The Normal Takahina

Lately, I have been having several discussions with Ben, Jae Sung and Benji with Benji of large percentage. We have been mostly discussing about few issues, such as why studying sucks, why we feel Singapore is fucked up, why are we still single and several other irrelevent issues such as Dota, how to rape a girl and how to get a girl.

But so, Benji has managed to unify a main term for the whole of this issue. That is, "Normal". Let me digress.

In Singapore, the more common way or should I say "normal" way of life for any kids is to study, degree/diploma, job, fuck, retire, die.

Or the more easier said, "SDJFRD". But do note, that is just the macroscopic view of the whole "life" and "normal" issue. There is still the microview. Sounds like Economics.

Anyway, so to say that SDJFRD is the more common lifestyle for most Singaporeans, Takahina included. However, within there is still the issue of life such as Puberty, Character, Love and many others.

Let me just state an example, for characteristic.

Normal Chinese Male Singaporean Teenagers aged 13-18:

- Mostly types in a childish way. Lately from BiG tO sMaLl has turned to ~[= I'm a fucker =]~ and they feel proud to be able to type in a manner most others find stupid.

- Mostly will just like Jay Chou, few will love him. Even fewer will find him a fucker.

- Mostly will have alot of cutey smilies, but in actual fact it only shows how much they like to lag their own computer.

- Download Anime, never buys. And they are very proud to be able to download. "LOOK, I'M THE FIRST TO DL FF:AC, U LOSER MUAHAHAHAHA..."

- Watch porn before, but totally refuses to talk about it.

Well, these are just some few points to describe. Other type of abnormal examples could be like in Puberty, you are a female but you have a small penis starting to grow around that area. For more details please watch the hentai "Bible Black". Girls don't scream, in reality there is indeed such medical cases, but most can't survive infantry stages.

Anyway, the few points we discussed on normality is on girls, exercising, traditional values and the favourite sexual occurrence that could happen.

Girls:

Now, aren't they just one of the thing of wonders to any man? Everyone has different view and requirement for girls they like. Benji for example hates gentle, weak and unspeaking ladies and likes jumpy and siao siao girls like Selphie in Final Fantasy 8 and Rikku in Final Fantasy 10. On the other hand, I just want the girl to be of normal weight and i'm happy. Thus so, you can easily spot the difference.

However, the more generalised "normal" girl in Singapore is things such as...

- I Love Dogs ^^

- JaY cHoU rOx!! ^^

- Any music as long as not techno.

I tell you, you go friendster check, 7 out of 10 will write something similar to the 3rd point. If you see them write

- Any music as long as not Jay Chou.

That! is a very abnormal girl. Only 1 out of 10000 will write something similar to it.

Now now on a note, abnormality is not a bad thing. In fact it could even be good. For benji anyways.

However, if you check out on a... let's say an Indian girl in an Indian Friendster, what could be normal is...

- I laugh easily, once I see an Indian man with turban headbanging a table. Great stuff!

Well, for example nia lah. No offence meant.... heck i dun even know any Indian Friendster.

Well, so you see every country has different "normality" and then so how can this affect our viewpoints?

Well, if you have every girl in Singapore write in a "normal" manner. Then SG guys would be hoping for a totally different girl. That's when he will pursue other country girls.

ALL HAIL VIETNAM AND THE $1 MAN!

Thus so, tts why i said abnormality is a possible virtue. But then, who will care anyway. Perhaps only Benji will care since he's the one who conducts "normality" test on Friendsters.

He watching you.

Conclusion: Normal Girls likes Jay Chou OR his songs as some girl I know emphasised, abnormal girls hate Jay Chou.

Exercising:

On some note, I want to applaude once again, Benji for making me realise this 1 great point behind the reasons of exercising. Normally, society wants us to exercise because of...

- Health problems

- You don't look good

- Because it's a good habit.

But then hor, please lah. In the end, why don't we fat people just stand up and say...

"I WANNA EXTEND MY FAMILY BLOODLINE!"

With health problems, we will be weak and our dicks could possible be unable to stand. Without looking good, girls won't let us fuck them. And lastly, fucking is a good habit if you want to reproduce.

Yup, all in all that is just my main reason. KNN. Stop acting innocent and just come out and say you wanna fuck someone. As simple as that.

The fact is that fat people are discriminated and you can't deny that. Thin people who die die also can't fat hor live in existence to scorn the existence of the fat people. And stop saying that you thin not good. RUBBISH!

You thin, girls won't be disgusted with you.
You fat, girls are turned off by your belly.

Frankly, the society can't differentiate too much between thin and normal weight. But overweight people they can easily and hurtfully discriminate. I have been subjected to that pain so many times that I'm used to it. Haha, to think of it... that is perhaps why fat people are known to be more tolerant. Because we suffered enough shit to train up our tolerance level.

Why don't we just say and act abnormal by saying we want to lose weight because we wanna fuck a girl. We don't care about our health and all those shit. But we just wanna get out of the unknowingly discrimination that the society subjects to us regardless it's on purpose or not.

Normal weight people, can you please be considerate to the abnormal weight people?

Conclusion: Normal fatties wanna lose weight due to health problem. Abnormal fatties wanna lose weight due to being unable to fuck a girl or get sued while fucking one.

Traditional Values:

Time as well, has an effect on the "normal" values that a society subjects to. Let's say in the past, girls protect their virgin like their lives. Because normally once virginity is taken by the wrong person, their lives are also most likely gone in suicide. I really have to give it to the people in the past, they have so much courage to suicide.

Anyway, nowadays youngsters don't regard "virginity" as much. They observe and follow the rules of "不要天长地久, 只要曾经用过". For people who are weak in chinese, it means "Don't care sky long ground old, just care use before." People do not care too much into virginity anymore and even more hiong girls are willing to seperate with it with their love or what before marriage. Rong and Benji are 2 person whom I know don't look too much into if their girlfriend is a virgin or not, but surprise surprise, Takahina is a person who actually is quite concerned.

When I mean by concerned is that if... IF Takahina does get a chance to fuck a girl and only to realise she's not virgin. He will be thinking, "OMG, i'm not her first." while enjoying the process of the procedure. And then soon after call any type of assasins, regardless Phantom, Stealth or Nerubian, if not call up Silencer and then instruct for the death of any guys who fucked with her.

OK ok, kidding.

But still it will stir me a little lah. Regardlessly. Not that I will go break up with her after that, but i'll be like a little sad. Yea.... LITTLE.... Girls reading this. Move away from Takahina, he's very... dangerous...

Conclusion: Takahina is dangerous.

Sexual preferances (if we were to watch any porn)

Personally my favourite will be 2 on 1. Which is the 2, which is the 1. You think yourself.

Benji, don't blame me... i need to consider the viewership of this blog....

HE LIKES FORCED SEX.

Ok done.

Conclusion: Takahina is a fucker.

Well, in the all... what is the fucking purpose of this post?

Hopefully people will refrain from being normal. SDJFRD is really a very sad life to live through.

Secondly, I write for fun one.

Takahina isn't in too good of a mood while writing this post.