Crapper's last words Part 1 - Posts and Porns

When I first started on blogging such an activity, I first named it "My Reviews, My Novel, My Thoughts". My first initial thought is on expressing what I felt and wanted to say of in this society, followed by also showing off my reviews and novels. Obviously, it wasn't much of a success, nobody comments, nobody cares. Whatever. So I tried out another blog, "Crap..." But when I started that, I would have to say I didn't know it'll end in this way.

This is Crapper's last words, few weeks since his death.

I'm not a very vocal person, I don't kao bei kao bu everyday and neither do I express my thoughts readily, so I thought of using blog as a tool to help ease my thoughts out. And indeed it was successful.... too succeesful. It came to the state whereby whatever I write, people will be offended. Then with the shuai shuai Ben's help, I came to realise my mistakes and reduced the form of vulgarities used in it. Fuckanathan.

Ok, so I changed it. Deleted alot of my mental intelligence and edited a shitload of crap spoke by me. It's now, a very peaceful blog. But kenina something happened.

I tried as much as possible, not to offend anybody at all. After all I'm a very amiable person. ^^ But still people get cheebyically offended and this time it's my brother himself. For no reason I don't know why should he even be offended at all. Instead he should be touched and have that nice warmy feelings that christians always boast of during christmas. But no, he take it that i'm intruding on his private life and indeed i'm pissed to have my kind intentions taken as an insult.

This is an insult to my brilliance.

So the crapped up me and very abiding to my principles (I stated that if anybody made an official complain, I'll shut it off), I went ahead with it. Nobody realises the true meaning behind all the pun in my post anyway. So...SO i may be scolding u all without u all realising it.

But now, after so much crapping onto "Crap..." I wondered, what is the fault in opening up and saying whatever you want? You often hear me scolding myself, saying how pervertic i am, saying how stupid and dumb looking i am. But the fact is, wat's wrong with being pervertic? What's wrong with being fat looking?

I officially say here then.

I'm a pervert.

I know more about sex than most guys my age.

And if you remove my moustache and whiten my face a little, I may even look like a girl.

And I'm loving it.

Will this characteristics change the outlook people know you? Does it affect how others see you? I doubt so.

My friends all know how horny I am, but really, you ask them and how will they feel?

"No lah, Crapper not that horny as he spoke lah, he only oogles at gals but have no guts to go chio them"

Ok, that statement is a little defamatory to me, but still it acts as another piece of evidence to go with the fact that i always defame myself, so why is it that when i defame someone else they go all cranky and fucked up?? And to be frank, when I reframed my blog, I never insulted any people at all. The most vulgar I did is just confront the government a little. So why be so fucked up sia?!

Oh ya, going into the topic of porn. Why are some people so bothered with the issue of it? There are always 2 most general type of response coming from porn.

1. Wa lao, sibei disgusting leh u!
2. Wa lao, sibei on leh u!

For me, I'm neither. I'm the special one. Talk to me about porn and most likely my response is:

Wa lao, sibei lousy! I've seen better!

Anyway, the thing is when writing blogs, I don't get the reason for why should we be so offended, unless it's aimed totally at you, there's no reason to be fucked up. Bloggers are trying to create an image of themselves, like being vulgar, being kao bei kao bu, watever. That's the power of internet for people can't truly know you.

So the next time when i'm talking bout porn, dun be afraid for I won't pick you up and rape you senseless, no. I don't do that.

But let me ask again, who have not watched even 1 porn in your life when u're 17? Are you able to be so law abiding to the age of 18 then u'll watch?

I don't think so.

So, why care in calling me disgusting? Is watching yourself naked disgusting? Is cleaning your privates a disgusting move?

If it is, you might as well don't clean it, let it rot and be filled with the smell of urine.