Crapper's last words Part 2 - Immature Singaporean

Have you guys notice that most thingys done by Singaporeans have several features?

1. Blogs with very small words with very colourful background adding no help to the contents.

2. They like to WrItE lIkE tHiS and still it does not help in adding contents or extra meaning.

3. Squeezing you like a piece of shit when you in some countdown or autograph session or something like that.

4. Complain that they are going out with their lover and don't know what colour their panties should be. (Common problem among girls. Boys don't give a fuck. Might as well don't wear. Make things later much more simpler and fast-moving.)

5. Whine over the fact that you're constantly getting killed in Counter Strike and complaining like some fuckanathans so loudly that the whole LAN shop can hear.

6. Boast of your girlfriend's pic all over to other friends... or even some acquaintance. Do note that acquaintance is different from friends.

7. Saying of how large your dick is or the largest size prove of a man your tut spot has swallowed. (You can find some of these evidence in Friendster. Reality is scary)

Ok, I can't think of more now, but everyone has their share of immaturity. Even me! Yup, even me. I know you readers find it hard to believe right? ^_-

People in background: We find it hard to believe you had not done those you mentioned above.

Ok ok... I did my fair share of boasting some neoprints with another girl to my buddies. And I shall tell you all to not ask me on who that girl is. Cause I will not answer, only give hints. Yeah, I'm kaobeiing now that I have these neoprints, what bui song ar?!

Now the thing is most of these acts may not be of much importance to others. Doesn't affect them much as well. However, it's an act of courtesy and consideration on your part. I mean, you don't go around squeezing people in an autograph session do you? And you don't go and shout, "Oi, oi oi oi oi! Stop killing me lah!! Don't bomb me lah! Pek chiek u know! Kenina!" in a Lan Shop. It's bloody irritating.

Immaturity is never a fault. But it's an act of how dumb and senseless you can be. WrItE lIkE tHiS, wHaT iN tHe BlOoDy WoRlD cAn YoU aChIeVe?! Damn it, i spent thrice as much time wasting my intelligence on it. The time taken you write like that, i can write out "knnbccb" 20 times.

Of course, I've seen a girl, teenage. Able to write LiKe ThIs at lightning speed. I even suspect she can TyPe FaStEr like this than writing normally like this. So imagine she's writing some compo on a computer.

"OnE bRiGhT sHiNy DaY, mY fAtHeR fUcKeD mY mOtHeR... bLaH bLaH bLaH..."

And she handed it over to her english teacher.

English Teacher, "WtF is this?!"

When the girl receives that compo. She fails it despite having a vivid and outstanding story. Reason?

"Grammer fail. You need more tutoring of basic capitalling of words. Capital letters should be written for the first letter of the first word of a sentence. Not throughout with big small big small like some baby."

Hear that? You people? So stop. It's only of show of how immature you are and no, it doesn't make you hip and impressive. Writing words like those shown below will then show people of being impressive...

"This personal lubricating factor of mine provides no liberty or any form of realitism and what it only presents is just a rather impromptu and inefficient visual perspective of the true differentiating system for both mentally and physically in the grey area of feminity and masculinity."

What is this personal lubricating factor of mine? Answer the question and you stand to win a prize!

People in Background: Show off.

Shut up lah. Anyway, get my point?

As i stated above, it's not wrong to be immature. Just remember not to be inconsiderate. Writing in ThIs FoRm may not be inconsiderate to others, it only shows of your dumbness. However, some other form of inconsideration is bad.

You know how young people like to go to countdown events or so? Why is it that some males despite not being party animal likes to go to such events?

They are perverts! Just like me! But let me state first they I don't do such things. My form of pervertness is much more mature.

They like to go such events, cause it's squeezy. I'm sure the clever you would know why they like to squeeze. Cause they can squeeze. Girls going to such will get taken liberties till the stage whereby they won't know it's who. Or they can't care too much anymore. Call me traditional, but i don't allow my gf to get touched all over. Not that i have any. I'm still an eligible man. Love me. So girls, think again before you're allowed to get squeezed.

Also, one more thing. Bloggers should never, never ever make your readers get pek chiek. You want people to write your blog, you don't be some immature idiots putting a large large background of some cutesy character and then what you read in only a small little box.

People in Background: Those are Tagboards lah. Sua ku lah u.

Fuck u PIB, I'm not. Go check around and you can find people writting like that. You have to squirm your eyes to check out what you're writting. People, do realise that blog is for reading, not for appreciating abstract art.

Frankly, there are just too many examples of immaturity happening in all of life. We do them too as well. But whether what we do does any form of irritance or inconsiderate actions to others. That is the more important factor to comprehend.

Immaturity is not a fault. Inconsiderate is.

Learn that Singaporeans. That includes me as well.