Crapper's last words Part 3 - The issue of Love.

Ok, this is the last part of the brilliant Crapper's series, you guys must have been awaiting for this moment haven't you?

Anyway, this issue is of one very popular topic among youngsters (which I dunno why is it popular), Love...

As past readers would know, Crapper has diagnosed a theory named ficmen theory. It focuses mostly on the attitude of love from various people and the ways on doing it. I'm not gonna disgress it here, i'm sick of relating the ficmen theory around to people and in the end they don't understand a shit i'm talking about.

Anyway just remember ficmen theory has 3 main concepts:

1. Beauty is in the eyes of a beholder

2. Friendliness doesn't equal to signs of attraction

3. No matter how unwilling you are to admit the fact, it is true that both guys and girls do appreciate the attention of the opposite sex. Ok, stop shaking your heads girls, it's true!! And you know it deep in your heart!!

4. People are fickle. You see one, you get one, you'll crave another. It's just natural... at least for the guys. Ok, a little too negative on this one.

For 1st law, I dun think i need to elaborate further, different guys love different girls and vice versa. So it's not unnatural for fat people to get loved. Fat people like me... hopefully... at least take it like u're doing charity will ya?

For 2nd law, people must realise that a girl at times may be very friendly and open to you, doing actions like taking neoprints picture with you or even having some intimate moments, but do realise, that does not equal to love. People are fickle and relating to the 3rd law, they just want your attention, but when it cuts to the end, they don't love you at all. They just treat you as a buddy. Cruel... but it's reality...

For 3rd law, I guess it's only human nature which can answer this. No matter what when it reaches a period of your life, you will just crave for it. You can call that the "despo" period. But regardlessly, you will just wish there will be at least one of the opposite sex to give you attention, you may not realise it... but when you're walking down the streets or shopping centres, you see cute guys with great bod or pretty girls wearing rather seductive clothing and a cute face. Ask yourself one thing... you feel irritated? you feel disgusted? you feel uneasy? Or whatever strange feelings you sense, that is an evidence to it. Unknowingly or unwittingly, it'll appear.

For 4th law, not only girls are fickle. Guys are as well. When i mean fickle, i'm refering to case of relationships. But it depends on how strong your determination and your self conscious is. If you have strong discipline and responsibility, it won't be a problem. But if you're not... i think you know yourself.

Ok, get over with the ficmen theory, I'll just go about crapping my shit.

I've been somewhat... played with in the game of love i think. Throughout my life all i've seen are mostly pessimistic and negative relationship. There are very very few examples in which i've seen a happy and eternal relationship... But I guess, that's the trend with youngsters nowaday maybe?

... I sound very old do i?

People in Background: Ya u do.

Old people are filled with experience, love them. Anyway, I see so many cases of love life... and i find them immature and neverlasting. Hate me all you want, but I feel a true case of love being more sacred than just going out on dates everyday and watching movies, those are just the process which are overclaimed and overexposed in shows. Why not change a date to being when we go out and jam our ass off or we stay at home and study or even better! Go to each other's house and cook up meals for each other? My dream girl is someone who can cook meals for my family and the girl to prepare the meal in harmony with my mom. Yay.

Anyway, I'm thinking too much, what girls like to cook now are just chocolate cakes and brownies. Sweet sweet stuff anyway. When have you ever seen a girl cooked up fried rice for you???? Very rare i tell you. I even suspect most girls now can't chump up a proper Fried Rice.

I'm going off topic... Anyway, love should not be just for a show or something to boast off to your friends. Why is it that i see so many of such cases? Cause of this thing called infatuation.

Relating to the 2nd and 3rd law of ficmen. Imagine you're a guy and a girl goes out with you, going shopping and taking photos. The girl is cute and someone popular, after she does this, will you have some funny feelings that maybe she likes you???

Reality sucks and unfortunately i'm a realist so i'm gonna shoot more of the reality sux shit back to you. Girl going out with u, taking intimate pics with you, those are not signs of attraction. Guy willing to go shopping with you, showing extra attention or sending you home, those are not signs of attraction. But sadly, it's these signs of attraction which will create into a scene of infatuation and in the end....

Guy sms girl: I like you

Girl sms guy: I kinda like you too

Guy sms girl: Hmmm... Can i be ur boyfriend?

Girl sms guy: Hmmm... ok...

And VOILA! There you have it, a typical case of infatuation causing into a serious relationship trouble. And soon enough...after 4 weeks...

Guy sms girl: ... I want to break up with you...

Girl sms guy: ... Ok lor! Who likes to be with you you fucker! Your dick can't even stand straight!

Guy sms girl: oh yea?! And your tits looks like a pair of papayas hanging loosely! Cheebye!

After soon enough, they will have sex as they keep on hurling sexual abuses at each other and getting excited.

Ok, enough of my pervertness, but have you readers get a somewhat idea of what i wanna say?

People now care more of Cen Jing Yong You instead of Tian Chang Di Jiu, and i despise that thought. Why go around hurting people's hurt by breaking up with them if you aren't show of your feelings in the first place? Love doesn't form all of a sudden and it'll only form gradually. Even lasting relationship which form out of infatuation is due to people getting to know more about each other through having a relationship and that infatuation turning into love. But do realise, IT'S NOT ALWAYS TRUE TO THINK INFATUATION WILL BECOME LOVE! That is just an optimistic view and I'm a pessimist.

So do remember, don't anyhow get into a relationship unless you're true and certain of your love. And DIFFERENTIATE between infatuation and love, it's very very different. Also, make sure you remember of your fickle nature.

Also, do take note that break ups do happen. When it does, don't come running to me saying how depressed you are, i'll just scold you for not making the correct choice in the first place.

If you wanna go long pia or jump off a building. I advice you to choose a more silent death, give those HDB cleaners a break and don't make a mess of their work. If you have the courage to die, why won't you have the courage to accept the break up?

That's all Crapper has to say. This is the last of Crapper's post and I assume alot of people will be totally delighted at hearing it. But don't worry, the True Takahina is here.