The Sianner Takahina

Now people, gigging is defined as performing on a stage with a band.

But wtf anyway, yea Takahina is gigging and it's official now with reluctance from me.

http://www.singaporestreetfestival.com/

Here?

http://www.singaporestreetfestival.com/performers/leforet.html

Here...

That's my band over there. It's official you see. I'm Taka the drummer. yay

Why am i called Taka? Well mainly because Hyde said Takahina is too gay and Takahina feels so too. Makes people think it's a girl.

There was once when Takahina used the name Takahina to go to some stupid making friends website and I just used the pictures of Takako, my goddess as the display pic. Lo and Behold, hordes of guys or "sianners" whom I call it approach me. And the amount is frighteningly many. From there, Takahina decide to do an experiment.

TFCTS

To Fucking Con The Sianners.

Thus so, Takahina changed everything, from having a Takako picture to having another beautiful Japanese Girl's picture. This Japanese girl I did talk to her before and she is in my MSN list. But she doesn't go online now. Takahina created another alias as Saeko Fujima. Hehehehehe... mainstream name man.

This her picture...



















Then throughout the course of over 1 and half year, the number of sianners come from everywhere. Iraq, Pakistan, India, Taiwan, Singapore, Thailand, US, Europe...

Few of the comments they made on "my" homepage...

1.

hey you look like so sweety and cute also so beautiful I would like to be a friend with you. This is st to hearing from you soon
Best wishes eve from meI am 29 years old, I really interest you would you like to be a my friend my email adress is @#$@#%@#%!%!$%!@$%!

That guy is from Jerusalem, Isreal. He freaks me out.


2.

"Hiiiiii~~~~ didn't dropped by here for so long! lolz. how are you??? :D how life over Singapore?? :) hope you're doing great over there. hehehe! i came here to drop by to say "HI" to you since i haven't come here for so long. :P i'm so sorry. Take care my long long friend :)"

That guy from United States. He talks in like a very friendly manner. But the fact is, "Saeko" don't know him at all in the first place. But Saeko replied to him in the guestbook...

"I'm doing fine now, thanks for caring. ^^"

"Saeko-chan, i wonder how long have you been living in Singapore? And have you been back to Japan recently?"

Den, another guy came in and interrupted this guy.

"hey fucker .. she's my girl don't u know? Don't try to snatch..." But the fact is once again, i don't know this guy.

Saeko chan is so popular man...

Then there was once, when I got so fed up with the whole plan I just stopped adding friends. So i reject them. Then this guy...

nice to meet u....
why u not add me??
why u not add me at msn???
wish we're friend forever...
u also can visit my webpage
and give some me comment..
tan Q.. *0*

I was like wtf. This guy is from Singapore. And I still haven't add him at all.

Then also, some of the guys picture is just stupid man.





















He smiles like an idiot. Saeko hates him























Stupid mainstream idiot. Your eyes pa jiao ar? I checked his list of friends and all are girls. This kind of fucking chebye, don't understand how can girls like sia.

















Dude, I know you have fetish. You're round, your face is round, you're holding round balloons. But if you much prefer, just get some boobs k. I hate your pics anyway. Freakish.
















Go bomb someone else dude. Don't think I don't know under your shitty vest is a bunch of dynamites.
















Speaks for itself.

I've also seen another pic whereby the guy is wearing just his underwear. I ban him immediately.

Anyway, some of the more hiong ones are those middle east people. There was few times whereby some found my msn. And talk to me.

He said...

"Saeko I love you."

I said...

"I'm flattered."

"I really love you, I can't live without you."

"I'm not oxygen molecules."

"You're like one to me!! I'm willing to divorce my wife for you!"

"Den if I marry you, and u see another girl. Will u divorce me too?"

"No, I won't!! I loyal to u only!"

"Even if I have a dick?"

From then on, he has blocked me. :p

Another one... he picked the wrong time to talk to me. I was pissed that time.

He said:

"Hi..."

I said:

"You are?"

"I'm from Zorpia, Jusmal remember?"

"No I don't."

"Haha, well nvm. It's ok if u remember now. You're beautiful."

"Thank you, anything else?"

"Hmmm, can we meet?"

"No we can't. I'm afraid u will come to my country with a bomb and bomb us all. Go fuck another girl... or are u gay?"

From then on, I blocked him before he can block me.

At times, it's fun to do this man. I remember once Tian Wei he went to MIRC, and to a chat line. He put sex as female, and had a very gay name. Then I witnessed it as a guy just talk to him.

"You girl?"

"Ya."

"Are you a virgin."

I'm amazed man.

The World has too many sianners. We should kill more.