The sell out Takahina

Are you wondering why Takahina is not updating?

Are you wondering why Takahina is having low standard post recently?

Are you wondering why Takahina is not having more photos in his blog?

Cause I'm beginning to be a sell out. Just imagine, what if The True Takahina becomes a sell out and began to blog like those ordinary bloggers out there with sianzzzzzzzzz..... yoooooozzzzzzzz..... "Today played badminton, damn shiok!"...... kinda chiiinaa post.

Horrendous right?

But, bo pian.

Let me tell you what happened lately la.

My Ma tio mosquito bite, then the blood from the mosquito flowed into the system and thus destroyed the cells inside, so to say plainly, dengue fever la. Damn sian man. So Takahina went to hospital lately, and got damn tired. But then, in the process hor, Takahina gained inspiration for new novel ideas la. But then, NLT not finished, so won't continue.

Another thign that happened.

Lately hor, my ma and pa got very irritating. They see me, will ask me,

"GOT READ NEWSPAPER OR NOT?"
"GOT STUDY OR NOT?"
"I DON'T SEE YOU STUDYING LEH!?"

Hello... ok la, at times i don't read newspaper but then lately the main news is just on Isreal and the dumbass attack on some fed up country in the mid east. I don't get it man, they are so poor and have shitified life, yet they attack each other like siao. I suspect they discriminate each other from the smell of each other, just like animals like lions and all.

Animals spray their urine around trees and plants to plant their territory la, then anything which obstruct or enter their region they just chiong la.

Isreal spray their bullets around countries and mid east areas to mark their territory la, then anything which smell or steal their oil in their region they just chiong la.

Ok la, maybe i'm not informed enough, I don't even know why they are attacking. Cause of this private?? whatever man. Who cares, they can just exchange their PMs privates to each other or milk oil from the fat people in their country, who cares. I don't read war shit. War shit is for people who can't get enough of CS and likes shit flying about. Just imagine, if all the bullets in the world is made of shit... the world would be a so much better place. And Takahina will be a rare commodity cause I have damn lots of shit.

These people, should just get a copy of hentai, and jerk themselves off to get rid of that testorones or whatever gene in them. Who says porn is harmful, I say it's damn beneficial and the government should make it compulsory for every person to have a copy of porn in their house. Then give funds to further enhance the porn industry to any willing woman willing to be whorestars like Tammy, just think about the possibilities, more profits, more income!! You want to wonder why did Japan have a gradual improvement in their economy?? ALL THANKS TO THE PORN INDUSTRY!! And the best thing is, THE DEMAND NEVER FALLS! The young wants to learn about sex, the middle wants to watch better girls than their wife, the old need to try to gain back their libido, THERE IS DEMAND FROM ALL AGE GROUP! Then consider, Singapore having no local porn industry at all... why do you have such a high import rate??? THANKS TO THE HAVING NO LOCAL PORN INDUSTRY!! And therefore the government tax us more just to justify the fact the government never give us enough sex motivation? THAT IS SO WARPED MAN!!

Frankly PAP, consider this man, anything goes for Takahina!!

But la, if Takahina's future girlfriend is to act in a porn, I'll kill her. Really, kill her.

Yo pa, you say I never study. You see how I linked GP to econs and to politics!? YOUR SON IS A DAMN GENIUS I TELL YOU! And you should see him do housework, all the laws of physics applied in hanging clothes. The space in between each clothes to have more wind in between to allow convection of air, the usage of torque to get the fucking heavy bamboo up to hang, the usage of potential difference to get water in a tube to flow out... so many laws used! THIS IS CALLED THE TRUE PHYSICS APPLICATION TAKAHINA!

And what about maths, let me tell you man. During the world cup, Takahina used the many probability methods such as binomial distribution to get out the probability to which team will win, and used many laws of algebra to get out on how much he should spend everyday... You see? THIS IS CALLED THE TRUE MATHEMATICS APPLICATION TAKAHINA!

I'm a fucking sell out now.

I feel like playing DOTA, i feel like doing more hw, i feel like doing a lot of shit i despised man. I mean, for once I find Jolin... JOLIN'S SONG WU NIANG NICE LEH!!!

I!! The mainstream hater Takahina, ACTUALLY LIKING A FUCKING MAINSTREAM SONG FROM A PLASTIC BREAST LADY?! OMG!!!!!!!

I'm a sell out man... damn sell out.

Benji is also.
Chun Wei is damn noob.
Desmond Chan is shameless, walking around reading what people are writing for his birthday greetings.

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