The Return of the Takahina Hero and The Hina... Takahina.

Yoyo...

Lately hor, Takahina has been quite obessed with several old shows from Starhub channels lah.

One is...



Oops, wrong guy.



HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Then I compare the other 5 bonds available...



Frankly lah, this guy looks like a fuckign pimp man. Nice. Look at that smile, isn't he horny...



Now, this is one of my favourite Bond of the few I saw, he's sexy, and more handsome than that pimp above, and he uses his brain for his mission, not his cock. HHHHHOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



Whoa, I don't know bout how you think, but I dun think this guy is handsome, nor do I like the style he plays Bond man. He like too invincible ... cannot kill or capture one. Unfair. but then... isn't all Bond like that?



This Bond... only saw him in one Bond film. Cause he only featured in one. Don't remember him much though. But I heard his Bond wife got killed in the movie.



And lastly, the very hairy Pierce Brosnan. The second best Bond imo, Roger Moore is still number one for me. However, there were a few things significant about the Bond films he filmed in.

The Bond Girls he had were all chio. And most were willing to be naked for him.
He only kissed Michelle Yeo, never fucking her. YAY!!!!!! HAIL TO CONSERVATIVE SOCIETY!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........

Frankly lah, I dun find Bond very realistic man. He can get out of almost any type of trouble, and 60% it's thanks to the Girls whom he fucked with b4. WTF. Then is he a xiao bai lian who needs girls help? NO. Cause at the end, usually he'll need to save the girl again. WTF.

Also, it's due to Bond's that's why u never want a girlfriend from the entertainment business. I mean, BOND FUCKING FUCKS ALL THE GIRLS!! HE EVEN FUCKED A NEGRO WTF!!!

If Matsu Takako were to act in a James Bond film, I'll commit suicide man. REally. FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE!!

Then, there's another show which Takahina watched.

That is...



Shen Diao Xia Lu.

Featuring Little Dragon Girl and Sheep Cross. The one u see above is by Andy Lau in 1982. The rocks.. the mountains... the grass... almost everything u see is fake. FAKE!! But then hor, one thing is real, their martial arts man. But the thing is you know when it'll end.

Example:

Yang Guo fight Golden Wheel Monk, they will pom...pom...pom, block each other for like 5 moves, then the Monk will hit some part of Yang Guo with a huge PIACK!!! sound. Rinse, repeat, refresh... Andy Lau spill blood from mouth. A fight scene completed.

Hmmm, actually the one i'm watching now is...



There's a condor. Isn't it cute.

And i like this one alot man. True Little Dragon Girl may not be as chio, but still... the thing and all fucking nice man. Old shows rock. With fucking fake styrofoam rocks and trees. Nice man. Then when one of the guy tries to use a move, u can see like a small Dragon flying around his hands man. The best thing is the dragon is always golden, not green. Shiok! But really lah, the moves and all rock man. IMO, better than the 1982 version and probably much better than.....



This fucking version.

I mean, the local version practically bastardised the whole shit up. Little Dragon Girl is like a water tap, and alot of the mongolian shit is just man with make up. So fake man! The only good thing is Yang Guo and Guo Xiang in the whole series. Then also damn fucky, when u see them fight, the camera will slow the whole shit, then like game like that, alot of fucking graphics, like the graphics suddenly turn black then got toad or dragon or tiger come out. While all Yang Guo needs to do is to jus stretch his sword out like superman. FUCK!!

Then their Qing Gong is like Superman, can fly forever. WTF. YOU ALL WANNA DENY ISAAC NEWTON'S LIFETIME WORK ISSIT!?!

Then lastly lah, the newest ROCH to be added to be collection...



The most chio Little Dragon Girl imo. But I have yet to see the film man. And i frankly doubt that it'll be better than the 95 version i'm watching now. The only thing is think it will surpass is that the Mongolians are actually real Mongolians, they really build/find a mountain to climb or broken temple, they really breed an extra big Condor and that they have so many extras and farmers who wanna get rich, they can get a true army to fight man. SG$1 for each soldier in hot sexy armor.... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......

Why am I typing about this?

Cause I don't fucking know what else to type. And Benji is pestering me to type cause he has nothing to do.

Oh ya... people. Please Play...

http://www.nationstates.net

My country is...

http://www.nationstates.net/takahina

It's fun.

And funny.