Just when Takahina thought it was over... there came a bonus stage...
Bonus Stage: Stella's birthday
Particulars:
Name as shown in IC: Stella Huang Xiang Yi
Sex:Male
Date of Birth:14th April 2008
Time of Birth: 0000
Age:19-20
Spouse/Oath: Lee Seung Gi
Religion:-
Likes: Lee Seung Gi
Dislikes: -
Remarks: I don't dare to write anything here, if not later will be beaten up.
Pre-event: None
Dinner: Kublai Khan
Main Event: Drinking
Follow up Events: Peeing in the Singapore River
Predicted Time to end: None
Additional Elements: Tian Wei's friend? Also, Stella's 16 year old cousin hahahaha...
Hokay, how do I start...
Firstly, although Stella's not REALLY a Rurouni, but she went for like 3 of the birthday outings we have.
So naturally... her birthday we have to celebrate de ma, right?
Therefore, Takahina was once again tasked to plan the birthday... but I think Takahina screwed up big time ba.
Firstly, Takahina wanted to go for BBQ at the beach for her birthday. 1 reason was due to Priscilla's suggestion, the other is cause I thought maybe we should do something different rather than eat and drink like a pig.
But then, to Takahina's horror, he realised he kena a freaking duty on saturday. How fucked up can that be? So immediately, the plan of a BBQ was like flawed. Imagine if we go to the beach.
Takahina and gang can rent bikes and such, go around the freaking beach... making it a more outdoor stuff. Want beach games? No problem, Takahina can find equipments. Just slacking? Also can, find a good shade and you can slack all the way. Need food? No problem, someone can just go around buying food and that's the BBQ. If there's rain? PONCHO!! We SAF scared of what sia.
Do we have time?? NOOOOOOO.
Since saturday was eaten up, the only time good left was friday night since everyone has work. If I chose a sunday, the next morning everyone has work, the mood won't be there.
So how?
BBQ was off. Therefore Takahina chose a buffet dinner instead. And Takahina thought can't everytime eat those usual buffet... so he tried to go for a more unique one like Genghis Khan and Kublai Khan.
FREAKING WRONG CHOICE. I'll elaborate later.
Anyway, so the ending plan 1 was
- Dinner at Genghis Khan
- Drinking (planned by Rong)
It turned out Rong the directional idiot cannot be trusted to plan. Will elaborate later again.
Anyways, so it's arranged to be on friday, and I finished planning it on Monday. Things should go alright, just that the next day I have Company's Only Shit duty.
Then... something happened on thursday.
"Lao 2 (My Boss): OI, WHY MY SPEC KENA DUTY ON SAT? HE GOING INDIA DEI U KNOW INDIA DEI!!"
Hokay, this immediately changed things up. Saturday became free for Takahina and so, the BBQ can proceed on as usual.
And thus so, Takahina made a change of plans and informed everyone about it.
So things were going on quite well when Stella suddenly stunned me, making me gong gong for like 2 hours.
"Eh... i don't want BBQ."
Hokay!! Need to shift plans liao!! So we go with the buffet plan. Heng all the bbq stuff haven't buy yet if not I'll go kill myself.
Then now, the deal was still supposed to be on Saturday. Just that we'll be like pigs la.
THEN FREAKING HELL ANOTHER STUN STUNNED ME!!
"Eh, CHONG!! You have to come down for duty on Sat. Cause you're the company's only shit left." Whatever happened to my boss? Kena Mutiny ar???
Really, major, stun. Even more powerful than Stone Cold Stunner, I call it the Can Sign More? :) (CSM) Stunner.
So, Takahina HAVE TO FREAKING HELL CHANGE EVERYTHING TO FRIDAY AND TELL THAT TO EVERYONE ON FRIDAY!!!
And therefore, came the mad blast from my Xiao Mei Mei Stella.
For the first time, Takahina have never been such a failure in time management before. ARGH!!
So anyways, Takahina went to arrange stuff, like reserve place and ask Rong to find a Korean Bar.
An impossible task, but anyways it still proceeded on. However, came another shock.
"Hello, international family buffet."
"Hello, erm, is this Genghis Khan?"
"No Mister, this is International Family Buffet."
"Huh, but the number I called is Genghis Khan?"
"Yes sir, we were Genghis Khan but changed to International Family Buffet to make it HALAL."
Notice the word "Halal".
Freaking hell. So the plan of Mongo-lian shit is gone cause of Halal. Great. Allah don't you love me.
Like that how sia... Hokay nvm, still got
Kublai Khan, the grandson of Genghis Khan. Har Har Har.
So after that would be the Token of Appreciation to be presented to Stella for being an honourary member of the Rurouni. So, Priscilla and me went to look for presents fitting of such a person.
Thought of buying bra, but then again... maybe not. Stella's size quite hard to predict, and it's not exactly Priscilla's size... so yeah. So, in the end got a nice looking watch for her, and some chocolates that came from a varied choice of ALL sorts.
Now it's just the meet up.
Ok, the plan was to meet at 7.00 at MRT and we'll reach the restaurant soon in like 8pm. Just nice as the reservation timing was at 8pm.
BUTT, Ben was delayed due to him reading the wrong sms. Bah. so the timing to meet change to 7.30pm.
So all the Tampinesians were told to gather at the MRT at 7.30pm while Chin Han and Junrong were told to accompany Stella first since she just came out from work. Cannot let the birthday girl walk alone aimlessly mah right. Even though she said no need, I know still need de.
Then, we all waited in the MRT until 8pm. Why??? Cause of Tian Wei. He wore until sibei BHP (Bui Hiow Pai), a shirt with some formal long pants and bling bling shoes. Completely formal de. Just that the buttons aren't really buttoned up. He dares to wear such low cut, Takahina don't dare, cause the fats in his belly will be exposed and his tits can be seen to all. Takahina shy shy...
We all were like... wah... PROM AR?
So, we continued on in the MRT with Ben poking me all over. And made Tian Wei explain the reason why we're late later on.
Stella's MSg came in, "Hehehe... dare to make birthday girl wait wor.."
Sibei Cham. Takahina panic.
But anyways, when we reach there... I see Kublai Khan buffet restaurant for the first time.
It was Kublai nnbCb quite lop po.
And, I'm afraid of Stella.
Totally different from what I expected. What I had expected is like there will be a frying tray on every table then there's all type of meat available for you to pick and choose, and bring to your table to do that mongolian fry personally.
But noooooooooooooooo..........
There's the standard buffet stuff. Drinks, Buffet etc etc etc... Tempura fry, Teppanyaki and stuff... yeah they all have. But it's like.... so ah-hem ar the restaurant. The restaurant just presented a very... sloppy feel actually, the only unique stuff is the great giant frying pan whereby the chef will only use a fraction of it for his cooking, and it's like just stir frying some shit and all. NNB limbei also know larr!!! I can freaking cook fried rice on that frying plate. Really really bad bad choice.
But nonetheless we still continued since we paid for it. And eat eat eat. I remember Sam spammed a lot of raw shit while I just practically went for everything available. And while I was waiting for the frying mongolian stuff to be done. The rest of the guys were waiting at the table, staring at me.
"Ursa warrior"
That does it Sam.
So Takahina looks like...
Whatever man.
After that... as usual to remember the restaurant as a blacklisted one. We took pics.
And then
This shows it. Sam is an idiot and the restaurant gets a C6 from Takahina.
Anyways, after that we went to Clarke Quay for the drinks. We arranged to meet Tian Wei's friend, (whom I don't know the name) to join us while in the meantime, the rest of us chiong to buy ke-ki for Stella. I also told Stella that I had intended to call her cousin Kerrlyn over by emailing her... on facebook :p
She went O_O. But I shall state clearly that I'm not after her cousin in ANYWAYS. I just thought they're freaking close cause her blog the tag always got her. And my recce for any surprises for her was damn difficult cause I don't really know her friends.
Yes Takahina has allowance of + - 11, but I don't just GO for any girls within that range like an idiot ok?
Eventually, with Tian Wei's friend's appearance... I began to understand why he wore like that.
Quite obvious la hor... for his face's sake I don't wanna spill it here.
Then anyways, Rong he wanted to bring us to some good place to drink. So we were quite anticipating and walked a long through the streets of Clarke Quay where a lot of stuff was going on and to the Singapore Benji Jump.
Hokay, it's not there. Let's continue on the route..
So we were like walking walking walking damn long.... got to the extent of pek chiek. This shows 1 thing, never follow Rong's lead. It'll get you nowhere man. So we were like re routing a whole fucking big way around Singapore River. Macham giving us a tour of Singapore River. Eventually we reached the place where Mr Raffles is standing outstandingly with his hands crossed. And beside him?
Timbre.
-_-
Ok rong, so the whole idea is Timbre, in which this time it's beside the Singapore River and not at SMU there.
Ok Rong. Ok. I forgive you Rong even though I can use just 15mins compared to the 1 hour you took to take us there. I forgive u hor...
So... we got shagged out when we reached there. The ladies are already not happy. This was added by the decision that opening 1 bottle would bankrupt us for the night. We procrastinated quite long, making the waiter there quite pissed, but heck care cause he's supposed to WAITer.
In the end, we still open 1 Chivas la... and Chin Han stole the clothing of the bottle... for what sia?
Benji's aim was to just attack the free flow soft drinks.
Rong's aim was to be play KTV pub games with us.
Chin Han's aim was to try a little here, a little there.
Ben's aim was to smoke??
Samuel's aim was to talk on the phone.
Stella's aim was to wait for someone to talk to her.
Takahina's aim was to get the ball started.
Tian Wei's aim was to take the girl he invited over home.
The girl's aim was to do nothing.
Really, the initial part was quite boring at the pub with the procrastinating process.... However, once Takahina got an Erdinger in. It started to get the ball rolling...
In search of a cheaper place, Tian Wei and his friend went to look for a better drinking place where her friend works at. So the rest of us were like sitting down zuo bo. Samuel's phone called.
Ok, he's off to talk. For like damn fucking long. I predict he's complaining bout how dumb the whole thing is.
Then Ben, went smoking with Rong. Don't know for how long too.
Then Rong seems preoccupied with stuff, so I'm left with Benji, Chin Han, Stella.
Hokay, so, I shall talk to Stella. She seems emo. Then we actually began talking this certain guy whom she knows in East View... won't say who... but then I don't really know this guy even though he was in the same primary school as me.
However, we began talking more and more and yeah... can see her mood is slowly picking up.
Then people are starting to flow back in. As the whole group are back, we began the holy ceremony of vicing ourselves with alcohol and also to get the Ke-Ki out.
Frankly I think she has the wrong hair cut, seriously. It's almost comparable to my Mushroom head.
And do notice the cake is already cut. Damn sui right. We bought half a strawberry cheesecake and the other half is Costa Rica's Coffee Cake. Sui man.
And so we continue staying there, for guilty pleasures of playing 0, 5, 10, 15. Rong's aim was achieved. And I noticed how dumb Takahina can be in playing the game. But never mind... next time you die Rong.
Soon after, Tian Wei's friend got bored and attempted to leave with Tian Wei naturally... who knows what they did afterwards, but once again...
Haiz... Disappointed ar Tian Wei... disappointed.
Then Benji was emo-ing at a side, listening to his mp3 while the gay Live Band is playing. He said something:
"The greatest insult to a band, is to listen to mp3 while they are playing live."
I can't agree more man.
Chin Han was kinda stoning around. Don't really know what's he doing. Trying a bit here and there. I think he's worried someone spotted him keeping the cloth.
Sam... was once again acting stupid. I don't know how though. He was like playing the 0, 5, 10, 15 game with me. And I being the Mouse Shit, always make him drink. He was going WTF with me. Mai Siao Siao, this is revenge for calling me Ursa Warrior man. Of course I drink with him.. but Takahina being the Red Lobster he can be, will be difficult to defeat in drinking... har har har.
Anyways, later Rong changed his target to Stella. And once again began his quest for defeat. Stella got defeated naturally.
Eventually, the drinks are finished, Benji is done with his free flow of coke, everyone is done stoning, so the bill is paid and we go off to the nearby stone benches to just... slack.
This is where it got fun.
Ben's friend the EOD guy and his friend came along with a sentence...
"Eh eh, I remember you, you're that armor guy right??"
WTF.
But yeah, I am the armor guy so fuck it. And instantly we all began spamming smoke and piss into the Singapore River. Yes, Piss into the Singapore River with Sir Stamford Raffles as the witness. Total there was 3 people who did it if I didn't remember wrongly.
Ben, EOD, and Rong.
There were people around too.
So it was interesting in a sense people are going gaga. Stella and Rong went to a side to sit down talk talk about don't know what. Benji, me and Ben were talking bout the sacred topic of love and relationships we were having which eventually changed to talking to NS stuff and the complain that I got the Company's Only Sucker last minute. Samuel and Ben got damn emo btw. Almost sounds like they are ready to go fuck up my Cock Sucking Monkey. Then Rong got emo with a call involving Ultraman and some salted egg super man. But it's cool cause at the time got Armor guy, Commando guy, CQ guy, Technician, Mdm Ng and Programmer Chin Han there. All types of access route and attacking forces are well prepared.
But in the end, never ever happened anyway.
But the whole heart to heart talks lasted quite long and quite enjoyable for Takahina. Cause it showed of the close ties between us.
For once hor, Takahina felt like he was part of something man. Really.
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Anyways, for a side note. Tomorrow Takahina will be flying to India for NS training for 2 weeks plus. Will be back by 7th May.
Miss me guys... Miss the Takahina.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
The Unromantic Takahina
Last night I spent 3 hours reading Chin Han adventure in Japan...
Frankly I was very touched by his actions and his thoughts (those which you need to key in the password de)... cause somehow his love is very pure and heartwrenching, it's the type which I've wanted for or hope for... but that feel or environment has yet to come ba.
I would have liked to confess to the person I loved face to face but I haven't been able to do it. I don't mind a rejection after all I'm far far away from being a good or even an average guy. I just would like to experience a truly painful and sincere relationship.
This is also partly why I like Japanese love film cause they aren't wishy washy about it. Most of it portrayed to me at least, are sincere and romantic.
But somehow, I'm far from it ba.
I love to think in a very romantic fashion, at least the romantic in my concept. I value more of the feel than the whole show/gesture of it.
I see some good looking guys (at least the more popular ones), they seem to have no problems with handling girls and have them 1 after another. Frankly I despise them. That's why for a period of time, I freaking hated such people and called them sianners.
But I realised... I'm slowly growing into 1 of such... 1 of such whom I used to hate so much.
Ever since my first heartbreak, I've been trying to cover up that pain, maybe I've been hoping for something that can give me back that feeling, so that I can be hurt again. I don't know exactly.
Till now, I don't think anyone can give me that heartache anymore. I started "sianning", hoping maybe I can know someone. But then, I feel that it's wrong... It's just against my behaviour to do so. Maybe, it's just the regret which I had for that first heartache. And really... it's very tiring to change your introvert self to compromise that alternate and pulsating side of yours. I'm very tired. I feel like giving up.
People around me are growing, maybe too fast le ba.
I feel like... just staying at the same ground, and maybe reflect upon what Michi said, "you don't look for love, love looks for you."
Will it really come looking for me? Will I have that feeling again? Can I fulfill this regret of mine?
I don't know... I don't want to 轰轰烈烈的爱一场 but, 因为爱而痛哭一场.
That kind of idealistic love... seems rather impossible. Isn't it?
Frankly I was very touched by his actions and his thoughts (those which you need to key in the password de)... cause somehow his love is very pure and heartwrenching, it's the type which I've wanted for or hope for... but that feel or environment has yet to come ba.
I would have liked to confess to the person I loved face to face but I haven't been able to do it. I don't mind a rejection after all I'm far far away from being a good or even an average guy. I just would like to experience a truly painful and sincere relationship.
This is also partly why I like Japanese love film cause they aren't wishy washy about it. Most of it portrayed to me at least, are sincere and romantic.
But somehow, I'm far from it ba.
I love to think in a very romantic fashion, at least the romantic in my concept. I value more of the feel than the whole show/gesture of it.
I see some good looking guys (at least the more popular ones), they seem to have no problems with handling girls and have them 1 after another. Frankly I despise them. That's why for a period of time, I freaking hated such people and called them sianners.
But I realised... I'm slowly growing into 1 of such... 1 of such whom I used to hate so much.
Ever since my first heartbreak, I've been trying to cover up that pain, maybe I've been hoping for something that can give me back that feeling, so that I can be hurt again. I don't know exactly.
Till now, I don't think anyone can give me that heartache anymore. I started "sianning", hoping maybe I can know someone. But then, I feel that it's wrong... It's just against my behaviour to do so. Maybe, it's just the regret which I had for that first heartache. And really... it's very tiring to change your introvert self to compromise that alternate and pulsating side of yours. I'm very tired. I feel like giving up.
People around me are growing, maybe too fast le ba.
I feel like... just staying at the same ground, and maybe reflect upon what Michi said, "you don't look for love, love looks for you."
Will it really come looking for me? Will I have that feeling again? Can I fulfill this regret of mine?
I don't know... I don't want to 轰轰烈烈的爱一场 but, 因为爱而痛哭一场.
That kind of idealistic love... seems rather impossible. Isn't it?
Sunday, April 06, 2008
The Birthdaying Takahina - Part 2
It has been a long time.
On this month of March, among the 3 birthday happenings. Takahina's one was perhaps the more usual type of office workers birthday celebration ba...
With this I present
Stage 3
Woon Han's Birthday
Particulars:
Name as shown in IC: Chong Woon Han 胀瘟寒
Sex:Male
Date of Birth:16 Mar 1988
Time of Birth: Check My Birth Cert.
Age:19-20
Spouse/Oath: Matsu Takako.
Religion:Buddhist
Likes: Matsu Takako?
Dislikes: Matsu Takako haters.
Remarks: He's Fat. He's Short. He's Ugly. He's Poor. People mistakes his name to Choon Han by merging Chong and Woon together. He sucks at a lot of stuff. In order words, his pure existence in this world is unknown and it's an even bigger mystery why he can live till 20. He constantly has a group of intelligence group surveiling the privacy of his HP. This is mainly to ensure he doesn't do anything evil to the world. And because of it, he had often become the laughing stock of the world.
Pre-event: None
Dinner: Waraku, Japanese Restaurant
Main Event: Timbre Pub Drinking
Follow up Events: Slacking around Singapore Museum
Predicted Time to end: Next Morning?
Additional Elements: A Police Woman (Major Surprise) and a very tall lady (Surprise) and a very tired lady (Not too surprising)
Ok... it's a very difficult... situation to describe I suppose, but I'll start chronically.
Firstly, I will need to elaborate about this certain person whom I had known for 80 days and how I got to know her. But it'll be done in a different and a very much more detailed post :p
Let's just say, I know this person yet don't know this person ba, her codename will be Police Woman.
My brother Ben, from don't what kinda hands he had, actually obtained the number of Police Woman from my HP. He knew I wanted to meet her, so he secretly contacted her to come meet me up on my birthday main event at Timbre.
But little did he know, something happened to his plan.
The usual gang arranged to meet at Tampines MRT at around 8 when we'll then head over to Somerset's Waraku for dinner. The guys know I like Japanese Dinner so naturally, the dinner will be something Japanese.
Then I was there first. They had the audacity to make the birthday boy wait, but never mind. When I was there, Police Woman called me.
She kinda like told me... the big gist of what is happening, and that she can't make it for the surprise. And so, to explain she can't make it for the surprise, she has to explain to me the surprise. So it's no longer a surprise. (Too bad Ben.) But frankly, I'm amazed that Ben can actually do a sneak attack like this and try to flank me with a surprise. If Police Woman does make it, it'll really be a damn big surprise to the extent I won't know how to react and die off.
Haha... but really, thanks Ben and thanks Xuanie, even though you can't make it in the end.
(It seems a bit rude to keep on calling her Police Woman.. haha..)
Nonetheless, the characters all arrived. Cept for Sam who was in Thailand fucking Ba Poks and seducing Ah Quas under the orders of the SAF and for Honour and Glory but without Pride, Stella due to her Grandmother's wake and Tian Wei for his promise to his friend to go high in St James. (Haiz Tian Wei... disappointed ar...)
Went to Waraku. A very classy looking Japanese restaurant. Even the interior looks pretty exquisite. We went in and there is this Japanese style table by the window. I thought we had to like kneeled down to eat, which some of us tried. Then stupidly we realised there is like a gap to put our legs in lar.
Dumb us.
We ordered some food... and...
KMNB!!! (Kami Nabei!) Ben ordered it.
Some cold tofu, Tempura and Cold Soba. Rong said he wanted to eat something light but ended up ordering lots of food which is quite heavy imo. Who says thin people can't eat.
And also the Curry Peng (Curry Katsu Don) for Benji. It seems that those uncle uncle type Singaporeans just like to order such stuff like Curry Rice or Ramen de. Don't know how to eat unique stuff.
I ordered some... weird stuff actually. I think it's soba with some roe and egg miso soup. The portion was actually damn big. DAMN BIG. It's like a set with rice and unagi with this Egg Miso Soba. DAMN FULL LARR!! For the first time Takahina couldn't finish a Japanese meal he ordered. But it's damnnnnn nice...
And we like tried each others stuff. Damn good... I just love Japanese food laa.... :x
And soon after, the time passed by very slowly. For some reasons Ben was like leading us to strange places 1 after another. Buy Kopi la, buy smoke la, smoke la, he gave me some puffs la... All and all and all la. We finally decided on a place to sit down; outside the pavement of The Cathay. So we became like the deliquents of society and sat down like some hippies with afro hairdo. Smoke and Kopi but no bling bling. Mainly to wait for a person... or maybe 2 persons.
Priscilla and her friend Audrey.
Haha... well done ar Ben... You managed to get a very tricky person to come over under a rather tricky situation... Nice ar...
Anyways, I've said before Priscilla in my blog, so go check the past records to know more about her. Audrey on the other hand is simply, a friend whom Priscilla knew through her Yoga lessons and introduced to me. So in a way I'm her friend as well hahaha...
So we met up at Cathay and started walking towards Timbre. It's a small live band pub with good music and drinks. Although no aircon and the walk there was.... quite humid. I don't really mind. Hahahaha... The best thing is I like the music genre there. Standard Pop stuff... but the bands are quite good. Quite a cool place actually.
On the way there, just keep on talking about the old stuff. Priscilla hadn't seem the Rurouni gang for quite sometime. The only person she had contact with frequently was me, so we all kinda reminiscent about the old stuff la...
PP, "Eh, Benji is so slim now!"
WH, "Is it? But he's an emo giraffe now. So it kinda evens out."
PP, "Eh, Ben looks spastic."
WH, "He has always been. That's why he's called 笨."
It kinda brought back fond memories ba. And a little painful ones also. But nonetheless it was nice. Haha and it was nice talking to Audrey after quite some time.
Priscilla den said she had no presents for me cause the taxi fare taken to reach there would be my present.
Thanks hor. Hahahaa...
On the way, we saw a haunted mansion.
The name is called Singapore National Museum.
It had a giant red man dick inside... will show soon enough.
Anyways, when we reached there, it's the standard procedure of finding a spot. We're lucky enough to get 1 actually, cause normally Friday that place is booked de. And our strength is quite big. A section worth.
I still remembered I ordered Erdinger... which is also my Brother's internet nick. So I guess that's where he got his nick. And I think it's also cause of this I like to drink Erdinger (somewhat). The rest kinda ordered some random stuff, Pris didn't ordered any alcoholic while Audrey remained drinkless. The rest got stuff like Erdinger.... no wait I think we all ordered Erdinger. Not bad ar Erdinger, Takahina is endorsing for you.
But if there was Suntory there I'll order it... cause it's endorsed by Matsu Takako :)
See, I didn't bluff you.
:p
Soon after... the cake started to flow in le.
Rong said he bought the cake from New York New York or some place which I can't really remember. And he passed me a knife, wanting me to show some of my Battou Jitsu.
Naturally, barrages of pictures appears...
Yay!! Ok, I didn't kiss anyone like Ben lah, neither did they come over to try to kiss me...
However, they did repel back with chocolate ambush from the cake...
I'm raped by chocolate... ZOMG... Just look at my shagged smile. It shows a sign of having your dignity lowered to the level of chocolates.
Then, the special thing is that they all didn't have to sing birthday song to me. They had the live band to sing the song... SUGOI!!!!!! I didn't thought that a birthday song could be sang in another way other than the usual one. I guess I'm noob. Also, there were a few other songs we dedicated to the band. The list are as follows:
No Doubt - Don't Speak
Green Day - Wake me up when September ends
Ayumi Hamasaki - Carols
Matsu Takako - ANY SONGS!
Simple Plan - Simpler Plan
Vitas - Opera no.3
Kana - Hebe Ichigo
Buddha - Amitabha
Jesus - Praise
In the end, none was played.
But still, I have to cut that cake.
And in the process of cutting that cake. There came many hands which were trying to do something.
It's like everyone is gathering their powers.... LeT oUr PoWeRs CoMbInE~~~ I aM gAy.. Pris seems to be looking with great intense though.
Soon enough, Rong got a dozen of shots... trying his best to best Takahina out... But he forgot.
Takahina is good at getting red. Which means Takahina is like Juggernaut which is red. No ar, it simply means Takahina don't get drink easily cause his liver is damn good at expelling it through the extent of sacrificing his blood to vaporise through his skin. In otherwords, I don't get drunk easily la.
I do get tipsy though.
Stella soon after appeared out of nowhere in the dark and joined the entourage. Freaky. Hahaha... but yeah thanks to her for making the effort for Takahina... he's touched believe me.
After the Timbre, we walked walked around the whole freaking area.. then we were like deciding where to go while walking around and spotted... the giant red dick.
It's like hanging about Rong's head intimidatingly. Careful Rong. The one on the right is Audrey whom I mentioned about.
So we were like hanging around throughout the whole museum which was strangely still open to bad youngsters like us. The toilet in there was pitch dark. Almost similar to like those in silent hill. You go in dark dark, pee finish you come out the world is different.
It's like we can play in that place. O_O
Then we went around taking photos... Stella Benji and Chin Han began doing something.
Sitting down.
And then they looked so similiar to...
Tokyo Jihen
Maybe this trio is pirated.
Then...
Look at my cheeky smile.
(^x^)
Check out my face, it's still slightly lobster red.
The cheeky smile was with a reason, cause soon after... I'm going to try something...
EH SORRY SORRY, NG NG!! Ehhhhhhh wwwhhhhyyyyyysssss mmmmmmyyyyy hhhhhaannnnnnddd ttttthhhheeeerrrre~~~~~~~
Ok... BUT I STILL LOOK FUCKED UP. My face is like... zombified. It's like I'm trying to open up my features but I can't.
Haiz... wasted.
But did Priscilla know what I was trying to do in the end?? Hahaha... at least better than Ben. He got a kiss.
Rong somehow knew something was going on and he tried to prove I'm shit.
Cause he openly did it. Stella was like trying to get his hands off... imagine what they are thinking..
Stella while still smiling, "Get your hands off Rong."
Rong trying his best to rest his hands there against Stella's prowess, "Just let me rest there can?? You won't die."
Stella, "NO WAY~~"
All the while it happened when they're smiling.
Eventually the red giant guy chased us out and the door to the museum closed. Then so we began playing balance with a giant capsule outside and did a little SOC with the walls near the entrance. In the night we tried our best to atrieve some enjoyment from a silly little capsule. It's amazing how simple things can be more fun than Final Fantasy at desperate times. Obviously we're bored and waiting for the police to come get us... With our last few remaining strength, we took a photo.
Ben is Zero cause he's unrated.
Chin Han got A1.
Stella's V
Benji's trying to do an E.T 3
Priscilla had this rare and very unlike her smile's 4.
Rong act cute bo cute 5.
Takahina's "Vote for me!" 6.
And lastly, Audrey's invisible 7.
Somehow I feel that Audrey is finding us all too immature, and that Rong doesn't like Benji cause you can't see his face in the picture. And Ben looks like he wants to kick me in the balls. How evil.
Anyways after that it's still not time to go back yet, He had supper at the nearby 24hrs Kopitiam. But you can see some are obviously not in the mood le...
Like her. Concussed le.
And also...
Like him.
Taking a pic while sleeping. How nice of you Benji. With the great Takahina somemore.
Hahaha... anyways food court food sucks nevertheless. A lot of people, or no people. Food Court food just sucks. I ordered a He Ye Fan (Lotus Leaf Rice) and it just sucks. I've never ate a He Ye Fan which just taste like rice not yet unfrozen and not yet heated. It's like a layer of oil over a bunch of rice. YUCKS. WASTED MY FREAKING $2!!~~
The day then ended soon after. With taxi.
But for Takahina, his birthday celebration just began...
Cause 16th, which was a sunday, is his official birthdate.
So there's still saturday and sunday.
Nothing much actually happened on saturday. He actually pre-arranged to meet up with Police Woman but she couldn't make it last minute. He wanted to watch the movie Koi Sora with her, but since she can't Takahina just went on ahead to watch Koi Sora with Benji after jamming. Got my brother Tian Wei to accompany me along to. Took quite a bit of persuasion.
By the time I went to purchase the tickets... there wasn't much seats left. Only left those single seats all around. So the 3 of us sat in seperated seats. My hp was also fully flat by then. So I figured I can fully concentrate on watching the movie. But then I felt very disturbed. Cause couples are all around... ARGH.
But then watching movie alone... is quite a surreal feeling. Especially watching such romantic and tear jerking movies which I like. However, if I could watch it with someone then it'll be even better.
Anyways, was watching half way when Benji passed his hp to me from his seats which is around 3 rows away. It's Xuanie. It seemed she had been looking for me after her work... but due to my lousy handphone and being in a show, it's quite difficult to communicate with her straight.
Afterwards, there was a lot of arrangement done by both of us... but in the end we still couldn't meet. I felt quite dejected, seems like something didn't allow/want us to meet ba.
Anyways, Benji became emo cause he missed his last mrt.
Don't be deceived by his smile. He's really emo.
Then Tian Wei followed on to get a glimpse of the birthday boy. (By that time it's after 12 le)
And after that, of course it's Taxi again.
Sunday, nothing much happened actually. But my family arranged a dinner for me, that' the main event.
However, before that there was a jamming in the day time. So Takahina set off for his jamming, hoping someone in the band would remember it's his birthday on that day.
But it was a somewhat.... hopeless situation. Takahina learnt the songs and was prepared. BUTT, the vox Michi didn't turned up last min cause she felt sick, and the other guitarist Huimin was superiorly late.
In the end, Nika, Benji and me was like freaking each other out in that 1 hour before we decide to go starbucking instead.
1 thing about Starbucks though, they make above average coffee. BUTT, the price is kinda steep. I don't care bout the coffee beans farmer by the way, cause since Kopitiam can sell it so cheap, I believe Starbucks can too.
No wonder they're called Star$$$$$. They want your money mah.
In the end, the band forgot totally about my birthday until some hints I gave. DAMN.
I rushed back home after a few rounds of DDR, then had a good standard chinese dinner with my family, quite nice actually. Bedok actually had quite a good restaurant which you guys can try. The pomfret fish was damn fresh lar...
But portions wise is rather tamed. Also no Kang Kong. ARGH. Grandma was there also.
Grandma, "Today what is the occasion??"
Mother shouted at her cause Nei Nei has bad hearing, "AH HAN'S BIRTHDAY!!"
Grandma nodded her head. Seemingly she knew what happened.
After a few minutes...
Grandma asked, "Today what is the occasion??"
This time it's my father, "AH HAN'S BIRTHDAY LAR"
She nodded her head again.
When the birthday cake was took out... she then realised.
"OHHHH SII ARHHH HAAN DEEE SHINNGG YAATTT ARR.."
Yes, it's Ah Han's birthday.
Well, it's over about 23 days le. I'm 20 years and 23 days old.
It's amazing though, i'm living my 3 decade and i haven't achieve anything.... haiz...
Thanks to all who wish my happy birthday... and to Ben and gang for organizing the events for me... ^^
On this month of March, among the 3 birthday happenings. Takahina's one was perhaps the more usual type of office workers birthday celebration ba...
With this I present
Stage 3
Woon Han's Birthday
Particulars:
Name as shown in IC: Chong Woon Han 胀瘟寒
Sex:Male
Date of Birth:16 Mar 1988
Time of Birth: Check My Birth Cert.
Age:19-20
Spouse/Oath: Matsu Takako.
Religion:Buddhist
Likes: Matsu Takako?
Dislikes: Matsu Takako haters.
Remarks: He's Fat. He's Short. He's Ugly. He's Poor. People mistakes his name to Choon Han by merging Chong and Woon together. He sucks at a lot of stuff. In order words, his pure existence in this world is unknown and it's an even bigger mystery why he can live till 20. He constantly has a group of intelligence group surveiling the privacy of his HP. This is mainly to ensure he doesn't do anything evil to the world. And because of it, he had often become the laughing stock of the world.
Pre-event: None
Dinner: Waraku, Japanese Restaurant
Main Event: Timbre Pub Drinking
Follow up Events: Slacking around Singapore Museum
Predicted Time to end: Next Morning?
Additional Elements: A Police Woman (Major Surprise) and a very tall lady (Surprise) and a very tired lady (Not too surprising)
Ok... it's a very difficult... situation to describe I suppose, but I'll start chronically.
Firstly, I will need to elaborate about this certain person whom I had known for 80 days and how I got to know her. But it'll be done in a different and a very much more detailed post :p
Let's just say, I know this person yet don't know this person ba, her codename will be Police Woman.
My brother Ben, from don't what kinda hands he had, actually obtained the number of Police Woman from my HP. He knew I wanted to meet her, so he secretly contacted her to come meet me up on my birthday main event at Timbre.
But little did he know, something happened to his plan.
The usual gang arranged to meet at Tampines MRT at around 8 when we'll then head over to Somerset's Waraku for dinner. The guys know I like Japanese Dinner so naturally, the dinner will be something Japanese.
Then I was there first. They had the audacity to make the birthday boy wait, but never mind. When I was there, Police Woman called me.
She kinda like told me... the big gist of what is happening, and that she can't make it for the surprise. And so, to explain she can't make it for the surprise, she has to explain to me the surprise. So it's no longer a surprise. (Too bad Ben.) But frankly, I'm amazed that Ben can actually do a sneak attack like this and try to flank me with a surprise. If Police Woman does make it, it'll really be a damn big surprise to the extent I won't know how to react and die off.
Haha... but really, thanks Ben and thanks Xuanie, even though you can't make it in the end.
(It seems a bit rude to keep on calling her Police Woman.. haha..)
Nonetheless, the characters all arrived. Cept for Sam who was in Thailand fucking Ba Poks and seducing Ah Quas under the orders of the SAF and for Honour and Glory but without Pride, Stella due to her Grandmother's wake and Tian Wei for his promise to his friend to go high in St James. (Haiz Tian Wei... disappointed ar...)
Went to Waraku. A very classy looking Japanese restaurant. Even the interior looks pretty exquisite. We went in and there is this Japanese style table by the window. I thought we had to like kneeled down to eat, which some of us tried. Then stupidly we realised there is like a gap to put our legs in lar.
Dumb us.
We ordered some food... and...
KMNB!!! (Kami Nabei!) Ben ordered it.
Some cold tofu, Tempura and Cold Soba. Rong said he wanted to eat something light but ended up ordering lots of food which is quite heavy imo. Who says thin people can't eat.
And also the Curry Peng (Curry Katsu Don) for Benji. It seems that those uncle uncle type Singaporeans just like to order such stuff like Curry Rice or Ramen de. Don't know how to eat unique stuff.
I ordered some... weird stuff actually. I think it's soba with some roe and egg miso soup. The portion was actually damn big. DAMN BIG. It's like a set with rice and unagi with this Egg Miso Soba. DAMN FULL LARR!! For the first time Takahina couldn't finish a Japanese meal he ordered. But it's damnnnnn nice...
And we like tried each others stuff. Damn good... I just love Japanese food laa.... :x
And soon after, the time passed by very slowly. For some reasons Ben was like leading us to strange places 1 after another. Buy Kopi la, buy smoke la, smoke la, he gave me some puffs la... All and all and all la. We finally decided on a place to sit down; outside the pavement of The Cathay. So we became like the deliquents of society and sat down like some hippies with afro hairdo. Smoke and Kopi but no bling bling. Mainly to wait for a person... or maybe 2 persons.
Priscilla and her friend Audrey.
Haha... well done ar Ben... You managed to get a very tricky person to come over under a rather tricky situation... Nice ar...
Anyways, I've said before Priscilla in my blog, so go check the past records to know more about her. Audrey on the other hand is simply, a friend whom Priscilla knew through her Yoga lessons and introduced to me. So in a way I'm her friend as well hahaha...
So we met up at Cathay and started walking towards Timbre. It's a small live band pub with good music and drinks. Although no aircon and the walk there was.... quite humid. I don't really mind. Hahahaha... The best thing is I like the music genre there. Standard Pop stuff... but the bands are quite good. Quite a cool place actually.
On the way there, just keep on talking about the old stuff. Priscilla hadn't seem the Rurouni gang for quite sometime. The only person she had contact with frequently was me, so we all kinda reminiscent about the old stuff la...
PP, "Eh, Benji is so slim now!"
WH, "Is it? But he's an emo giraffe now. So it kinda evens out."
PP, "Eh, Ben looks spastic."
WH, "He has always been. That's why he's called 笨."
It kinda brought back fond memories ba. And a little painful ones also. But nonetheless it was nice. Haha and it was nice talking to Audrey after quite some time.
Priscilla den said she had no presents for me cause the taxi fare taken to reach there would be my present.
Thanks hor. Hahahaa...
On the way, we saw a haunted mansion.
The name is called Singapore National Museum.
It had a giant red man dick inside... will show soon enough.
Anyways, when we reached there, it's the standard procedure of finding a spot. We're lucky enough to get 1 actually, cause normally Friday that place is booked de. And our strength is quite big. A section worth.
I still remembered I ordered Erdinger... which is also my Brother's internet nick. So I guess that's where he got his nick. And I think it's also cause of this I like to drink Erdinger (somewhat). The rest kinda ordered some random stuff, Pris didn't ordered any alcoholic while Audrey remained drinkless. The rest got stuff like Erdinger.... no wait I think we all ordered Erdinger. Not bad ar Erdinger, Takahina is endorsing for you.
But if there was Suntory there I'll order it... cause it's endorsed by Matsu Takako :)
See, I didn't bluff you.
:p
Soon after... the cake started to flow in le.
Rong said he bought the cake from New York New York or some place which I can't really remember. And he passed me a knife, wanting me to show some of my Battou Jitsu.
Naturally, barrages of pictures appears...
Yay!! Ok, I didn't kiss anyone like Ben lah, neither did they come over to try to kiss me...
However, they did repel back with chocolate ambush from the cake...
I'm raped by chocolate... ZOMG... Just look at my shagged smile. It shows a sign of having your dignity lowered to the level of chocolates.
Then, the special thing is that they all didn't have to sing birthday song to me. They had the live band to sing the song... SUGOI!!!!!! I didn't thought that a birthday song could be sang in another way other than the usual one. I guess I'm noob. Also, there were a few other songs we dedicated to the band. The list are as follows:
No Doubt - Don't Speak
Green Day - Wake me up when September ends
Ayumi Hamasaki - Carols
Matsu Takako - ANY SONGS!
Simple Plan - Simpler Plan
Vitas - Opera no.3
Kana - Hebe Ichigo
Buddha - Amitabha
Jesus - Praise
In the end, none was played.
But still, I have to cut that cake.
And in the process of cutting that cake. There came many hands which were trying to do something.
It's like everyone is gathering their powers.... LeT oUr PoWeRs CoMbInE~~~ I aM gAy.. Pris seems to be looking with great intense though.
Soon enough, Rong got a dozen of shots... trying his best to best Takahina out... But he forgot.
Takahina is good at getting red. Which means Takahina is like Juggernaut which is red. No ar, it simply means Takahina don't get drink easily cause his liver is damn good at expelling it through the extent of sacrificing his blood to vaporise through his skin. In otherwords, I don't get drunk easily la.
I do get tipsy though.
Stella soon after appeared out of nowhere in the dark and joined the entourage. Freaky. Hahaha... but yeah thanks to her for making the effort for Takahina... he's touched believe me.
After the Timbre, we walked walked around the whole freaking area.. then we were like deciding where to go while walking around and spotted... the giant red dick.
It's like hanging about Rong's head intimidatingly. Careful Rong. The one on the right is Audrey whom I mentioned about.
So we were like hanging around throughout the whole museum which was strangely still open to bad youngsters like us. The toilet in there was pitch dark. Almost similar to like those in silent hill. You go in dark dark, pee finish you come out the world is different.
It's like we can play in that place. O_O
Then we went around taking photos... Stella Benji and Chin Han began doing something.
Sitting down.
And then they looked so similiar to...
Tokyo Jihen
Maybe this trio is pirated.
Then...
Look at my cheeky smile.
(^x^)
Check out my face, it's still slightly lobster red.
The cheeky smile was with a reason, cause soon after... I'm going to try something...
EH SORRY SORRY, NG NG!! Ehhhhhhh wwwhhhhyyyyyysssss mmmmmmyyyyy hhhhhaannnnnnddd ttttthhhheeeerrrre~~~~~~~
Ok... BUT I STILL LOOK FUCKED UP. My face is like... zombified. It's like I'm trying to open up my features but I can't.
Haiz... wasted.
But did Priscilla know what I was trying to do in the end?? Hahaha... at least better than Ben. He got a kiss.
Rong somehow knew something was going on and he tried to prove I'm shit.
Cause he openly did it. Stella was like trying to get his hands off... imagine what they are thinking..
Stella while still smiling, "Get your hands off Rong."
Rong trying his best to rest his hands there against Stella's prowess, "Just let me rest there can?? You won't die."
Stella, "NO WAY~~"
All the while it happened when they're smiling.
Eventually the red giant guy chased us out and the door to the museum closed. Then so we began playing balance with a giant capsule outside and did a little SOC with the walls near the entrance. In the night we tried our best to atrieve some enjoyment from a silly little capsule. It's amazing how simple things can be more fun than Final Fantasy at desperate times. Obviously we're bored and waiting for the police to come get us... With our last few remaining strength, we took a photo.
Ben is Zero cause he's unrated.
Chin Han got A1.
Stella's V
Benji's trying to do an E.T 3
Priscilla had this rare and very unlike her smile's 4.
Rong act cute bo cute 5.
Takahina's "Vote for me!" 6.
And lastly, Audrey's invisible 7.
Somehow I feel that Audrey is finding us all too immature, and that Rong doesn't like Benji cause you can't see his face in the picture. And Ben looks like he wants to kick me in the balls. How evil.
Anyways after that it's still not time to go back yet, He had supper at the nearby 24hrs Kopitiam. But you can see some are obviously not in the mood le...
Like her. Concussed le.
And also...
Like him.
Taking a pic while sleeping. How nice of you Benji. With the great Takahina somemore.
Hahaha... anyways food court food sucks nevertheless. A lot of people, or no people. Food Court food just sucks. I ordered a He Ye Fan (Lotus Leaf Rice) and it just sucks. I've never ate a He Ye Fan which just taste like rice not yet unfrozen and not yet heated. It's like a layer of oil over a bunch of rice. YUCKS. WASTED MY FREAKING $2!!~~
The day then ended soon after. With taxi.
But for Takahina, his birthday celebration just began...
Cause 16th, which was a sunday, is his official birthdate.
So there's still saturday and sunday.
Nothing much actually happened on saturday. He actually pre-arranged to meet up with Police Woman but she couldn't make it last minute. He wanted to watch the movie Koi Sora with her, but since she can't Takahina just went on ahead to watch Koi Sora with Benji after jamming. Got my brother Tian Wei to accompany me along to. Took quite a bit of persuasion.
By the time I went to purchase the tickets... there wasn't much seats left. Only left those single seats all around. So the 3 of us sat in seperated seats. My hp was also fully flat by then. So I figured I can fully concentrate on watching the movie. But then I felt very disturbed. Cause couples are all around... ARGH.
But then watching movie alone... is quite a surreal feeling. Especially watching such romantic and tear jerking movies which I like. However, if I could watch it with someone then it'll be even better.
Anyways, was watching half way when Benji passed his hp to me from his seats which is around 3 rows away. It's Xuanie. It seemed she had been looking for me after her work... but due to my lousy handphone and being in a show, it's quite difficult to communicate with her straight.
Afterwards, there was a lot of arrangement done by both of us... but in the end we still couldn't meet. I felt quite dejected, seems like something didn't allow/want us to meet ba.
Anyways, Benji became emo cause he missed his last mrt.
Don't be deceived by his smile. He's really emo.
Then Tian Wei followed on to get a glimpse of the birthday boy. (By that time it's after 12 le)
And after that, of course it's Taxi again.
Sunday, nothing much happened actually. But my family arranged a dinner for me, that' the main event.
However, before that there was a jamming in the day time. So Takahina set off for his jamming, hoping someone in the band would remember it's his birthday on that day.
But it was a somewhat.... hopeless situation. Takahina learnt the songs and was prepared. BUTT, the vox Michi didn't turned up last min cause she felt sick, and the other guitarist Huimin was superiorly late.
In the end, Nika, Benji and me was like freaking each other out in that 1 hour before we decide to go starbucking instead.
1 thing about Starbucks though, they make above average coffee. BUTT, the price is kinda steep. I don't care bout the coffee beans farmer by the way, cause since Kopitiam can sell it so cheap, I believe Starbucks can too.
No wonder they're called Star$$$$$. They want your money mah.
In the end, the band forgot totally about my birthday until some hints I gave. DAMN.
I rushed back home after a few rounds of DDR, then had a good standard chinese dinner with my family, quite nice actually. Bedok actually had quite a good restaurant which you guys can try. The pomfret fish was damn fresh lar...
But portions wise is rather tamed. Also no Kang Kong. ARGH. Grandma was there also.
Grandma, "Today what is the occasion??"
Mother shouted at her cause Nei Nei has bad hearing, "AH HAN'S BIRTHDAY!!"
Grandma nodded her head. Seemingly she knew what happened.
After a few minutes...
Grandma asked, "Today what is the occasion??"
This time it's my father, "AH HAN'S BIRTHDAY LAR"
She nodded her head again.
When the birthday cake was took out... she then realised.
"OHHHH SII ARHHH HAAN DEEE SHINNGG YAATTT ARR.."
Yes, it's Ah Han's birthday.
Well, it's over about 23 days le. I'm 20 years and 23 days old.
It's amazing though, i'm living my 3 decade and i haven't achieve anything.... haiz...
Thanks to all who wish my happy birthday... and to Ben and gang for organizing the events for me... ^^
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