After about 3 weeks of stopping production for Takahina's issues, today finally Takahina will have a new post in!
You guys excited right...
right?
Ok whatever. Like you guys even care. I bet that while you're reading this you're wondering why the fuck am I writing this and why the fuck are you reading it.
Want me to sanction it?
Anyways, there are various type of Takahinaism around, but they mostly circulate on 1 main principle. And that principle is something mostly coming from a religion called Daoism.
That principle goes in a standard way like...
"Never do onto others what you don't want to happen to you. But if they do happen, do remember to do back onto that person."
So it's like 2 chinese proverbs into one, 1 kind and 1 evil mixed into 1. That is Takahinaism's basis.
己所不欲, 勿施于人 + IF NOT 以牙以牙.
That is why Takahina is seemingly full of double standards and a lot of skeptisim. There are many examples, but I shall state out the few which I have already wrote out before and the few of my most valued principles.
1.
"Never flirt with any girl whom already has a boyfriend."
This is one of Takahina's most valued principles, because Takahina will never want his girlfriend being flirted at and in the end kena stolen away. But if Takahina future girlfriend does get stolen away, the guy who did it better be careful. Cause something dangerous will happen to you. Careful the tooth fairy come looking for you one day. And somehow, Takahina seemed to be having such a good job at keeping this principle, some of my friends think that I hate their girlfriend or that I'm gay.
I truly think I'm repeating my point which I made in a previous post.
2.
"Never ever boast on how good you are, even if you're really good."
This is a social issue, not just Takahina's. The world has too many fucking kao pei kia that this world is fucked up. Takahina will never want that, and thus so Takahina will never be like that. However, if you do start to talk in that way, such as "I'm confident I can own your ass." You beware. Cause once that happened, I'll try ways no matter what to bloody hunt you down. There was once this Techie suicide my Lina during a game of Dota and he went kao peing. That does it, and so my Lina did an all out no brainer/regardless of consequence attack. Light Pillar, Dragon Wave, Laguna Blade, all in less that 2 secs. That Techie quit game afterwards as my Laguna was saved only for him and I don't kill anyone else cept for the Techie. So never ever boast or kao bei about anything, cause Takahina will go to extreme methods. He will quit the game/event/whatever soon after, if not refuse playing with the people who did that to him.
That's why one of Takahina's main aim in life is to kill fucking Ah Bengs who loiter in Lan. The day Takahina gets a gun is the day you all DIE.
But of course, there are time to time whereby I still go on kao peiing around. Such as...
FULL COMBO ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I actually got big headed to the extent I sent this 2 pics to my disciple. Frankly that was very wrong on me... I should self reflect upon my own actions... immature me..... shit man... posting the pics showed on how big headed I can get... Must repent....
3.
"Always remember what people have done to you/you have done to people, and remember in gratitude/repay in dark fury."
This is one of the principles which is making Takahina the Emo Takahina. As Benji so adequetly put it, the fact that I'm emo is due to the fact that I always remember events and regret them at times. I remember the few past stupid actions I have done to some girls. I remember the few past things people said or done to me which have gained my incorrigible wrath. This principles tends to create a lot of emotions as when you remember them, you recall of the emotions you obtained in it and this emotions will greatly mindfuck you, to the fact that you do actions you can't believe as well.
I always have great respect and is mostly a guai guai kia in school, cause I understand and appreciate teacher's work. The past Miss Lee made me engraved it unconsciously. So for 7 Flowers who always wonder why i like guai guai kia.. everytime be time keeper. Just think, if you're the teacher, you wait in the class for those inconsiderate fuckers, would u be happy?
I always hold grudges/debts/comments/critisms people have on me, regardless of them being dumb or whatever. Cause firstly it indeed those improve myself, secondly, due to Takahina being a stubborn Takahina, after I got rid of that critism or find no need to get rid of that habit, I will hunt that fucker down regardlessly, with that habit he critised.
4.
"Unless you have reached a status of being a damn pro (under my definition, someone whom is actually famous for it.) You don't have the rights to say anybody else, but only give your most best possible constructive opinion."
Upon saying that, Takahina just realised that he just betrayed this principle not long ago...
Noob Band number 1
Noob Band number 2
Noob couple singing.
How did I betray my opinion? Just ask Desmond Chan...
Desmond Chan, "So that band how? Band number 1.."
WH, "Damn Noob."
Desmond Chan, "How about this one? Their vox not bad ar..."
WH, "Damn Noob."
Desmond Cham, "This couple ok leh, the guy maybe a little off, but the girl is alright."
WH, "I can sing better."
This is damn arrogant. I must repent.
So Junwei... You're not that noob la. You're damn pro. Ok? But then my Prince of Persia got 2654 for the survival mode, Desmond Ong is a witness. Go ahead and break it yea? Until then, you're still the yardstick for the line of noobness and proness.
However, for people who criticized bands like siao... like... someone's who's blog is in pink and doesn't like a rockstar attitude whereby he is almost acting in a rockstar attitude... You better repent. IF not Takahina will comment on you till you wanna fall in mercy. Careful.
For those who are feeling confused over the guy with the pink blog, just think of the bassist of Defuse which already defused. And if that guy is reading this, please feel free to comment hor... I shall see if you have gotten a good grasp on my principles.
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As all you can see, these are just parts of the main Takahinian principles mostly and mainly shaped on the basic phrase of 己所不欲, 勿施于人 + IF NOT 以牙以牙.
So to summarise nicely, Takahinaism is just...
己所不欲, 勿施于人 + IF NOT 以牙以牙.
However, there's another aspect of Takahinaism and that is to be able to talk "clever " and reasonable things.
In fact, actually i'm a downright emotional and petty person. I like to keep tabs on personal issues... very much. Takahinaism is actually a very useful survival skills in today's world, how to say... the fact that you dun anyhow chiong and all, it ensures that you don't mess with people, but if they mess with you, they will know what comes to them. With great power, they will understand how to obey you and stuff.
I never believe in shit such as ruling through total freedom and democracy, cause firstly people are dumb. Ya they are truly dumb at times. What shapes this dumbness is their idealogy and character developed throughout the years and the different amplitude of intellect they have. However, too little freedom and democracy is bad as well, cause it makes the truly clever people dumb.
And that is the only point that PAP has taught me, which is quite true imo. What is the US, a country with too much freedom? Just a bunch of fools talking like idiots like Bush. Black Bush is much better than him.
Yet, what is too much control? Just think North Korea, it looks damn weird, even the dictator of the country is. Fat, idiotic looking and practically dumb... fancy wanting to release a nuclear bomb without knowing how to. I say we let him develop his own technology, within the life time of that fatass I doubt North Korean can shoot any shit, except practically shit itself.
Now... I'm going off topic. But never mind. Cause why? Cause Takahinaism stated that it's ok to speak freely, as long as it's reasonable and somewhat intellect. SOMEWHAT ok? somewhat...
Anyway, hope that finally answers to question so many people has, such as Audric and Rurouni, always wondering why I don't like to go to club la... why I don't go sian girls la... why I don't do shit most of you people do. Cause Takahinaism is in fact a self reflection of yourself and consideration in your opinion at it's best.
If everyone practices Takahinaism, will the world be a better place? Nope, cause with people like Benji who allows absolute sexual freedom for himself and his wife and the many people in the world who holds different values, this different values will conflict in the end.
But if so, what's the use of Takahinaism?
Well, do I enforce you people to learn it?
No, right?
Go fuck yourself and your friends' wife if you like, and prepare to have your wife fucked in the process.
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