The Birthdaying Takahina - Part 3

Just when Takahina thought it was over... there came a bonus stage...



Bonus Stage: Stella's birthday

Particulars:

Name as shown in IC: Stella Huang Xiang Yi
Sex：Male
Date of Birth：14th April 2008
Time of Birth: 0000
Age：19-20
Spouse/Oath: Lee Seung Gi
Religion：-
Likes: Lee Seung Gi
Dislikes: -

Remarks: I don't dare to write anything here, if not later will be beaten up.

Pre-event: None
Dinner: Kublai Khan
Main Event: Drinking
Follow up Events: Peeing in the Singapore River
Predicted Time to end: None
Additional Elements: Tian Wei's friend? Also, Stella's 16 year old cousin hahahaha...


Hokay, how do I start...

Firstly, although Stella's not REALLY a Rurouni, but she went for like 3 of the birthday outings we have.

So naturally... her birthday we have to celebrate de ma, right?

Therefore, Takahina was once again tasked to plan the birthday... but I think Takahina screwed up big time ba.

Firstly, Takahina wanted to go for BBQ at the beach for her birthday. 1 reason was due to Priscilla's suggestion, the other is cause I thought maybe we should do something different rather than eat and drink like a pig.

But then, to Takahina's horror, he realised he kena a freaking duty on saturday. How fucked up can that be? So immediately, the plan of a BBQ was like flawed. Imagine if we go to the beach.

Takahina and gang can rent bikes and such, go around the freaking beach... making it a more outdoor stuff. Want beach games? No problem, Takahina can find equipments. Just slacking? Also can, find a good shade and you can slack all the way. Need food? No problem, someone can just go around buying food and that's the BBQ. If there's rain? PONCHO!! We SAF scared of what sia.

Do we have time?? NOOOOOOO.

Since saturday was eaten up, the only time good left was friday night since everyone has work. If I chose a sunday, the next morning everyone has work, the mood won't be there.

So how?

BBQ was off. Therefore Takahina chose a buffet dinner instead. And Takahina thought can't everytime eat those usual buffet... so he tried to go for a more unique one like Genghis Khan and Kublai Khan.

FREAKING WRONG CHOICE. I'll elaborate later.

Anyway, so the ending plan 1 was

- Dinner at Genghis Khan
- Drinking (planned by Rong)

It turned out Rong the directional idiot cannot be trusted to plan. Will elaborate later again.

Anyways, so it's arranged to be on friday, and I finished planning it on Monday. Things should go alright, just that the next day I have Company's Only Shit duty.

Then... something happened on thursday.

"Lao 2 (My Boss): OI, WHY MY SPEC KENA DUTY ON SAT? HE GOING INDIA DEI U KNOW INDIA DEI!!"

Hokay, this immediately changed things up. Saturday became free for Takahina and so, the BBQ can proceed on as usual.

And thus so, Takahina made a change of plans and informed everyone about it.

So things were going on quite well when Stella suddenly stunned me, making me gong gong for like 2 hours.

"Eh... i don't want BBQ."

Hokay!! Need to shift plans liao!! So we go with the buffet plan. Heng all the bbq stuff haven't buy yet if not I'll go kill myself.

Then now, the deal was still supposed to be on Saturday. Just that we'll be like pigs la.

THEN FREAKING HELL ANOTHER STUN STUNNED ME!!

"Eh, CHONG!! You have to come down for duty on Sat. Cause you're the company's only shit left." Whatever happened to my boss? Kena Mutiny ar???

Really, major, stun. Even more powerful than Stone Cold Stunner, I call it the Can Sign More? :) (CSM) Stunner.

So, Takahina HAVE TO FREAKING HELL CHANGE EVERYTHING TO FRIDAY AND TELL THAT TO EVERYONE ON FRIDAY!!!

And therefore, came the mad blast from my Xiao Mei Mei Stella.

For the first time, Takahina have never been such a failure in time management before. ARGH!!

So anyways, Takahina went to arrange stuff, like reserve place and ask Rong to find a Korean Bar.

An impossible task, but anyways it still proceeded on. However, came another shock.

"Hello, international family buffet."

"Hello, erm, is this Genghis Khan?"

"No Mister, this is International Family Buffet."

"Huh, but the number I called is Genghis Khan?"

"Yes sir, we were Genghis Khan but changed to International Family Buffet to make it HALAL."

Notice the word "Halal".

Freaking hell. So the plan of Mongo-lian shit is gone cause of Halal. Great. Allah don't you love me.

Like that how sia... Hokay nvm, still got

Kublai Khan, the grandson of Genghis Khan. Har Har Har.

So after that would be the Token of Appreciation to be presented to Stella for being an honourary member of the Rurouni. So, Priscilla and me went to look for presents fitting of such a person.

Thought of buying bra, but then again... maybe not. Stella's size quite hard to predict, and it's not exactly Priscilla's size... so yeah. So, in the end got a nice looking watch for her, and some chocolates that came from a varied choice of ALL sorts.

Now it's just the meet up.

Ok, the plan was to meet at 7.00 at MRT and we'll reach the restaurant soon in like 8pm. Just nice as the reservation timing was at 8pm.

BUTT, Ben was delayed due to him reading the wrong sms. Bah. so the timing to meet change to 7.30pm.

So all the Tampinesians were told to gather at the MRT at 7.30pm while Chin Han and Junrong were told to accompany Stella first since she just came out from work. Cannot let the birthday girl walk alone aimlessly mah right. Even though she said no need, I know still need de.

Then, we all waited in the MRT until 8pm. Why??? Cause of Tian Wei. He wore until sibei BHP (Bui Hiow Pai), a shirt with some formal long pants and bling bling shoes. Completely formal de. Just that the buttons aren't really buttoned up. He dares to wear such low cut, Takahina don't dare, cause the fats in his belly will be exposed and his tits can be seen to all. Takahina shy shy...

We all were like... wah... PROM AR?

So, we continued on in the MRT with Ben poking me all over. And made Tian Wei explain the reason why we're late later on.

Stella's MSg came in, "Hehehe... dare to make birthday girl wait wor.."

Sibei Cham. Takahina panic.

But anyways, when we reach there... I see Kublai Khan buffet restaurant for the first time.

It was Kublai nnbCb quite lop po.

And, I'm afraid of Stella.

Totally different from what I expected. What I had expected is like there will be a frying tray on every table then there's all type of meat available for you to pick and choose, and bring to your table to do that mongolian fry personally.

But noooooooooooooooo..........

There's the standard buffet stuff. Drinks, Buffet etc etc etc... Tempura fry, Teppanyaki and stuff... yeah they all have. But it's like.... so ah-hem ar the restaurant. The restaurant just presented a very... sloppy feel actually, the only unique stuff is the great giant frying pan whereby the chef will only use a fraction of it for his cooking, and it's like just stir frying some shit and all. NNB limbei also know larr!!! I can freaking cook fried rice on that frying plate. Really really bad bad choice.

But nonetheless we still continued since we paid for it. And eat eat eat. I remember Sam spammed a lot of raw shit while I just practically went for everything available. And while I was waiting for the frying mongolian stuff to be done. The rest of the guys were waiting at the table, staring at me.

"Ursa warrior"

That does it Sam.

So Takahina looks like...



Whatever man.

After that... as usual to remember the restaurant as a blacklisted one. We took pics.



And then



This shows it. Sam is an idiot and the restaurant gets a C6 from Takahina.

Anyways, after that we went to Clarke Quay for the drinks. We arranged to meet Tian Wei's friend, (whom I don't know the name) to join us while in the meantime, the rest of us chiong to buy ke-ki for Stella. I also told Stella that I had intended to call her cousin Kerrlyn over by emailing her... on facebook :p

She went O_O. But I shall state clearly that I'm not after her cousin in ANYWAYS. I just thought they're freaking close cause her blog the tag always got her. And my recce for any surprises for her was damn difficult cause I don't really know her friends.

Yes Takahina has allowance of + - 11, but I don't just GO for any girls within that range like an idiot ok?

Eventually, with Tian Wei's friend's appearance... I began to understand why he wore like that.

Quite obvious la hor... for his face's sake I don't wanna spill it here.

Then anyways, Rong he wanted to bring us to some good place to drink. So we were quite anticipating and walked a long through the streets of Clarke Quay where a lot of stuff was going on and to the Singapore Benji Jump.

Hokay, it's not there. Let's continue on the route..

So we were like walking walking walking damn long.... got to the extent of pek chiek. This shows 1 thing, never follow Rong's lead. It'll get you nowhere man. So we were like re routing a whole fucking big way around Singapore River. Macham giving us a tour of Singapore River. Eventually we reached the place where Mr Raffles is standing outstandingly with his hands crossed. And beside him?

Timbre.

-_-

Ok rong, so the whole idea is Timbre, in which this time it's beside the Singapore River and not at SMU there.

Ok Rong. Ok. I forgive you Rong even though I can use just 15mins compared to the 1 hour you took to take us there. I forgive u hor...

So... we got shagged out when we reached there. The ladies are already not happy. This was added by the decision that opening 1 bottle would bankrupt us for the night. We procrastinated quite long, making the waiter there quite pissed, but heck care cause he's supposed to WAITer.

In the end, we still open 1 Chivas la... and Chin Han stole the clothing of the bottle... for what sia?

Benji's aim was to just attack the free flow soft drinks.
Rong's aim was to be play KTV pub games with us.
Chin Han's aim was to try a little here, a little there.
Ben's aim was to smoke??
Samuel's aim was to talk on the phone.
Stella's aim was to wait for someone to talk to her.
Takahina's aim was to get the ball started.
Tian Wei's aim was to take the girl he invited over home.
The girl's aim was to do nothing.

Really, the initial part was quite boring at the pub with the procrastinating process.... However, once Takahina got an Erdinger in. It started to get the ball rolling...

In search of a cheaper place, Tian Wei and his friend went to look for a better drinking place where her friend works at. So the rest of us were like sitting down zuo bo. Samuel's phone called.

Ok, he's off to talk. For like damn fucking long. I predict he's complaining bout how dumb the whole thing is.

Then Ben, went smoking with Rong. Don't know for how long too.

Then Rong seems preoccupied with stuff, so I'm left with Benji, Chin Han, Stella.

Hokay, so, I shall talk to Stella. She seems emo. Then we actually began talking this certain guy whom she knows in East View... won't say who... but then I don't really know this guy even though he was in the same primary school as me.

However, we began talking more and more and yeah... can see her mood is slowly picking up.

Then people are starting to flow back in. As the whole group are back, we began the holy ceremony of vicing ourselves with alcohol and also to get the Ke-Ki out.



Frankly I think she has the wrong hair cut, seriously. It's almost comparable to my Mushroom head.



And do notice the cake is already cut. Damn sui right. We bought half a strawberry cheesecake and the other half is Costa Rica's Coffee Cake. Sui man.

And so we continue staying there, for guilty pleasures of playing 0, 5, 10, 15. Rong's aim was achieved. And I noticed how dumb Takahina can be in playing the game. But never mind... next time you die Rong.

Soon after, Tian Wei's friend got bored and attempted to leave with Tian Wei naturally... who knows what they did afterwards, but once again...

Haiz... Disappointed ar Tian Wei... disappointed.

Then Benji was emo-ing at a side, listening to his mp3 while the gay Live Band is playing. He said something:

"The greatest insult to a band, is to listen to mp3 while they are playing live."

I can't agree more man.

Chin Han was kinda stoning around. Don't really know what's he doing. Trying a bit here and there. I think he's worried someone spotted him keeping the cloth.

Sam... was once again acting stupid. I don't know how though. He was like playing the 0, 5, 10, 15 game with me. And I being the Mouse Shit, always make him drink. He was going WTF with me. Mai Siao Siao, this is revenge for calling me Ursa Warrior man. Of course I drink with him.. but Takahina being the Red Lobster he can be, will be difficult to defeat in drinking... har har har.

Anyways, later Rong changed his target to Stella. And once again began his quest for defeat. Stella got defeated naturally.

Eventually, the drinks are finished, Benji is done with his free flow of coke, everyone is done stoning, so the bill is paid and we go off to the nearby stone benches to just... slack.

This is where it got fun.

Ben's friend the EOD guy and his friend came along with a sentence...

"Eh eh, I remember you, you're that armor guy right??"

WTF.

But yeah, I am the armor guy so fuck it. And instantly we all began spamming smoke and piss into the Singapore River. Yes, Piss into the Singapore River with Sir Stamford Raffles as the witness. Total there was 3 people who did it if I didn't remember wrongly.

Ben, EOD, and Rong.

There were people around too.

So it was interesting in a sense people are going gaga. Stella and Rong went to a side to sit down talk talk about don't know what. Benji, me and Ben were talking bout the sacred topic of love and relationships we were having which eventually changed to talking to NS stuff and the complain that I got the Company's Only Sucker last minute. Samuel and Ben got damn emo btw. Almost sounds like they are ready to go fuck up my Cock Sucking Monkey. Then Rong got emo with a call involving Ultraman and some salted egg super man. But it's cool cause at the time got Armor guy, Commando guy, CQ guy, Technician, Mdm Ng and Programmer Chin Han there. All types of access route and attacking forces are well prepared.

But in the end, never ever happened anyway.

But the whole heart to heart talks lasted quite long and quite enjoyable for Takahina. Cause it showed of the close ties between us.

For once hor, Takahina felt like he was part of something man. Really.

.......................................................................

Anyways, for a side note. Tomorrow Takahina will be flying to India for NS training for 2 weeks plus. Will be back by 7th May.

Miss me guys... Miss the Takahina.

The Unromantic Takahina

Last night I spent 3 hours reading Chin Han adventure in Japan...

Frankly I was very touched by his actions and his thoughts (those which you need to key in the password de)... cause somehow his love is very pure and heartwrenching, it's the type which I've wanted for or hope for... but that feel or environment has yet to come ba.

I would have liked to confess to the person I loved face to face but I haven't been able to do it. I don't mind a rejection after all I'm far far away from being a good or even an average guy. I just would like to experience a truly painful and sincere relationship.

This is also partly why I like Japanese love film cause they aren't wishy washy about it. Most of it portrayed to me at least, are sincere and romantic.

But somehow, I'm far from it ba.

I love to think in a very romantic fashion, at least the romantic in my concept. I value more of the feel than the whole show/gesture of it.

I see some good looking guys (at least the more popular ones), they seem to have no problems with handling girls and have them 1 after another. Frankly I despise them. That's why for a period of time, I freaking hated such people and called them sianners.

But I realised... I'm slowly growing into 1 of such... 1 of such whom I used to hate so much.

Ever since my first heartbreak, I've been trying to cover up that pain, maybe I've been hoping for something that can give me back that feeling, so that I can be hurt again. I don't know exactly.

Till now, I don't think anyone can give me that heartache anymore. I started "sianning", hoping maybe I can know someone. But then, I feel that it's wrong... It's just against my behaviour to do so. Maybe, it's just the regret which I had for that first heartache. And really... it's very tiring to change your introvert self to compromise that alternate and pulsating side of yours. I'm very tired. I feel like giving up.

People around me are growing, maybe too fast le ba.

I feel like... just staying at the same ground, and maybe reflect upon what Michi said, "you don't look for love, love looks for you."

Will it really come looking for me? Will I have that feeling again? Can I fulfill this regret of mine?

I don't know... I don't want to 轰轰烈烈的爱一场 but, 因为爱而痛哭一场.

That kind of idealistic love... seems rather impossible. Isn't it?

The Birthdaying Takahina - Part 2

It has been a long time.

On this month of March, among the 3 birthday happenings. Takahina's one was perhaps the more usual type of office workers birthday celebration ba...

With this I present

Stage 3



Woon Han's Birthday

Particulars:

Name as shown in IC: Chong Woon Han 胀瘟寒
Sex：Male
Date of Birth：16 Mar 1988
Time of Birth: Check My Birth Cert.
Age：19-20
Spouse/Oath: Matsu Takako.
Religion：Buddhist
Likes: Matsu Takako?
Dislikes: Matsu Takako haters.

Remarks: He's Fat. He's Short. He's Ugly. He's Poor. People mistakes his name to Choon Han by merging Chong and Woon together. He sucks at a lot of stuff. In order words, his pure existence in this world is unknown and it's an even bigger mystery why he can live till 20. He constantly has a group of intelligence group surveiling the privacy of his HP. This is mainly to ensure he doesn't do anything evil to the world. And because of it, he had often become the laughing stock of the world.

Pre-event: None
Dinner: Waraku, Japanese Restaurant
Main Event: Timbre Pub Drinking
Follow up Events: Slacking around Singapore Museum
Predicted Time to end: Next Morning?
Additional Elements: A Police Woman (Major Surprise) and a very tall lady (Surprise) and a very tired lady (Not too surprising)

Ok... it's a very difficult... situation to describe I suppose, but I'll start chronically.

Firstly, I will need to elaborate about this certain person whom I had known for 80 days and how I got to know her. But it'll be done in a different and a very much more detailed post :p

Let's just say, I know this person yet don't know this person ba, her codename will be Police Woman.

My brother Ben, from don't what kinda hands he had, actually obtained the number of Police Woman from my HP. He knew I wanted to meet her, so he secretly contacted her to come meet me up on my birthday main event at Timbre.

But little did he know, something happened to his plan.

The usual gang arranged to meet at Tampines MRT at around 8 when we'll then head over to Somerset's Waraku for dinner. The guys know I like Japanese Dinner so naturally, the dinner will be something Japanese.

Then I was there first. They had the audacity to make the birthday boy wait, but never mind. When I was there, Police Woman called me.

She kinda like told me... the big gist of what is happening, and that she can't make it for the surprise. And so, to explain she can't make it for the surprise, she has to explain to me the surprise. So it's no longer a surprise. (Too bad Ben.) But frankly, I'm amazed that Ben can actually do a sneak attack like this and try to flank me with a surprise. If Police Woman does make it, it'll really be a damn big surprise to the extent I won't know how to react and die off.

Haha... but really, thanks Ben and thanks Xuanie, even though you can't make it in the end.

(It seems a bit rude to keep on calling her Police Woman.. haha..)

Nonetheless, the characters all arrived. Cept for Sam who was in Thailand fucking Ba Poks and seducing Ah Quas under the orders of the SAF and for Honour and Glory but without Pride, Stella due to her Grandmother's wake and Tian Wei for his promise to his friend to go high in St James. (Haiz Tian Wei... disappointed ar...)

Went to Waraku. A very classy looking Japanese restaurant. Even the interior looks pretty exquisite. We went in and there is this Japanese style table by the window. I thought we had to like kneeled down to eat, which some of us tried. Then stupidly we realised there is like a gap to put our legs in lar.

Dumb us.

We ordered some food... and...



KMNB!!! (Kami Nabei!) Ben ordered it.



Some cold tofu, Tempura and Cold Soba. Rong said he wanted to eat something light but ended up ordering lots of food which is quite heavy imo. Who says thin people can't eat.



And also the Curry Peng (Curry Katsu Don) for Benji. It seems that those uncle uncle type Singaporeans just like to order such stuff like Curry Rice or Ramen de. Don't know how to eat unique stuff.

I ordered some... weird stuff actually. I think it's soba with some roe and egg miso soup. The portion was actually damn big. DAMN BIG. It's like a set with rice and unagi with this Egg Miso Soba. DAMN FULL LARR!! For the first time Takahina couldn't finish a Japanese meal he ordered. But it's damnnnnn nice...

And we like tried each others stuff. Damn good... I just love Japanese food laa.... :x

And soon after, the time passed by very slowly. For some reasons Ben was like leading us to strange places 1 after another. Buy Kopi la, buy smoke la, smoke la, he gave me some puffs la... All and all and all la. We finally decided on a place to sit down; outside the pavement of The Cathay. So we became like the deliquents of society and sat down like some hippies with afro hairdo. Smoke and Kopi but no bling bling. Mainly to wait for a person... or maybe 2 persons.

Priscilla and her friend Audrey.

Haha... well done ar Ben... You managed to get a very tricky person to come over under a rather tricky situation... Nice ar...



Anyways, I've said before Priscilla in my blog, so go check the past records to know more about her. Audrey on the other hand is simply, a friend whom Priscilla knew through her Yoga lessons and introduced to me. So in a way I'm her friend as well hahaha...

So we met up at Cathay and started walking towards Timbre. It's a small live band pub with good music and drinks. Although no aircon and the walk there was.... quite humid. I don't really mind. Hahahaha... The best thing is I like the music genre there. Standard Pop stuff... but the bands are quite good. Quite a cool place actually.

On the way there, just keep on talking about the old stuff. Priscilla hadn't seem the Rurouni gang for quite sometime. The only person she had contact with frequently was me, so we all kinda reminiscent about the old stuff la...

PP, "Eh, Benji is so slim now!"

WH, "Is it? But he's an emo giraffe now. So it kinda evens out."

PP, "Eh, Ben looks spastic."

WH, "He has always been. That's why he's called 笨."

It kinda brought back fond memories ba. And a little painful ones also. But nonetheless it was nice. Haha and it was nice talking to Audrey after quite some time.

Priscilla den said she had no presents for me cause the taxi fare taken to reach there would be my present.

Thanks hor. Hahahaa...

On the way, we saw a haunted mansion.



The name is called Singapore National Museum.

It had a giant red man dick inside... will show soon enough.

Anyways, when we reached there, it's the standard procedure of finding a spot. We're lucky enough to get 1 actually, cause normally Friday that place is booked de. And our strength is quite big. A section worth.

I still remembered I ordered Erdinger... which is also my Brother's internet nick. So I guess that's where he got his nick. And I think it's also cause of this I like to drink Erdinger (somewhat). The rest kinda ordered some random stuff, Pris didn't ordered any alcoholic while Audrey remained drinkless. The rest got stuff like Erdinger.... no wait I think we all ordered Erdinger. Not bad ar Erdinger, Takahina is endorsing for you.

But if there was Suntory there I'll order it... cause it's endorsed by Matsu Takako :)



See, I didn't bluff you.

:p

Soon after... the cake started to flow in le.



Rong said he bought the cake from New York New York or some place which I can't really remember. And he passed me a knife, wanting me to show some of my Battou Jitsu.

Naturally, barrages of pictures appears...



Yay!! Ok, I didn't kiss anyone like Ben lah, neither did they come over to try to kiss me...

However, they did repel back with chocolate ambush from the cake...



I'm raped by chocolate... ZOMG... Just look at my shagged smile. It shows a sign of having your dignity lowered to the level of chocolates.

Then, the special thing is that they all didn't have to sing birthday song to me. They had the live band to sing the song... SUGOI!!!!!! I didn't thought that a birthday song could be sang in another way other than the usual one. I guess I'm noob. Also, there were a few other songs we dedicated to the band. The list are as follows:

No Doubt - Don't Speak
Green Day - Wake me up when September ends
Ayumi Hamasaki - Carols
Matsu Takako - ANY SONGS!
Simple Plan - Simpler Plan
Vitas - Opera no.3
Kana - Hebe Ichigo
Buddha - Amitabha
Jesus - Praise

In the end, none was played.

But still, I have to cut that cake.



And in the process of cutting that cake. There came many hands which were trying to do something.



It's like everyone is gathering their powers.... LeT oUr PoWeRs CoMbInE~~~ I aM gAy.. Pris seems to be looking with great intense though.

Soon enough, Rong got a dozen of shots... trying his best to best Takahina out... But he forgot.

Takahina is good at getting red. Which means Takahina is like Juggernaut which is red. No ar, it simply means Takahina don't get drink easily cause his liver is damn good at expelling it through the extent of sacrificing his blood to vaporise through his skin. In otherwords, I don't get drunk easily la.

I do get tipsy though.

Stella soon after appeared out of nowhere in the dark and joined the entourage. Freaky. Hahaha... but yeah thanks to her for making the effort for Takahina... he's touched believe me.

After the Timbre, we walked walked around the whole freaking area.. then we were like deciding where to go while walking around and spotted... the giant red dick.



It's like hanging about Rong's head intimidatingly. Careful Rong. The one on the right is Audrey whom I mentioned about.

So we were like hanging around throughout the whole museum which was strangely still open to bad youngsters like us. The toilet in there was pitch dark. Almost similar to like those in silent hill. You go in dark dark, pee finish you come out the world is different.

It's like we can play in that place. O_O

Then we went around taking photos... Stella Benji and Chin Han began doing something.



Sitting down.

And then they looked so similiar to...



Tokyo Jihen



Maybe this trio is pirated.

Then...



Look at my cheeky smile.

(^x^)

Check out my face, it's still slightly lobster red.

The cheeky smile was with a reason, cause soon after... I'm going to try something...



EH SORRY SORRY, NG NG!! Ehhhhhhh wwwhhhhyyyyyysssss mmmmmmyyyyy hhhhhaannnnnnddd ttttthhhheeeerrrre~~~~~~~



Ok... BUT I STILL LOOK FUCKED UP. My face is like... zombified. It's like I'm trying to open up my features but I can't.

Haiz... wasted.

But did Priscilla know what I was trying to do in the end?? Hahaha... at least better than Ben. He got a kiss.

Rong somehow knew something was going on and he tried to prove I'm shit.



Cause he openly did it. Stella was like trying to get his hands off... imagine what they are thinking..

Stella while still smiling, "Get your hands off Rong."

Rong trying his best to rest his hands there against Stella's prowess, "Just let me rest there can?? You won't die."

Stella, "NO WAY~~"

All the while it happened when they're smiling.

Eventually the red giant guy chased us out and the door to the museum closed. Then so we began playing balance with a giant capsule outside and did a little SOC with the walls near the entrance. In the night we tried our best to atrieve some enjoyment from a silly little capsule. It's amazing how simple things can be more fun than Final Fantasy at desperate times. Obviously we're bored and waiting for the police to come get us... With our last few remaining strength, we took a photo.



Ben is Zero cause he's unrated.

Chin Han got A1.

Stella's V

Benji's trying to do an E.T 3

Priscilla had this rare and very unlike her smile's 4.

Rong act cute bo cute 5.

Takahina's "Vote for me!" 6.

And lastly, Audrey's invisible 7.

Somehow I feel that Audrey is finding us all too immature, and that Rong doesn't like Benji cause you can't see his face in the picture. And Ben looks like he wants to kick me in the balls. How evil.

Anyways after that it's still not time to go back yet, He had supper at the nearby 24hrs Kopitiam. But you can see some are obviously not in the mood le...



Like her. Concussed le.

And also...



Like him.

Taking a pic while sleeping. How nice of you Benji. With the great Takahina somemore.

Hahaha... anyways food court food sucks nevertheless. A lot of people, or no people. Food Court food just sucks. I ordered a He Ye Fan (Lotus Leaf Rice) and it just sucks. I've never ate a He Ye Fan which just taste like rice not yet unfrozen and not yet heated. It's like a layer of oil over a bunch of rice. YUCKS. WASTED MY FREAKING $2!!~~

The day then ended soon after. With taxi.

But for Takahina, his birthday celebration just began...

Cause 16th, which was a sunday, is his official birthdate.

So there's still saturday and sunday.

Nothing much actually happened on saturday. He actually pre-arranged to meet up with Police Woman but she couldn't make it last minute. He wanted to watch the movie Koi Sora with her, but since she can't Takahina just went on ahead to watch Koi Sora with Benji after jamming. Got my brother Tian Wei to accompany me along to. Took quite a bit of persuasion.

By the time I went to purchase the tickets... there wasn't much seats left. Only left those single seats all around. So the 3 of us sat in seperated seats. My hp was also fully flat by then. So I figured I can fully concentrate on watching the movie. But then I felt very disturbed. Cause couples are all around... ARGH.

But then watching movie alone... is quite a surreal feeling. Especially watching such romantic and tear jerking movies which I like. However, if I could watch it with someone then it'll be even better.

Anyways, was watching half way when Benji passed his hp to me from his seats which is around 3 rows away. It's Xuanie. It seemed she had been looking for me after her work... but due to my lousy handphone and being in a show, it's quite difficult to communicate with her straight.

Afterwards, there was a lot of arrangement done by both of us... but in the end we still couldn't meet. I felt quite dejected, seems like something didn't allow/want us to meet ba.

Anyways, Benji became emo cause he missed his last mrt.



Don't be deceived by his smile. He's really emo.



Then Tian Wei followed on to get a glimpse of the birthday boy. (By that time it's after 12 le)

And after that, of course it's Taxi again.

Sunday, nothing much happened actually. But my family arranged a dinner for me, that' the main event.

However, before that there was a jamming in the day time. So Takahina set off for his jamming, hoping someone in the band would remember it's his birthday on that day.

But it was a somewhat.... hopeless situation. Takahina learnt the songs and was prepared. BUTT, the vox Michi didn't turned up last min cause she felt sick, and the other guitarist Huimin was superiorly late.

In the end, Nika, Benji and me was like freaking each other out in that 1 hour before we decide to go starbucking instead.

1 thing about Starbucks though, they make above average coffee. BUTT, the price is kinda steep. I don't care bout the coffee beans farmer by the way, cause since Kopitiam can sell it so cheap, I believe Starbucks can too.

No wonder they're called Star$$$$$. They want your money mah.

In the end, the band forgot totally about my birthday until some hints I gave. DAMN.

I rushed back home after a few rounds of DDR, then had a good standard chinese dinner with my family, quite nice actually. Bedok actually had quite a good restaurant which you guys can try. The pomfret fish was damn fresh lar...

But portions wise is rather tamed. Also no Kang Kong. ARGH. Grandma was there also.

Grandma, "Today what is the occasion??"

Mother shouted at her cause Nei Nei has bad hearing, "AH HAN'S BIRTHDAY!!"

Grandma nodded her head. Seemingly she knew what happened.

After a few minutes...

Grandma asked, "Today what is the occasion??"

This time it's my father, "AH HAN'S BIRTHDAY LAR"

She nodded her head again.

When the birthday cake was took out... she then realised.

"OHHHH SII ARHHH HAAN DEEE SHINNGG YAATTT ARR.."

Yes, it's Ah Han's birthday.

Well, it's over about 23 days le. I'm 20 years and 23 days old.

It's amazing though, i'm living my 3 decade and i haven't achieve anything.... haiz...

Thanks to all who wish my happy birthday... and to Ben and gang for organizing the events for me... ^^

The Birthdaying Takahina - Part 1

This is a post which has been late for like almost a month.

From the late Feb till the mid Mar, Rurouni will always be a very busy and very broke group. Because during this time, it involves 3 birthdays, meaning a lot of...

Kbox...
Eating...
Lan...
Eating...
Board Games...
Sexual Toys...
Eating...
Drinking...
Being the undesired group of society for a period of time...

And naturally photos.

Takahina was the main CONDUCTING and therefore he decided to add in other elements to the usual birthday lesson plan that Rurouni used to conduct.

Shown below will be the part of the very secret documents perceived by Rurouni and being managed, written and totally controlled by Takahina himself.

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"Rurouni Confidential Documents: Birthday Procedure"




1. Organizer must plan according to what the birthday personnel involved wants.

-a. If Birthday Personnel says whatever, then it'll be whatever. Organizer will plan according to what he wants and the best of his/her knowledge what the person likes.



2. Flow of conduct:

- Pre event mainly conduct initially. Optional to have.

- Dinner which is free for the birthday personnel, all others will be responsible for splitting the price accordingly. Special Guest will not be obliged to pay but he/she can according to her conscience and whether or not wants to provide a additional donation to the Rurouni Fund. Compulsory to have.

- Main event to kick off. As usual the bills will be paid accordingly as the dinner. Compulsory to have. If there is any birthday cake or additional presents to be given to your loved ones, now is the appropriate time.

- Any other follow up events is optional.


3. List of main events conducted by Rurouni:

- Lan
- K box
- Bowling a.k.a Balling
- Drinking
- Clubbing
- Movie
- Slacking at someone's house
- Chalet
- Boardgaming
- Performing viewing


4. Additional Elements

- Any additional elements to be added to the celebration itself is to be informed and told to all members in case of any displeasure portrayed by the personnel involved.

- If the additional elements is to be meant as a surprise, consult all other members but just the birthday personnel himself/herself.


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Personally, I like Kbox as a birthday party. Because you can see guys flooding towards a monitor like idiots.



Anyways, as expected, Ben said the choice "K box", so the main event kicked off.

Stage 1



Ben's Birthday

Particulars:

Name as shown in IC: Ben Yeo Lock Wei 笨杨乐威
Sex：Male
Date of Birth：22nd Feb 1988
Time of Birth: ?? (What has it gotta do with this?)
Age：19-20
Spouse/Oath：None
Religion：Buddhist
Likes: Hugging somebody?
Dislikes: His boss

Remarks: An Extremist with no whatsoever thinking in mind. Able to go all the way and is ruthlessly vulgar when needed. But also can be damn brother when needed. Also the most active in the group, his celebration will require utmost concentration to contain him. Never to contact his boss along for anything and if possible, get that somebody whom he likes to hug so as to let him be a little more controllable.

Pre-event: None
Dinner: Steamboat buffet
Main Event: K-box
Follow up Events: None
Predicted Time to end: Next Morning?
Additional Elements: That huggable somebody (Unsurprised)


Hokay, so we arranged to meet up at 8pm at the Tampines MRT. He did some own self reflection on how he looked before he went off...



Hokay, looks fine, mirror didn't crack. Let's go then. (^o^)

And irritatingly, the huggable someone was already there.



Introducing Miss Stella Ng Shu Yu. 死特拉黄输鱼。 She is known as Ben's doll because she always gets hug by him whenever Ben sees her. Quite scary. We have known her since Sec Sch. And the interesting fact is that she lives so nearby my house, she can Bio me everyday everynight. Quite scary. She just came back from China, so Takahina went to contact her after a long time of not talking to her. In fact the whole group of Rurouni hadn't been in contact with her for a long time.

All others arrived soon later and Ben, upon seeing her, went to hug her.



Hokay. Takahina scores again. Calling Stella in is a very correct choice. (^o-)

The rest eventually arrived and we introduced the additional element to everyone. The steamboad was at Bugis... one of those 天天来火锅. I remember I went to eat there once for my initiation with my S2/S3 department in my unit, i quite enjoyed the food there especially the 麻辣 soup. Oily and totally sinful it is. So I decide to let the whole Rurouni group become sinful as well.

The meal was alright with Takahina almost being the permenant servant. He took rice... asked for soup and all... took lots of stuff etc etc. But as long as all happy he's alright ba. After all, it's Ben's birthday mah.

The meal was alright la... cause both the 麻辣 and 不辣鱼汤 kinda integrated in the end. Too much Tong Fen is in. Prawns become Hei Bi. Abalones go missing in the soup. Mee Pok and Mee Kia floating around the soup. Was alright.

Luckily there wasn't any ice cream in my soup this time.

After that, we went to Paradiz center for Karaoke... but unfortunately it closed down. This setback, eventually made us go to Orchard Cineleisure for our K session.

We sang for a while...



And I can tell everyone, we all are not meant to sing, we have other talents available.

But nevertheless, the cake, will be coming out.



Why did Benji look so serious?? Eyeing the cake right?.. We did the usual routine... Sing birthday song out loud on the kbox machine la... Have ben doing some wishing la... make him cut the cake la... He then wanted something extra from our additional element. A kiss.

ZOMG.

But still, the birthday boy will get his wish.



And,

Alot of kisses.





Mainly performed by the 2 most hiong person in the group to another hiong person in the group, Tian Wei and Rong.

Rong seeing such a case happening, decide to call in the alcohol, the biggest money burner.

Nope Takahina didn't kiss him, but he got somewhat mad like Chin Han and started taking siao pics after the money burner effect.



Chin Han is haunted by 2 背后灵



笑什么笑？！！



凶什么凶？！！

Similarly, Ben got overly shagged from the kisses by everyone. And fainted...



Lucky our Additional Element was there for him.

And with that, people get seriously drunk. Rong made Ben had some highing liquid and made him toast with all of us.

Ok, maybe not all get seriously drunk. But Benji, Samuel, Tian Wei was already sleeping in the room le. Ben was just like a chinese zombie...

Whenever a good song is played, the talisman on Ben's head will like suddenly get taken off and he'll jump around the kbox room and screaming into oblivion. And he also went to bite everyone, trying to leave a Ben Ben Love Bite.

BBLB.

Takahina got it as well, but it healed soon after.

Anyways, it all ended well, alcohol all gone, all drinks all gone. Everyone still conscious cept for Ben who was quite wasted. Lucky he didn't vomit if not I'll freaking band anymore alcohol intake for any Rurouni outing.

But we got badly burned.

Our pockets that is.

But still, Rong paid it off with his credit card. Always good to have someone who lives on the high mode along on any party and such, if not it'll be too tamed.

Well, we got out of the kbox. And saw L.

L.

So, we tried something else.



L (Retarded Version)



L (Just Do It Version)

While the rest of the guys, went to act Cool.



The dudes there include Samuel on the left, Takahina on the center, and Tian Wei on the extreme right talking to a ghost.

In the end, we went home...

OF COURSE WE WENT HOME, IF NOT WHERE ELSE?!

But Ben went to my house to get laid... on the bed. It's said that he's too shagged to go home, so he can come to my home where I can take care of him. Yes, I've become "Bencare Center". In fact my house is like the daycare center of people who can't go home. Like Chin Han likes to stay over at my house every friday for unknown purposes, Ben's like to stayover when they feel shag. Rong staying over... when he wants to. And Stella bios into my house ever so often. Giving me no privacy sia.. But I like.

(^_^)

Anyways.

Did I mention Benjamin was wearing Pink and had Bling Bling Glasses on him? And Samuel was almost like MIA throughout the whole trip?

Stage 1. Clear

So, soon after in like 2 weeks time. The second mission came in.


(In case you're wondering, this was taken in Kieku's house)


Benjamin's birthday

Particulars:

Name as shown in IC: Benjamin Seet Chong En a.k.a Pinky 笨加民薛崇恩 外号小粉红
Sex：Male
Date of Birth：5th March 1988
Time of Birth: ?? (What has it gotta do with this?)
Age：19-20
Spouse/Oath：A female Giraffe
Religion：Christian
Likes: Bling Bling Guitars
Dislikes: 伍佰 Dancing

Remarks: Can be extremely emotional at one time and yet be surprisingly calm at another. He has this thing for Giraffe which seriously freaks his friends out. Also finds a lot of things Gay for no reason. Even if obviously the song is very manly, it can become Gay while real Gay shit doesn't become Gay shit. A highly experienced person and also... strongly responsive at alcohol effect.

Pre-event: Lan
Dinner: Hawker Center Feast
Main Event: Lan
Follow up Events: Board Gaming.
Predicted Time to end: Next Morning?
Additional Elements: None. Intended to get Huimin and Kieku and Nika in... but gave up in the end.

Hokay, so it started off very hastily cause it wasn't organized by Takahina but instead someone else. For your info, anyone who has went to any Rurouni meeting more than twice will be considered part of Rurouni, so Stella became a Rurouni.

So we tried to see what Benji would like to do. He said Lan.

Alright, Lan it is. But for Lan, it is unappropriate for Stella to go cause she's totally ignorant towards such stuff unlike the guys. And on that day itself, there is a jamming session. So the whole planned up needed a lot of contingency plan.

Firstly we met up for Lan first. Cause Benjamin wanted to Lan ma so we Lan. Quite a boring event cause the place kinda sucks, the games are the same old dota and the same few players. Sam was already gone cause he went to Thailand to look for Ah Qua by the order of NS Commando Honour and Glory but no Pride.

Such events need Sam la... if not not fun.

But it didnt' matter much, cause half way through the game, Benji and me have to rush down to 4tones for jamming with EvE. YAY!!

Had real fun with original. I got so hot with it I kept boasting it.

Shouldn't have though, now I feel so stupid about it.

Anyways, during the jam, where did the rest of the guys went? They went for some R & R in Chinatown. And Stella joined up with the gang by then. The guys went for some R & R, and also some hanky panky for Benji later on la.

We joined everyone, only to realised the all of us were wearing white except for Benji. So to commemarate the event, we did a check in with the MRT Lady.



Rong with the sad looking pic. (T.T)



Takahina with the dumb dumb dumb looking pic. OMG why did I look so dumb. (X.X)



Tian Wei with the faking shyness looking pic. (>.<)



Chin Han with the confused looking pic. (?.?)



Ben and Stella... with the erm... "wtf" expression pic. (wtf.ftw) ??

Ok, all here cept for Sam. We'll continue on. He can enjoy Tom Yom Soup in Thailand.

Went over to Chinatown hawker center for dinner... Frankly quite a bad dinner la imo. The food is quite ex and not exactly very delicious. Also the variety is quite limited. CHOM CHOM was so so so much better if you ask me. But too bad, the closest place to our next destination was Chinatown le... so bo pian but to go there lor. Tourist please don't get fooled. Chinatown is not the best place to get local stuff man...

It rips you off. I mean, wtf a simple bowl of Fei Fei Wanton Mee... pirated somemore, cost you $4.50.

ZOMG.

So we just carried on with our stuff, ate and produced many more originals originating from the musicically talented us. Stella got extremely pissed, but she had no choice but to listen.

After that was the Board Games time. Idea from Ben.

Mind Cafe at Boat Quay. It's really quite a place I would recommend. I went there once with 7 flowers at the branch in Dhoby and had lots of fun playing train board game till the extent I'm the king of the trains.

So hopefully Takahina would score again.

At this place, which is a healthy family place, we initially started some very very lamed out games. Some card game involving King, Assasin, Thief, Architect, Merchant, Bishop, Warlord. Lame shit really. So we got a little bored eventually, therefore Takahina went to get some classics out.


Behold low and beyond...



Jenga. Look at the direction the finger is pointing to. Jenga.

(^o^)

And the Jenga had this version of Truth and Dare... the truth and dare was dumb. But the stacking itself was enjoyable.



Rong, "Benji, why are you looking at my John?"

Benji, "Ok ok, I'm not looking, I'm just giving you the ghostly hand."



Benji, "But just look at this Jenga, it's like I can see enlightment from it. ZOMG."

And when enlightment comes, Takahina will be the punished.



How many times do you see Takahina doing pumping in CV... not much man. So cherish this pic. Don't try to right click, save as. No use one.

After that, we switched to playing Risk. Why no more Jenga. Cause they see Takahina kena pump they happy liao. So they change.

Takahina didn't play Risk before, Stella didn't really wanna play Risk, so the whole process just went on slowly. Takahina did participate, but cause he's first time so he played but noobly. But he had lady luck Stella by his side, so whatever dice rolled would be to Takahina's advantage.

Damn good.



Just imagine, Benji is the CO, Chin Han is the S3 while Rong is the S2. All doing planning while Benji just drinks his water waiting for solution. Cannot like this right... but bo pian la, he birthday boy.

And cause he's birthday day, he received a present during a hanky panky picking while Benji and me are jamming...



I'll keep it small... so no prize for guessing what it is. But I feel every hot blooded single man should have 1 themselves.

I think Benji will kill me if he sees it. HAHAHAHAHAHA.....



After the birthday gift, Ben just went on to hug again. He's becoming like Edison man OMG...



And Stella seeing that she has no gifts for Benji, decides to be his maid and beerlady for a day. Carrying his guitar for him...




And endorsing Tiger Beer.

While looking damn happy at the same time. Poor thing.

And soon enough, we finished it off after a bit of beer talk about society and future..,, you know those emo things I talk on this blog.

And killed it off with a pic.



Just noticed Stella wasn't there though... well the maid has to take the pictures.

Stage 2 Clear!

Stage 3 and Epilogue will be up next!