The Stupid Takahina

To say that i'm stupid, is an understatement.

More accurately, it should be put as, "The Stupid Singaporean", but as Takahina's post has to have a 'Takahina' in it, Takahina became a sacrificial figure.

I know I wrote on hating Singaporeans and generalising them once. But really man, its not enough. And all of this came during doing the PJC maths paper 2 while Benji thought that I was emo when I was just in a disguised emo mode but eventually really becoming emo. Being emo has it's benefits actually, it makes you think better. At least for my case.

And also, not that i'm saying i'm smart to whatever extend, after all I'm Singaporean as well. Can't say i'm too ashamed to be one, after all if you give me any other countries to migrate, i may not be too suited... Well, lets state some examples of places I might prefer to...

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1. Japan.

You all confirm will think that the largely Japanese influenced Takahina will like living there. Actually, not so. Now to reflect on it, Takahina doesn't actually like all of Japan. Takahina doesn't really like the social culture there, I mean you walk on the streets and there can be pervert buses, meaning a whole bunch of girls getting fucked in the bus and it's driving around marrily.

Great for comtemporary economic growth, but never good for Takahina's conservative mentality.

If Takahina is to stay there, he will grab a Katana and kill alot of people according to his Takahinaism laws, it's terrible I tell you. And plus the feeling of being labelled an upgrowing and developing Otaku in the region is a killer. Not everyone can be like the "Densha Otoko" or "Train man" and have a happy ending. Also, I won't have the money to survive there, let me go there and the best job for me will be Gigolo. Girls to fuck, so heart won't itchy itchy, relatively good pay but pales ALOT in comparison to those Jap Avs. The best possible thing that may happen to me there? Seeing Matsu Takako in person. I can rest in peace if so.

2. Taiwan

I never like the people there. I find them dumb, probably dumber than Singaporeans, which makes them really quite low in the wits table. Actually I feel the wisest people in that region, are the celebrities who don't involve themselves in any form of politics. You will die and regret doing so.

Also, they have such close influence to Jap, the conservative issue will be a problem. Just let me see some Ping Lang Mei and I'll take burning flags and perform arsonic actions.

Who do I support? Green or Blue? Dumb question.

3. Any ang moh countries.

Kinda out of the question.
I never like ang moh girls.
Heck, I never like them at all.

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But if so, why do I keep on scolding on myself and fellow Singaporeans? The answer is plainly simple actually. Because I'm Singaporean and I like to do self-reflection so I keep on scolding.

Just take the recent Haze problem.

Once again, Singaporeans are known for exaggerating the fucking problem. Blame everything on the haze.

Teacher: "Why didn't you come to school yesterday?"
Student: "Cough ar..."
Teacher: "Why got cough?"
Student: "Haze la..."

Teacher: "Why didn't you come to school yesterday?"
Student: "I lost my way."
Teacher: "Why lost your way?"
Student: "Haze ar..."

Those are the classic, but now let's enter a more macro view...

The government and the people are complaining and wussing about a lot of shit. An event near Tampines ended featuring yalams ended early, and they blamed the haze. Jokes aside la, but what has haze gotta do with that man... eating a bit of smoke won't die right?

I mean the haze has made the environment more romantic... When the haze is serious in the morning, you can see the Rising Red Sun. (Forgot to take photo... damn)
You see everything in a more hazzy, misty mood... which imo is very much needed for Singapore. And really la, stop wussing around with the haze. We should love Indonesia instead, haze enables us to forget about the real problem and focus on other sub topic and gives everyone around ample of reasons to bitch about. Isn't that cool?

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Then today, I went to a temple... saw someone whom I think is QH's friend, but due to the haze i got quite confused who that guy was, so we hi-ed and stared at each other in united confusion.

Then, today was the day when we prayed to Kong Zi, that guy whom people like to confuse with. See damn lot of aunties and people there. Majority of the aunties are at the free bee hoon area, majority of the kids are at the free balloon area, Takahina was at the free Soya Bean milk area...

Kiasuism really rocks man. That's also another essence of the stupid Singapore. Don't ever think that Kiasuism is anywhere good, it's meant in a negative feature actually until when 无作用 said about Kiasu Kiasi Kiabor as a feat to attract the hearts of the unprofessional.

Then there are also people who is content as long as the Pay and Pay pays more money to you. But just think, after paying money to you, aren't you paying back to them more in the form of justified tax and continued governance? Too easily contented yeah.

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Then also, shit happens to Singaporean girls.

What kinda shit?

Well, hearing them speak about issues is quite dumb. Ask them about PAP, they won't give a shit, ask them about modern issues, they won't give a shit, ask them about music, they will say Jay Chou shit is good.

I'm not being a sexist, and I know that not all girls are like that. But then, just think about it, how many young lameass teenybopper girls in Singapore can appreciate professional music... such as...



Ok.. maybe a little biased due to me as a drummer... then how about...



Maybe you guys will wanna ignore the Afro music at the start.

They will rather go for music like...



This is what they wrote as comments in youtube:

千里之外 - SEPT 8 依然范特西
TIS IS A PREFECT CHINESE STYLE SONG...
SANG BY JAY CHOU n FEI YU QING...
1 OLD 1 YOUNG, 1 SING OPRA 1 SING R&B...
WHEN BOTH OF THEM MIX...
IT BRING OUT SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLE...

Unbelievable. Really... unbelievable.

Imo even shitty people like Audric can understand better music from his "I hanged the bastard Christ and raped Virgin Mary" album from Cradle of Flith. To say that the music is unbelievable, i really find it hard to believe.

And then, there's another one...



You know what is the title of the song? "I'm so Hot". I find the one below even hotter man.



And this one...



Makes me wanna be a gay...

OK, so you argue it's taste and preferance, I have no objections.

Butt.

Don't ever say that their music is best or confirmed better. Post that in any professional musician websites and prepare to get flamed. In the end what does it show? Noobness in the field of music.

Argh.

And then again, how many girls or people can even understand what Takahina is writing here. You may feel that i'm arrogant and all, but I already stated that below the title of my blog. I'm a conceited and arrogant person in truth, I seldom will be inclined to follow the advice of others and even feel irritated at times when they tell me to. But as least I know when to be rational.

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I may be emo, but this is not the epitome of emo. True emoness exist inside my msn list when a girl uses her MSN nick to scold her boyfriend and continuous change it and offline online herself to scold her bf.

That is emo.

So you see, more and more example on stupid Singaporeans example.

Brainless Nincompoop
Obstinate Baboon
Dumb Character
Obsecure Creativity
Hectic Barbarian

That is BODOH NBCCB.

Now...

How many people will actually chance upon this, and how many people will actually be flamed about it.

Singaporeans... BODOH NBCCB. Maybe I'm included as well.