The Indian Takahina 3

Hmmm, when I went to India, my only thought at first was that the only thing worth viewing there is Taj Mahal. Since it's like the only place I know about India.

Well, there is another place of attraction there, the name is called...


Fort Agra.

Don't really think I'll elaborate on the history of the place, I just know its like some damn important fortress in India whereby some son killed his father king to become king and some blah blah sheep story.

Anyways, as usual there was the great big mass of India sellers trying to sell their sexual portrait. Takahina as usual wasn't too interested. But it got me thinking that I have to buy somethings back for my Rurouni gang and friends back in Singapore. Well, I'll just have to wait till I get to some souvenir shop in a shopping center I know I'll be going later. Buy from those Kids is like encouraging Child Labour.

Spamming Photos...







Truth is Fort Agra is like... Wow! A damn big red brick building that will bring Redhill to shame. But other than that, there isn't much to talk about. However, it's indeed quite magnificent in terms of it's structure. Some of the pics also look quite scenic and almost suitable for a postcard like this...



Imagine Rapunzel... that long hair girl who can use her hair to become a rope like that, den have some idiot climb it up the tower while she yells in pain as her hair is being tugged on.

Damn pain.

Anyways, back to the pics.

We continued inside, those walls u saw just now were like the outer layer of the place, inside there's this passage way...





You know this passage way like reminds me of the passage of death ya, in ancient china those people whose gonna be executed will walk down this narrow tunnel, then some rebellious General will be on his horse and come slash slash slash and save out the prisoner.

Too much Three Kingdoms le. Not Good. But Red Cliff is good. Really.







Inside is machaim a big soccer field. You can like hold a football match with a trapezium court la. Or can play cricket since it's like their national sport.

The whole place is like a big maze, so Takahina kinda got lost.

Imagine this to be like... a game.



You enter the fort entrance.



You see a walkway of doors and stuff. Should be the bunks.

You...

1) Turn Right
2) Go Straight

You choose 1)



You see a courtyard and a building out of nowhere. Something is lurking around but you have no idea what it is. You spotted a hole out of nowhere in the middle of something.

You went to step on it... only to hear something click.

Some mechanism seems to have been activated. Your alertness is perked up now. What should you do...

1) Enter the building in front of you... and try to act like a tourist.
2) Retreat from the place and act like a pussy.

You decided to do 1)



"That's all?" You acclaimed.

"I thought there will be like some sort of monsters appearing... but no.. Bah." All you see is like... an even bigger courtyard. Well, you choose to carry on.



You decide to get on and you reached a side of the building. Nothing much though except for some scenic stuff like



You then decide to explore a little bit more. That click sound must have meant something!



You looked...



and you looked.

Nothing.

All of a sudden, some little coutish sound roared at you. Stunned, you immediately turned your attention to a tree. Finally, your first battle!



Chipmonk

Type: Mammal
Lvl: 1
HP: 1
MP: Not applicable
Strength: A peanut's worth
Defense: 0.1N
Speed: Godlike

You tried to attack it. You miss!

The Chipmonk ran away. It looks like it's preparing to look for bandmates and Alvin!

You then...

1) Chase after the Chipmonk
2) Let the chipmonk Acapella at you and die!

You chose to chase naturally.

The chase of the singing chipmonk eventually bought to an eden like place...





The chipmonk then scurried off. You can't believe at how blind you can be by not noticing the green field below you.

Feeling rather stupid. You then moved a whole big round to the entrance of the corridor.



Woah. You can't believe your eyes at the amount of holes the chipmonks can chew off. That's damn bad.

Moving out, you see some strange looking structure.



You feel handsome all of a sudden and decide to take a picture.



You then approached the strange building, but then to no avail. The building is there for Pai Sui nia.

You felt disappointed. All the walking and sweating and all you gained is just 1 Exp from the chipmonk who gave it to you out of charity.

You tried to resume your way back... but then something seemed very very strange.



The entrance seems to have rotated itself. You feel annoyed. That must be the effect of the Click!



You stuck right now... so what can you do? Go to middle of nowhere and LOL.



Little did you know, the monkey is thinking, "He's gonna be what I'm evolving into? No wonder there are both monkey and humans around at the same time."

Anyways, you continue to wonder about





Still going nowhere.



Ok, at least you reached somewhere. And eventually reached the corridor where you turned right. Now you decide to go straight.



You feel like you came here before. But wat the heck.

Then you suddenly see something..



A well out of nowhere??

You decided to look inside...



The well has patterns. Very de special. However, you feel danger. BEHIND YOU!



"THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

You can't believe it... slowly you felt into the well and became unconscious.

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You see 2 figures looking at you... and you said,

"Hello god."

You realised you're back into civilisation... but it doesn't really look like civilisation...



Reality doesn't allow things like this.



This is like a monster buggy.

Anyways, you look around feeling stunned.

And you turned around to see someone...







Indian man eating curry in delux paint pills looked at you. And he said.

"Wtf?"


That's all folks!

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Hmmmm kinda the end of pics ba hahaha. I expended all the pics le. Tks to Rue and Edwin for the pictures.

Hmmmm... India is over... what to do next?

But anyways, the India trip has been... an enriching one? Albeit a little time-wasting of my life.

And I won't go again... most likely.

Most likely.

The Indian Takahina 2

What does this pic reminds u off?



him?

Welcome to India Taj Mahal everyone.

Anyways, after the 16 days army trip, we went off for our R & R. And naturally the MUST go place will be Taj Mahal. After all one of the primary objective for Takahina in India is to touch mahal.



The coach ride along the way is highly exhaustive. In a sense that you sit 6 hours in a coach and feel helpless at whatever is happening in the area.



Some "scenic" shots here and there. It's quite appealing to observe the way they live their life. You won't know either it's sad because it's very poor and full of hardship, or just simply slack and carefree with no stress.



But anyways, I feel like a celebrity there. It's like everyone along the streets will look at you as if they have never seen a freaking yellow skin coupled with black hair.

Or maybe they see business.

Anyways, some incident happened along the way.

One of our coaches hit one of the cyclist along the way. From the first day I stepped in India I know traffic accidents die die will happen. It's like the auntie attitude I mentioned before. They never let you pass. They will horn as if there's no tomorrow and horning is like saying.

"hi"

It's really WTF. I thought I've seen bad in Hainan Island China. India is shittier. This proves why Chun Li in Street Fighter is much better developed than Dhalsim.

So the coach knocked this cyclist. The windscreen instantly cracked and you can see the creepy cracklines flowing down the whole front panel. Damn freaky. The driver went down to check on that Indian guy while the rest of the village, just rushed over to the scene machiam The Rock just laid the smack down on a person.

Takahina was in another coach. Only seeing the locals around having either excited faces or worried faces. The excited faces takes 90%.

Anyway, some of the people in that incidental coach went down for a smoking break. The scene they saw is as such:

"The guy was lying down with blood spilled and flowing all over the ground. His mouth seems to be oozing blood out. And naturally he's unconscious."

Or some thing similar to it.

The bus driver then seeing the situation, immediately called EVERYONE back to their coaches. Rushing them and stuff. And we drove off.

Hit and run.

After all, 1.1 Billion population with more than 1/4 of them being unrecognized or can't be bothered by the government. Deplorable. Die 1 more guy doesn't make a difference la hor. I mean that dead guy would do better achievement by quarreling with Ah Beng of Singapore and having some great speech happening in Singapore.

Anyways, soon after around 4+ we reached the legendary Taj Mahal.



See the crowd. Along the pathway up to Taj Mahal, there was like paddlers promoting their stuff.

"Taj Mahal keychain, only 100 rupees"
"Nice bracelet and chains, 200 rupees."
"Kamasutra, 150 rupees."

One of my friends responded to the Kamasutra.

"Got DVD one??"

The walk there was like constant pestering whore. It's like worse than Bush trying to get votes for another presidency. Irritating. Then some of the paddlers are like fucking small kids.



The whole way in consist of a few archways. First is like a road down this certain garden which was now full of camel shit and paddlers. After that you'll reach this gateway where only those who paid can enter. Then slowly you'll walk to this certain mini Taj Mahal which is in redhill colours.















The Mini Taj.



And it expanded itself.

Anyways, we reached the straight center of the place and you'll see it's like a symetrical stand alone by itself. Machaim a mini taj la. The patterns and everything you see on the structure is a direct symetrical wonder by itself. Engineering wise and designing wise, it's magic.



Anyway, past this small taj and...



The real deal appears. With a building of such a big scale it's freaking difficult to get a perfect shot of it. But then you can see the majestic of the place. It's big. It's white.

Anyways, my friends and I began goofing around...



Center guy is Edwin, right side is Rue and left is yours truly.



The Sexy Takahina.



Look at Takahina holding Taj Mahal.



More pics of Taj Mahal. Getting bored?

We reached the building soon after and noticed something. We need to take off our shoes, or we can place a cloth covering over our shoes. Most of the locals did the former.



I love their sense of humour.

Slowly we walked up and finally..



Mission Objective Achieved! Touched Mahal!

We later started walking in the place. It's not really allowed to take photo so you'll just be reading more stuff by Takahina.

The inside is some sort like a Holy Grail thingy, with a cage in and 2 coffins in it. Read on Taj Mahal history and you'll know one is a Queen, the other... should be the King if I never remember wrongly. But anyways, the place inside is completely holy and dark. But still it's like symetrical everywhere. Really just symetrical, even the cage itself and the positions of the coffins.

Don't know who the fuck planned it. But he must be good at geographics. And he orgasm to symetrical stuff.

I walked around a little... then eventually reached like the backyard of the place.







The 2 pics below is like the view from Taj Mahal. It's quite nice really.. but it was a little destroyed with that smell lurking constantly in the air.



Try to read it. Even the words engraved on the Gate frame is symetrical. DAMN GAY.

Hmmm... den just moved around with photos and slow walk around the area while the locals will be pushing us around. Sad to say they really don't seem to have manners, I mean, it's like their culture don't really regard such as a culture, it doesn't seem offensive to them but it does to us. So yeah...



A pic of the Mini Taj. Look at the fountain. You always see in the postcards they were like on and flowing around or something. GUESS WHAT?!?! NOOOO... It's mosquito breeding ground!

Aedes Mosquitos rock on.

Hokay... it's time to leave so we were on our way out. Here's the fun thing.

"Sir sir, Taj Mahal Keychains, 200 Rupees, 200 Rupees!! For 12, good buy good buy."

Takahina decided... it's time to do some flirting.

"How much u say?"

"200 Rupees Sir, 200.."

"No no, 100 Rupees."

"Ok ok, Sir, 100 Rupees..."

Wow, he's damn casual with the price. I need to flirt somemore. Takahina just continued walking down the street not saying anything, but just smiling and shaking my head.

:)

"Ok sir ok, 50 Rupees, 50 Rupees!!"

Takahina still diam diam. Slowly he's reaching the entrance gate.

"Ok sir, 25 Rupees, Sir please 25 Rupees."

Hmmm... Takahina decided to patronise him.

"Ok, 10, 10 Rupees I buy."

"Ok sir no problem, 10."

As I took out 10 Rupees... he said something.

"Sir, 10 Singapore Dollars sir."

Pissed off, I staggered off to my bus.

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The last Indian Takahina, The Indian Takahina 3 next!!