The PAPing Takahina

Oh man... this is dangerous. But whatever lah hor.

Lately, Singapore is having a GE. Who doesn't know, but whatever. Just now, while i was having dinner, I heard this truck sprouting some malays gibberish which Takahina doesn't want to fucking understand. On it, sits the pictures of the tampines gang. Mah Bow Tan, Irene Ang, and 3 other people whom I have no knowledge of.

People in background: Haiz... the sadness of our youths in Singapore...

All i know is that, one of them is malay. And he's not Mr Yatiman Yusof, the guy who gave me $$ twice in a row on 2 years whereby i got some edusave shit. I remember calling him Antiman Yousoft. I stil remember there was a year when I sat on the hall, there was this sibei chio girl sitting beside me. And since she got edusave, she must be almost as clever as Takahina. Yeah!!!

I tried to initiate conversation with her, but then hor. Can't speak. Tongue Tied.

Cheebye.

So throughout the whole speech whereby softman is speaking, I just opened my mouth, glance at her, then look back, then look again. Hecking care of softman. After all, he's responsible to Takahina is just to give me my lui, the rest i dun fucking care. And if Takahina can get lui and za bor at the same time, God must be helping me. Yeah. Love you god.

But then, I can't speak anything. So in the end, nothing happened, all i have was just cramps at my mouth, fucking pain. Haiz, I'll stick with my Tripitaka.


Ok, back to topic. As my father once worked in a gov firm, he knew some of this people and had meeting with them at times. There was once when he was having a party of what with this people, then one of my father's friend, Ah Low, spotted Mr Mah Bow Tan.

Acting friendly, he readied himself while Uncle Mah walked over to greet everyone. My father was first, so he said, "Good morning, Mr Mah."

Ah Low seemed nervous.

Uncle Mah then walked to greet Ah Low, then Ah Low said.

"Good morning, Mr Tan."

Great Job.

Anyway, this evening after hearing that malay gibberish, soon enough Takahina heard the speech in Hokkien. Yeah, that's more like it. Hokkien is vulgar and fun. Also, the speaker is sprouting a girl's voice. Must be Auntie Ang.

Takahina and family ignored it, my father was just complaining of the fish being too salty in front of him. However, soon enough, one of the Tampines Gang came to the kopitiam and acted like some big fuck, with this guy whose my father's friend as well, taking pics. Then there's this auntie, wearing mini-skirt. It looks so wrong. However, the center of the picture is this malay who replaced my antiman yousoft. That's bad, I liked Antiman cause he gave me lui.

Regardless, he went to the store owners first. Obviously lah, cause owners give him cooperate tax. Then he went to each table to greet. My feeling is like...

"Sia lah, big shot. dun give a fuck to us commoners."

Well, he didn't lah.

He went to each table, talk talk talk.

"Please give us your support."

I heard that, and almost said...

"Give me lui, then I consider."

But then i never. And also since Pa knows these uncle, they spent more time talking to us.

Hehehehehehehehe.... jealous ar... I tell u in future once this malay guy give me lui, i'll remember his name man. Then this guy gave somethign to my ma, and pa. And then he asked me.

Malay big shot: "Are you voting in the GE?"

I said, "no lah (cheebye), not old enough yet (you're lucky i'm not)"

"Oh, but you look so sturdy and mature."

"No lah... Lol.. (Stop your flattery old gesser. U say I fat and old, I won't forgive u man)

"Now still studying?"

"Ya (not voting + young me = studying lah. Use your brain.)

K, watever else he said, is history.

But frankly, if you ask me, would I vote for the PAP, people close to me will know i'm almost an anti PAP. But then I read the fucking propagandic Straits Times, a.k.a PAP times, then it's indeed true that PAP has been good in their nation building. Jus t that working people like my father and mother feels very imbar about the whole situation.

Seems like I'm too immature to know what harm does PAP cause to the working society.

However, there is something very wrong with their statement lah.

"More competition in the parliament would result in a possible taiwan parliament."

That will be cool man. But Singapore will die along. Then we will talk with Chen Shui Bian, and soon China will send in Pandas, then the people in the parliament will argue whether to put the panda in Mandai Zoo or Night Safari.

Watever man.

People in background: Irresponsible Singaporean... Singapore will die if u be the PM someday.

I'm not voting, i'm not into politics. Who cares.

Time to play my picture game, the choices I make there affects whether I get a good bang or not. More important in my life now.

:p