Monday, September 25, 2006

The movie viewing Takahina

Lately, which is not too long ago, Takahina went to view perhaps his... 4th movie of the year? Can't really remember the previous movie I watched... I think it's the sucky movie called "The Promise", but frankly I can't remember.

........

ohh ohhh... It's the Leonardo Code!! Ya, Mona Lisa looks gay i still remember. And the gay bad guy in the film, (yes he's gay and he supports gay movement) is the better actor in the film. Normally it's always the bad guys acting better than the good guys. I don't know why, but i like evil guys. And if they are old and evil, it makes it all the better.

As you guys know or may not know, Takahina is a very picky movie viewer, unless it's seriously Jap influenced movie, or a very anticipated one, or a very good one, and it's seldom Ang moh (Da vinci, few Star Wars, last Matrix and a few other is a rare exception), Takahina will watch it. Currently of the few many movies Takahina had viewed, except for those Disney when he watched while he's young, (The last disney film Takahina remembered is... )

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Yup, Lion King.

I wanted to find the Lion King of Singapore, made by that Hui Ge with the obvious negro wig and his blue red white jacket. BUTTTTT, it seems he's so secluded i can't find any pics of him. I mean, you type in Takahina at least can still see someshit in yahoo and possibly my face, but not him... nope nope.

Anyways, everytime if my parents go watch movie, it'll mostly involve a person with a big nose...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

His nose very big meh?? Ok ba... But then his past shows are so much better, not like when he enters Hollywood. Hollywood practically crapped him up man. Fuck those Ang Moh shit.

But anyways today i'm not gonna fuck about those things. TODAY, Takahina will talk about the behaviour of wathcing movies. And there is always one thing which piss me off for movies.

Everything I watch movies, I like to watch it quietly without interruption. Unless I'm watching a comedy film when hopefully the girl beside me will laugh along and ask my number, if not, a scary film when hopefully the girl beside me will get so stunned she forgot where her boyfriend sat and grabbed my hands instead. HOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Speaking of which, the previous comedy show i watched is... oh.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Fuck this guy. Give me the fucking creeps. However the fuck he is he should digest excreta and perish man.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Ah ah.. this one. The one movie whereby I just went on a blind date and watched it. Regretted watching this soon after, the date itself was ok. The girl btw didn't contact me afterwards hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.............

And the previous gui show and the only current gui show I watched in cinemas is

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Mainly due to me having a Child Trauma of this game due to my brother always playing it and when he plays it it always rains. Once he stops playing it it stops raining. FUCKING CURSED I TELL U. And indeed, that night when I watched it, my slumber was almost eternal.

But anyways, the movie which I watched was The Banquet. The one staring Ziyi, Zhou xun and a few other good actor actress. I found Ge You not bad also, China actors and actress are quite good actually. And frankly I did like the movie overall. But of course, movies I watch can seldom suck. Why? Cause I dun watch most Ang Moh films. Go figure.

But then hor, one thing i dun like is that people are like always continously crapping in the movie. Benji got slightly reprimanded by me due to crapping alot, but it isn't too harsh and it's not too bad. But the thing is, why do I keep on hearing Malay??

Not trying to be racist here hor, so PAP please dun catch me, and really I don't mind anybody of any culture to watch it. BUT, if u watch it, can u please shut the hell up?

The show is chinese, Ziyi's substitute ass was nice and round, Ge You's hands are slick, I never know Ancient China knew the culture of clapping, Zhou Xun's legs and arms were fair and nice.... really all was cool, cept for that throughout the show there are...

1. This malay couple continously talking, relatively loudly somemore.

2. Some Wang Xin Ling Ai Ni ringtone... or was it some other song?? Forgot, anyways it's a cute ringtone at a serious ceremony. Afterwards that guy, YA GUY, he just talked and walked out of the cinema. Audio Surround sound.

3. Benji and Ben crapping throughout, but never mind. just that Benji's voice was too loud.

4. People are actually laughing at a part whereby someone died and the fucking enunch screamed of his death. Hmmmmm, if we get into the mood it should be serious wad. Nevermind. Cause I giggled a little too, but it's due to the influencing surroundings.

Anyways, some Singaporeans are uncultured at times, they like to act cultured but actually deep down we are not really so. Movie viewing is an instance. I won't say all Singaporeans are uncultured. Cause it's only the minority continously talking in the movie. But not only that, it can be seen throughout as well. I need not elaborate cause the possibilities are endless. And remember it's the minority man. Most would heck care, and few can comprehend the mood. I can't really totally comprehend situations and so, but at least i try to listen.

But actually, who cares again.

Firstly Takahina don't really watch much movies, and I'm sure other people in other countries does shitty thigns as well. Secondly movies which Takahina watches are always the non peak time, with Banquet being the one rare exception. I always purposely wait till a fucked up time nobody will watch then I watch. Damn song. Third movies I watch are normally, unpopular movies.

How many of you people actually watched "The Hidden Blade" by my goddess Takako shown in Singapore last year? How many? Not much right.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Admire it and salute the power of Matsu Takako, I gathered a bunch of brothers, rushed and watched it in some ulu place on a Sunday Night. Hooooooooooooooooo........

But of all things I wanna complain now...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

WHEN THE FUCK IS SINGAPORE GONNA GET THIS MOVIE SHOWING IN SINGAPORE CINEMAS!!! WA LAO!!! GOT MY TAKAKO VOICE THATS WHY PURPOSELY DON'T SHOW ISSIT NABEI!!!


And end of the weekly post, Takahina.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

takako obviously has no place for her in singapore..

LOLS.dun kill me hor.jkjk

Shion said...

its not takako acutally.. its substream not going into singapore... its the government's fault....

TakaHina said...

THERE ARE MATSU TAKAKO FANS IN SINGAPORE ONE!! CONFIRM GOT!

And got more hiong Takako fans then me also, I know them.

And actually it's not just the government man, it's the whole population not opening up to newer genre of entertainment, sticking with their narrow view of mainstream pop culture.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee.......