The Birthdaying Takahina - Part 2

It has been a long time.

On this month of March, among the 3 birthday happenings. Takahina's one was perhaps the more usual type of office workers birthday celebration ba...

With this I present

Stage 3



Woon Han's Birthday

Particulars:

Name as shown in IC: Chong Woon Han 胀瘟寒
Sex：Male
Date of Birth：16 Mar 1988
Time of Birth: Check My Birth Cert.
Age：19-20
Spouse/Oath: Matsu Takako.
Religion：Buddhist
Likes: Matsu Takako?
Dislikes: Matsu Takako haters.

Remarks: He's Fat. He's Short. He's Ugly. He's Poor. People mistakes his name to Choon Han by merging Chong and Woon together. He sucks at a lot of stuff. In order words, his pure existence in this world is unknown and it's an even bigger mystery why he can live till 20. He constantly has a group of intelligence group surveiling the privacy of his HP. This is mainly to ensure he doesn't do anything evil to the world. And because of it, he had often become the laughing stock of the world.

Pre-event: None
Dinner: Waraku, Japanese Restaurant
Main Event: Timbre Pub Drinking
Follow up Events: Slacking around Singapore Museum
Predicted Time to end: Next Morning?
Additional Elements: A Police Woman (Major Surprise) and a very tall lady (Surprise) and a very tired lady (Not too surprising)

Ok... it's a very difficult... situation to describe I suppose, but I'll start chronically.

Firstly, I will need to elaborate about this certain person whom I had known for 80 days and how I got to know her. But it'll be done in a different and a very much more detailed post :p

Let's just say, I know this person yet don't know this person ba, her codename will be Police Woman.

My brother Ben, from don't what kinda hands he had, actually obtained the number of Police Woman from my HP. He knew I wanted to meet her, so he secretly contacted her to come meet me up on my birthday main event at Timbre.

But little did he know, something happened to his plan.

The usual gang arranged to meet at Tampines MRT at around 8 when we'll then head over to Somerset's Waraku for dinner. The guys know I like Japanese Dinner so naturally, the dinner will be something Japanese.

Then I was there first. They had the audacity to make the birthday boy wait, but never mind. When I was there, Police Woman called me.

She kinda like told me... the big gist of what is happening, and that she can't make it for the surprise. And so, to explain she can't make it for the surprise, she has to explain to me the surprise. So it's no longer a surprise. (Too bad Ben.) But frankly, I'm amazed that Ben can actually do a sneak attack like this and try to flank me with a surprise. If Police Woman does make it, it'll really be a damn big surprise to the extent I won't know how to react and die off.

Haha... but really, thanks Ben and thanks Xuanie, even though you can't make it in the end.

(It seems a bit rude to keep on calling her Police Woman.. haha..)

Nonetheless, the characters all arrived. Cept for Sam who was in Thailand fucking Ba Poks and seducing Ah Quas under the orders of the SAF and for Honour and Glory but without Pride, Stella due to her Grandmother's wake and Tian Wei for his promise to his friend to go high in St James. (Haiz Tian Wei... disappointed ar...)

Went to Waraku. A very classy looking Japanese restaurant. Even the interior looks pretty exquisite. We went in and there is this Japanese style table by the window. I thought we had to like kneeled down to eat, which some of us tried. Then stupidly we realised there is like a gap to put our legs in lar.

Dumb us.

We ordered some food... and...



KMNB!!! (Kami Nabei!) Ben ordered it.



Some cold tofu, Tempura and Cold Soba. Rong said he wanted to eat something light but ended up ordering lots of food which is quite heavy imo. Who says thin people can't eat.



And also the Curry Peng (Curry Katsu Don) for Benji. It seems that those uncle uncle type Singaporeans just like to order such stuff like Curry Rice or Ramen de. Don't know how to eat unique stuff.

I ordered some... weird stuff actually. I think it's soba with some roe and egg miso soup. The portion was actually damn big. DAMN BIG. It's like a set with rice and unagi with this Egg Miso Soba. DAMN FULL LARR!! For the first time Takahina couldn't finish a Japanese meal he ordered. But it's damnnnnn nice...

And we like tried each others stuff. Damn good... I just love Japanese food laa.... :x

And soon after, the time passed by very slowly. For some reasons Ben was like leading us to strange places 1 after another. Buy Kopi la, buy smoke la, smoke la, he gave me some puffs la... All and all and all la. We finally decided on a place to sit down; outside the pavement of The Cathay. So we became like the deliquents of society and sat down like some hippies with afro hairdo. Smoke and Kopi but no bling bling. Mainly to wait for a person... or maybe 2 persons.

Priscilla and her friend Audrey.

Haha... well done ar Ben... You managed to get a very tricky person to come over under a rather tricky situation... Nice ar...



Anyways, I've said before Priscilla in my blog, so go check the past records to know more about her. Audrey on the other hand is simply, a friend whom Priscilla knew through her Yoga lessons and introduced to me. So in a way I'm her friend as well hahaha...

So we met up at Cathay and started walking towards Timbre. It's a small live band pub with good music and drinks. Although no aircon and the walk there was.... quite humid. I don't really mind. Hahahaha... The best thing is I like the music genre there. Standard Pop stuff... but the bands are quite good. Quite a cool place actually.

On the way there, just keep on talking about the old stuff. Priscilla hadn't seem the Rurouni gang for quite sometime. The only person she had contact with frequently was me, so we all kinda reminiscent about the old stuff la...

PP, "Eh, Benji is so slim now!"

WH, "Is it? But he's an emo giraffe now. So it kinda evens out."

PP, "Eh, Ben looks spastic."

WH, "He has always been. That's why he's called 笨."

It kinda brought back fond memories ba. And a little painful ones also. But nonetheless it was nice. Haha and it was nice talking to Audrey after quite some time.

Priscilla den said she had no presents for me cause the taxi fare taken to reach there would be my present.

Thanks hor. Hahahaa...

On the way, we saw a haunted mansion.



The name is called Singapore National Museum.

It had a giant red man dick inside... will show soon enough.

Anyways, when we reached there, it's the standard procedure of finding a spot. We're lucky enough to get 1 actually, cause normally Friday that place is booked de. And our strength is quite big. A section worth.

I still remembered I ordered Erdinger... which is also my Brother's internet nick. So I guess that's where he got his nick. And I think it's also cause of this I like to drink Erdinger (somewhat). The rest kinda ordered some random stuff, Pris didn't ordered any alcoholic while Audrey remained drinkless. The rest got stuff like Erdinger.... no wait I think we all ordered Erdinger. Not bad ar Erdinger, Takahina is endorsing for you.

But if there was Suntory there I'll order it... cause it's endorsed by Matsu Takako :)



See, I didn't bluff you.

:p

Soon after... the cake started to flow in le.



Rong said he bought the cake from New York New York or some place which I can't really remember. And he passed me a knife, wanting me to show some of my Battou Jitsu.

Naturally, barrages of pictures appears...



Yay!! Ok, I didn't kiss anyone like Ben lah, neither did they come over to try to kiss me...

However, they did repel back with chocolate ambush from the cake...



I'm raped by chocolate... ZOMG... Just look at my shagged smile. It shows a sign of having your dignity lowered to the level of chocolates.

Then, the special thing is that they all didn't have to sing birthday song to me. They had the live band to sing the song... SUGOI!!!!!! I didn't thought that a birthday song could be sang in another way other than the usual one. I guess I'm noob. Also, there were a few other songs we dedicated to the band. The list are as follows:

No Doubt - Don't Speak
Green Day - Wake me up when September ends
Ayumi Hamasaki - Carols
Matsu Takako - ANY SONGS!
Simple Plan - Simpler Plan
Vitas - Opera no.3
Kana - Hebe Ichigo
Buddha - Amitabha
Jesus - Praise

In the end, none was played.

But still, I have to cut that cake.



And in the process of cutting that cake. There came many hands which were trying to do something.



It's like everyone is gathering their powers.... LeT oUr PoWeRs CoMbInE~~~ I aM gAy.. Pris seems to be looking with great intense though.

Soon enough, Rong got a dozen of shots... trying his best to best Takahina out... But he forgot.

Takahina is good at getting red. Which means Takahina is like Juggernaut which is red. No ar, it simply means Takahina don't get drink easily cause his liver is damn good at expelling it through the extent of sacrificing his blood to vaporise through his skin. In otherwords, I don't get drunk easily la.

I do get tipsy though.

Stella soon after appeared out of nowhere in the dark and joined the entourage. Freaky. Hahaha... but yeah thanks to her for making the effort for Takahina... he's touched believe me.

After the Timbre, we walked walked around the whole freaking area.. then we were like deciding where to go while walking around and spotted... the giant red dick.



It's like hanging about Rong's head intimidatingly. Careful Rong. The one on the right is Audrey whom I mentioned about.

So we were like hanging around throughout the whole museum which was strangely still open to bad youngsters like us. The toilet in there was pitch dark. Almost similar to like those in silent hill. You go in dark dark, pee finish you come out the world is different.

It's like we can play in that place. O_O

Then we went around taking photos... Stella Benji and Chin Han began doing something.



Sitting down.

And then they looked so similiar to...



Tokyo Jihen



Maybe this trio is pirated.

Then...



Look at my cheeky smile.

(^x^)

Check out my face, it's still slightly lobster red.

The cheeky smile was with a reason, cause soon after... I'm going to try something...



EH SORRY SORRY, NG NG!! Ehhhhhhh wwwhhhhyyyyyysssss mmmmmmyyyyy hhhhhaannnnnnddd ttttthhhheeeerrrre~~~~~~~



Ok... BUT I STILL LOOK FUCKED UP. My face is like... zombified. It's like I'm trying to open up my features but I can't.

Haiz... wasted.

But did Priscilla know what I was trying to do in the end?? Hahaha... at least better than Ben. He got a kiss.

Rong somehow knew something was going on and he tried to prove I'm shit.



Cause he openly did it. Stella was like trying to get his hands off... imagine what they are thinking..

Stella while still smiling, "Get your hands off Rong."

Rong trying his best to rest his hands there against Stella's prowess, "Just let me rest there can?? You won't die."

Stella, "NO WAY~~"

All the while it happened when they're smiling.

Eventually the red giant guy chased us out and the door to the museum closed. Then so we began playing balance with a giant capsule outside and did a little SOC with the walls near the entrance. In the night we tried our best to atrieve some enjoyment from a silly little capsule. It's amazing how simple things can be more fun than Final Fantasy at desperate times. Obviously we're bored and waiting for the police to come get us... With our last few remaining strength, we took a photo.



Ben is Zero cause he's unrated.

Chin Han got A1.

Stella's V

Benji's trying to do an E.T 3

Priscilla had this rare and very unlike her smile's 4.

Rong act cute bo cute 5.

Takahina's "Vote for me!" 6.

And lastly, Audrey's invisible 7.

Somehow I feel that Audrey is finding us all too immature, and that Rong doesn't like Benji cause you can't see his face in the picture. And Ben looks like he wants to kick me in the balls. How evil.

Anyways after that it's still not time to go back yet, He had supper at the nearby 24hrs Kopitiam. But you can see some are obviously not in the mood le...



Like her. Concussed le.

And also...



Like him.

Taking a pic while sleeping. How nice of you Benji. With the great Takahina somemore.

Hahaha... anyways food court food sucks nevertheless. A lot of people, or no people. Food Court food just sucks. I ordered a He Ye Fan (Lotus Leaf Rice) and it just sucks. I've never ate a He Ye Fan which just taste like rice not yet unfrozen and not yet heated. It's like a layer of oil over a bunch of rice. YUCKS. WASTED MY FREAKING $2!!~~

The day then ended soon after. With taxi.

But for Takahina, his birthday celebration just began...

Cause 16th, which was a sunday, is his official birthdate.

So there's still saturday and sunday.

Nothing much actually happened on saturday. He actually pre-arranged to meet up with Police Woman but she couldn't make it last minute. He wanted to watch the movie Koi Sora with her, but since she can't Takahina just went on ahead to watch Koi Sora with Benji after jamming. Got my brother Tian Wei to accompany me along to. Took quite a bit of persuasion.

By the time I went to purchase the tickets... there wasn't much seats left. Only left those single seats all around. So the 3 of us sat in seperated seats. My hp was also fully flat by then. So I figured I can fully concentrate on watching the movie. But then I felt very disturbed. Cause couples are all around... ARGH.

But then watching movie alone... is quite a surreal feeling. Especially watching such romantic and tear jerking movies which I like. However, if I could watch it with someone then it'll be even better.

Anyways, was watching half way when Benji passed his hp to me from his seats which is around 3 rows away. It's Xuanie. It seemed she had been looking for me after her work... but due to my lousy handphone and being in a show, it's quite difficult to communicate with her straight.

Afterwards, there was a lot of arrangement done by both of us... but in the end we still couldn't meet. I felt quite dejected, seems like something didn't allow/want us to meet ba.

Anyways, Benji became emo cause he missed his last mrt.



Don't be deceived by his smile. He's really emo.



Then Tian Wei followed on to get a glimpse of the birthday boy. (By that time it's after 12 le)

And after that, of course it's Taxi again.

Sunday, nothing much happened actually. But my family arranged a dinner for me, that' the main event.

However, before that there was a jamming in the day time. So Takahina set off for his jamming, hoping someone in the band would remember it's his birthday on that day.

But it was a somewhat.... hopeless situation. Takahina learnt the songs and was prepared. BUTT, the vox Michi didn't turned up last min cause she felt sick, and the other guitarist Huimin was superiorly late.

In the end, Nika, Benji and me was like freaking each other out in that 1 hour before we decide to go starbucking instead.

1 thing about Starbucks though, they make above average coffee. BUTT, the price is kinda steep. I don't care bout the coffee beans farmer by the way, cause since Kopitiam can sell it so cheap, I believe Starbucks can too.

No wonder they're called Star$$$$$. They want your money mah.

In the end, the band forgot totally about my birthday until some hints I gave. DAMN.

I rushed back home after a few rounds of DDR, then had a good standard chinese dinner with my family, quite nice actually. Bedok actually had quite a good restaurant which you guys can try. The pomfret fish was damn fresh lar...

But portions wise is rather tamed. Also no Kang Kong. ARGH. Grandma was there also.

Grandma, "Today what is the occasion??"

Mother shouted at her cause Nei Nei has bad hearing, "AH HAN'S BIRTHDAY!!"

Grandma nodded her head. Seemingly she knew what happened.

After a few minutes...

Grandma asked, "Today what is the occasion??"

This time it's my father, "AH HAN'S BIRTHDAY LAR"

She nodded her head again.

When the birthday cake was took out... she then realised.

"OHHHH SII ARHHH HAAN DEEE SHINNGG YAATTT ARR.."

Yes, it's Ah Han's birthday.

Well, it's over about 23 days le. I'm 20 years and 23 days old.

It's amazing though, i'm living my 3 decade and i haven't achieve anything.... haiz...

Thanks to all who wish my happy birthday... and to Ben and gang for organizing the events for me... ^^

The Birthdaying Takahina - Part 1

This is a post which has been late for like almost a month.

From the late Feb till the mid Mar, Rurouni will always be a very busy and very broke group. Because during this time, it involves 3 birthdays, meaning a lot of...

Kbox...
Eating...
Lan...
Eating...
Board Games...
Sexual Toys...
Eating...
Drinking...
Being the undesired group of society for a period of time...

And naturally photos.

Takahina was the main CONDUCTING and therefore he decided to add in other elements to the usual birthday lesson plan that Rurouni used to conduct.

Shown below will be the part of the very secret documents perceived by Rurouni and being managed, written and totally controlled by Takahina himself.

.....................................................................................................................................

"Rurouni Confidential Documents: Birthday Procedure"




1. Organizer must plan according to what the birthday personnel involved wants.

-a. If Birthday Personnel says whatever, then it'll be whatever. Organizer will plan according to what he wants and the best of his/her knowledge what the person likes.



2. Flow of conduct:

- Pre event mainly conduct initially. Optional to have.

- Dinner which is free for the birthday personnel, all others will be responsible for splitting the price accordingly. Special Guest will not be obliged to pay but he/she can according to her conscience and whether or not wants to provide a additional donation to the Rurouni Fund. Compulsory to have.

- Main event to kick off. As usual the bills will be paid accordingly as the dinner. Compulsory to have. If there is any birthday cake or additional presents to be given to your loved ones, now is the appropriate time.

- Any other follow up events is optional.


3. List of main events conducted by Rurouni:

- Lan
- K box
- Bowling a.k.a Balling
- Drinking
- Clubbing
- Movie
- Slacking at someone's house
- Chalet
- Boardgaming
- Performing viewing


4. Additional Elements

- Any additional elements to be added to the celebration itself is to be informed and told to all members in case of any displeasure portrayed by the personnel involved.

- If the additional elements is to be meant as a surprise, consult all other members but just the birthday personnel himself/herself.


....................................................................

Personally, I like Kbox as a birthday party. Because you can see guys flooding towards a monitor like idiots.



Anyways, as expected, Ben said the choice "K box", so the main event kicked off.

Stage 1



Ben's Birthday

Particulars:

Name as shown in IC: Ben Yeo Lock Wei 笨杨乐威
Sex：Male
Date of Birth：22nd Feb 1988
Time of Birth: ?? (What has it gotta do with this?)
Age：19-20
Spouse/Oath：None
Religion：Buddhist
Likes: Hugging somebody?
Dislikes: His boss

Remarks: An Extremist with no whatsoever thinking in mind. Able to go all the way and is ruthlessly vulgar when needed. But also can be damn brother when needed. Also the most active in the group, his celebration will require utmost concentration to contain him. Never to contact his boss along for anything and if possible, get that somebody whom he likes to hug so as to let him be a little more controllable.

Pre-event: None
Dinner: Steamboat buffet
Main Event: K-box
Follow up Events: None
Predicted Time to end: Next Morning?
Additional Elements: That huggable somebody (Unsurprised)


Hokay, so we arranged to meet up at 8pm at the Tampines MRT. He did some own self reflection on how he looked before he went off...



Hokay, looks fine, mirror didn't crack. Let's go then. (^o^)

And irritatingly, the huggable someone was already there.



Introducing Miss Stella Ng Shu Yu. 死特拉黄输鱼。 She is known as Ben's doll because she always gets hug by him whenever Ben sees her. Quite scary. We have known her since Sec Sch. And the interesting fact is that she lives so nearby my house, she can Bio me everyday everynight. Quite scary. She just came back from China, so Takahina went to contact her after a long time of not talking to her. In fact the whole group of Rurouni hadn't been in contact with her for a long time.

All others arrived soon later and Ben, upon seeing her, went to hug her.



Hokay. Takahina scores again. Calling Stella in is a very correct choice. (^o-)

The rest eventually arrived and we introduced the additional element to everyone. The steamboad was at Bugis... one of those 天天来火锅. I remember I went to eat there once for my initiation with my S2/S3 department in my unit, i quite enjoyed the food there especially the 麻辣 soup. Oily and totally sinful it is. So I decide to let the whole Rurouni group become sinful as well.

The meal was alright with Takahina almost being the permenant servant. He took rice... asked for soup and all... took lots of stuff etc etc. But as long as all happy he's alright ba. After all, it's Ben's birthday mah.

The meal was alright la... cause both the 麻辣 and 不辣鱼汤 kinda integrated in the end. Too much Tong Fen is in. Prawns become Hei Bi. Abalones go missing in the soup. Mee Pok and Mee Kia floating around the soup. Was alright.

Luckily there wasn't any ice cream in my soup this time.

After that, we went to Paradiz center for Karaoke... but unfortunately it closed down. This setback, eventually made us go to Orchard Cineleisure for our K session.

We sang for a while...



And I can tell everyone, we all are not meant to sing, we have other talents available.

But nevertheless, the cake, will be coming out.



Why did Benji look so serious?? Eyeing the cake right?.. We did the usual routine... Sing birthday song out loud on the kbox machine la... Have ben doing some wishing la... make him cut the cake la... He then wanted something extra from our additional element. A kiss.

ZOMG.

But still, the birthday boy will get his wish.



And,

Alot of kisses.





Mainly performed by the 2 most hiong person in the group to another hiong person in the group, Tian Wei and Rong.

Rong seeing such a case happening, decide to call in the alcohol, the biggest money burner.

Nope Takahina didn't kiss him, but he got somewhat mad like Chin Han and started taking siao pics after the money burner effect.



Chin Han is haunted by 2 背后灵



笑什么笑？！！



凶什么凶？！！

Similarly, Ben got overly shagged from the kisses by everyone. And fainted...



Lucky our Additional Element was there for him.

And with that, people get seriously drunk. Rong made Ben had some highing liquid and made him toast with all of us.

Ok, maybe not all get seriously drunk. But Benji, Samuel, Tian Wei was already sleeping in the room le. Ben was just like a chinese zombie...

Whenever a good song is played, the talisman on Ben's head will like suddenly get taken off and he'll jump around the kbox room and screaming into oblivion. And he also went to bite everyone, trying to leave a Ben Ben Love Bite.

BBLB.

Takahina got it as well, but it healed soon after.

Anyways, it all ended well, alcohol all gone, all drinks all gone. Everyone still conscious cept for Ben who was quite wasted. Lucky he didn't vomit if not I'll freaking band anymore alcohol intake for any Rurouni outing.

But we got badly burned.

Our pockets that is.

But still, Rong paid it off with his credit card. Always good to have someone who lives on the high mode along on any party and such, if not it'll be too tamed.

Well, we got out of the kbox. And saw L.

L.

So, we tried something else.



L (Retarded Version)



L (Just Do It Version)

While the rest of the guys, went to act Cool.



The dudes there include Samuel on the left, Takahina on the center, and Tian Wei on the extreme right talking to a ghost.

In the end, we went home...

OF COURSE WE WENT HOME, IF NOT WHERE ELSE?!

But Ben went to my house to get laid... on the bed. It's said that he's too shagged to go home, so he can come to my home where I can take care of him. Yes, I've become "Bencare Center". In fact my house is like the daycare center of people who can't go home. Like Chin Han likes to stay over at my house every friday for unknown purposes, Ben's like to stayover when they feel shag. Rong staying over... when he wants to. And Stella bios into my house ever so often. Giving me no privacy sia.. But I like.

(^_^)

Anyways.

Did I mention Benjamin was wearing Pink and had Bling Bling Glasses on him? And Samuel was almost like MIA throughout the whole trip?

Stage 1. Clear

So, soon after in like 2 weeks time. The second mission came in.


(In case you're wondering, this was taken in Kieku's house)


Benjamin's birthday

Particulars:

Name as shown in IC: Benjamin Seet Chong En a.k.a Pinky 笨加民薛崇恩 外号小粉红
Sex：Male
Date of Birth：5th March 1988
Time of Birth: ?? (What has it gotta do with this?)
Age：19-20
Spouse/Oath：A female Giraffe
Religion：Christian
Likes: Bling Bling Guitars
Dislikes: 伍佰 Dancing

Remarks: Can be extremely emotional at one time and yet be surprisingly calm at another. He has this thing for Giraffe which seriously freaks his friends out. Also finds a lot of things Gay for no reason. Even if obviously the song is very manly, it can become Gay while real Gay shit doesn't become Gay shit. A highly experienced person and also... strongly responsive at alcohol effect.

Pre-event: Lan
Dinner: Hawker Center Feast
Main Event: Lan
Follow up Events: Board Gaming.
Predicted Time to end: Next Morning?
Additional Elements: None. Intended to get Huimin and Kieku and Nika in... but gave up in the end.

Hokay, so it started off very hastily cause it wasn't organized by Takahina but instead someone else. For your info, anyone who has went to any Rurouni meeting more than twice will be considered part of Rurouni, so Stella became a Rurouni.

So we tried to see what Benji would like to do. He said Lan.

Alright, Lan it is. But for Lan, it is unappropriate for Stella to go cause she's totally ignorant towards such stuff unlike the guys. And on that day itself, there is a jamming session. So the whole planned up needed a lot of contingency plan.

Firstly we met up for Lan first. Cause Benjamin wanted to Lan ma so we Lan. Quite a boring event cause the place kinda sucks, the games are the same old dota and the same few players. Sam was already gone cause he went to Thailand to look for Ah Qua by the order of NS Commando Honour and Glory but no Pride.

Such events need Sam la... if not not fun.

But it didnt' matter much, cause half way through the game, Benji and me have to rush down to 4tones for jamming with EvE. YAY!!

Had real fun with original. I got so hot with it I kept boasting it.

Shouldn't have though, now I feel so stupid about it.

Anyways, during the jam, where did the rest of the guys went? They went for some R & R in Chinatown. And Stella joined up with the gang by then. The guys went for some R & R, and also some hanky panky for Benji later on la.

We joined everyone, only to realised the all of us were wearing white except for Benji. So to commemarate the event, we did a check in with the MRT Lady.



Rong with the sad looking pic. (T.T)



Takahina with the dumb dumb dumb looking pic. OMG why did I look so dumb. (X.X)



Tian Wei with the faking shyness looking pic. (>.<)



Chin Han with the confused looking pic. (?.?)



Ben and Stella... with the erm... "wtf" expression pic. (wtf.ftw) ??

Ok, all here cept for Sam. We'll continue on. He can enjoy Tom Yom Soup in Thailand.

Went over to Chinatown hawker center for dinner... Frankly quite a bad dinner la imo. The food is quite ex and not exactly very delicious. Also the variety is quite limited. CHOM CHOM was so so so much better if you ask me. But too bad, the closest place to our next destination was Chinatown le... so bo pian but to go there lor. Tourist please don't get fooled. Chinatown is not the best place to get local stuff man...

It rips you off. I mean, wtf a simple bowl of Fei Fei Wanton Mee... pirated somemore, cost you $4.50.

ZOMG.

So we just carried on with our stuff, ate and produced many more originals originating from the musicically talented us. Stella got extremely pissed, but she had no choice but to listen.

After that was the Board Games time. Idea from Ben.

Mind Cafe at Boat Quay. It's really quite a place I would recommend. I went there once with 7 flowers at the branch in Dhoby and had lots of fun playing train board game till the extent I'm the king of the trains.

So hopefully Takahina would score again.

At this place, which is a healthy family place, we initially started some very very lamed out games. Some card game involving King, Assasin, Thief, Architect, Merchant, Bishop, Warlord. Lame shit really. So we got a little bored eventually, therefore Takahina went to get some classics out.


Behold low and beyond...



Jenga. Look at the direction the finger is pointing to. Jenga.

(^o^)

And the Jenga had this version of Truth and Dare... the truth and dare was dumb. But the stacking itself was enjoyable.



Rong, "Benji, why are you looking at my John?"

Benji, "Ok ok, I'm not looking, I'm just giving you the ghostly hand."



Benji, "But just look at this Jenga, it's like I can see enlightment from it. ZOMG."

And when enlightment comes, Takahina will be the punished.



How many times do you see Takahina doing pumping in CV... not much man. So cherish this pic. Don't try to right click, save as. No use one.

After that, we switched to playing Risk. Why no more Jenga. Cause they see Takahina kena pump they happy liao. So they change.

Takahina didn't play Risk before, Stella didn't really wanna play Risk, so the whole process just went on slowly. Takahina did participate, but cause he's first time so he played but noobly. But he had lady luck Stella by his side, so whatever dice rolled would be to Takahina's advantage.

Damn good.



Just imagine, Benji is the CO, Chin Han is the S3 while Rong is the S2. All doing planning while Benji just drinks his water waiting for solution. Cannot like this right... but bo pian la, he birthday boy.

And cause he's birthday day, he received a present during a hanky panky picking while Benji and me are jamming...



I'll keep it small... so no prize for guessing what it is. But I feel every hot blooded single man should have 1 themselves.

I think Benji will kill me if he sees it. HAHAHAHAHAHA.....



After the birthday gift, Ben just went on to hug again. He's becoming like Edison man OMG...



And Stella seeing that she has no gifts for Benji, decides to be his maid and beerlady for a day. Carrying his guitar for him...




And endorsing Tiger Beer.

While looking damn happy at the same time. Poor thing.

And soon enough, we finished it off after a bit of beer talk about society and future..,, you know those emo things I talk on this blog.

And killed it off with a pic.



Just noticed Stella wasn't there though... well the maid has to take the pictures.

Stage 2 Clear!

Stage 3 and Epilogue will be up next!

The Random Thoughts of Takahina

Just came back from Camp after a tiring day of being COS (Company's Only Shit) and being squeezed out dry by the efforts of my stuff and the "bui gan" S2.

When through some websites, and stumbled upon my cousin's blog... found one particular post of hers very... heart warming.

"

ytd i successfully cooked my first batch of rice which was yummy yummy!just nice.haaha.i'm gonna go home earlier everytime my mum is cooking to learn how to cook.haha.

anyhow,ytd i was helping my mum type some stuff,and they were busying themselves in the kitchen preparing,cutting stuff,adding ingredients.

and here i was,right outside the kitchen,taking in the smell of all the yummy dishes. (you know,there's nothing that can be compared to the fragance before dinnertime coming from the kitchen)

and yes,i was thinking to myself,this is it man.this is what draws me to home everyday.you know how your stomach rumbles and growls when it smells dinner?and the anguish that you still got to wait before tucking in.

nothing beats this feeling anywhere in the world.the feeling of being loved by your mums,when they painstakingly use their time,sweat,effort just to prepare a good and nutritious meal for their children.

my mum always complains that its actually very very tiring to cook.cos you got to wash up,mop the floors,and prepare all those ingredients beforehand.but she always wants to cook cos that is the only time when the whole family comes together for a meal.

yes and this is what family is about. :)

"


How to say... I do have that same feeling, lately after getting into NS and being thrown into so many things that is happening so dramastically fast, I'm starting to appreciate more and more of the things that my family do for me.

In the end, 血比水浓。

I guess it's one of the greatest truth in life. But of course, if your family is like kinda dysfunctional with virus in around... that's another case.

The Laws of Takahina

Hmmmm, I think I posted this up before??

But never mind, even if I did posted it up before, my guess is alot of people have forgotten about it. And even though I have topics to post up like Ben's birthday, TPJC 05S35 gathering and the re-emergence of my long lost relative Mei Mei Stella, they are kinda lengthy and I don't really have the power to do a long post.

Cause you see, doing a very long and good post full of pics and everything requires a lot of effort from Takahina, Photobucket, my fingers and Blogspot. And time is not something I exactly have now. It's 10pm, and I'm booking in tomorrow at 0715, so I have to wake up at like 0515, and provided with Takahina's unusual habit of sleeping accurately 5 hours, I have to sleep at like 0015. Making a good quality post of Takahina's will take like 4-6 hours.

So a good post is a no no.

But anyways, last week Takahina finished part 2 of The Rich Dad Poor Dad book. And as usual, got enlightened. Well, not enlightened, but more of understanding how to apply and start off. Takahina set off and got down a whole list of "to dos", not just on financial but also on human development and physical development.

And also, some friends of mine are also quite puzzled by my Laws. Samuel Lim who already viewed some of my Laws, didn't comment much. I just added a few more Laws into Takahina's list. I do keep a book which listed down all my laws, and my laws includes all types of things which I feel should be followed on such as Hentai, Downloading laws.

1. Law of Activities.

A. RPG - PS2
B. FIGHTING GAMES- PS2
C. ANIME
D. ACTION RPG - PS2
E. COMPUTER GAME

--> Each sequence permits only for 1 ending except RPG which always goes for best endings only.
--> Depending on consequences, cheat codes may/may not be allowed.
--> Cheat codes constantly allowed for computer games.
--> For endless games (The Sims, etc etc), ensure a period of play for 1 month and above.
--> Anime not finished watching will be termed under priorities when new updates come.
--> Computer games when Tv is being used.


2. Law of Buying

--> Order of Purchase (To be bought when priority list empty and spending account above $500)

a. Manga
b. Anime DVD
c. Book related items (Guidebooks, Novels)
d. Misc. items (Any other thing not in list)
e. Posters
f. Games
g. CDs
h. Poker Cards (Those you see in Comics Connection)

--> Date to be included when items purchased.
--> If there is empty slots, replace with Misc. items.

--> Priority list of Purchase

a. Drumsticks (whenever neccesary)
b. Ordered Items
c. Matsu Takako CD Album
d. Mahou Sensei Negima Manga
e. Ayumi Hamasaki CD Album
f. Tokyo Jihen CD Album
g. Utada Hikaru CD Album
h. F.I.R CD Album
i. Shibasaki Kou CD Album
j. Reputable J-Pop Compilation CD
k. CD pocket (whenever neccesary)
l. DVD case and holder (whenever neccesary)
m. Console/Handheld Device Memory Card (whenever neccesary)
n. Neccesary Electronic appliances

*Any sorts of continuation from previous collection will be automated to top of list.
*Posters and poker cards will always be termed under priorities.

*CD Related Rules:

--> When buying CD, buy only albums.
--> Obtain first album of artist and purchase rest under priorities.
--> Once artist CD purchased, the artist will be termed under priorites.
--> Once artist retires or something similar is to happen, CD will be out of priorities. Purchasing of the artist CD will be under "Purchase List" and not "Priority List".
--> If first album of artist needs to be ordered, botain the latest album of the artist and rest will be under "Priority List"

*Collections Continuations Rule:

--> Exclude games which will be inside "Games List"
--> Include mainly manga and TV series.
--> Manga will not be rewritten under "Purchase List"
--> Exclude previous artist CD collections.
--> Anime not to be included except for short OVAs and Movies

--> All spendings to stop at $100.


3. Law of Major Items (Items which cost above $500)

--> To be bought at the most needed time only.
--> Unless spending account exceed amount of price, pay by installment.
--> Always seek permission before engaging in such deals
--> Unless fully paid, no other items to be bought except priority items.


4. Law of Hentai Related

--> Download or Purchase DVD only for Hentai series and regardless of any rating by "Animetric" or appreciation by Takahina. Piracy allowed but must be below $20.
--> Bishoujo games can be downloaded or bought pirated and regardless of ratings by "Animetric" or appreciation by Takahina.
--> Can only be bought after left with 1 copy of Hentai or Bishoujo Game to watch or play. For Hentai, at most once per month.
--> Can be purchased up to 4 copies per purchase.


5. Law of Music Listening

--> For storage of less than 20 songs, change songs everyday through randomization.
--> For stroage of less than 50 songs, and more than 20, change weekly through randomization.
--> For storage of 50 and more, change monthly.
--> Listen to music player appliances when doing homework or housework.
--> If lack of earphone, listen to music from computer or radio.


6. Law of Free Days (non working or no activity days)

--> Periods:

a. From < 1pm, it will be under "free time"
b. From 1pm - 5pm, it will bve under "prioritised work".
c. From 5pm - 9pm, it will be under "free time"
d. From 9pm - 2am, it will be under "prioritised work".

--> After a piece of prioritised work is done, perform "Law of Activities",
--> If events fall under prioritised work time, that period is cancelled.
--> If user retires early, time for "prioritised time" is pushed back to a "free time".


7. Law of Work Days

--> Sleep at least 5 hours before the planned preparing time for work
--> After an event of work, 30mins of activity ensured.
--> Any other free time, change it to "prioritised work". In between work event to prioritised <1 Hr preparation
--> Rest only allowed for at most 2 hours per day.


8. Law of Customization

--> For computer background, change when artist CD or anime have new additions.
--> For hp, change as when music changes. Theme of change according to computer imaging.
--> Room posters to change according to age. Wallscrolls change according to music changes.


9. Law of Piracy and Downloads

--> Anime unable to be purchased in Singapore and online will be allowed to be downloaded.
--> Piracy is allowed for games except for Computer games.
--> Music should only be downloaded when pursued or needed for jamming. Only other purpose allowed is for forming of personal albums. Priority artist and once pursued artist albums are not to be downloaded.


10. Law of Takahina Financial Planning

--> 26.66% of monthly income to be incorporated into Life Savings Account. Rest to be in Spending Account.
--> Life Savings Account to be dissected into 2 different accounts; Investments accounts and Savings accounts.
--> Investments Accounts is to be used strictly only for financial building usages. Control to be held purely by Takahina.
--> Savings Accounts to be used for future important usages. Control to be held purely by Mother.
--> Both accounts hold 50% sharehold of Life Saving Accounts.
--> Each month income to be directed in this 2 accounts first.


11. Law of Lifestyle Planning

A. Diet Control:

--> Each day holds a ratio of 10u.
--> Normal meal with no additional servings to be amounted as 3u.
--> Each extra servings as an addition u.
--> Tasty water (etc Coke) only 750ml per day at most.
--> Fruits and healthy products does not add any additional u.
--> Alchoholic drinks to be limited to max 5glasses/portions per week.

B. Personal Fitness:

--> Each week to fulfill at least 4 outings of workout.
--> Each outing on a day counts only as 1. (Additional outing on a day, does not contribute to finishing 4 outings of workout.


There you go, the current still ongoing 12 Laws of Takahina. Actually there is still one more law called "Law of Romance", but it has been counted as void by Takahina due to his own digression and destruction of it's own happening.

Ok, just some random upgoing stuff, lately good movies is coming up or has already shown, so Takahina is hoping to find some people to join me.

1. Juno: Preferably a more mature bunch of people. Already asked a few people already.

2. Deathnote Spin-off, L Change the World: Anyone?? Possibly Rurouni... or just anyone.

3. Away from Her: A more emotional touchy bunch of people. Still looking.

4. Koisora: A certain lady I know through handphone SMSing a wrong number. Because this show suits the situation very well. But she hasn't been replying me at all, so maybe watching alone.

Anyone wants to join me??

Woon Han, The Emo Takahina of Tampines Ave 5

Yesterday Takahina just watched this movie called Sweeney Todd. A very bloody one and interesting one. I love how the movie is portrayed in a musical, depressing and sadistically black humour type of manner. And really, the blood pouring out is disgusting to the extend it's amazing. I haven't seen so much blood gushing out in a movie for a very long time, it's almost comparable to the enemas scenes in Night Shift Nurses.

And therefore, Takahina grew inspired.



He says, "Finally, my arms are complete!"



Takahina say, "Finally, my arms are also complete!"

And Takahina also did some upgrades to his arms.



Voila the Dining Drumsticks, copyright patent holder Takahina. Sold and distributed only through Takahina's, each purchase comes with a 1 stick. Further upgrades each sold seperately. For more information please contact this number:

1800-112-Takahina's

Similarly you can also sms to this number:

1800-112-Rurouni's Official Weapons

And a demonstration on how it can be used could be arranged. The intended targets will be:



Mr Chen Junrong, that shagged smile deserves bleeding.



Mr Ben Yeo Lock Wei, that surprised look deserves some slashing.



Benjamin Seet Chong En and his insaned laughter. And notice there's a passerby beside named Muay Thai Nika, both of them will die.



Just look, don't he look like Benjamin Seet Chong En?

Nice show, love the blood, love the killings. Dota should have a hero named Sweeney Todd, and his ultimate will be the repeated straight stabs at the neck just like what Sweeney used against the judge. Does 9999 damage. Agahmin Scepter will break damage limit and make the ultimate cause 99999, applicable to Roshan and any structures.

ST will also have several other skills such as:

Clean Cut --> 1 slash across the neck. Magical Attack that causes instant death.

Have a Shave --> Applies some shaving cream which will stun the opponenet for the whole game.

Human Meat Pie --> Heals all hero back to full health but causes eternal poisoning.

Then maybe some new items will come out.

Razor Knife which is formed out Sange And Yasha and Mask of Madness.

+ 1000% attack speed
+ 500 damage

Yes.... I will have my revenge...

At the last best thing of all, Johanna has good boobs, even though she's just 19 years old (real life).

Good movie.

The Forgetful Takahina

I realised, in the last post made I left out a member of the new band I had, and she complained to me, scolding me hentai and stuff for it.

I'm in deep remorse and hope to clear my sins for that unforgiveble mistake that I had so stupidly done.

Therefore, right here, I'll include her name in.

My new band, consist of...

Benji --> Guitarist aka Darling
Nika --> Bassist aka Muay Thai Respect All Fear None
Michies --> Vox aka Super Miyavi Fangirl willing to kill for any insults to him.
Huimin --> Guitarist aka The artistic body of 6 packs.
Takahina --> Drummer aka SALI, Sit Around Look Important

And last of all...

Kieku --> Keyboardist aka THE MOST IMPORTANT MEMBER ON THE BAND WHOM I FORGOT TO ADD IN!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG, AM I GONNA DIE CAUSE I FORGOT TO ADD HER IN?!?!?!

She will pia me with the keyboard that she anyhow steal from some studio or office and knock me into oblivion.

:p

Ok, done.

I'm forgiven, Sweeney Todd blesses all with his human meat pies.

The "Unpeaceful" Takahina

I call this blog, The True Takahina, cause everything which I write and think here, is true. As simple as that.

Yesterday Takahina went to have a drink with his new band which consist of Nika, Huimin, Benji and Michi after the jamming session. And once again, Takahina had new thoughts and reflections coming out.

Takahina doesn't know why, but ever since don't some days ago, Takahina has been feeling rather unsettled and insecured. Everytime Takahina is alone, he can't help but have some personal reflections and thinking of his own. In the past it's just occasionally, but now it's gradually becoming highly pressuring and worrying.

Takahina had a little pep talk while going back home in the taxi and Benji said something which I felt is very very true.

"Woon Han, you think so much cause you're not at peace with yourself."

Indeed, that sentence and phrase "you're not at peace with yourself" opened up Takahina's realisation of his life which seem to be going at a very wrong pace nowadays.

Takahina is not at peace with himself.

Lately Takahina has been picking up bad habits of all sorts. Drinking, unrestriction to own self discipline, unable to sleep properly, smoking.

Drinking has been getting more and more useless. I like the feeling of being shagged high, meaning you drink until u cannot walk totally straight but you still can think with an acute headache acting right on that brain of yours. But now, I don't feel that high anymore, either it's because I'm now much more tolerant in drinking, if not I'm not drinking enough. I tend to get very red after drinking to the extent of being lobster red, then after a while that feeling disperse, leaving behind that sickening headache which haunts me.

Then lately I don't seem to keep my own life in place, I leave things all over lying around. Even though I don't have my own room but still that is no excuse to properly neaten up my surroundings, especially my working place like my computer area. In camp I don't exactly keep tabs of my things, I have like 7 pieces of underwear in my cupboard and I don't know about it. My jack knife is inside my boots and my white socks can be laid lying on top of my cupboard. I don't keep tabs on my eating habits as well, it's like all the principles and rules I have set to myself is disappearing.

Another problem is my sleep. Youngsters can sleep for perpentually forever if they want to, but Takahina at most can sleep 5hrs, and he'll die die wake up in 5hrs regardless of how late he slept. Just yesterday I slept 2 hours, and I was fully active for the whole day until 5am when I finish my band gathering and reached home. And after that I'm still not contented and went on to have a good view of porn of this JAV actress named Kyoko getting fucked by 2 fat fucks before I submit myself to the horrors of the bed. And it's not like I can just "POM" on the bed and go to lala land. I must like la a little myself before I can sleep. But the sleep was a good one though. 5 hours later at 10am plus I woke up. So for 2 days straight, all I had is 7hrs of sleep to support 41 hours of working period. Benji later commented that I was a monster. I concur.

Also, yesterday I actually had some puffs. I shared a stick with Michi whom is a fellow social smoker. I don't find it too surprising for myself to start on smoking, cause I always believe everyone must learn how to smoke, esp guys cause they have to learn how to socialise and smoking is one of the more efficient ways to click with other people who smokes. But never get to the state of being an addict if not you'll piss off people who is against it. But then, I didn't thought that I'll just pick it up so easily, that is something which I'm quite shocked at.

Something is wrong with my life, I know it. Somehow it's like in a very short short period of time, I managed to pick up quite a lot of the morally "wrong" things in the world. In just a months time, I managed to transform myself and learn of all the "evil" side of the things which I believe a good socially accepted and adapted person should have. And on the otherhand, the good habits which I already have is slowly dissimating from my life.

Only 1 thing still remains, I'm still a virgin. But never mind that.

I'm confused actually as you can see from the few previous posts. I think I'm now entering a transition in life which will determine the adult morals/habits of my life.

Now that I'm entering the third decade of my life, having experienced the working environment, experienced stress in studies, experienced people's kindness and selfishness, witness moral values so preciously taught in school being slowly turned off and peeled away as people grow up, understanding that people's thinking is not what you think. etc etc.

It's like all of a sudden, the last straw to keep my hope for this society is gone. Now all I see, is the everflowing "sins" and "fake" that happens in everyday life. Even though I prolly know that there is really goodwill and true love in this world, but I get more cynical than ever nowadays.

Lust and love, fighting for peace and defending freedom, what exactly is the difference between it? People state so many reasons, put in so many excuses and front just to prove what they said is correct and to achieve and get what they want.

Osama goes around bombing people for a script which has been hailed by Muslims all around and he does it in the name of Jihad. The whole world hates him, but his men hail him. All too often, the 2 opposing difference between the whole world is just a matter of thinking.

Lust is one of the sins in Christianity and yet Christians girls are the most hiau girls you can see around. Christians are friendly, but people often at times mistake their friendliness as either a pester to know more about Jesus or even something intimate.

Some people club and often have flings or even things more intimate, even to the extent of kissing and petting, but to them, it's just a fling. A play play type of business, nothing serious. But to others around, those more traditional thinking, they will find this as a shameless act, being almost equivalent to selling out your body.

Having sex and making love is 2 different things, I can have sex with chickens in Geylang, so to say that the girl whom you just knew and had sex with is a chicken you found in let's say, Zouk? Making love on the otherhand involved feelings, but still involved the penis going into that secret virginal cave involved.

Girls say that are not concerned with the looks of any guy, as long as that guy contains the so called traits that the girls want. But really, who wants to marry an ugly guy? Looks affect the rate in which people get known, like how Peacock attracts female peacock with their tail feathers. In the end, won't the good looking guys still be more popular? That's quite obvious isn't it?

The arguments can go on forever and ever with valid points from both side of the argument, there is no such things as fairytales in this fake and superficial world which we do not want to admit ourselves. Human beings are just mammals with a bigger brain that enabled us to discipline ourselves not to act like animals. Morals are created to keep up with this discipline. Human behaviour is designed to destroy this discipline, human desires are tools akin to helping it, and the many popular things you see out there is served to do so.

So in the end, it creates 2 opposing thinkings in Takahina, do I keep my discipline or let my behaviour just take over? Should I be concerned to what people think or should I continue to be the inconfident little fatty whom they used to look down on or strive to be the wild vain guy whom I'm slowly becoming?

Right now, I feel very bewildered. It's like I'm stuck in the middle and unable to recover from the apparent superficial world which I've so tried to deceive myself is not there and yet still getting overly overwhelmed by the whole scale of it.

I don't feel like the whole world is against me like some microscopic organism, but I do feel like the world have been deceiving me. If not I feel that I have been seeing the world in a wrong view. Maybe I'm also another microscopic organism, should call myself Bacteria in the future.

Boring post, but I really feel I must vomit something out. If not I'll really feel damn emo easily.

These few weeks I could be getting easily emotional, so please bare with me.

The Injured Takahina

Well, cause tmr i'll be COS, so have to book in damn early, MEANING, i have to sleep soon, MEANING this will jus be a short post.

Lately, Takahina has been feeling some pain in his left wrist. When Takahina like, kinda just stretch or try to extend his left wrist a little, a sharp pain hits that area. Dunno why, but could be the reprocussions of drumming...

But then again, it's not like drumming is my career, I don't hold a drumstick 247. So, can't really be so.

Anyways, hope it doesn't do much to Takahina's future dreams. Takahina still wants his wrist.

Ears could also be a little injured, but then doubt it'll be serious or even injured. Maybe it's just the insides too dirty with shit and stuff like that. Who knows?

Skin is also a little injured, I get this freakish heat rash every now so and then. Kinda worried, this heat rush seem to be acute. But there is another rash that has been ongoing for a freaking long time in Takahina's life. 3 years liao i think, still not totally cured. When it's itchy or dirty at places, you can see me scratching madly. Allergy to dust???

Next is perhaps, the brain and heart?

Ah fuck it. The emo post i did last week was almost sufficient to say it.

Well, sleep liao.

Oyasumi.

The Pathetic Takahina

I don't know why,

But I suddenly have to post something.

I don't know why,

But yesterday after I drank, I felt that, Takahina is such a weakling.

(Spate of EMOism)

Or maybe, Takahina has been deluding himself of something.

Takahina says a lot of thing, but has Takahina really achieved what he has said?

Can Takahina reached what he has said?

Can Takahina really discipline himself to the aspect of being the type of person he wants and not failing the life's examination?

Or should he just let loose and be the type of guy he himself hates?

It's has been only just 1 week plus, and it almost seem that this 1 week plus will eventually tune everything down, to a certain change in my whole idealogy.

The virus/vaccine planted down, will slowly alter the lifestyle of Takahina as time goes by.

Little by little. It affects.

Takahina is, confused. What exactly should Takahina do, he doesn't know.

He hopes time would go back, so that Takahina is able to redo the choices he has done. And yet Takahina always says, don't do anything which you will regret. He's precisely denying what he always preached.

In the end, maybe my personal beliefs and morals is just 1 wrong delusion of this world. Why should I so even care that much anymore about Takahinaism.

Forget it.