Inspiration always comes at a wrong time.

I tell you all hor, today Saturday, i jus watched Sky Dragon 8 parts a.k.a Tian Long Ba Bu which shows on Channel U 9.00-11.00 and i tell you hor, i suddenly got fucking lots of linggan for my current novel which is still under work, "Neverlasting Time".

People In background: How much publicity fee did you receive from Channel U?

No, i didn't get any, but let me tell you. Today's episode of Sky Dragon is very very nice which is as i expected as i already finished reading the novel. By right, since i oredi finish watching the novel, i should be uninterested since i already know the plot. But, aiya cannot tahan, moving pictures is always much better than stationary pictures.

Just imagine lah, you watch a very sexy girl picture, scantily dressed. Normal male penis will either rise a little or dun rise at all.

Throw in that sexy girl scantily dressed and doing alluring moves that include slowly taking off her already very small piece of cloth on her with a jazzy sexy music in the background. Most probably our bananas will rise at least...AT LEAST a little. If it doesn't, then go check your gender in your birth cert. DO realise... THERE MAY BE EXCEPTIONS!

Guys, keep your hands to yourself.

Get it? Moving pictures is always better compared to picture and what's more... a whole page of words.

I'm not saying novels are bad lah, i derive very much enjoyment from words. ^o^

Anyway, linggans came in for my NLT....

Hmmm, alot of you guys dunno bout NLT right? Let me publicise it... it's my work lah so support k???

http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1946799&chapter=1

Ok, there you have it. Actually there's another website which features much much much more advanced chapters, but only 5 person read from there, so i'll be show the fictionpress place cause my english is better there.

People in background: 5 people read nia, so it's bad lah! DUN READ!

SHUT UP U STUPID PIB!

People in background: ... ok, den why dun u use the other website since so little ppl read from there?

BECAUSE THE FICTIONPRESS ONE NOBODY READ KNN!

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OK... so go support ok???

People in background: Wa lao, sibei thick skin, tell others to go read... ENGLISH LOUSY SAY LAH

Dun force me to use hokkien vocabulary hor....

Anyway, NLT is gonna be a very long story and currently i'm still at the very front part of the story, so you can say it's not even 1/10 done yet. But the best part of the story comes from the middle. And the thing is, my linggan from the Sky Dragon happens to fit in nicely only for that middle part... suay i tell you.

This surge of linggan cause me to have a significant desire to write, but fuck I CAN'T! CAUSE I HAVE NO LINGGAN FOR THE CURRENT PART I'M DOING BUT I HAVE ALOT OF LINGGAN FOR THE FUTURE PARTS.

Do you know how frustrating it can get? Later in future after i write that middle part linggan for the previous part will come. This kinda things always happens to me, esp when writing essay be it chinese or english.

So it's like... if i were to fully follow my feelings to write any GP essay...

Example: If you're impotent or infertile, discuss the method you will use to produce babies.

"
Firstly, I will use the wat in-vitro (or vetro??? Aiya, fuck the name) fertilisation as it is quick and efficient and you won't sacrifice millions of fighters just to get 1 fighter to capture the flag. With in-*add in a V start verb* fertilisation you will be like having a duel fight in the past when generals will challenge each other to represent the whole million of army.

Sperm General: Today! You shall be defeated and I'll merge into your city!

Cell Surface Membrane General: Tan Gu Gu ar!!!

As Sperm General will have the injection needle as a weapon, it can easily defeat and tear the Cell Surface Membrane General!

Sperm General: DIE!!!!!!! CHIONG AR!!!

And it will merge with the city, hence saving the fight between millions of other sperm soldiers.
"

Suddenly hor, i will have inspiration to write for conclusion.

"Thus so, I feel that using 1 general to represent the rest other is the best method and that will be my conclusion. [3809 words coming from a whole story writing process of the adventures of Sperm General]"

Then hor, i will have inspiration to write for the middle part of essay.

"
But then, if we use the in-vito process, we will have to let doctors inject a needle into our sacred palace and it will be damned painful if we don't use anastestic. So, I don't agree with using in vito method.
"

So, merge them...

"Firstly, I will use the wat in-vitro (or vetro??? Aiya, fuck the name) fertilisation as it is quick and efficient and you won't sacrifice millions of fighters just to get 1 fighter to capture the flag. With in-*add in a V start verb* fertilisation you will be like having a duel fight in the past when generals will challenge each other to represent the whole million of army.

Sperm General: Today! You shall be defeated and I'll merge into your city!

Cell Surface Membrane General: Tan Gu Gu ar!!!

As Sperm General will have the injection needle as a weapon, it can easily defeat and tear the Cell Surface Membrane General!

Sperm General: DIE!!!!!!! CHIONG AR!!!

And it will merge with the city, hence saving the fight between millions of other sperm soldiers.

Thus so, I feel that using 1 general to represent the rest other is the best method and that will be my conclusion.

But then, if we use the in-vito process, we will have to let doctors inject a needle into our sacred palace and it will be damned painful if we don't use anastestic. So, I don't agree with using in vito method.
"

Don't it seems very imperfect and irritating? tts why i find inspirations coming at wrong time irritating. Why is it that inspiration for Newton to sit under apple tree comes at that wrong time, why don't his inspiration to sit under a durian tree come? Thus so you can see how irritating wrong timing of inspiration can cause.

Frankly hor, my inspiration for blogs can come alot of times during a week, but it ALWAYS dun come on Saturdays, it always comes during weekdays or times when my comp goes beep beep beep. So, wrong timing again. Den pek chiek the inspiration comes when i'm in school last week, so i wrote that short post of my shit having blood in school.

On Saturdays, the inspiration that comes is always for NLT, but not NLT starting parts, it's always the middle or ending part... WAH PEK CHIEK AR!!!!!

I have a friend named Wah Chin Han, Wah Pek Chiek is not related to him at all.

Anyway, to further facilitate you people to my NLT and also reviews which I wrote, I decided to post up the website links in my blog... that is until i learn how to do it.

Oh... forgot to mention, i do reviews as well. But currently I only did 3 out of alot of reviews which i wanted to write. And 1 of the review i feel i've done a very bad job. So you people can go there and laugh at it.

oh ya!!! See?? got Inspiration again. Harry Porter 6th book come out liao right? Let me just tell you that Neverlasting Time will better than it... SO DON'T GO BUY HARRY POTTER AND READ NLT, FREE OF CHARGE SOMEMORE!

how do you spell porter anyway... potter? porter? poter? Aiya watever...

Remember to read ar!!

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Ok ok ok... i dun force u all. Later in future NLT will become best seller even better than that Harry kid I will take off all the links and adds, so you all cannot read by then. muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

SO BEWARE! READ IT OR REGRET IT!!!

PS: If you want me to add in your link in my blog, contact me. I'll...consider...