Desponess.

Frankly... really ar, i really no linggan at all. It's 4.58pm on Sunday, my house flat is having a malay wedding below and a chinese funeral in the block beside. So, it's a fucking din right now. You can hear unknown malay singers singing malay songs which can go zao sia and also you can hear monks and cds playing the amitabha chant off at a loud volume.

Sibei Sian.

But since Junwei and Samuel are urging my to write Takahina's, i shall write. But still i'm sibei sian. By right there should be a blog yesterday night, but then hor my computer went beep x 10 to the power of infinity, so all i can do is to go romancing on my ps2.

Haiz, so what happens when you have a lot of music with different frequency and playing around your flat and what happens when you have no linggan but you should write to keep up on the readerability of your blog?

You write post on things which either...

1. Happened in your life lately
2. Write on issues that have been voiced out by the public.

I tried writing on the Taiwan Parliament once on their humourous act of removing the president's portrait in the parliament house. Was tedious enough. So, i shall just write on one of the easiest topic to write and surely one of the more overrated topic in the world and life, love.

yay

Lately, one of my friends has gotten himself a girlfriend! Congratulations to him and wow to me as i'm stunned when i contacted him one day only to know that he has a girlfriend within the time span of like.... 4 days? Haiz... different people have different fate... haiz...

And quite alot of ppl i know have bf or gf near them. They can summon their gf to produce outstanding power and then hold the "select" button "e" button and then spam the "square" or "f" button to boast it's powers to 250 then the released power will be damn strong they it will cause 9999 damage or up to 35069 damage if their gf is an Eden, however there can only be 1 Eden. But of course, they can just use Lionheart or use catnip to create even more siao siao damage.

Ok, i'm getting mad. Anyway, back to bf and gf (not guardian force). You people see my nick? Let me proceed on to some Japanese language course. Broken Japanese of course. I dun wanna write on love liao. sian.

....

A side note, Mitsubishi, Toyota and alot others, they are just car names in Japanese. Nothing else. You can rarely find someone named Mr. Toyota in Japan, you can find Mitsubishi though. Imagine if such both persons comes to Singapore.

Mr Toyota has broken english which is lousier than the average aunties u see in singapore (talking to car salesman who is conveniently named Mitsubishi who doesn't have much better english): Oi, where is my Mitsubishi.

Mitsubishi: Here I am. What is it?

Toyota: I Toyota want Mitsubishi

Mitsubishi: I Mitsubishi lah, u want Toyota ar?

Toyota: No lah, Toyota want Mitsubishi

M: Ok, i'll get u a Toyota

T: No lah, Toyota useless, cannot ride Mitsubishi properly

M: Why would you wanna ride Mitsubishi?! I'm a guy, not a gay!

T: Toyota is for gays. So i wanna ride Mitsubishi

M: NO U CAN'T RIDE ME. IF NOT I CALL MATA.

T: Mitsubishi for guy tts why i ride. Toyota not guys'.

M: Mata!!!! (Mata means police in malay, but means wait in japanese)

T: Ok, i mata.

M: OMG, U ARE MATA? SINGAPORE MATA ARE ALL GAYS!?

Mata: Wat! I NOT GAY U STUPID GAY!

T: Singaporeans all gays? OMG! SCARY! ALL RIDE MITSUBISHI ONE AR?!

M: No Singaporeans don't ride me!! ESP U MATA!

Mata: MITSUBISHI, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR SLANDERING

T: NO DUN STEAL MY MITSUBISHI U MATA!

M: I'M NOT YOURS!! DUN CALL ME YOURS!!!

Mata: Come with me too you stupid Gay, your crime is Sodomy!

T: DEN TELL ME U JAIL MY MITSUBISHI FOR WAT!

M: WHEN AM I YOURS!!???

Chaos soon ensured in the area due to Toyota and Mitsubishi having issues against gay but would caught to jail as they are thought to be gay. Life is so unfair... haiz...

Anyway, that guy who gained himself a new gf he asked me how to say "can you be my girfriend?" in japanese in the middle of the night at 1.35 am. Had I known, i would have said...

"Kimi wa baka desu ka?! Kimi no koto ga watashi dai kirai da! Shin de Kudasai!!"

It will mean

"Are you an idiot?! Concerning you I hate you alot! Please go and die!!"

I'm so evil. But then, i never write this to him lah.... (Jokin nia lah.)

Then another day, someone sent this to me...

Saekochan cho--- Kawaii(><)v teka,Singapore ni sunderu ndesukaaaa?? jibun mo Singapore no inter kayotteruYO!!! yokattara touroku shite hoshii nya- ww This is an example of bastardized Japanese which i cannot understand at all. But, one look and you can know it's from a girl. I have her picture anyway. She looks cute. However... nobody can look more prettier than...



Hmmm, that guy shouldn't be there... let me do some changes...



Ah... it looks....... worse. AH FUCK IT, DUN CARE LIAO! WHY IS IT THAT PPL AROUND ME ARE GETTING GF AND BF WHILE I'M STILL SINGLE DOING PERVERTED THINGS LIKE FIXING MY DEPLORABLE FACE ON A MAGAZINE!!! KENASAI AR!!!!!!!!!


LAUGH U PPL
LAUGH AT MY MUSHROOM HEADED FACE WITH A LOOK OF DUMBNESS AND ETERNAL IDIOCY THAT NOBODY CAN EVER MEET!

Kenasai

I need a girlfriend.

But if i keep writing like this

I no need to get girlfriend liao.