The Unlucky Takahina

Kinda sian, exam coming, gig coming... a lot of shit to be done yet Takahina has no time for it. The other worse thing is...

WHY HASN'T MY MATSU TAKAKO NEW ALBUM ARRIVED YET?!!!!



Takako sama... dun make me wait anymore... I miss u too much... this is torture... ah........



Why do u look so indifferent... :'(

THIS IS FUCKING HELL TORTURE... EVERYDAY GO YOUTUBE, PLAY AKARI NO TOMARU HOE... then ask HMV, got or not, they will say...

NO, NOW FUCK OFF U FREAK OF NATURE!

haiz...

I tell u, under such circumstances what will happen.

1. Depressed Takahina will go buy the imported version, $73.
2. Wait for 3 weeks, finally imported. Go buy it.
3. Next week go visit Sembawang. The $20 taiwan version comes with an extra song in it.

If that happens, there will be another blog post of The Unlucky Takahina 2.

Then also, something else happened.

On friday, the sun is shining brightly and everything looks well. Mr Woot san, aka Yiren comes along with a ball. 30mins in Takahina's break time.

Everytime is ok for a game of basketball.

So Takahina went for it, happily. To remind Takahina of the GP lesson at 11.30am, Takahina set an alarm on his handphone, in good will of the GP lesson.

As it ended, due to Takahina's handphone having frequent emo moments, it blackout on me. Sweated and highly steamy that time, Takahina was freaked off and heck care the fucking piece of technology. Bad Move.

During GP lesson, the snoozed alarm rang. Takahina fucked up liao, go and switch the phone off. But to no avail. Cause firstly, the phone is still in it's emo moment, and the snooze function is still not off.

Lydia possibly having a little pms session, went ahead and confiscated my phone and had the intention of being super-responsible by telling my civic tutor. K, my accidental mistake. Go ahead then. U can fuck the phone if u like anyway, it's emoness is getting on my nerves.

Soon after, Adam, another guy in my class, his hp rang. Oh... GG. But lucky for me, i'm not alone. I can be Eve if u want to. We can create a whole new world together.

Then after that, both of us confronted Ah Tan.

"Ah, can return phone?"

"NO, DUN FUCK WITH ME CHEEBYE, GET LOST!"

K, it's fake. I repeat, she didn't say that.

Anyway, she soon after did return Takahina his phone. And knowing another class is coming in, she shooed us off. Quickly and hastily, Takahina took his bag and left. When Takahina got back home... he realised one thing.

...

I didn't pack my bag.

My pencil box is gone.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..............

And so, Takahina hijacked his brother's room and stifled out the long hidden pencil box in it.

Soon after, Takahina den realised another thing.

"Oh fuck, tmr have to go to school. For being audience and not to let the price takers malu."

Wah.. sian cheesebun...

Then Takahina felt that he should compose himself. Let's go play some FFX-2.

And Takahina sits in front of his tv, wanting to play it.

"Let's make Rin the culprit this time." --> Game plot.

Well, to do that one have to do something to set up the plot early in the game. Takahina did all of it. Only to realise one thing...

Shinra never put any commsphere in that area, thus making the whole event, invalid.

WTF!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Takahina can only resort in making the chocobo eater the culprit, that is so sian.

Haiz...

Then my disciple just told me that he is gonna have a gf. That seems cool. He talks until it's so simple to get a gf. Haiz...

Doesn't he understand, the age of Takahina is the age whereby he has remained single?

So Takahina did a little theory in how to make urself attractive.

1. U must be unique, if not significant.

--> Takahina isn't really unique, he's just a normal student. The only un-uniqueness is that Takahina scorns most mainstream shit. And the only significant is that Takahina is a piece of lard who can move. That's all.

2. U cannot be fat. Normally thin people are much more easily approached than fat. Cause fat people generally appear to be lazy, oily, stupid.

--> That is so not Takahina, but as Takahina is fat, he gets tied down with all this shit.



This picture showed few things.

Takahina is too lazy to create a better speech balloon effect. Takahina has oily face. Takahina is too stupid to use a photoshop.

Freak man...

Life sucks.

The only consolation is during Saturday, when Jude, one of my band members said somebody wants to poach me into a Visual K... or Poser Band as Desmond Chan said it. It proves of my ability as a drummer is at least somewhat recognised.

And that I'm good in making people in trouble. Soon enough, the SG Jrock people will flame u des chan.

Har har har har har....