonk Acapella at you and die!
You chose to chase naturally.
The chase of the singing chipmonk eventually bought to an eden like place...
The chipmonk then scurried off. You can't believe at how blind you can be by not noticing the green field below you.
Feeling rather stupid. You then moved a whole big round to the entrance of the corridor.
Woah. You can't believe your eyes at the amount of holes the chipmonks can chew off. That's damn bad.
Moving out, you see some strange looking structure.
You feel handsome all of a sudden and decide to take a picture.
You then approached the strange building, but then to no avail. The building is there for Pai Sui nia.
You felt disappointed. All the walking and sweating and all you gained is just 1 Exp from the chipmonk who gave it to you out of charity.
You tried to resume your way back... but then something seemed very very strange.
The entrance seems to have rotated itself. You feel annoyed. That must be the effect of the Click!
You stuck right now... so what can you do? Go to middle of nowhere and LOL.
Little did you know, the monkey is thinking, "He's gonna be what I'm evolving into? No wonder there are both monkey and humans around at the same time."
Anyways, you continue to wonder about
Still going nowhere.
Ok, at least you reached somewhere. And eventually reached the corridor where you turned right. Now you decide to go straight.
You feel like you came here before. But wat the heck.
Then you suddenly see something..
A well out of nowhere??
You decided to look inside...
The well has patterns. Very de special. However, you feel danger. BEHIND YOU!
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
You can't believe it... slowly you felt into the well and became unconscious.
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You see 2 figures looking at you... and you said,
"Hello god."
You realised you're back into civilisation... but it doesn't really look like civilisation...
Reality doesn't allow things like this.
This is like a monster buggy.
Anyways, you look around feeling stunned.
And you turned around to see someone...
Indian man eating curry in delux paint pills looked at you. And he said.
"Wtf?"
That's all folks!
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Hmmmm kinda the end of pics ba hahaha. I expended all the pics le. Tks to Rue and Edwin for the pictures.
Hmmmm... India is over... what to do next?
But anyways, the India trip has been... an enriching one? Albeit a little time-wasting of my life.
And I won't go again... most likely.
Most likely.
