The scammed Takahina

Just a few hours ago, when Takahina went pirated game browsing with Uncle Sam and Emo Benji, Takahina noticed something and he found it... pleasantly pleasing to his eyes and his fetish.



500 BISHOUJO GAMES!!!?!? OMFG!!!

I mean, even ME!! One of the hentai experts among my groupies, didn't know of that humongous among of Bishoujo games subtitled in English. Just imagine, 500 bishoujo games. If every Bishoujo game has at least 1 sex scene and if a guy hits his hand gun with 1 sex scene every day. It'll take a fucking 1 and a half year to finish loading his seed all over this GREAT COLLECTION!!

I mean, ONE AND A HALF YEAR EVERYDAY!!!

Can you believe it?!!!

I DON'T!!

But i want to. :p

So without much question and attributing to the fact that Takahina has a little more $$ today, he went on to buy this obviously fake and false Bishoujo games collection. After all, $7 for 500 games is a damn rip off. Just having 5 Bishoujo games in it is already an awesome buy.

Please refer to the graph as shown.



As you can see, the demand for Bishoujo games is definitely there, and what's more, it's very price inelastic!! MEANING! That no matter what the price rise, the quantity demanded won't drop too much! So even if you sell this great piece of collection for $15, Takahina may even be willing to be it as well!!

However, refering to the graph above, it can be easily known that the supply of it is so little. IT'S SO DAMN FUCKING LITTLE, WE BISHOUJO GAMER'S FETISH CAN'T BE ACCOMPLISHED!! THIS IS A LACK OF CONSUMER'S WELFARE!! WE BEG TO FIGHT THIS SHORTAGE!

So i think it's kinda obvious, the government have to be something about this. But, luckily, one group of people heard our pleas....

All Hail Piracy!



Now let's see...

The one on the left is a Wuss just like Uncle Sam, the one in the middle is sadly, like a poser. The one on the right is better of being a full bodied blondie.

Anyway, these group of people rocks. Currently, Takahina has bought 2 series of Bishoujo game from them. One is called Kana little sister and the other is called X-change 2. Having that confident in them, Takahina went on to buy this fetish's biggest hope and dream. 500 Hentai Minigame Collection 2006!

So the damned happy Takahina went home and slotted the shit into his cd-drive. However, it won't open, greatly displeasuring Takahina. After several repetitious clicks on the open button on the cd-rom, my cd-rom drive finally opened it's mouth and swallowed up the disc, almost swallowing my hand as well. This cd-rom drive, can auto close itself, so Takahina have to be fast. Luckily he's trained in drumming.

However, one thing went onto Takahina's mind.

"Wait, 1 game should be about 700MB. How can a disc store 500x 700MB?? That is... 350000MB..."

The disc will explode with so much data.

Shiate.

But what to do... $7 liao. Price inelastic. Cannot blame ar.

Then so, Takahina now blacked face, and in no mood to take out his dick from his pants, clicked on the shitty application. It seems that this person has managed to encrpyted a whole bunch of games into this application, and installing this 1 application will install all of it... it seems.

But.

Takahina waited for my computer's rom to actually start running. The internal fan is like,

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........eeeeeeeeeeeeee...
.....

So in otherwords, the system loaded, stopped loading, starts to load, stops loading. Repeat the cycle till an hour later.

"Sorry, the system tio error, now will restart computer."

Ah. Tio fuck liao.

This proves a few lessons.

Piracy, only believe occasionally.

My kind of fetish, hard to achieve.

With the condition my computer is in, I think the only thing that can be played is Bishoujo Game, which is almost like powerpoint with words and pictures and sounds as explained by Onishinobi before.

I need a new computer and more money.

I still prefer Wuss than posering gay. (Sorry Orlando)

The sell out Takahina

Are you wondering why Takahina is not updating?

Are you wondering why Takahina is having low standard post recently?

Are you wondering why Takahina is not having more photos in his blog?

Cause I'm beginning to be a sell out. Just imagine, what if The True Takahina becomes a sell out and began to blog like those ordinary bloggers out there with sianzzzzzzzzz..... yoooooozzzzzzzz..... "Today played badminton, damn shiok!"...... kinda chiiinaa post.

Horrendous right?

But, bo pian.

Let me tell you what happened lately la.

My Ma tio mosquito bite, then the blood from the mosquito flowed into the system and thus destroyed the cells inside, so to say plainly, dengue fever la. Damn sian man. So Takahina went to hospital lately, and got damn tired. But then, in the process hor, Takahina gained inspiration for new novel ideas la. But then, NLT not finished, so won't continue.

Another thign that happened.

Lately hor, my ma and pa got very irritating. They see me, will ask me,

"GOT READ NEWSPAPER OR NOT?"
"GOT STUDY OR NOT?"
"I DON'T SEE YOU STUDYING LEH!?"

Hello... ok la, at times i don't read newspaper but then lately the main news is just on Isreal and the dumbass attack on some fed up country in the mid east. I don't get it man, they are so poor and have shitified life, yet they attack each other like siao. I suspect they discriminate each other from the smell of each other, just like animals like lions and all.

Animals spray their urine around trees and plants to plant their territory la, then anything which obstruct or enter their region they just chiong la.

Isreal spray their bullets around countries and mid east areas to mark their territory la, then anything which smell or steal their oil in their region they just chiong la.

Ok la, maybe i'm not informed enough, I don't even know why they are attacking. Cause of this private?? whatever man. Who cares, they can just exchange their PMs privates to each other or milk oil from the fat people in their country, who cares. I don't read war shit. War shit is for people who can't get enough of CS and likes shit flying about. Just imagine, if all the bullets in the world is made of shit... the world would be a so much better place. And Takahina will be a rare commodity cause I have damn lots of shit.

These people, should just get a copy of hentai, and jerk themselves off to get rid of that testorones or whatever gene in them. Who says porn is harmful, I say it's damn beneficial and the government should make it compulsory for every person to have a copy of porn in their house. Then give funds to further enhance the porn industry to any willing woman willing to be whorestars like Tammy, just think about the possibilities, more profits, more income!! You want to wonder why did Japan have a gradual improvement in their economy?? ALL THANKS TO THE PORN INDUSTRY!! And the best thing is, THE DEMAND NEVER FALLS! The young wants to learn about sex, the middle wants to watch better girls than their wife, the old need to try to gain back their libido, THERE IS DEMAND FROM ALL AGE GROUP! Then consider, Singapore having no local porn industry at all... why do you have such a high import rate??? THANKS TO THE HAVING NO LOCAL PORN INDUSTRY!! And therefore the government tax us more just to justify the fact the government never give us enough sex motivation? THAT IS SO WARPED MAN!!

Frankly PAP, consider this man, anything goes for Takahina!!

But la, if Takahina's future girlfriend is to act in a porn, I'll kill her. Really, kill her.

Yo pa, you say I never study. You see how I linked GP to econs and to politics!? YOUR SON IS A DAMN GENIUS I TELL YOU! And you should see him do housework, all the laws of physics applied in hanging clothes. The space in between each clothes to have more wind in between to allow convection of air, the usage of torque to get the fucking heavy bamboo up to hang, the usage of potential difference to get water in a tube to flow out... so many laws used! THIS IS CALLED THE TRUE PHYSICS APPLICATION TAKAHINA!

And what about maths, let me tell you man. During the world cup, Takahina used the many probability methods such as binomial distribution to get out the probability to which team will win, and used many laws of algebra to get out on how much he should spend everyday... You see? THIS IS CALLED THE TRUE MATHEMATICS APPLICATION TAKAHINA!

I'm a fucking sell out now.

I feel like playing DOTA, i feel like doing more hw, i feel like doing a lot of shit i despised man. I mean, for once I find Jolin... JOLIN'S SONG WU NIANG NICE LEH!!!

I!! The mainstream hater Takahina, ACTUALLY LIKING A FUCKING MAINSTREAM SONG FROM A PLASTIC BREAST LADY?! OMG!!!!!!!

I'm a sell out man... damn sell out.

Benji is also.
Chun Wei is damn noob.
Desmond Chan is shameless, walking around reading what people are writing for his birthday greetings.

HIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

The questioned Takahina

Many people lately have gotten curious about the ways and system I work, so in otherwords, how I go about planning on my life even though some people don't even bother to plan.

Today, also partly due to having not much insightful knowledge or inspiration in life other than constantly seeing damn frecking sianners and fuckables around my environment and relishing in about the most obscene of places, I will just write on most of the things I believe.

So, you people can just shoot questions to know more about me...

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Overally arrogant bitch: Mr Takahina, why is it that you look so dumb in real life?

Takahina: Cause my parents born me to be such. Securities get this bitch out of here please...

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Mathematician: Can you please explain what you mean by Fuckables?

Takahina: Oh... complicated... look at that bitch that just got out of here. Next!

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Sianner: Why do you hate Sianners so much, aren't you a sianner yourself?

Takahina: I'll never ever forgive any form of sianners and i'm not a sianner. So fuck yourself dude. Securities please get him out of kill him. NEXT!

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Fat guy with huge specs on: Why do you even have a rule to watch porn, you're too much dude!

Takahina: How about you keep on watching the same porn everyday, see if your dick can stand after watching the same thing for 1 year. Securities give him some Hentai. Next.

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Fellow celebrity Blogger: Heyxz, y do ya blog in such gd england and y ya title everytime so siao one? Cannot be like us meh?

Takahina: Next.

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Student: How do you feel about the education system in Singapore.

Takahina: A failure. Next

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Killer: If you can kill a person, who would you kill?

Takahina: Too much to choice from. Next.

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Raper cum blackmailer: Hey, I've got some girls back at my house, how about u join me for some fun yea?

Takahina: Thanks for the gifts. Securities, force his address out from him and kill him. Next!

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PAP supporter: OI, I WON'T STAND YOU INSULTING PAP CONSTANTLY!

Takahina: So you want me to insult you instead? Kill him guys, next!

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Parent concerned with too much porn on internet: How can you encourage people to watch porn?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Takahina: Don't let them watch porn and they won't know how to produce offsprings and act like noobs on the bed. THINK OF YOUR GRAND CHILDREN! THEY WON'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD!! Securities give this parent some porn and pressure her to show it to her children. Next.

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Guy with lots of girls around him: Hey dude, why don't you have any girlfriend?

Takahina: Cause you stole them all pimp. Next.

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Perverse Christian chionger: Why don't you believe in god??? Do you want to go to hell?

Takahina: Do you believe that your god will save you if my men just keeps on burning you but grudge down medical pills to your throat? Next.

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TV surveyer: Do you support local TV?

Takahina: No. NExt

TV surveyer: WHY DON'T YOU SUPPORT!! HEY WAIT UP!

Takahina: Japan dramas make you cry, Taiwan dramas make you cry due to laughing too much, US drama are too draggy reaching up to 700 episdes... Singapore drama? Unheard of. Securities make sure he doesn't leave and force him to watch 700 episodes of Indian dramas. NExt

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Computer Expert: Why don't you change your computer since it's already in such a condition?

Takahina: Bo Lui, Next.

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Smoker: Hey dude, have a puff.

Takahina: Are you Matsu Takako?? NO! Men make him smoke 1000 packets of smokes everyday. After that take out his organs and feed it to people who wanna be negros. Next.

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Jay Chou Fan: Hey....

Takahina: SHUT UP. Men kill her. Next.

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Skeptical Bastard: Why are you so weird?

Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.

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Naruto fan: Why do you like Love Hina so much?

Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.

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Mainstream fellow: Why do you like to listen to underrated stuff?

Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.

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Sianner Guitarist: Why do you play the guitar instead?

Takahina: Cause guitars are overrated. Next.

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Negro: What do you like about black people??

Takahina: Anything but your smell, next.

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Millionaire: If I give you 1 million dollars, what will you do?

Takahina: Go Japan and watch every Takako's performance. Next.

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Billionaire: If I give you 1 billion dollars, what will you do?

Takahina: Extort more from you. Securities do that right now! Next.

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Youtube supporter: What do you think of youtube?

Takahina: It needs porn. Next!

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Tammy: How do you think of the video...

Takahina: Securities, capture her now and make her a pro AV star, I'll be the founder of the local porn industry, at least it'll be better than those Xiao Long Nu around. Next.

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Samuel Lim Wenjun: What if Matsu Takako tells you to do 1000 pull ups, will you do it?

Takahina: Yes, anything for her. Next.

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Samuel Lim Wenjun: What if Matsu Takako tells you to run 1000 laps, will you do it?

Takahina: Yes, anything for her. Next.

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Samuel Lim Wenjun: What if Matsu Takako...

Takahina: Men get him out of here. Next.

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Photographer: Why do girls always shy away from you when you want to take pictures of them?

Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.

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Benji: DON'T BE A FUCKING SELLOUT DUDE!!!

Takahina: Yeah, give me $$ and grades and I won't be. Next.

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St John Ambulance Brigade: Hey...

Takahina: GUARDS!! WHO TOLD YOU TO ALLOW ANY SJAB IN HERE!! KILL THEM!!! KILLLLLLLLL THEMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Japanese: Ano ne, naze anata wa nipon no koto sonnani suki desu ka?

Takahina: England please? Next.

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TPJC surveyer: Do you like TPJC?

Takahina: HELL NO! Next.

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Canteen seller: What food do you like best in our school?

Takahina: Anything not produced by you guys, next.

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Econs teacher: What is the theory behind demand and supply.

Takahina: hmmmmm...... complicated........ next.....

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Birthday shop owner: What do you want for your birthday?

Takahina: Girlfriend, next.

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Christmas shop owner: What do you want for Christmas?

Takahina: Another girlfriend, next.

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DDR dancer: You think you're pro in DDR? I challenge you.

Takahina: Die you fool. Next

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Weapons producer: What do you think is the most lethal weapon in the world?

Takahina: My legs when i'm dancing DDR. Next.

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Doctor: Are you sick? Do you need help?

Takahina: Guards throw an apple at him once everyday. Next.

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Questionaire recorder: How many questions have you answered now?

Takahina: Dunno, next.

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Matsu Takako: Woon Han...

Takahina: Oh.... (jumps down to join Takako and walks off to the horizon with her...)

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End of interview. Probably the end of TTT as well. Who knows.

The Conservative Takahina

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