Wah, Die liao lor!

Hmmmm, after a fsking long time of not posting, (actually i only missed one post which is last week) due to the fucking computer problem which always goes...

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Notice the "eees", those are a side sound effect which is emitted after i switch on my computer for at least 30 seconds. The beeps go at a very high frequency which is around... 3 hertz i think. Deplorable computer indeed, but it still is able to work after that week, so rejoice. I know you guys missed me...

Some of my friends said that my blog is frequently rather well visited by other bloggers or so. I'm feeling sceptical by their words you know. They may be saying it just to flatter the great Takahina... which is yours truly... me. Ok ok, let me stop sprounting on my own genius...

(You guys know i'm jus joking.)

Anyway, this week is what they said "dying" week. Because? The first JC exams are here after since the last memorable battle of the O's whereby many people either perished or emerged annoying victorious. You know why i said annoying? Cause I normally hate victorious people as I'm someone who always don't strike as victorious. Anyway though I'm rather elated at my O's... >_<

People in background: So you hate yourself lah.

You can say that. My reason for hating victorious people is because I always lose to the idiot computer players in Starcraft, fuck them man. I die die must use "Show me the money" then can win. Knn, it only proves of how weak and a cheat i am in such Strategy Games. Even though I boast to my peers that "Wah, Starcraft I expert one, i completed the campaign with all by myself sia!"

Just that I done it with "Show Me The Money" and "Black Sheep Wall" ALL HAIL CHEAT CODES!

Anyway, the exams struck me as well, my initial thought is oso, "Wah! Die Liao Lor!" However, the only thing that won't die for me is Chinese, cause i love it! DA JIA LAI AI HUA YU! And with Singapore current standard of Chinese, Ang Moh's will find Singapore's standard of chinese just like toilet bowls in some schools, substandard and when u flush, the shit and excreta may flow out from the bottom of the bowl. Also, when u sit on it you can't help but worry bout your buttcheeks getting impressively dirty!

So thats why, with my standard of chinese, the exams are confirmed of no worry.

People in Background: Wa lao! Sibei hao lian leh!

That's me.

Anyway, i go to exams with a strangely relaxed heart. Maybe that's how one will feel when he is going to die, Shi Si Ru Gui you know? So to say, I'm actually not that stressed. Probably another factor is because i know this test will only contribute 10% to promos, thus i despise it. Regardlessly, I did study for it but at a very medicre rate.

But then hor, many people besides me whom is going to take similar exams, they all like to say one thing. "Wah, Die liao lor!"

Excuse me, u fail in exams, you won't die. Unless you irritate me enough to make me kill you, and normally i'll only kill people who pass exams cause I hate arrogant victorious people. Yay.

Anyway, they all say die liao lor, while i'm at another side saying, "wah, sibei shiok, left with 1 paper nia. yay"

Lookie here, if you find the paper really tough, you don't say you die liao, you say you are going to fail the paper horribly and when that happens, you're gonna go jump from your school and cause an eternal school horror story that will be a legend floating in the school. Hopefully you who sacrifice yourself will make the school papers easier as School will be scared of any more ghost haunting them.

"Wo Hen arrr....~~~~~~~"

yay

Wa lao, I wrote alot of crap! LET ME GO BACK TO WHAT IS TODAY'S ACTUAL THEME.

I'm wondering, "Wah Die Liao Lor" means that the paper is fucking tough and you can actually go long pia cause it's a confirmed fail. However, I don't find some of the papers real tough at all, unless you guys totally never study den i nothing to say lah.

But den, i find WDLL "Wah Die Liao Lor" too overused. When i'm in school during the exams i can hear like 4 totally unrelated people speaking of exactly the same phrase in the exact happy tone. Wah, die liao still can so happy, I salute sia. And you must know to earn the salute from Takahina is real difficult, so u people can die in peace lah.

In exams, it's natural to speak of such, but i mean if you really find the paper WDLL then would you sound so happy? It's hypocrite in it's purest form i tell you! OK lah, actually i got say also. >_<

People, use your senses and think sensibly to the standard of the papers. Does it actually warrant a death sentence? No i don't think so. Instead i find it rather doable. Why will WDLL come out is because of ourselves not studying enough. However, how much is enough? That is when you feel satisfied with your learning, but will people ever get satisfied? Hmmmm, don't think so.

All acting is just the word, "laziness". Who can deny that if they are not studying and spending time chionging the drums in Century Square at 10.30 at night (That's me) is not being lazy? So who can we blame? ourselves. But then, why is it at the end you moan in regret with a happy tone? No you're not sexually excited but it is that you don't really care bout the results as you know, even if you study you will fail.

Most have such opinions, they procrastinate till the fact that there is only 1 week left to mug....

OH SPEAKING OF MUG! Let me properly and CLEARLY EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF MUG!!! I GOT SO PISSED OFF WITH LOCAL STUDENTS TERM OF USING MUG, EVEN SOME TEACHERS USE IT. PROVING OF HOW BAD SINGAPORE ENGLISH IS.

Mug has few meanings,

1. A large cup with straight sides used for drinking tea, coffee etc.
2. to attack someone and rob them in a public place.
3. to make silly expressions with your face or behave in a silly way, especially in a photograph or a play.

Meaning taken from Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English, I always love it.

There is no meaning for mug as hard term studying. The word for hard study is...

MUG UP.

Yup, get that correct boys and girls. Mug Up, not fucked up, is the correct way of saying it. So when u're saying "i need to mug." It means you wanna either do 2. or 3.

And one more thing, i always hear, "WA! U MUGGER!" they take it as a meaning of someone who studies hard. But no no, it's...

Someone who attacks people and robs them in a public place!

Or "hey let's go mugging" that means...

An attack on someone in which they are robbed in a public place.

WA SIAO LIAO, DEN ALOT OF PEOPLE I KNOW ARE MUGGERS! KNN, MUS PROTECT MYSELF!

Get that clear ok? Dunno which stupid dumbass started using this term mug. He should be sentenced to death for trying to pollute Singapore's system of english along with Phua Chu Kang. Oh ya, strangely I notice active Final Fantasy players don't use the term mug because there's a skill in it called Mug. ALL HAIL FINAL FANTASY FOR MAKING OUR ENGLISH BETTER! That game deserves a commendable award from Lee Kuan Yew for it improves our english. Yay!

Ok, side tracked too much. let's go back.

Most people procrastinate till the last week den they mug up (NOTICE THE WORD UP!). Frankly by that time you can go long pia because more than 50% you will go WDLL. That is laziness.

But then, why do i get pissed off by WDLL, is because of the attitude in which they say it. They say it like it's some very fun business. You fail your exams and yet you seem to feel happy. I mean, you know u fail u shld go chiong study more or at least have an ampathetic attitude first before chiong mah. But then those WDLL people dun act in this way, and some of u even go comparing your answers even though u WDLL. U jus think, if you going to fail why even bother go check answers since it'll be wrong? Will you go get the correct answers and then ponder on it with the question paper or will u jus forget bout it. What's more amazing is that 2 people of WDLL can go comparing answers with each other whereby there is totally no use to it.

2 people comparing 2 wrong answers and then argue on whose's correct. Wow, no wonder they say great minds think alike.

Anyway, I'm oso WDLL. But then at least i won't go and kao bei on how WDLL i will be. At least i'm confident of my maths and chinese to have at least a pass. And i don't find the paper difficult, just we didn't prepare sufficiently.