Saturday, October 28, 2006

The Noveling Takahina

Yo yo!!

Due to the recent spam of exams happening, Takahina has held a damn lot amount of linggan which finally exploded into writing a new Neverlasting Time after about... 9months?

Hahaa...

Damn happy now ^^

Well, it's up here...

New Neverlasting Time!

So do R & R (read and review) ^^

I may not have the flair for writing la, but at least it's a hobby :p

And similarily, all linggan used up, so no blog post this week :p

Sunday, October 22, 2006

The "watch too much hentai" Takahina

Eh, i guess it's no secret la hor. Most of you people should know I watch hentai and that i'm not just an occasional watcher. In fact i analyse hentai and question the many views behind it. It's a fetish of course, but then on the otherhand, for an unpopular guy like me, i guess this fetish suits me... considerably well?

People asked me, "eh, u got porn?"

I'll say, "ya"

"I'm not saying Hentai leh."

You know? Now it turns to the fact that i only watch hentai for my daily sexual preferance...

Dey!! I'm human and a maybe not so logical one ok?? I can't have a real life sex with a n anime drawn person lah dey... I still watch real ones? OK?? And in fact, I think i already said why i find Hentai being better than the real porn. But that aside la...

Lately, Takahina has been watching Night Shift Nurses, the more explicit episodes la, (from 5.5 - 10.5). The rate i watch it is slow, cause you know... you will only wanna watch when you have the urge. And i assure you i watch it not only for the sex k?? I do go through on how good the storyplot is and all. I dun jus hold my dick around and jerk off at the sight of any regardless good or bad hentai k??

After watching so much hentai... it got me thinking..

Is it possible that girls can get so addicted to sex that they will love that guy for sex and can't live without him?

So to say, is it possible for a girl, to rape a girl, continously and so on... to the extend the girl is willing to be his sex slave and lover?

Well, Night Shift Nurses and a few others certainly portrays this type of situation...

At first, I was sceptical about this. After all, it's all just hand-drawn and computer modified, no shit about it. All you require is people like Takahina to think of the storyplot, people like Onishinobi to make the drawings and stuff on the computer and people like Benji to make out the demand. Nothing about it is ever real. But then ar... that was until I actually saw a news article...

It wrote that in Japan, there was a man (relatively ugly) who actually has 8 other women in his apartment, living together. All these women have good paying jobs and so and they were all good looking! As the police was scoping the guy away under custody for polygamy or forced sex or watsoever, the women were all actually, unwilling to go off even though they are "freed".

Then i was thinking...

"wtf"

So maybe, it's true after all... sex is really able to perform magic, maybe hentai stuff do come true.

If the guy is handsome, or rich or watsoever, maybe women may flock to him. But that guy is neither handsome, or rich, has to rely on the women, and THEY WERE ALL LOYAL TO HIM!!

That's the point, "They were all fucking loyal to him!"

Then it got me thinking, polygamy, and all loyal. WAT THE FUCK IS JAPAN OR MAYBE THIS WHOLE WORLD COMING TO!!!!

Then that instant thought of them being loyal to him triggered off a series of thoughts regarding hentai.

He did enema stuff with them.
All type of kinky sex happening.
Ximen Qing (The guy in Jin Ping Mei and The Water Margins (Shui Hu Zhuan / Water Tiger story with a lot of wife)
And lastly,

Wei Xiao Bao.

Then once again, I thought...

"Can I perform the same shit as him?"

Obviously, I doubt so. Girls run away at the sight of me, so I'll have to go stealth and eat more viagra.

Then I thought again, is this possible in Singapore's case.

Firstly, there have been several cases of sex slaves and all and they mostly only continued for like 1 year plus. Obviously the guys who managed to let their girls be so... bold, is not good enough. You need to psych them mentally first before having them be yours. Theories from The Takahina. Clearly, the guys in Singapore is too pathetic to be able to have such prowess.

Secondly, you need to learn how to perform many type of kinki stuff... from inserting eggs, to enemas, to golden shower, to even eating chocolate shit... too much things to learn. Hentai is so educational. What about local Singaporeans males? I doubt they can last for even 10mins or stomach the power of the large intestine.

Thirdly, Singapore girls are... well.. not simple? Firstly though, with girls like Tammy and such, maybe it's easy to con them... provided with a lot of sianners around the whole of Singapore...
(I rate Singapore the 3rd country with the most sianners, 1st is those from mediterrian countries, 2nd is those from India. Courtesy of Zorpia research)
But then again, Singaporean girls no doubt dumb in someways, are not ALWAYS dumb. Most of the low level dumb dumb Singaporean girls will tio fuck easily by Sianners (most of them have a common factor, Jay Chou), then later they will eventually break. Say alot of shit and complain to radios and stuff.... soon after find another guy and so on. And the guys they like to jump around... too fickle in a sense dey. With this low level of commitment, it's hard to turn into such a case. Then also, for the higher tier ladies, they are too clever to be caught by stupid sianners.

So in otherwords, will Singapore have such things happening to them? Nope. At least it won't last till eternity.

But then.. i've digressed.

What i am confused now is the main theory in blackmail genre of hentai. Will the girls eventually succumb to sex and be a voluntary sex slave (notice the paradox for your GP skills)? I mean, I haven't have any sex before, I don't know the feeling as all I have been relying on is my right hand and stuff like...

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(OMFG, Now they have Night Shift Nurse Season 3?!)

And i'm not a girl, so I can't possibly know the feeling to iku. But the assumption I have is that sex may feel good, but never good to the extent of being a drug. And i know a lot of shit on Jap AV is fake.

So...

will you actually, succumb to sex, in real life. Ladies, try asking yourself that question.

Meanwhile, I can only continue to do shit like having a bedsheet of...

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And continue to use my only tool, the handy dandy, Right Hand.

Monday, October 16, 2006

The Stupid Takahina

To say that i'm stupid, is an understatement.

More accurately, it should be put as, "The Stupid Singaporean", but as Takahina's post has to have a 'Takahina' in it, Takahina became a sacrificial figure.

I know I wrote on hating Singaporeans and generalising them once. But really man, its not enough. And all of this came during doing the PJC maths paper 2 while Benji thought that I was emo when I was just in a disguised emo mode but eventually really becoming emo. Being emo has it's benefits actually, it makes you think better. At least for my case.

And also, not that i'm saying i'm smart to whatever extend, after all I'm Singaporean as well. Can't say i'm too ashamed to be one, after all if you give me any other countries to migrate, i may not be too suited... Well, lets state some examples of places I might prefer to...

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1. Japan.

You all confirm will think that the largely Japanese influenced Takahina will like living there. Actually, not so. Now to reflect on it, Takahina doesn't actually like all of Japan. Takahina doesn't really like the social culture there, I mean you walk on the streets and there can be pervert buses, meaning a whole bunch of girls getting fucked in the bus and it's driving around marrily.

Great for comtemporary economic growth, but never good for Takahina's conservative mentality.

If Takahina is to stay there, he will grab a Katana and kill alot of people according to his Takahinaism laws, it's terrible I tell you. And plus the feeling of being labelled an upgrowing and developing Otaku in the region is a killer. Not everyone can be like the "Densha Otoko" or "Train man" and have a happy ending. Also, I won't have the money to survive there, let me go there and the best job for me will be Gigolo. Girls to fuck, so heart won't itchy itchy, relatively good pay but pales ALOT in comparison to those Jap Avs. The best possible thing that may happen to me there? Seeing Matsu Takako in person. I can rest in peace if so.

2. Taiwan

I never like the people there. I find them dumb, probably dumber than Singaporeans, which makes them really quite low in the wits table. Actually I feel the wisest people in that region, are the celebrities who don't involve themselves in any form of politics. You will die and regret doing so.

Also, they have such close influence to Jap, the conservative issue will be a problem. Just let me see some Ping Lang Mei and I'll take burning flags and perform arsonic actions.

Who do I support? Green or Blue? Dumb question.

3. Any ang moh countries.

Kinda out of the question.
I never like ang moh girls.
Heck, I never like them at all.

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But if so, why do I keep on scolding on myself and fellow Singaporeans? The answer is plainly simple actually. Because I'm Singaporean and I like to do self-reflection so I keep on scolding.

Just take the recent Haze problem.

Once again, Singaporeans are known for exaggerating the fucking problem. Blame everything on the haze.

Teacher: "Why didn't you come to school yesterday?"
Student: "Cough ar..."
Teacher: "Why got cough?"
Student: "Haze la..."

Teacher: "Why didn't you come to school yesterday?"
Student: "I lost my way."
Teacher: "Why lost your way?"
Student: "Haze ar..."

Those are the classic, but now let's enter a more macro view...

The government and the people are complaining and wussing about a lot of shit. An event near Tampines ended featuring yalams ended early, and they blamed the haze. Jokes aside la, but what has haze gotta do with that man... eating a bit of smoke won't die right?

I mean the haze has made the environment more romantic... When the haze is serious in the morning, you can see the Rising Red Sun. (Forgot to take photo... damn)
You see everything in a more hazzy, misty mood... which imo is very much needed for Singapore. And really la, stop wussing around with the haze. We should love Indonesia instead, haze enables us to forget about the real problem and focus on other sub topic and gives everyone around ample of reasons to bitch about. Isn't that cool?

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Then today, I went to a temple... saw someone whom I think is QH's friend, but due to the haze i got quite confused who that guy was, so we hi-ed and stared at each other in united confusion.

Then, today was the day when we prayed to Kong Zi, that guy whom people like to confuse with. See damn lot of aunties and people there. Majority of the aunties are at the free bee hoon area, majority of the kids are at the free balloon area, Takahina was at the free Soya Bean milk area...

Kiasuism really rocks man. That's also another essence of the stupid Singapore. Don't ever think that Kiasuism is anywhere good, it's meant in a negative feature actually until when 无作用 said about Kiasu Kiasi Kiabor as a feat to attract the hearts of the unprofessional.

Then there are also people who is content as long as the Pay and Pay pays more money to you. But just think, after paying money to you, aren't you paying back to them more in the form of justified tax and continued governance? Too easily contented yeah.

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Then also, shit happens to Singaporean girls.

What kinda shit?

Well, hearing them speak about issues is quite dumb. Ask them about PAP, they won't give a shit, ask them about modern issues, they won't give a shit, ask them about music, they will say Jay Chou shit is good.

I'm not being a sexist, and I know that not all girls are like that. But then, just think about it, how many young lameass teenybopper girls in Singapore can appreciate professional music... such as...



Ok.. maybe a little biased due to me as a drummer... then how about...



Maybe you guys will wanna ignore the Afro music at the start.

They will rather go for music like...



This is what they wrote as comments in youtube:

千里之外 - SEPT 8 依然范特西
TIS IS A PREFECT CHINESE STYLE SONG...
SANG BY JAY CHOU n FEI YU QING...
1 OLD 1 YOUNG, 1 SING OPRA 1 SING R&B...
WHEN BOTH OF THEM MIX...
IT BRING OUT SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLE...

Unbelievable. Really... unbelievable.

Imo even shitty people like Audric can understand better music from his "I hanged the bastard Christ and raped Virgin Mary" album from Cradle of Flith. To say that the music is unbelievable, i really find it hard to believe.

And then, there's another one...



You know what is the title of the song? "I'm so Hot". I find the one below even hotter man.



And this one...



Makes me wanna be a gay...

OK, so you argue it's taste and preferance, I have no objections.

Butt.

Don't ever say that their music is best or confirmed better. Post that in any professional musician websites and prepare to get flamed. In the end what does it show? Noobness in the field of music.

Argh.

And then again, how many girls or people can even understand what Takahina is writing here. You may feel that i'm arrogant and all, but I already stated that below the title of my blog. I'm a conceited and arrogant person in truth, I seldom will be inclined to follow the advice of others and even feel irritated at times when they tell me to. But as least I know when to be rational.

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I may be emo, but this is not the epitome of emo. True emoness exist inside my msn list when a girl uses her MSN nick to scold her boyfriend and continuous change it and offline online herself to scold her bf.

That is emo.

So you see, more and more example on stupid Singaporeans example.

Brainless Nincompoop
Obstinate Baboon
Dumb Character
Obsecure Creativity
Hectic Barbarian

That is BODOH NBCCB.

Now...

How many people will actually chance upon this, and how many people will actually be flamed about it.

Singaporeans... BODOH NBCCB. Maybe I'm included as well.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

The Reviewing Takahina

Thanks to a fact that someone actually commended my reviews, saying it wasn't too badly done, i was very motivated and felt appreciated..

FINALLLLLLYYYYYY..................

Cause you know why? Takahina has a few dreams and possible career if he can pursue them..

1. Drumming

2. Manga-ka (maybe just writing the story and not drawing them... Kindaichi Shounen no Jikembo is done in this way...)

3. Professional reviewer or columnist? (sadly my english ain't that good)

4. Maybe a profession that involves figuring out mental feelings and all?

Well, these are the maybe possible routes, and I definitely do not want to confine to just these, the future is wide and choices may pop out all of sudden... (this is very uncharacteristic of me as I'm seldom so enthusiatic and motivated, i'm most of the time, emo)

Well, thus so this blog post won't be official, it'll change to a review in due time. And possibly I will review more frequently? Yea yea..... ^^

Next review: Love Hina Christmas Special


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New update!

ok ok, the new review is done! For people interested you can be connected to the link on the left side of the page.

Next review: Countdown Jpop 2000 Compilation Cd