Desponess.

Frankly... really ar, i really no linggan at all. It's 4.58pm on Sunday, my house flat is having a malay wedding below and a chinese funeral in the block beside. So, it's a fucking din right now. You can hear unknown malay singers singing malay songs which can go zao sia and also you can hear monks and cds playing the amitabha chant off at a loud volume.

Sibei Sian.

But since Junwei and Samuel are urging my to write Takahina's, i shall write. But still i'm sibei sian. By right there should be a blog yesterday night, but then hor my computer went beep x 10 to the power of infinity, so all i can do is to go romancing on my ps2.

Haiz, so what happens when you have a lot of music with different frequency and playing around your flat and what happens when you have no linggan but you should write to keep up on the readerability of your blog?

You write post on things which either...

1. Happened in your life lately
2. Write on issues that have been voiced out by the public.

I tried writing on the Taiwan Parliament once on their humourous act of removing the president's portrait in the parliament house. Was tedious enough. So, i shall just write on one of the easiest topic to write and surely one of the more overrated topic in the world and life, love.

yay

Lately, one of my friends has gotten himself a girlfriend! Congratulations to him and wow to me as i'm stunned when i contacted him one day only to know that he has a girlfriend within the time span of like.... 4 days? Haiz... different people have different fate... haiz...

And quite alot of ppl i know have bf or gf near them. They can summon their gf to produce outstanding power and then hold the "select" button "e" button and then spam the "square" or "f" button to boast it's powers to 250 then the released power will be damn strong they it will cause 9999 damage or up to 35069 damage if their gf is an Eden, however there can only be 1 Eden. But of course, they can just use Lionheart or use catnip to create even more siao siao damage.

Ok, i'm getting mad. Anyway, back to bf and gf (not guardian force). You people see my nick? Let me proceed on to some Japanese language course. Broken Japanese of course. I dun wanna write on love liao. sian.

....

A side note, Mitsubishi, Toyota and alot others, they are just car names in Japanese. Nothing else. You can rarely find someone named Mr. Toyota in Japan, you can find Mitsubishi though. Imagine if such both persons comes to Singapore.

Mr Toyota has broken english which is lousier than the average aunties u see in singapore (talking to car salesman who is conveniently named Mitsubishi who doesn't have much better english): Oi, where is my Mitsubishi.

Mitsubishi: Here I am. What is it?

Toyota: I Toyota want Mitsubishi

Mitsubishi: I Mitsubishi lah, u want Toyota ar?

Toyota: No lah, Toyota want Mitsubishi

M: Ok, i'll get u a Toyota

T: No lah, Toyota useless, cannot ride Mitsubishi properly

M: Why would you wanna ride Mitsubishi?! I'm a guy, not a gay!

T: Toyota is for gays. So i wanna ride Mitsubishi

M: NO U CAN'T RIDE ME. IF NOT I CALL MATA.

T: Mitsubishi for guy tts why i ride. Toyota not guys'.

M: Mata!!!! (Mata means police in malay, but means wait in japanese)

T: Ok, i mata.

M: OMG, U ARE MATA? SINGAPORE MATA ARE ALL GAYS!?

Mata: Wat! I NOT GAY U STUPID GAY!

T: Singaporeans all gays? OMG! SCARY! ALL RIDE MITSUBISHI ONE AR?!

M: No Singaporeans don't ride me!! ESP U MATA!

Mata: MITSUBISHI, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR SLANDERING

T: NO DUN STEAL MY MITSUBISHI U MATA!

M: I'M NOT YOURS!! DUN CALL ME YOURS!!!

Mata: Come with me too you stupid Gay, your crime is Sodomy!

T: DEN TELL ME U JAIL MY MITSUBISHI FOR WAT!

M: WHEN AM I YOURS!!???

Chaos soon ensured in the area due to Toyota and Mitsubishi having issues against gay but would caught to jail as they are thought to be gay. Life is so unfair... haiz...

Anyway, that guy who gained himself a new gf he asked me how to say "can you be my girfriend?" in japanese in the middle of the night at 1.35 am. Had I known, i would have said...

"Kimi wa baka desu ka?! Kimi no koto ga watashi dai kirai da! Shin de Kudasai!!"

It will mean

"Are you an idiot?! Concerning you I hate you alot! Please go and die!!"

I'm so evil. But then, i never write this to him lah.... (Jokin nia lah.)

Then another day, someone sent this to me...

Saekochan cho--- Kawaii(><)v teka,Singapore ni sunderu ndesukaaaa?? jibun mo Singapore no inter kayotteruYO!!! yokattara touroku shite hoshii nya- ww This is an example of bastardized Japanese which i cannot understand at all. But, one look and you can know it's from a girl. I have her picture anyway. She looks cute. However... nobody can look more prettier than...



Hmmm, that guy shouldn't be there... let me do some changes...



Ah... it looks....... worse. AH FUCK IT, DUN CARE LIAO! WHY IS IT THAT PPL AROUND ME ARE GETTING GF AND BF WHILE I'M STILL SINGLE DOING PERVERTED THINGS LIKE FIXING MY DEPLORABLE FACE ON A MAGAZINE!!! KENASAI AR!!!!!!!!!


LAUGH U PPL
LAUGH AT MY MUSHROOM HEADED FACE WITH A LOOK OF DUMBNESS AND ETERNAL IDIOCY THAT NOBODY CAN EVER MEET!

Kenasai

I need a girlfriend.

But if i keep writing like this

I no need to get girlfriend liao.

Horrible and Deplorable

This week has been quite a strange week for me, how to say leh..

Takahina does have something to scold, but then I'm a little sick of scolding. Instead, i've got a little stunned with something that happened just now this saturday.

So firstly, let me start off with somethings that happen mainly throughout this week. Takahina has just been notified that his blog is famous only for vulgarities... so, today... this post! YOU ALL SHALL BE AMAZED!

See any vulgarities regardless in the form of english, hokkien or even japanese, complain to the blogging community in Singapore... But then, they won't care bout it as Singaporeans blogging community will only frequent blogs which are stupendously colourful and dazzling, if not they will just look for any blogs whereby the blogger will post her naked body pictures on it. (No offence SPG and Benji.)

Erm... Benji is a guy, so it's not him who posts his naked pictures online, nobody would wanna see anyway... ^^

Hmmm, so let me post something personally today... in case you guys keep on saying i'll only post on intelligent things and not my life. K K, my life... where do i start...

School? I study in TPJC... not Tampines Junior College, but Takahina's Personal Junior College.

Girlfriends? Nah, i don't have girlfriends. I have gay friends and boy friends. But girls are welcomed to look for me.

Interest? Boasting of my own brilliance and power. One thing i don't boast though is my appearance, cause people can see through my charisma themselves.

Aiya, talking bout such things are rather deplorable to my own fame. Let's move on to the scolding and ranting part.

I'm sure, Samuel of my JC class would know of what I wanna scold today. That's cause I got that inspiration for scolding while that guy sitting beside him in a bus is happily flaunting of that Nokia Engage which is Handphone + Gameboy + Mp3 player = stupid piece of shit only suitable for people with nothing better to do but play games like "Bejewelled" when they are free.

"Yay, hyper gem!... Ah! I used my hyper gem!" Great exclamation indeed. (No offence Audric. Well, maybe some :p)

Anyway, that guy is using his engage and playing some... unknown language gibberish song that are indefinitely irritating to me. The bus; being the consealed and crowded piece of moving cylinder, it can easily echo through the bus that music. And plus, that guy seems to have a purpose sitting at the back of the bus along with Samuel. (Must pull him into this plot) By sitting by the back of the bus, it'll only prove of 2 possible explanations.

1. He's a gay and likes Samuel, using his Engaging music to attract in Samuel who is conveniently listening to his Ipod.

2. He is intending to propaganda the whole bus into his largely attractive music and culture. By sitting at the back, he can project the music and easily influenced us into his alien ways. But it's futile to Takahina. Takahina will only be propaganda by Takahinism and Amitabha.

Any, being magmanimous, I let him off without showing any negative intentions. But, today when sitting in the MRT, something similar happened once again.

A group of girls, sitting on the floor in the mrt with totally no xing xiang or image, began playing English pop songs which is rather audibly to the cabin involved. Takahina grew rather annoyed, but the girls are lucky not to suffer his onslaught, just cause they have at least a little looks and they have rather skimpy clothes on. But still, that doesn't mean Takahina won't tell them off on The True Takahina.

One thing I do not understand is, why don't they know of something called earphones? Do they wanna be like some American carrying a stereo radio on their shoulders and moving around the streets like it's their grandpa's? At least we don't conduct such absurb behaviour which is completely acceptable in America, but the effect is creates are still somewhat similar:

Irritation to the public!

You wanna listen to music? Fine, I can sing some songs like One Night in Beijing by SHIN or Paradise by Beyond gladly and I'll make sure it'll be singing by your ear side while I'll have my vocals fully cleared and I'll sing in my greatest glory that will be your saddest Oblivion. Beware.

So, I don't mind to you listening to music. Use Earphones for Amitabha sake, don't force me to pluck a cd full on Buddhist chantings..

Nan Mu Or Mi Tuo Fuo Yi Jing Sa Li Ruo Fu An.... I'll have you gain enlightenment in no time.

You may like that music of yours, but no I rather hate that music of yours. Everyone has their own likings in music, some likes Rap, some likes Jpop, some likes Buddha chantings, some likes Hardcore music. Imagine if discmen are to be worked without earphones, this world will be chaos.

Yo Yo Yo, you know what I think yo yo yo + Watashi wa Aishiteiru... Tottemo suki desu... da kara zutto koko ni iru yo... + Nan Mu Or Mi Tuo Fuo Yi Jing Sa Li Ruo Fu An + Shut up!!! Shut Up!!! Roar!!! Roarr!!!! = That chaos which i mentioned of.

Horrible.

Deplorable.

So it may seems that my weekend is like a market failure, I don't obtain maximum benefit for this week due to many little incidents which happened here and there. I'll not mention that in case you all sleep.

However, this is something which made me felt rather funny.

After my usual drum lessons on Saturdays, I went to visit my Grandfather as my parents are away and I'm guessing I'll be like the 1 or 2 person left to visit him. So I went.

I was late due to me frolicking in arcades and salivating over girls' in mini skirt. Oh.. I'm such a pervert... Anyway, i reached there at 7.45pm, which is 15mins left to 8pm that is the end of visiting hours. But, I do not know of his ward room and bed. So I was moving around and searching aimlessly in the hospital. I tried calling but my handphone was out of battery, so I used Tian Wei's hp. (He was kind to accompany me there. Arigatou.) And then by the time i found out his room. It's 8pm.

Moving over to his bed, I was relieved to find him looking better than before. And thus began a short conversation with him. He asked where are my parents, but i can't just tell him that they are overseas in Genting on a gambling tour, so i jus said they are busy, hence only i came over. Tian Wei was standing around by the side of the visitors' corner, finding the Changi hospital a totally new experience. What grandpa said later was a stunning sentence to me.

"Oh oh, it's never mind lah. You visit me can enough liao. Cause you are my good grandson..." With that he slightly touched my arm to seemingly feel my presence.

Although i've been one of the more frequent person to visit him, I haven't find my appearance that important. Throughout, i just see him for fillial sake, after all he's my grandpa. Therefore, with that sentence it slightly affected me a little. Maybe it's because there are so little people visiting him or maybe it's just cause i'm one of the few grandsons to actually be able to converse with him (the other being lao peng), i dunno. But... the feeling was just, unusual to say the least.

Horrible for him to know that so little of your family care much about you.

Deplorable for me to think that my presence would be of little purpose.

Inspiration always comes at a wrong time.

I tell you all hor, today Saturday, i jus watched Sky Dragon 8 parts a.k.a Tian Long Ba Bu which shows on Channel U 9.00-11.00 and i tell you hor, i suddenly got fucking lots of linggan for my current novel which is still under work, "Neverlasting Time".

People In background: How much publicity fee did you receive from Channel U?

No, i didn't get any, but let me tell you. Today's episode of Sky Dragon is very very nice which is as i expected as i already finished reading the novel. By right, since i oredi finish watching the novel, i should be uninterested since i already know the plot. But, aiya cannot tahan, moving pictures is always much better than stationary pictures.

Just imagine lah, you watch a very sexy girl picture, scantily dressed. Normal male penis will either rise a little or dun rise at all.

Throw in that sexy girl scantily dressed and doing alluring moves that include slowly taking off her already very small piece of cloth on her with a jazzy sexy music in the background. Most probably our bananas will rise at least...AT LEAST a little. If it doesn't, then go check your gender in your birth cert. DO realise... THERE MAY BE EXCEPTIONS!

Guys, keep your hands to yourself.

Get it? Moving pictures is always better compared to picture and what's more... a whole page of words.

I'm not saying novels are bad lah, i derive very much enjoyment from words. ^o^

Anyway, linggans came in for my NLT....

Hmmm, alot of you guys dunno bout NLT right? Let me publicise it... it's my work lah so support k???

http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1946799&chapter=1

Ok, there you have it. Actually there's another website which features much much much more advanced chapters, but only 5 person read from there, so i'll be show the fictionpress place cause my english is better there.

People in background: 5 people read nia, so it's bad lah! DUN READ!

SHUT UP U STUPID PIB!

People in background: ... ok, den why dun u use the other website since so little ppl read from there?

BECAUSE THE FICTIONPRESS ONE NOBODY READ KNN!

...

OK... so go support ok???

People in background: Wa lao, sibei thick skin, tell others to go read... ENGLISH LOUSY SAY LAH

Dun force me to use hokkien vocabulary hor....

Anyway, NLT is gonna be a very long story and currently i'm still at the very front part of the story, so you can say it's not even 1/10 done yet. But the best part of the story comes from the middle. And the thing is, my linggan from the Sky Dragon happens to fit in nicely only for that middle part... suay i tell you.

This surge of linggan cause me to have a significant desire to write, but fuck I CAN'T! CAUSE I HAVE NO LINGGAN FOR THE CURRENT PART I'M DOING BUT I HAVE ALOT OF LINGGAN FOR THE FUTURE PARTS.

Do you know how frustrating it can get? Later in future after i write that middle part linggan for the previous part will come. This kinda things always happens to me, esp when writing essay be it chinese or english.

So it's like... if i were to fully follow my feelings to write any GP essay...

Example: If you're impotent or infertile, discuss the method you will use to produce babies.

"
Firstly, I will use the wat in-vitro (or vetro??? Aiya, fuck the name) fertilisation as it is quick and efficient and you won't sacrifice millions of fighters just to get 1 fighter to capture the flag. With in-*add in a V start verb* fertilisation you will be like having a duel fight in the past when generals will challenge each other to represent the whole million of army.

Sperm General: Today! You shall be defeated and I'll merge into your city!

Cell Surface Membrane General: Tan Gu Gu ar!!!

As Sperm General will have the injection needle as a weapon, it can easily defeat and tear the Cell Surface Membrane General!

Sperm General: DIE!!!!!!! CHIONG AR!!!

And it will merge with the city, hence saving the fight between millions of other sperm soldiers.
"

Suddenly hor, i will have inspiration to write for conclusion.

"Thus so, I feel that using 1 general to represent the rest other is the best method and that will be my conclusion. [3809 words coming from a whole story writing process of the adventures of Sperm General]"

Then hor, i will have inspiration to write for the middle part of essay.

"
But then, if we use the in-vito process, we will have to let doctors inject a needle into our sacred palace and it will be damned painful if we don't use anastestic. So, I don't agree with using in vito method.
"

So, merge them...

"Firstly, I will use the wat in-vitro (or vetro??? Aiya, fuck the name) fertilisation as it is quick and efficient and you won't sacrifice millions of fighters just to get 1 fighter to capture the flag. With in-*add in a V start verb* fertilisation you will be like having a duel fight in the past when generals will challenge each other to represent the whole million of army.

Sperm General: Today! You shall be defeated and I'll merge into your city!

Cell Surface Membrane General: Tan Gu Gu ar!!!

As Sperm General will have the injection needle as a weapon, it can easily defeat and tear the Cell Surface Membrane General!

Sperm General: DIE!!!!!!! CHIONG AR!!!

And it will merge with the city, hence saving the fight between millions of other sperm soldiers.

Thus so, I feel that using 1 general to represent the rest other is the best method and that will be my conclusion.

But then, if we use the in-vito process, we will have to let doctors inject a needle into our sacred palace and it will be damned painful if we don't use anastestic. So, I don't agree with using in vito method.
"

Don't it seems very imperfect and irritating? tts why i find inspirations coming at wrong time irritating. Why is it that inspiration for Newton to sit under apple tree comes at that wrong time, why don't his inspiration to sit under a durian tree come? Thus so you can see how irritating wrong timing of inspiration can cause.

Frankly hor, my inspiration for blogs can come alot of times during a week, but it ALWAYS dun come on Saturdays, it always comes during weekdays or times when my comp goes beep beep beep. So, wrong timing again. Den pek chiek the inspiration comes when i'm in school last week, so i wrote that short post of my shit having blood in school.

On Saturdays, the inspiration that comes is always for NLT, but not NLT starting parts, it's always the middle or ending part... WAH PEK CHIEK AR!!!!!

I have a friend named Wah Chin Han, Wah Pek Chiek is not related to him at all.

Anyway, to further facilitate you people to my NLT and also reviews which I wrote, I decided to post up the website links in my blog... that is until i learn how to do it.

Oh... forgot to mention, i do reviews as well. But currently I only did 3 out of alot of reviews which i wanted to write. And 1 of the review i feel i've done a very bad job. So you people can go there and laugh at it.

oh ya!!! See?? got Inspiration again. Harry Porter 6th book come out liao right? Let me just tell you that Neverlasting Time will better than it... SO DON'T GO BUY HARRY POTTER AND READ NLT, FREE OF CHARGE SOMEMORE!

how do you spell porter anyway... potter? porter? poter? Aiya watever...

Remember to read ar!!

...

Ok ok ok... i dun force u all. Later in future NLT will become best seller even better than that Harry kid I will take off all the links and adds, so you all cannot read by then. muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

SO BEWARE! READ IT OR REGRET IT!!!

PS: If you want me to add in your link in my blog, contact me. I'll...consider...

Beep..... x infinity

Why haven't i posted for so long? That is cause my computer has regianed it's fucked up state in which the beep sound will keep on going until my computer can go kaBOOM which makes me very pek chiek as when the kaboom happens i'll need to begin the cleaning up of the debris which will be left behind when such a thing happens and also Takahina will be left without a computer even though his current computer isn't superbly wonderful and practical but without a computer Takahina will be left with little options in life but to stick with homework supplied by the school and also occasional playing of the PS2 to fill up the void left by the computer...

pant...pant...pant.

Imagine reading that and reciting it continously without any break in between to exchange breath. Even when typing this in school my mind is remarkbly filled with useless information which i jus wanna spam here. Bah, this is wat they call a stroke of inspiration coming.

Anyway, just a quick update. I'm not deciding to scold anyone although i'll love to nag at more immature singaporeans.

Warning.

THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION BELOW MAY BE DISGUSTING, SO IF YOU CANNOT TAHAN BLOOD, DUN READ.

Whatever lah, u'll read it anyway.

Lately, my health has been somewhat deteriaoting... how do u spell that... ah, watever. Anyway, when i went excreting - otherwords, shitting. Yesterday, i noticed blood in the pile of shit which i shitted out. This did not happen the first time but it felt different this time compared to before. And it has been a freaking long time since it happened.

So? I'm freaked out. Com'on, who won't be if you see bloody shit. That brown rectangle which we have saw for 16 years suddenly turned red!!!!! OMG!

I'm worried, espcially after seeing NKF becoming the one taking charge for Cancer patients funds i grow even MORE worried.

People in Background: Aiya, you menstruation right? It's just a monthly process so you need not be worried.

WAH SHIT!!

I'm not a girl and so i'm not supposed to have such cycles! If it's really so...

Imagine...

A Strong and loyal fighter....

Flowing backwards of the sperm tube to the back of your cervic...

Fertilising the egg cell which is ACTUALLY inside you....

AND so it'll become to the fact that you will be pregnant with a new egg every month fertilised by your own fighter/swimmer/small black dot with a tail...

WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THINK NO EVIL, SEE NO EVIL. READ ALL THE EVIL AT TAKAHINA'S !


Haiz, sibei sian. Blogging from my school with quite a few people already reading and they are reading from the part where my shit has blood.

Love it.

Oh ya, Takahina jus cut his hair.

Love it.

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Wah, Die liao lor!

Hmmmm, after a fsking long time of not posting, (actually i only missed one post which is last week) due to the fucking computer problem which always goes...

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep eee ee eee eee chchceche beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

Notice the "eees", those are a side sound effect which is emitted after i switch on my computer for at least 30 seconds. The beeps go at a very high frequency which is around... 3 hertz i think. Deplorable computer indeed, but it still is able to work after that week, so rejoice. I know you guys missed me...

Some of my friends said that my blog is frequently rather well visited by other bloggers or so. I'm feeling sceptical by their words you know. They may be saying it just to flatter the great Takahina... which is yours truly... me. Ok ok, let me stop sprounting on my own genius...

(You guys know i'm jus joking.)

Anyway, this week is what they said "dying" week. Because? The first JC exams are here after since the last memorable battle of the O's whereby many people either perished or emerged annoying victorious. You know why i said annoying? Cause I normally hate victorious people as I'm someone who always don't strike as victorious. Anyway though I'm rather elated at my O's... >_<

People in background: So you hate yourself lah.

You can say that. My reason for hating victorious people is because I always lose to the idiot computer players in Starcraft, fuck them man. I die die must use "Show me the money" then can win. Knn, it only proves of how weak and a cheat i am in such Strategy Games. Even though I boast to my peers that "Wah, Starcraft I expert one, i completed the campaign with all by myself sia!"

Just that I done it with "Show Me The Money" and "Black Sheep Wall" ALL HAIL CHEAT CODES!

Anyway, the exams struck me as well, my initial thought is oso, "Wah! Die Liao Lor!" However, the only thing that won't die for me is Chinese, cause i love it! DA JIA LAI AI HUA YU! And with Singapore current standard of Chinese, Ang Moh's will find Singapore's standard of chinese just like toilet bowls in some schools, substandard and when u flush, the shit and excreta may flow out from the bottom of the bowl. Also, when u sit on it you can't help but worry bout your buttcheeks getting impressively dirty!

So thats why, with my standard of chinese, the exams are confirmed of no worry.

People in Background: Wa lao! Sibei hao lian leh!

That's me.

Anyway, i go to exams with a strangely relaxed heart. Maybe that's how one will feel when he is going to die, Shi Si Ru Gui you know? So to say, I'm actually not that stressed. Probably another factor is because i know this test will only contribute 10% to promos, thus i despise it. Regardlessly, I did study for it but at a very medicre rate.

But then hor, many people besides me whom is going to take similar exams, they all like to say one thing. "Wah, Die liao lor!"

Excuse me, u fail in exams, you won't die. Unless you irritate me enough to make me kill you, and normally i'll only kill people who pass exams cause I hate arrogant victorious people. Yay.

Anyway, they all say die liao lor, while i'm at another side saying, "wah, sibei shiok, left with 1 paper nia. yay"

Lookie here, if you find the paper really tough, you don't say you die liao, you say you are going to fail the paper horribly and when that happens, you're gonna go jump from your school and cause an eternal school horror story that will be a legend floating in the school. Hopefully you who sacrifice yourself will make the school papers easier as School will be scared of any more ghost haunting them.

"Wo Hen arrr....~~~~~~~"

yay

Wa lao, I wrote alot of crap! LET ME GO BACK TO WHAT IS TODAY'S ACTUAL THEME.

I'm wondering, "Wah Die Liao Lor" means that the paper is fucking tough and you can actually go long pia cause it's a confirmed fail. However, I don't find some of the papers real tough at all, unless you guys totally never study den i nothing to say lah.

But den, i find WDLL "Wah Die Liao Lor" too overused. When i'm in school during the exams i can hear like 4 totally unrelated people speaking of exactly the same phrase in the exact happy tone. Wah, die liao still can so happy, I salute sia. And you must know to earn the salute from Takahina is real difficult, so u people can die in peace lah.

In exams, it's natural to speak of such, but i mean if you really find the paper WDLL then would you sound so happy? It's hypocrite in it's purest form i tell you! OK lah, actually i got say also. >_<

People, use your senses and think sensibly to the standard of the papers. Does it actually warrant a death sentence? No i don't think so. Instead i find it rather doable. Why will WDLL come out is because of ourselves not studying enough. However, how much is enough? That is when you feel satisfied with your learning, but will people ever get satisfied? Hmmmm, don't think so.

All acting is just the word, "laziness". Who can deny that if they are not studying and spending time chionging the drums in Century Square at 10.30 at night (That's me) is not being lazy? So who can we blame? ourselves. But then, why is it at the end you moan in regret with a happy tone? No you're not sexually excited but it is that you don't really care bout the results as you know, even if you study you will fail.

Most have such opinions, they procrastinate till the fact that there is only 1 week left to mug....

OH SPEAKING OF MUG! Let me properly and CLEARLY EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF MUG!!! I GOT SO PISSED OFF WITH LOCAL STUDENTS TERM OF USING MUG, EVEN SOME TEACHERS USE IT. PROVING OF HOW BAD SINGAPORE ENGLISH IS.

Mug has few meanings,

1. A large cup with straight sides used for drinking tea, coffee etc.
2. to attack someone and rob them in a public place.
3. to make silly expressions with your face or behave in a silly way, especially in a photograph or a play.

Meaning taken from Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English, I always love it.

There is no meaning for mug as hard term studying. The word for hard study is...

MUG UP.

Yup, get that correct boys and girls. Mug Up, not fucked up, is the correct way of saying it. So when u're saying "i need to mug." It means you wanna either do 2. or 3.

And one more thing, i always hear, "WA! U MUGGER!" they take it as a meaning of someone who studies hard. But no no, it's...

Someone who attacks people and robs them in a public place!

Or "hey let's go mugging" that means...

An attack on someone in which they are robbed in a public place.

WA SIAO LIAO, DEN ALOT OF PEOPLE I KNOW ARE MUGGERS! KNN, MUS PROTECT MYSELF!

Get that clear ok? Dunno which stupid dumbass started using this term mug. He should be sentenced to death for trying to pollute Singapore's system of english along with Phua Chu Kang. Oh ya, strangely I notice active Final Fantasy players don't use the term mug because there's a skill in it called Mug. ALL HAIL FINAL FANTASY FOR MAKING OUR ENGLISH BETTER! That game deserves a commendable award from Lee Kuan Yew for it improves our english. Yay!

Ok, side tracked too much. let's go back.

Most people procrastinate till the last week den they mug up (NOTICE THE WORD UP!). Frankly by that time you can go long pia because more than 50% you will go WDLL. That is laziness.

But then, why do i get pissed off by WDLL, is because of the attitude in which they say it. They say it like it's some very fun business. You fail your exams and yet you seem to feel happy. I mean, you know u fail u shld go chiong study more or at least have an ampathetic attitude first before chiong mah. But then those WDLL people dun act in this way, and some of u even go comparing your answers even though u WDLL. U jus think, if you going to fail why even bother go check answers since it'll be wrong? Will you go get the correct answers and then ponder on it with the question paper or will u jus forget bout it. What's more amazing is that 2 people of WDLL can go comparing answers with each other whereby there is totally no use to it.

2 people comparing 2 wrong answers and then argue on whose's correct. Wow, no wonder they say great minds think alike.

Anyway, I'm oso WDLL. But then at least i won't go and kao bei on how WDLL i will be. At least i'm confident of my maths and chinese to have at least a pass. And i don't find the paper difficult, just we didn't prepare sufficiently.