The scammed Takahina

Just a few hours ago, when Takahina went pirated game browsing with Uncle Sam and Emo Benji, Takahina noticed something and he found it... pleasantly pleasing to his eyes and his fetish.



500 BISHOUJO GAMES!!!?!? OMFG!!!

I mean, even ME!! One of the hentai experts among my groupies, didn't know of that humongous among of Bishoujo games subtitled in English. Just imagine, 500 bishoujo games. If every Bishoujo game has at least 1 sex scene and if a guy hits his hand gun with 1 sex scene every day. It'll take a fucking 1 and a half year to finish loading his seed all over this GREAT COLLECTION!!

I mean, ONE AND A HALF YEAR EVERYDAY!!!

Can you believe it?!!!

I DON'T!!

But i want to. :p

So without much question and attributing to the fact that Takahina has a little more $$ today, he went on to buy this obviously fake and false Bishoujo games collection. After all, $7 for 500 games is a damn rip off. Just having 5 Bishoujo games in it is already an awesome buy.

Please refer to the graph as shown.



As you can see, the demand for Bishoujo games is definitely there, and what's more, it's very price inelastic!! MEANING! That no matter what the price rise, the quantity demanded won't drop too much! So even if you sell this great piece of collection for $15, Takahina may even be willing to be it as well!!

However, refering to the graph above, it can be easily known that the supply of it is so little. IT'S SO DAMN FUCKING LITTLE, WE BISHOUJO GAMER'S FETISH CAN'T BE ACCOMPLISHED!! THIS IS A LACK OF CONSUMER'S WELFARE!! WE BEG TO FIGHT THIS SHORTAGE!

So i think it's kinda obvious, the government have to be something about this. But, luckily, one group of people heard our pleas....

All Hail Piracy!



Now let's see...

The one on the left is a Wuss just like Uncle Sam, the one in the middle is sadly, like a poser. The one on the right is better of being a full bodied blondie.

Anyway, these group of people rocks. Currently, Takahina has bought 2 series of Bishoujo game from them. One is called Kana little sister and the other is called X-change 2. Having that confident in them, Takahina went on to buy this fetish's biggest hope and dream. 500 Hentai Minigame Collection 2006!

So the damned happy Takahina went home and slotted the shit into his cd-drive. However, it won't open, greatly displeasuring Takahina. After several repetitious clicks on the open button on the cd-rom, my cd-rom drive finally opened it's mouth and swallowed up the disc, almost swallowing my hand as well. This cd-rom drive, can auto close itself, so Takahina have to be fast. Luckily he's trained in drumming.

However, one thing went onto Takahina's mind.

"Wait, 1 game should be about 700MB. How can a disc store 500x 700MB?? That is... 350000MB..."

The disc will explode with so much data.

Shiate.

But what to do... $7 liao. Price inelastic. Cannot blame ar.

Then so, Takahina now blacked face, and in no mood to take out his dick from his pants, clicked on the shitty application. It seems that this person has managed to encrpyted a whole bunch of games into this application, and installing this 1 application will install all of it... it seems.

But.

Takahina waited for my computer's rom to actually start running. The internal fan is like,

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........eeeeeeeeeeeeee...
.....

So in otherwords, the system loaded, stopped loading, starts to load, stops loading. Repeat the cycle till an hour later.

"Sorry, the system tio error, now will restart computer."

Ah. Tio fuck liao.

This proves a few lessons.

Piracy, only believe occasionally.

My kind of fetish, hard to achieve.

With the condition my computer is in, I think the only thing that can be played is Bishoujo Game, which is almost like powerpoint with words and pictures and sounds as explained by Onishinobi before.

I need a new computer and more money.

I still prefer Wuss than posering gay. (Sorry Orlando)