Saturday, April 15, 2006

The anti-western Takahina

What has Takahina been doing around these few days?

Simple, just slacking around.

Ever since yesterday, Takahina's parents have went to Genting leaving the whole house to Takahina's own dominance. This made this good friday very good.

Firstly was yesterday, OniShinobi came over and stayed after the lan session whereby Benji was practically in a bad mood whole game round and Ben being very happy for taking revenge at Takahina in generals. Takahina was rather unamused. That game is not balanced I tell you, the USA is just too strong. They have planes and all types of shit to kill whereby China forces you can send over. Since the game itself was also produced by a US company so it can well be considered biased. I mean, come on, can US always produce regular supply of money falling from heaven just because it's a "heavily christian" society and god will provide money from the skies.

Wah... 钱从天掉下来!!!! The poor can be saved!!

Nah, Bush still remains as fucked up as ever and his penis is just a bunch of bush with no true standard support in the middle. Just imagine...

Side View of Bush's privates.

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The real substances are the "2s", the "1s" are just the surrounding covering dense foresting population.

Anyway enough of Bush, I don't like Americans anyway, they suck.

All shall boycott rapping music and big breast fat ladies. They suck big time yeah. Chinese people crave proportion; big breast, slim waist, no sense of shame, pig's ass, etc etc...

Damn it, they have lousy sex. I pity the Westerners. They have such unproportionate woman they might as well fuck a pig or a dog. That's why they always come to Asian countries to steal our woman, and the worse thing is, they come and steal the GOOD woman. Not the bad woman. ARGH!! It's like, I don't mind you come over and steal a pig, but you come over and steal a cat!! That's like damned fucked up man, cats are already limited in Asian countries and you comeover and steal more in a tradeoff for pigs who can snork louder and more quantity. And amazingly, the cats in Asian countries are like always more attracted to such shitty westerners lah. Just cause they have larger shafts and straighter weener, able to hoax you with their slanged english, stupid super saiyan golden hair and abnormal eye colours, you cats all go meow meow over them.

ARGH!!! WHERE IS THE REASON MAN!!! I TELL YOU, TAKAHINA GO LOOK FOR A PLASTIC SURGERY, I CAN MAKE MY DICK TO BE LIKE THOSE OF A MONKEYS TAIL, JUST TOUGHER, MORE PRESSURE AND MORE TOLERANT, THOSE FUCKING ANGMOH WILL BE ENGROSSLY AMAZED AT MY RAM!

There is also another reason, why Japan remains the most strongest AV industry in the whole world... and the more favoured one as well.

Takahina still remembers once when he was talking about Porn industries in the world. His form teacher at that time, Mr Lau... he heard...

Jap industry:

More creativity and faster ejection, making the whole process short and sweet. It's like you won't get bored. You can also see instruments you have never seen before. Very enlightening. The girls can produces one of the best moans in the world you can ever hear man.

US industry:

The fucking same lame ass poser shit you see everyday. Some of their more creative ideas, stuffing their dicks in the middle of a pizza and have the pig eat it like a sausage. Eventually the sausage can freaking move about and wreck havoc, spraying their meat juice all around.

THE FUCKING SAUSAGE IS ALIVE MAN!! ARHHHHHHHHHHH... HELP ME!!! AGHHHHHHHH......

The another version will be hanging a donut around their dick. That will be the prefered version of the american policemen. There is a theory, "never bribe a policemen in US with money, bribe them with donuts."

And just listen to the 杀猪 sound, man it's morfitying. The pigs will keep on craving, "oh... **** me.... ****me more... ***********" Fuck la, how you want them to fuck you more, install a motor in the guys's revolving hips then pluck in A.C supply to that guy's ass to make it pump at a higher frequency ar??? An obvious example of pigs with no brain man.

Singapore porn industry:

Still in growing stages. Founder: Tammy of NYP and that guy with the 8cm dick. I pray for you man.


All of us had a united stand. Jap's industry is the best. Jae Song from Korea thought overwise though, but well, he's korean, he hates Japan, so he is forced through patrioty to say otherwise.

As for Takahina, it's obvious, he likes cartoon pussy and 水晶 knows it.


Desmond Chan asked her:

Hey, wanna go chalet stay overnight or not?

水晶:

Don't know leh..

DC:

Why??/

水晶:

Cause Takahina staying overnight also.



I'm greatly flattered. Really.

But the main thing is, Takahina hates americans.

Wait a minute, what has that gotta do with Takahina liking cartoon pussy. In fact, there is no link.

Takahina just hates Americans. Whatever GP essay or Econ Essay, Takahina will always support the non-American side.

GO CHINA, even though I dislike your slang...

GO INDIA, even though I dislike your smell...


But still, I'LL SUPPORT YOU 2 FOREVER!!! GO GO GO!!!

2 comments:

Shion said...

Seemed like some post that can make Takahina not only feared by ladies.. but also the govt.. well.. ur post might appear in newspp... dangerous..

TakaHina said...

Nah, only 1556 people read this blog, the number is small, don't worry.