Just a few hours ago, when Takahina went pirated game browsing with Uncle Sam and Emo Benji, Takahina noticed something and he found it... pleasantly pleasing to his eyes and his fetish.
500 BISHOUJO GAMES!!!?!? OMFG!!!
I mean, even ME!! One of the hentai experts among my groupies, didn't know of that humongous among of Bishoujo games subtitled in English. Just imagine, 500 bishoujo games. If every Bishoujo game has at least 1 sex scene and if a guy hits his hand gun with 1 sex scene every day. It'll take a fucking 1 and a half year to finish loading his seed all over this GREAT COLLECTION!!
I mean, ONE AND A HALF YEAR EVERYDAY!!!
Can you believe it?!!!
I DON'T!!
But i want to. :p
So without much question and attributing to the fact that Takahina has a little more $$ today, he went on to buy this obviously fake and false Bishoujo games collection. After all, $7 for 500 games is a damn rip off. Just having 5 Bishoujo games in it is already an awesome buy.
Please refer to the graph as shown.
As you can see, the demand for Bishoujo games is definitely there, and what's more, it's very price inelastic!! MEANING! That no matter what the price rise, the quantity demanded won't drop too much! So even if you sell this great piece of collection for $15, Takahina may even be willing to be it as well!!
However, refering to the graph above, it can be easily known that the supply of it is so little. IT'S SO DAMN FUCKING LITTLE, WE BISHOUJO GAMER'S FETISH CAN'T BE ACCOMPLISHED!! THIS IS A LACK OF CONSUMER'S WELFARE!! WE BEG TO FIGHT THIS SHORTAGE!
So i think it's kinda obvious, the government have to be something about this. But, luckily, one group of people heard our pleas....
All Hail Piracy!
Now let's see...
The one on the left is a Wuss just like Uncle Sam, the one in the middle is sadly, like a poser. The one on the right is better of being a full bodied blondie.
Anyway, these group of people rocks. Currently, Takahina has bought 2 series of Bishoujo game from them. One is called Kana little sister and the other is called X-change 2. Having that confident in them, Takahina went on to buy this fetish's biggest hope and dream. 500 Hentai Minigame Collection 2006!
So the damned happy Takahina went home and slotted the shit into his cd-drive. However, it won't open, greatly displeasuring Takahina. After several repetitious clicks on the open button on the cd-rom, my cd-rom drive finally opened it's mouth and swallowed up the disc, almost swallowing my hand as well. This cd-rom drive, can auto close itself, so Takahina have to be fast. Luckily he's trained in drumming.
However, one thing went onto Takahina's mind.
"Wait, 1 game should be about 700MB. How can a disc store 500x 700MB?? That is... 350000MB..."
The disc will explode with so much data.
Shiate.
But what to do... $7 liao. Price inelastic. Cannot blame ar.
Then so, Takahina now blacked face, and in no mood to take out his dick from his pants, clicked on the shitty application. It seems that this person has managed to encrpyted a whole bunch of games into this application, and installing this 1 application will install all of it... it seems.
But.
Takahina waited for my computer's rom to actually start running. The internal fan is like,
So in otherwords, the system loaded, stopped loading, starts to load, stops loading. Repeat the cycle till an hour later.
"Sorry, the system tio error, now will restart computer."
Ah. Tio fuck liao.
This proves a few lessons.
Piracy, only believe occasionally.
My kind of fetish, hard to achieve.
With the condition my computer is in, I think the only thing that can be played is Bishoujo Game, which is almost like powerpoint with words and pictures and sounds as explained by Onishinobi before.
I need a new computer and more money.
I still prefer Wuss than posering gay. (Sorry Orlando)
Are you wondering why Takahina is having low standard post recently?
Are you wondering why Takahina is not having more photos in his blog?
Cause I'm beginning to be a sell out. Just imagine, what if The True Takahina becomes a sell out and began to blog like those ordinary bloggers out there with sianzzzzzzzzz..... yoooooozzzzzzzz..... "Today played badminton, damn shiok!"...... kinda chiiinaa post.
Horrendous right?
But, bo pian.
Let me tell you what happened lately la.
My Ma tio mosquito bite, then the blood from the mosquito flowed into the system and thus destroyed the cells inside, so to say plainly, dengue fever la. Damn sian man. So Takahina went to hospital lately, and got damn tired. But then, in the process hor, Takahina gained inspiration for new novel ideas la. But then, NLT not finished, so won't continue.
Another thign that happened.
Lately hor, my ma and pa got very irritating. They see me, will ask me,
"GOT READ NEWSPAPER OR NOT?" "GOT STUDY OR NOT?" "I DON'T SEE YOU STUDYING LEH!?"
Hello... ok la, at times i don't read newspaper but then lately the main news is just on Isreal and the dumbass attack on some fed up country in the mid east. I don't get it man, they are so poor and have shitified life, yet they attack each other like siao. I suspect they discriminate each other from the smell of each other, just like animals like lions and all.
Animals spray their urine around trees and plants to plant their territory la, then anything which obstruct or enter their region they just chiong la.
Isreal spray their bullets around countries and mid east areas to mark their territory la, then anything which smell or steal their oil in their region they just chiong la.
Ok la, maybe i'm not informed enough, I don't even know why they are attacking. Cause of this private?? whatever man. Who cares, they can just exchange their PMs privates to each other or milk oil from the fat people in their country, who cares. I don't read war shit. War shit is for people who can't get enough of CS and likes shit flying about. Just imagine, if all the bullets in the world is made of shit... the world would be a so much better place. And Takahina will be a rare commodity cause I have damn lots of shit.
These people, should just get a copy of hentai, and jerk themselves off to get rid of that testorones or whatever gene in them. Who says porn is harmful, I say it's damn beneficial and the government should make it compulsory for every person to have a copy of porn in their house. Then give funds to further enhance the porn industry to any willing woman willing to be whorestars like Tammy, just think about the possibilities, more profits, more income!! You want to wonder why did Japan have a gradual improvement in their economy?? ALL THANKS TO THE PORN INDUSTRY!! And the best thing is, THE DEMAND NEVER FALLS! The young wants to learn about sex, the middle wants to watch better girls than their wife, the old need to try to gain back their libido, THERE IS DEMAND FROM ALL AGE GROUP! Then consider, Singapore having no local porn industry at all... why do you have such a high import rate??? THANKS TO THE HAVING NO LOCAL PORN INDUSTRY!! And therefore the government tax us more just to justify the fact the government never give us enough sex motivation? THAT IS SO WARPED MAN!!
Frankly PAP, consider this man, anything goes for Takahina!!
But la, if Takahina's future girlfriend is to act in a porn, I'll kill her. Really, kill her.
Yo pa, you say I never study. You see how I linked GP to econs and to politics!? YOUR SON IS A DAMN GENIUS I TELL YOU! And you should see him do housework, all the laws of physics applied in hanging clothes. The space in between each clothes to have more wind in between to allow convection of air, the usage of torque to get the fucking heavy bamboo up to hang, the usage of potential difference to get water in a tube to flow out... so many laws used! THIS IS CALLED THE TRUE PHYSICS APPLICATION TAKAHINA!
And what about maths, let me tell you man. During the world cup, Takahina used the many probability methods such as binomial distribution to get out the probability to which team will win, and used many laws of algebra to get out on how much he should spend everyday... You see? THIS IS CALLED THE TRUE MATHEMATICS APPLICATION TAKAHINA!
I'm a fucking sell out now.
I feel like playing DOTA, i feel like doing more hw, i feel like doing a lot of shit i despised man. I mean, for once I find Jolin... JOLIN'S SONG WU NIANG NICE LEH!!!
I!! The mainstream hater Takahina, ACTUALLY LIKING A FUCKING MAINSTREAM SONG FROM A PLASTIC BREAST LADY?! OMG!!!!!!!
I'm a sell out man... damn sell out.
Benji is also. Chun Wei is damn noob. Desmond Chan is shameless, walking around reading what people are writing for his birthday greetings.
Many people lately have gotten curious about the ways and system I work, so in otherwords, how I go about planning on my life even though some people don't even bother to plan.
Today, also partly due to having not much insightful knowledge or inspiration in life other than constantly seeing damn frecking sianners and fuckables around my environment and relishing in about the most obscene of places, I will just write on most of the things I believe.
So, you people can just shoot questions to know more about me...
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Overally arrogant bitch: Mr Takahina, why is it that you look so dumb in real life?
Takahina: Cause my parents born me to be such. Securities get this bitch out of here please...
Fat guy with huge specs on: Why do you even have a rule to watch porn, you're too much dude!
Takahina: How about you keep on watching the same porn everyday, see if your dick can stand after watching the same thing for 1 year. Securities give him some Hentai. Next.
Parent concerned with too much porn on internet: How can you encourage people to watch porn?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Takahina: Don't let them watch porn and they won't know how to produce offsprings and act like noobs on the bed. THINK OF YOUR GRAND CHILDREN! THEY WON'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD!! Securities give this parent some porn and pressure her to show it to her children. Next.
Takahina: Japan dramas make you cry, Taiwan dramas make you cry due to laughing too much, US drama are too draggy reaching up to 700 episdes... Singapore drama? Unheard of. Securities make sure he doesn't leave and force him to watch 700 episodes of Indian dramas. NExt
Takahina: Are you Matsu Takako?? NO! Men make him smoke 1000 packets of smokes everyday. After that take out his organs and feed it to people who wanna be negros. Next.
Takahina: Securities, capture her now and make her a pro AV star, I'll be the founder of the local porn industry, at least it'll be better than those Xiao Long Nu around. Next.
Lately hor, Takahina has been quite obessed with several old shows from Starhub channels lah.
One is...
Oops, wrong guy.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Then I compare the other 5 bonds available...
Frankly lah, this guy looks like a fuckign pimp man. Nice. Look at that smile, isn't he horny...
Now, this is one of my favourite Bond of the few I saw, he's sexy, and more handsome than that pimp above, and he uses his brain for his mission, not his cock. HHHHHOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Whoa, I don't know bout how you think, but I dun think this guy is handsome, nor do I like the style he plays Bond man. He like too invincible ... cannot kill or capture one. Unfair. but then... isn't all Bond like that?
This Bond... only saw him in one Bond film. Cause he only featured in one. Don't remember him much though. But I heard his Bond wife got killed in the movie.
And lastly, the very hairy Pierce Brosnan. The second best Bond imo, Roger Moore is still number one for me. However, there were a few things significant about the Bond films he filmed in.
The Bond Girls he had were all chio. And most were willing to be naked for him. He only kissed Michelle Yeo, never fucking her. YAY!!!!!! HAIL TO CONSERVATIVE SOCIETY!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........
Frankly lah, I dun find Bond very realistic man. He can get out of almost any type of trouble, and 60% it's thanks to the Girls whom he fucked with b4. WTF. Then is he a xiao bai lian who needs girls help? NO. Cause at the end, usually he'll need to save the girl again. WTF.
Also, it's due to Bond's that's why u never want a girlfriend from the entertainment business. I mean, BOND FUCKING FUCKS ALL THE GIRLS!! HE EVEN FUCKED A NEGRO WTF!!!
If Matsu Takako were to act in a James Bond film, I'll commit suicide man. REally. FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE!!
Then, there's another show which Takahina watched.
That is...
Shen Diao Xia Lu.
Featuring Little Dragon Girl and Sheep Cross. The one u see above is by Andy Lau in 1982. The rocks.. the mountains... the grass... almost everything u see is fake. FAKE!! But then hor, one thing is real, their martial arts man. But the thing is you know when it'll end.
Example:
Yang Guo fight Golden Wheel Monk, they will pom...pom...pom, block each other for like 5 moves, then the Monk will hit some part of Yang Guo with a huge PIACK!!! sound. Rinse, repeat, refresh... Andy Lau spill blood from mouth. A fight scene completed.
Hmmm, actually the one i'm watching now is...
There's a condor. Isn't it cute.
And i like this one alot man. True Little Dragon Girl may not be as chio, but still... the thing and all fucking nice man. Old shows rock. With fucking fake styrofoam rocks and trees. Nice man. Then when one of the guy tries to use a move, u can see like a small Dragon flying around his hands man. The best thing is the dragon is always golden, not green. Shiok! But really lah, the moves and all rock man. IMO, better than the 1982 version and probably much better than.....
This fucking version.
I mean, the local version practically bastardised the whole shit up. Little Dragon Girl is like a water tap, and alot of the mongolian shit is just man with make up. So fake man! The only good thing is Yang Guo and Guo Xiang in the whole series. Then also damn fucky, when u see them fight, the camera will slow the whole shit, then like game like that, alot of fucking graphics, like the graphics suddenly turn black then got toad or dragon or tiger come out. While all Yang Guo needs to do is to jus stretch his sword out like superman. FUCK!!
Then their Qing Gong is like Superman, can fly forever. WTF. YOU ALL WANNA DENY ISAAC NEWTON'S LIFETIME WORK ISSIT!?!
Then lastly lah, the newest ROCH to be added to be collection...
The most chio Little Dragon Girl imo. But I have yet to see the film man. And i frankly doubt that it'll be better than the 95 version i'm watching now. The only thing is think it will surpass is that the Mongolians are actually real Mongolians, they really build/find a mountain to climb or broken temple, they really breed an extra big Condor and that they have so many extras and farmers who wanna get rich, they can get a true army to fight man. SG$1 for each soldier in hot sexy armor.... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......
Why am I typing about this?
Cause I don't fucking know what else to type. And Benji is pestering me to type cause he has nothing to do.
Here is Takahina, making a special report on yesterday's performance by Le Foret. Now, I shall invite my special guess, Taka of Le Foret in and he'll relate about what happened and his views on the performance.
Takahina, "Hi Taka."
Taka, "Hi."
TH, "So tell me, how are your views on your band's performance yesterday?"
T, "Overall Le Foret did improve a lot as compared to the previous one at Gas Haus, and I did have fun drumming. Just that the drum bass did went faulty by the fourth song and I'm already struggling. Throughout there were minor and rather silly mistakes, by still it turned out ok. Hyde can use more practice though, but that energy of his is precious... *laughs* "
TK, "Ok, then overall which bands do you like?"
T, "Well, my favourite has got to be the Indonesian band, they were damn good, and their style is in a way, special. Like the vox's sharp and tangy voice as such a voice is very rare. The whole band is really really good. The other will have to be Myidarre, they seem professional even though this is probably just their 3rd gig, and also overall their style and performance is rather united. My friend Steiner was playing nicely as well, even though he's a little stiff."
TK, "I see, and indeed I heard their stuff and Myidarre was considerably united especially in their costume *laughs*"
T, "Yeah.. haha.."
TK, "Well, then was there anything which happened throughout? I see you were like looking out for people during the performance.."
T, "Haha, well I was waiting for my friends who said they will appear but didn't."
TK, "Well, I see, girlfriend I suppose?"
T, "Haha, no... How can I get any girlfriend with my looks anyway. Haha.."
TK, "Then what happened actually?"
T, "Well, my friends said they will come watch. One of my friends named Tidus came round the 4th song. Haha, it was actually raining heavily, so can't really blame him for being late."
TK, "Ah, only 1?"
T, "Haha, no. But when the whole thing was over, my cousin appeared and was late because she went in the wrong direction. Still, they came specially to see me perform, so I'm rather greatful to their support."
TK, "I heard a rumour stating that Le Foret is disbanding and isn't deciding to perform in any gigs in near future, including the DXO gig... Is that true?"
T, "Well, kinda."
TK, "Hmmm, why is that so?"
T, "Well, mainly cause everyone has other commitments like studying and stuff, the whole band is still young actually and all are getting ready for their exams, so there isn't really much time to be doing any serious performance anytime soon."
TK, "But for the DXO gig which is just on the next day, I guess that's alright for you guys isn't it so?"
T, "Haha, I actually was kinda sick and tired physically and mentally. So not feeling good, can't be playing right. I'm very sorry actually, it's cause of me that's why Le Foret can't gig."
TK, "Well, overall I heard negative comments on Le Foret with things such as guitar not properly done and problems with the Vox and such happening throughout like the mike and such, could that be one reason why you don't want to gig? Are there any big problems to those?"
T, "Well, critics are still critics. Unless they particularly hear the type of music we do, they won't really appreciate actually. In the end it still falls to thing such as taste and preferrence. Some people liked our Vox, some people hated him. But overall I think he did well and had a big improvement. We're just human, so I mean mistakes are assured to happen. Guitars wise I don't really have anything to say. In the end, it's like we have improved greatly compared to last time in my opinion, and don't really relate us to those professional bands you hear out there like the real Dir En Grey. Also, I would like to tell those people that unless you have performed and really worked hard for it, it will be irresponsible for such flamings. I won't forgive those, even if they come from friends. True we have mistakes, but don't diss us as fatal to the ears."
TK, "But then, there are some comments which stated on the drumming, which is you, being good while the overall is not really good. What do you feel about those?"
T, "Hmmmm, I'm pleased that people liked my drumming or felt that my drumming was good, but haha I'm like the more secluded member in the band. Still, the thing is the band itself. No matter how much people say that I'm good and say things like I shouldn't be in the band and stuff, I'll still say I like the band I'm in now. Saying that the band is bad is about equal to saying that I'm bad. I was frankly quite depressed actually when I heard casual comments such as "wah heng I missed the band's performance..." Not giving the band any chance and such, is quite disheartening. Overall, if you ask me if I regret being in the band, I'll say no. I enjoyed being in the band and was happy playing music with them."
TK, "Quite touching words I see, well then, any last words for our viewers?"
T, "Well, I hope that people can still continue supporting the genre of Jrock and Jpop and to give chance to new bands. I mean, it takes courage and all to be out there and that deserves commendation."
TK, "Ok, thanks for your time Taka, I hope this isn't eating too much out of your time. *laughs*"
T, "Haha, not really."
Takahina, "There you have it guys, the interview with the drummer of Le Foret, Taka."
Here are some photos obtained through a source from another blog.
Due to Takahina's cameraman needing to go for repairs, Takahina is unable to get more pictures of the other bands available. Sorry, for the lack of pictures.
Today, we have a dedication coming from an email known as HinaFanatic@hotmail.com. Here it writes...
"Happy Belated Birthday Matsu Takako sama!! Sorry for not being able to wish you happy birthday earlier. You're the best Matsu Takako sama!!! I'm love you forever!!"
Haha, well, that was from a very passionate Matsu Takako fan it seems. So now, we're going play one of her songs, for all of Matsu Takako fans... and of course, the source is from our co-sponsor...
I REGRET FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARLIER TAKAKO SAMA...
Haiz... due to the jamming and stuff, I have no time to wish u happy birthday at all... But i heard Japan has time lag and stuff... so IT'S STILL APPLICABLE TO U!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't really give u any presents... but I'll dedicate tomorrow's, Takahina biggest gig to you Takako sama... Hope you'll enjoy tomorrow...
This is one of my favourite song of hers, and the lyrics is just ohhh so sweet... Enjoy ^^
Oh ya, I have a gig on the 11th June, which is practically today. It starts at 1.50pm at Orchard Youth Park very near Cineleisure, interested people or so can go see, it's free of charge! My band Le Foret will be performing 5 songs, round 30 mins. And this may probably be the last gig we will be doing. So if u guys wanna see Takahina in action live, this may be the only chance in any time soon...
Lately, Takahina changed his handphone... why did he changed his handphone in the first place?...
I'll relate the story from top to bottom...
One day...
As Takahina is watching the older James Bond movies on a saturday night when his parents have gone to Genting, he's expecting and waiting to call and contact Tian Wei to go his house. Suddenly, an sms came in through his old handphone. Eager, Takahina went to check it.
Takahina: "CHEEBYE HANDPHONE, BLACKOUT AGAIN!!?"
Hateful for being interrupted his James Bond sex scene and wanting to know who sent what SMS, Takahina began the routine move of thamming the screen in order to jerk it back to the original screen, or at least a visible screen.
But being engrossed in the TV, he thammed thammed thammed... After so many hits, the hp remained the same.
"Fucking handphone. Technology is a bane man!"
With a last ditched effort, Takahina dived in his paws for a mighty swipe.
Crack. And all flows the juice inside the LCD screen... red and all freakish, like some sort of horror show.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......
Takahina grew amused.... very amused...
"What the fuck is this man!!" And thus so, Takahina began to use his fingers to pry open and press against the screen, intentionally... even though he knows it'll make the situation worse.
People in Background: This guy... sadist man... watch too much hentai not good...
"Ah fucking useless shit, I don't know about you, but i'm feeling good..."
And thus so I went back to watching my James Bond.
"Argh, he's done and over with that girl..."
Why isn't Takahina worried? Cause his hp contract has long ended and is wanting to change a handphone.
And so, what has Takahina bought? Hmmmmm... some Nokia hp. Seems pretty high end, but watever. It's not an army phone.
Now that Takahina has his new hp, he went around to voyeur with a lot of pussies...
This pussy was staring at a few other people... but didn't expect that Takahina was there to take it's pic... hehehehehe....
Soon after, I felt that just the old pussy is not enough. I need some... young and cute stuff to satisyf my fetish...
Nah... pussies playing lesbians... not good ar.... Nvm, I still take... hehehehehehe....
Soon after, Takahina went to look for more pussies...
Then he spotted some a strange family of mother and daughter. The mother seemed decent enough. But then the one thing strange is...
The mother being something like Michael Jackson, produced 2 pussies, 1 white 1 black. Amazing thing man, gotta salute mother nature.
But then, other than those few pussies... Takahina can't find any more decent ones... They all run upon seeing Takahina's mighty weapon...
And so, Takahina grew bored... and very vain.
What to do? Take his own pic.
Oh... zoom too much le...
After the scene of trying to find a picture for Lime, Takahina decided that it's better to remain expressionless than to smile.
I don't like smiling too much anyway, it jams my jaws.
And then, Takahina went around and took pictures of Rurouni... it's time to formally introduce them anyway.
Ah... one of the most emo members of Rurouni. Give him a dota match or a maths paper and be prepared to hear alot of fuck and cheebye coming out from him... no matter where... no matter when...
Cutesy Ben... All I can say is he likes to tickle people. Thats all.
Onishinobi tried very hard to prevent Takahina from taking his picture. Whenever I tried to take him, he vibrates his head. This picture is a rare one, u can get it from any Shinobi gameshop website applicable.
My "disciple" and also another sianner albeit slowly changing. He's gradually under the influence of Rurouni, which is very good. But play dota with him, u own him, u steal his kill, u team with him and own the opposing team, he'll go and tickle u. Beware.
And finally... let Takahina boast his favourite Matsu Takako collection... he believes he's one of the few rare people to have all her albums in Singapore...
The one on the top, the concert version, is not counted as an album in Takahina's opinion, he won it through 933... frankly because Takahina thinks he's just one of the few who wants it... he lost the Utada poster they wanted to give out once.
But yeah... my proudest collection... Hehehehehe.... the other one should be Do As Infinity album set, but forget it, that's not indie enough...
Kinda sian, exam coming, gig coming... a lot of shit to be done yet Takahina has no time for it. The other worse thing is...
WHY HASN'T MY MATSU TAKAKO NEW ALBUM ARRIVED YET?!!!!
Takako sama... dun make me wait anymore... I miss u too much... this is torture... ah........
Why do u look so indifferent... :'(
THIS IS FUCKING HELL TORTURE... EVERYDAY GO YOUTUBE, PLAY AKARI NO TOMARU HOE... then ask HMV, got or not, they will say...
NO, NOW FUCK OFF U FREAK OF NATURE!
haiz...
I tell u, under such circumstances what will happen.
1. Depressed Takahina will go buy the imported version, $73. 2. Wait for 3 weeks, finally imported. Go buy it. 3. Next week go visit Sembawang. The $20 taiwan version comes with an extra song in it.
If that happens, there will be another blog post of The Unlucky Takahina 2.
Then also, something else happened.
On friday, the sun is shining brightly and everything looks well. Mr Woot san, aka Yiren comes along with a ball. 30mins in Takahina's break time.
Everytime is ok for a game of basketball.
So Takahina went for it, happily. To remind Takahina of the GP lesson at 11.30am, Takahina set an alarm on his handphone, in good will of the GP lesson.
As it ended, due to Takahina's handphone having frequent emo moments, it blackout on me. Sweated and highly steamy that time, Takahina was freaked off and heck care the fucking piece of technology. Bad Move.
During GP lesson, the snoozed alarm rang. Takahina fucked up liao, go and switch the phone off. But to no avail. Cause firstly, the phone is still in it's emo moment, and the snooze function is still not off.
Lydia possibly having a little pms session, went ahead and confiscated my phone and had the intention of being super-responsible by telling my civic tutor. K, my accidental mistake. Go ahead then. U can fuck the phone if u like anyway, it's emoness is getting on my nerves.
Soon after, Adam, another guy in my class, his hp rang. Oh... GG. But lucky for me, i'm not alone. I can be Eve if u want to. We can create a whole new world together.
Then after that, both of us confronted Ah Tan.
"Ah, can return phone?"
"NO, DUN FUCK WITH ME CHEEBYE, GET LOST!"
K, it's fake. I repeat, she didn't say that.
Anyway, she soon after did return Takahina his phone. And knowing another class is coming in, she shooed us off. Quickly and hastily, Takahina took his bag and left. When Takahina got back home... he realised one thing.
And so, Takahina hijacked his brother's room and stifled out the long hidden pencil box in it.
Soon after, Takahina den realised another thing.
"Oh fuck, tmr have to go to school. For being audience and not to let the price takers malu."
Wah.. sian cheesebun...
Then Takahina felt that he should compose himself. Let's go play some FFX-2.
And Takahina sits in front of his tv, wanting to play it.
"Let's make Rin the culprit this time." --> Game plot.
Well, to do that one have to do something to set up the plot early in the game. Takahina did all of it. Only to realise one thing...
Shinra never put any commsphere in that area, thus making the whole event, invalid.
WTF!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Takahina can only resort in making the chocobo eater the culprit, that is so sian.
Haiz...
Then my disciple just told me that he is gonna have a gf. That seems cool. He talks until it's so simple to get a gf. Haiz...
Doesn't he understand, the age of Takahina is the age whereby he has remained single?
So Takahina did a little theory in how to make urself attractive.
1. U must be unique, if not significant.
--> Takahina isn't really unique, he's just a normal student. The only un-uniqueness is that Takahina scorns most mainstream shit. And the only significant is that Takahina is a piece of lard who can move. That's all.
2. U cannot be fat. Normally thin people are much more easily approached than fat. Cause fat people generally appear to be lazy, oily, stupid.
--> That is so not Takahina, but as Takahina is fat, he gets tied down with all this shit.
This picture showed few things.
Takahina is too lazy to create a better speech balloon effect. Takahina has oily face. Takahina is too stupid to use a photoshop.
Freak man...
Life sucks.
The only consolation is during Saturday, when Jude, one of my band members said somebody wants to poach me into a Visual K... or Poser Band as Desmond Chan said it. It proves of my ability as a drummer is at least somewhat recognised.
And that I'm good in making people in trouble. Soon enough, the SG Jrock people will flame u des chan.
Long time no blog fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.........
Yeah, as u see, Takahina lately has been unusually addicted to something, and that is Hard Gay san... okaaayy.... Just to let you all have a witness...
Well, the subtitled ones are by Stupid Fish, and it's not too bad a translated piece of work also. Yeah.... Okaayyy...
But let's get away from that yeah?
On Vesak Day, which is 2 days before I'm blogging right now, Takahina performed in a Cafe Bar?? That place sells coffee and stuff, and also sells alcohol. Okaaayyy. Then song song is that it has a jamming studio on the second floor, a toilet whereby it's a room with urinal and a cubicle for shitting, and you can lock that room.
So to mean, Just one guy wanna urine, he can lock away the door to prevent other people from coming in just because he wants to use 1 urinal. Sui man!!!!!!!
Then hor, if you are considerate, like Junrong is, u can go and open door big big while u urine, then everyone can see. That is if they wanna see lah. SONG BO!!!
Anyway, that day was kinda weird.
On that day, I only invited Rurouni over cause I know they have possible interest in the type of music being played. Then since people entering have to pay, I didn't wanna trouble others too much lah hor.
My band reached there first, even though we're the last band. Fucked up. Make us look like sibei kiasu and very xiao pai like that. Next time must act Dai Pai, arrive late and bui song face all over. They won't dare kao pei with you one.
Anyways, soon after 2 other bands arrived and both the bands have a M initial. They seem very friendly with each other, or am I just mistaken. But then lah, they were sitting in another position while our band just sit in a corner. Hyde tried to greet them, but tio DAO. Sad. From then on, Takahina didn't really like them as human.
They may be good, but it doesn't mean we have to respect them humanly. I can respect them musically. Yes.
Den, we waited for a fairly long time. Waited for Rurouni to appear without Ben. Kinda expected, if Ben come oso pai seh. Cause need to pay $$ ar. Desmond Chan said his friends dun wanna come. Ok lah, if they come Takahina oso dunno how to handle. Don't ever expect me to like go there and say..
"Eh, friends of Desmond Chan! Thanks for coming to pay us money ar!"
Cause u see ar, this Gig is almost like, earning the money of your friends. Whatever entrance fee earned will be given back to us in terms of transfer payment. Pai Seh mah like that, Takahina may be thick faced, but not to the extent of begging friends to give u money.
Eventually, alot of people started to turn up. Including a lot of Cosplayers. Belted dress, high stockings, metal chain... YIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! But then hor, Takahina is too shy to talk to them ar... even though they are Nika's friend lah, but then... haiz......... I found a few quite attractive also... haiz...... Never talk to them.... wasted.... haiz.....
Then anyway, the performance soon started. I shall give a low down on how I feel. 1st band: M something something.
Overall, this band was good, I don't sense anything bad, and it's good music overall. Visual performance wise was good as well, not disorganised, not messy. And drummer isn't too bad as well. Timing well kept. I like them. Vocals gave tired I guessed around half time, he went a little zao sia.
However, Rong and someone else didn't like them too much. And throughout talking about them. In valid though I feel.
Rate: 4/5 for a local band standard.
2nd Band: Also M something something.
I missed their first music cause my vox told me to go get a drink. WTF. NVM, I earn tax from you, earn another bottle of water. Yeah.... But when I came back, they were playing music which I LIKED!
Firstly, Driver's High. Yeah, all anime fans. This is the opening theme of GTO. GREAT TAKAHINA ORGASM!!!!!!!! However, after hearing it a while. I kinda changed mood. Most of the members are ok and on time. But something went terribly wrong.
The drummer.
Hohohoho, Drummer san... even though u around same size as me... big big fat fat, Don't think I give u chance ar. Cause i heard the music alot of times before, I can easily remember the drum beats of the song. Mistakes done frequently and possibly the drummer is unconfident? He looks tense man. Then also the main drum set keeps on shifting in front. Hohohohoh, pedal too hard ar uncle. Then also timing is off. If the drums are good, I tell u this will be one of the band I like alot, mainly cause they play music I like man.
Then after that, they play Rurouni Kenshin's 1/3 Junjou na Kanjou. Hohohohoho... U're in trouble drummer san... CAUSE TAKAHINA BELONGS TO THE RUROUNI GROUP, DO YOU THINK I WON'T KNOW THE SONG??? HOHOOOHOHOHOHOHO.... Once again, the problem lies with the drummer with timing and mistakes apparent. He also bastardised the fills and rhythmes a little, but that's ok cause Takahina does that too.
After that, they went on to play 2 other songs which Takahina had little knowledge of. Didn't sound too bad, but drums still has problems.
Rate: 3/5 thanks to the last 2 songs which pulled up your points. If not the drummer could cause a fail.
Next band: REI
Well, the most VK band. Everyone has face powdered and the drummer looks like some black african getting sold to US. Cool.
Overall, they did a total of 8 songs, 6 original, 2 covers. Le foret was happy. Why? Cause we can slack more and waste more time. And their last song was awfully long. Wow.
Anyway, nothing much to say. Compared, I still prefer the first band. Also, drummer san of Rei. I don't feel a double bass is needed. Instead it messes up the whole timing at times. Consider that k.
Rate: 3.5/5 for the participation in originals.
Last Band: Le Foret
One instead comment from the start by Vox san, 1 hit KO the image of the band.
"Hi, We're Le foret, We're new, so don't expect too much from us."
WAH..... GG!!! WHAT DID TAKAHINA PRACTICE SO LONG FOR SIA!!! Anyway, we began.
First song... sucks imo. VOX timing went off. I Can't hear the bass and guitars
Second song... sucks imo. VOX didn't sing around half time cause off time. Bass complained drummer is too slow. I agree... maybe.
Third song... sucks imo. Don't know why it sucks. But my self opinion is very low liao by this time. And also I hate this song more and more.
Fourth song... sucks imo. Because there was no splash cymbal there and overall Takahina did a bad job of producing the wanted effect during jamming.
Hai. Ok, I'll produce the report lah.
Throughout the whole gig, I can't hear anybody at all. ESP the bass, can't hear. Why? No feedback. Even if there is, I can only hear echo due to sound waves bouncing off the walls at the back. U can't hear them, naturally timing confirm off.
Secondly, the arrangement of the band is messed up. Vocalist have lots of space, guitars and bass are stuck together. Like Acapalla like CH said. Why is that so? Wires are too damn short to move around at all man! All looks like entangled shit.
This scene reminds me of 2 things.
1, during Takako concert whereby the 3 on the right are accompany singers, Takako at center, acoustic guitar at left.
2, Opera. Paparotti at left, ballet dancer at center, accompanying high pitchers at right.
Great stuff man, this shall be the style of Le Foret.
At the end of the whole thing, Takahina heard 2 sides of reviews. But because it's too long, Takahina will summer the whole shit.
First, from his friends.
Throughout the whole thing, guitar are messy, Vox never sing and too visual. Bass maybe too soft. Drum has slight mistakes, but overall ok.
Second, from someone in Lucify from Defense of the Ancient.
Rhythm section has problem. Bass and drums never coordinate well. No comments on guitar, vox has great potential and rooms for improvement.
WTF, why is there such a big contrast in the terms of comments?
My confidence which was supposedly quite ok, fallen to a great depth after the whole thing. In the end, Takahina could be the one with the mistake after all.
Then also, Takahina doesn't know or hear any comments in drums at all. Frankly and admittedly, Rong and Benji are not assumed experts in drums. I don't know bout that ga.... no, guy from lucify, but then in the end, Takahina is freaking confused man.
Hyde said it's ok for a virgin band. But then, it's cheebye. In Takahina's opinion...
"Never act like a virgin. Even if you're really a virgin, the performance must be experienced."
In the end, I don't like our end performance. I see CH, Benji and Rong's face after the whole thing. Their face not really happy. I instantly mentally say,
"SIAO LIAO CBBBBB FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!"
But then in the end, each band receives $105, so Takahina got $21.
However, ytd when Takahina went to drum lesson, his drumstick finally broke.
Trip to find a good drumstick = $1 Average price for a desired pair of drumstick = $15 Treating Rurouni to drinks = $5 Broken heart due to good friend Promark 7A drumstick spoilt = Priceless
So, in the end. $21 all gone. CAN'T EVEN BUY A CD!!!
"WAH PIANG, DUN FUCK WITH ME LAH CHEEBYE!!"
Anyway, before the gig began, Takahina was requested a produce a photo for Lime due to DJ party.
Wah, LIME LEH!! STANDARD MAGAZINE WHEREBY NOBODY READS!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Then, Takahina looked for a few pieces of photo.
Wah, Des and QH, laugh until so happy, I bo pian have to laugh oso lah hor... Then i send this.
TAKAHINA LOOKS SO FUCKING WRONG!!! WTF IS THIS CB!!! ALL COOL COOL ONE, TAKAHINA LOOK LIKE SPASTIC KID WHO CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, LIKE WEN JUN, THIS IS BAD!!
Instanly, Takahina got worried... this is not good. Thus so I went to look for a better pic.
Wah... delicious gossiping bad scene of me. Erotic man. This will do.
No lah, kidding. Takahina may like Hard Gay, but he's not Hard Gay. Time to look for another picture!!!
But then, after searching for so long... Takahina can't find a suitable one...how sia....
Then... Takahina go search in the sianner's most favourite website, Friendsters. And... voila...
Yeah uncle Sam, u're on TTT, smile... ok forget it. Don't smile. I won't smile with you.
I tell u guys one thing, when Takahina smiles, he will be on Lemon, when he doesn't he will be on Lime.
Oh man... this is dangerous. But whatever lah hor.
Lately, Singapore is having a GE. Who doesn't know, but whatever. Just now, while i was having dinner, I heard this truck sprouting some malays gibberish which Takahina doesn't want to fucking understand. On it, sits the pictures of the tampines gang. Mah Bow Tan, Irene Ang, and 3 other people whom I have no knowledge of.
People in background: Haiz... the sadness of our youths in Singapore...
All i know is that, one of them is malay. And he's not Mr Yatiman Yusof, the guy who gave me $$ twice in a row on 2 years whereby i got some edusave shit. I remember calling him Antiman Yousoft. I stil remember there was a year when I sat on the hall, there was this sibei chio girl sitting beside me. And since she got edusave, she must be almost as clever as Takahina. Yeah!!!
I tried to initiate conversation with her, but then hor. Can't speak. Tongue Tied.
Cheebye.
So throughout the whole speech whereby softman is speaking, I just opened my mouth, glance at her, then look back, then look again. Hecking care of softman. After all, he's responsible to Takahina is just to give me my lui, the rest i dun fucking care. And if Takahina can get lui and za bor at the same time, God must be helping me. Yeah. Love you god.
But then, I can't speak anything. So in the end, nothing happened, all i have was just cramps at my mouth, fucking pain. Haiz, I'll stick with my Tripitaka.
Ok, back to topic. As my father once worked in a gov firm, he knew some of this people and had meeting with them at times. There was once when he was having a party of what with this people, then one of my father's friend, Ah Low, spotted Mr Mah Bow Tan.
Acting friendly, he readied himself while Uncle Mah walked over to greet everyone. My father was first, so he said, "Good morning, Mr Mah."
Ah Low seemed nervous.
Uncle Mah then walked to greet Ah Low, then Ah Low said.
"Good morning, Mr Tan."
Great Job.
Anyway, this evening after hearing that malay gibberish, soon enough Takahina heard the speech in Hokkien. Yeah, that's more like it. Hokkien is vulgar and fun. Also, the speaker is sprouting a girl's voice. Must be Auntie Ang.
Takahina and family ignored it, my father was just complaining of the fish being too salty in front of him. However, soon enough, one of the Tampines Gang came to the kopitiam and acted like some big fuck, with this guy whose my father's friend as well, taking pics. Then there's this auntie, wearing mini-skirt. It looks so wrong. However, the center of the picture is this malay who replaced my antiman yousoft. That's bad, I liked Antiman cause he gave me lui.
Regardless, he went to the store owners first. Obviously lah, cause owners give him cooperate tax. Then he went to each table to greet. My feeling is like...
"Sia lah, big shot. dun give a fuck to us commoners."
Well, he didn't lah.
He went to each table, talk talk talk.
"Please give us your support."
I heard that, and almost said...
"Give me lui, then I consider."
But then i never. And also since Pa knows these uncle, they spent more time talking to us.
Hehehehehehehehe.... jealous ar... I tell u in future once this malay guy give me lui, i'll remember his name man. Then this guy gave somethign to my ma, and pa. And then he asked me.
Malay big shot: "Are you voting in the GE?"
I said, "no lah (cheebye), not old enough yet (you're lucky i'm not)"
"Oh, but you look so sturdy and mature."
"No lah... Lol.. (Stop your flattery old gesser. U say I fat and old, I won't forgive u man)
"Now still studying?"
"Ya (not voting + young me = studying lah. Use your brain.)
K, watever else he said, is history.
But frankly, if you ask me, would I vote for the PAP, people close to me will know i'm almost an anti PAP. But then I read the fucking propagandic Straits Times, a.k.a PAP times, then it's indeed true that PAP has been good in their nation building. Jus t that working people like my father and mother feels very imbar about the whole situation.
Seems like I'm too immature to know what harm does PAP cause to the working society.
However, there is something very wrong with their statement lah.
"More competition in the parliament would result in a possible taiwan parliament."
That will be cool man. But Singapore will die along. Then we will talk with Chen Shui Bian, and soon China will send in Pandas, then the people in the parliament will argue whether to put the panda in Mandai Zoo or Night Safari.
Watever man.
People in background: Irresponsible Singaporean... Singapore will die if u be the PM someday.
I'm not voting, i'm not into politics. Who cares.
Time to play my picture game, the choices I make there affects whether I get a good bang or not. More important in my life now.
Lately, especially this week, there have been 2 big issues that Takahina has been reading over through the tpjc forum. One is the 12x 100m run that Takahina was in and another is the talk through the Gospel of Judas forum. Yea, believe it or not, Takahina is actually debating through the forum.
And Takahina is not happy or convinced, Takahina wants to scold.
And frankly, I find it sibei fucked up. But well, let's start with the other more personal thing first lah.
Yeah, the 12x100m run. Why do I even bother in it? Firstly it was due to Samuel's talking that enlightened Takahina.
"Treat the run as priority first, cause you don't want to have nothing to remember about for your school."
Yeah, very true man. TPJC has been a sucky school, even though I like it for the slacking and distance. Frankly I think most JC school are dumb. People jumping off due to small dick, creating dumb terms like mugging and having the teachers actually properly following it. That is one of the few dumb and shitty stuff Takahina has encountered and vehemently hated. But it's precisely because of this purpose and for the class, Takahina wants to have at least some rememberance of it, and to tell Takahina that he does not regret the choice. Because regardlessly, it's still my school and that green sucky green tea uniform is still my uniform and $20+ dollars, and last of all, it's my class which I don't dislike at all.
However, it has now been shown that we have been disqualified, due to us not reporting accurately on time for the trial run. Shitty man. My class argues on the fact of biasity by teachers due to some lingering spirits. Frankly, Takahina doesn't care cause his enlightenment for "acheivements" for his class is redundant now.
But what Takahina cares about, is the show of unfairness, and unneccesary flamings or cheebye fucking from both classes.
People complained lah, said our fucking class should not be in cause we didn't get proper timing for trials. So accept it, we indeed did not report to time. However, the counter is that... our fucking timing to report, is already beyond the timing for registration for trials. So whose fault is this for not telling us?
Yeah. I don't care why but if it's already late, why don't u say so in the first place. Then the run we had is? FOR SHOW AR?
Ok, so if it's your mistake, do apologize or so. Cause you're the one, if not the WHOLE PE department is the one for not giving us accurate details and actually disqualifying us for no apparent reason. Is it because of us being late? Or is it because we have another class joining us? Or is it because you want the other class to get champion like Des Ong and Audric complained? Whatever.
But still, we want to know the reason why, we want more transparency. Please don't act like the fucking gahmen lah cheebye.
Den also lah hor, my classmates oso a little dumb. Des Ong you go and kao pei in the other class forum, quite dumb sia. You think u god people don't dare to defy you ar. No such fuck man, this is the conformity society whereby people go in groups which are safer. That's also why Pay And Pay can last till now man. Wanna complain, wanna whine, go to class forum and whine, it's safer there cause at least our class will whine with you. If not Audric will take a artic sniper and snipe that fucker to death, watever lah shit.
And also lah, the S29 is a little outragous. You're not invincible dude, and having your class forum on public, big fuck ar cheebye? Famous people? Judas? Jesus? Don't cheebye with me lah.
Sia lah, don't even know why I bother with this sia.
Anyway, another one which made Takahina pek chiek is the forum "Gospel of Judas".
And naturally you see a lot of shitty christians who don't at least bloody think a little about some facts, I also want to ask, did they even watch the documentary at all.
I may not be a christian, but I watched the show and sat there having my ass rot like pudge for 2 fucking hours. And i got chided by ing(T+L+Y) for not doing some econs shit.
I noted through most parts of the forum. And frankly, people who are actually behind my views are Adam and Benji and that is against the whole christian society in TPJC. GOD IS WITH THEM, cheebye lah nabei.
Let me just state a point which I share with Benji.
Jesus is Jesus, there is NO PROVE that he wrote the Bible, so whatever shit in there you cannot use bible to counter us! CAUSE THE BIBLE WAS NOT WROTE BY HIM, IT'S WROTE BY THE FUCKING CHURCH. We're looking into a more scientific view here, and faith. Faith wise, yes, Bible and Church and all others, all are your life. But scientifically, there is no prove at all.
In case you guys don't understand lah, since the bible was not written by him, how can u use bible to counter the arguments we have like "Jesus wanted to be kill by Judas."? The fact is that is an assumption made by the "Gospel of Judas" and that it's not verified at all, but it still remains a possiblity. Just that because that gospel was not included into the bible and so you can lame it like some shit? NO SHIT MAN.
Because in all, Bible itself is also just an "assumption." But it's the assumption made for the highest order for the church to follow.
But let me ask you guys, do you christians believe in Church or believe in God? Church are people who follow the "orders" of Jesus, but whatever they follow is also an assumption.
How was the 4 gospels chosen? Let me tell you how according to the documentary.
This priest, whom I don't know and don't care who, selected 4 gospels which are so-called the most famous or popular gospels during that time. There were many many other gospels to be chosen from, but he only chose 4. And that among the rejected Gospel, one of it is Gospel of Judas.
So get it? I won't question faith wise as that is touching onto the religious matter, but scientifically, it shows that Church/Bible does not = God.
And you ask me whether why I believe in that documentary and not the bible? Well, cause firstly I'm not Christian, secondly I'm just stating from what I believe myself to be a more reliable source. Give you an expert talking on National Geographic and another just a JC1 fucking brat speaking all on GoD and bible. Which would you choose? OBVIOUS RIGHT? Tamade lah I rather go hear a DoG bark rather than a brat preaching on college level.
And also, I want to question another thing.
Is it that, if we don't believe in God, we believe in Buddha, believe in Islam, believe in dead man confusian, we will go to hell?
You cursing us?
Ok maybe not. But somehow Takahina feels that is a little bigoted.
Argh.
Not angry liao, scold finish le.
I have no offence at all to Christians ar, just that please, don't just blindly follow whatever you're preached. Experts, other people whom I know believe in Christianity, they are not that extreme. They do pursue in uncovering and knowing more things scientifically, and properly access these information, however "satanic" or whatever. So why can't extremist do such? You can pursue such things and still believe in God, isn't that the most important thing? Your faith and trust?
Sia lah... how come I write until hor I sound like a Christian sia. I'm a Buddhist, and a not very commiteed one as well. I think I watch too much of this "moral" thingy and maybe too much "Journey to the West." The Japanese version one, quite cute oso the monk.
That's my band over there. It's official you see. I'm Taka the drummer. yay
Why am i called Taka? Well mainly because Hyde said Takahina is too gay and Takahina feels so too. Makes people think it's a girl.
There was once when Takahina used the name Takahina to go to some stupid making friends website and I just used the pictures of Takako, my goddess as the display pic. Lo and Behold, hordes of guys or "sianners" whom I call it approach me. And the amount is frighteningly many. From there, Takahina decide to do an experiment.
TFCTS
To Fucking Con The Sianners.
Thus so, Takahina changed everything, from having a Takako picture to having another beautiful Japanese Girl's picture. This Japanese girl I did talk to her before and she is in my MSN list. But she doesn't go online now. Takahina created another alias as Saeko Fujima. Hehehehehe... mainstream name man.
This her picture...
Then throughout the course of over 1 and half year, the number of sianners come from everywhere. Iraq, Pakistan, India, Taiwan, Singapore, Thailand, US, Europe...
Few of the comments they made on "my" homepage...
1.
hey you look like so sweety and cute also so beautiful I would like to be a friend with you. This is st to hearing from you soon Best wishes eve from meI am 29 years old, I really interest you would you like to be a my friend my email adress is @#$@#%@#%!%!$%!@$%!
That guy is from Jerusalem, Isreal. He freaks me out.
2.
"Hiiiiii~~~~ didn't dropped by here for so long! lolz. how are you??? :D how life over Singapore?? :) hope you're doing great over there. hehehe! i came here to drop by to say "HI" to you since i haven't come here for so long. :P i'm so sorry. Take care my long long friend :)"
That guy from United States. He talks in like a very friendly manner. But the fact is, "Saeko" don't know him at all in the first place. But Saeko replied to him in the guestbook...
"I'm doing fine now, thanks for caring. ^^"
"Saeko-chan, i wonder how long have you been living in Singapore? And have you been back to Japan recently?"
Den, another guy came in and interrupted this guy.
"hey fucker .. she's my girl don't u know? Don't try to snatch..." But the fact is once again, i don't know this guy.
Saeko chan is so popular man...
Then there was once, when I got so fed up with the whole plan I just stopped adding friends. So i reject them. Then this guy...
nice to meet u.... why u not add me?? why u not add me at msn??? wish we're friend forever... u also can visit my webpage and give some me comment.. tan Q.. *0*
I was like wtf. This guy is from Singapore. And I still haven't add him at all.
Then also, some of the guys picture is just stupid man.
He smiles like an idiot. Saeko hates him
Stupid mainstream idiot. Your eyes pa jiao ar? I checked his list of friends and all are girls. This kind of fucking chebye, don't understand how can girls like sia.
Dude, I know you have fetish. You're round, your face is round, you're holding round balloons. But if you much prefer, just get some boobs k. I hate your pics anyway. Freakish.
Go bomb someone else dude. Don't think I don't know under your shitty vest is a bunch of dynamites.
Speaks for itself.
I've also seen another pic whereby the guy is wearing just his underwear. I ban him immediately.
Anyway, some of the more hiong ones are those middle east people. There was few times whereby some found my msn. And talk to me.
He said...
"Saeko I love you."
I said...
"I'm flattered."
"I really love you, I can't live without you."
"I'm not oxygen molecules."
"You're like one to me!! I'm willing to divorce my wife for you!"
"Den if I marry you, and u see another girl. Will u divorce me too?"
"No, I won't!! I loyal to u only!"
"Even if I have a dick?"
From then on, he has blocked me. :p
Another one... he picked the wrong time to talk to me. I was pissed that time.
He said:
"Hi..."
I said:
"You are?"
"I'm from Zorpia, Jusmal remember?"
"No I don't."
"Haha, well nvm. It's ok if u remember now. You're beautiful."
"Thank you, anything else?"
"Hmmm, can we meet?"
"No we can't. I'm afraid u will come to my country with a bomb and bomb us all. Go fuck another girl... or are u gay?"
From then on, I blocked him before he can block me.
At times, it's fun to do this man. I remember once Tian Wei he went to MIRC, and to a chat line. He put sex as female, and had a very gay name. Then I witnessed it as a guy just talk to him.
"You girl?"
"Ya."
"Are you a virgin."
I'm amazed man.
The World has too many sianners. We should kill more.
What has Takahina been doing around these few days?
Simple, just slacking around.
Ever since yesterday, Takahina's parents have went to Genting leaving the whole house to Takahina's own dominance. This made this good friday very good.
Firstly was yesterday, OniShinobi came over and stayed after the lan session whereby Benji was practically in a bad mood whole game round and Ben being very happy for taking revenge at Takahina in generals. Takahina was rather unamused. That game is not balanced I tell you, the USA is just too strong. They have planes and all types of shit to kill whereby China forces you can send over. Since the game itself was also produced by a US company so it can well be considered biased. I mean, come on, can US always produce regular supply of money falling from heaven just because it's a "heavily christian" society and god will provide money from the skies.
Wah... 钱从天掉下来!!!! The poor can be saved!!
Nah, Bush still remains as fucked up as ever and his penis is just a bunch of bush with no true standard support in the middle. Just imagine...
The real substances are the "2s", the "1s" are just the surrounding covering dense foresting population.
Anyway enough of Bush, I don't like Americans anyway, they suck.
All shall boycott rapping music and big breast fat ladies. They suck big time yeah. Chinese people crave proportion; big breast, slim waist, no sense of shame, pig's ass, etc etc...
Damn it, they have lousy sex. I pity the Westerners. They have such unproportionate woman they might as well fuck a pig or a dog. That's why they always come to Asian countries to steal our woman, and the worse thing is, they come and steal the GOOD woman. Not the bad woman. ARGH!! It's like, I don't mind you come over and steal a pig, but you come over and steal a cat!! That's like damned fucked up man, cats are already limited in Asian countries and you comeover and steal more in a tradeoff for pigs who can snork louder and more quantity. And amazingly, the cats in Asian countries are like always more attracted to such shitty westerners lah. Just cause they have larger shafts and straighter weener, able to hoax you with their slanged english, stupid super saiyan golden hair and abnormal eye colours, you cats all go meow meow over them.
ARGH!!! WHERE IS THE REASON MAN!!! I TELL YOU, TAKAHINA GO LOOK FOR A PLASTIC SURGERY, I CAN MAKE MY DICK TO BE LIKE THOSE OF A MONKEYS TAIL, JUST TOUGHER, MORE PRESSURE AND MORE TOLERANT, THOSE FUCKING ANGMOH WILL BE ENGROSSLY AMAZED AT MY RAM!
There is also another reason, why Japan remains the most strongest AV industry in the whole world... and the more favoured one as well.
Takahina still remembers once when he was talking about Porn industries in the world. His form teacher at that time, Mr Lau... he heard...
Jap industry:
More creativity and faster ejection, making the whole process short and sweet. It's like you won't get bored. You can also see instruments you have never seen before. Very enlightening. The girls can produces one of the best moans in the world you can ever hear man.
US industry:
The fucking same lame ass poser shit you see everyday. Some of their more creative ideas, stuffing their dicks in the middle of a pizza and have the pig eat it like a sausage. Eventually the sausage can freaking move about and wreck havoc, spraying their meat juice all around.
THE FUCKING SAUSAGE IS ALIVE MAN!! ARHHHHHHHHHHH... HELP ME!!! AGHHHHHHHH......
The another version will be hanging a donut around their dick. That will be the prefered version of the american policemen. There is a theory, "never bribe a policemen in US with money, bribe them with donuts."
And just listen to the 杀猪 sound, man it's morfitying. The pigs will keep on craving, "oh... **** me.... ****me more... ***********" Fuck la, how you want them to fuck you more, install a motor in the guys's revolving hips then pluck in A.C supply to that guy's ass to make it pump at a higher frequency ar??? An obvious example of pigs with no brain man.
Singapore porn industry:
Still in growing stages. Founder: Tammy of NYP and that guy with the 8cm dick. I pray for you man.
All of us had a united stand. Jap's industry is the best. Jae Song from Korea thought overwise though, but well, he's korean, he hates Japan, so he is forced through patrioty to say otherwise.
As for Takahina, it's obvious, he likes cartoon pussy and 水晶 knows it.
Desmond Chan asked her:
Hey, wanna go chalet stay overnight or not?
水晶:
Don't know leh..
DC:
Why??/
水晶:
Cause Takahina staying overnight also.
I'm greatly flattered. Really.
But the main thing is, Takahina hates americans.
Wait a minute, what has that gotta do with Takahina liking cartoon pussy. In fact, there is no link.
Takahina just hates Americans. Whatever GP essay or Econ Essay, Takahina will always support the non-American side.
GO CHINA, even though I dislike your slang...
GO INDIA, even though I dislike your smell...
But still, I'LL SUPPORT YOU 2 FOREVER!!! GO GO GO!!!
I know i know, it's been some time since Takahina last blogged. Takahina is a fucked up idiot i know. I write sub standard stuff nowadays I know. Maybe Takahina should write shit like
"Today just went to play Badminton, Damn Shiok!"
Sorry Des Chan, that's the best classic example I can think of.
It's fricking 1.55am now. Junrong and Onishinobi is now downstairs, playing Fatal Frame 1. Suit themselves, but Takahina is not interested in sacrificing his sleep for a horror game. This is because of a traumatised event Takahina had in the past.
During Secondary 1, my brother is obessed with Silent Hill 1. So he played it everyday, and it rained whenever it played. It's like once the PS "DIIIIIII DIII DIII DII DII..." sounded, and the bloody cheebyical background of the "New Game, Load Game, Options" screen appeared, the rain would fall out of a sudden in a clear blue sky. The fricking fucking game is damned it cursed i tell u!
Now Chin Han is playing Fatal Frame 2, and it started on the day when it rained. So if you notice rain falling out of a sudden. It proves 1 thing,
Someone is playing a damn it GUI game.
Now then, back to the main flow. This week is too busy, inspiration did flow, but wasn't enough to materialise. Fat and Short uncle nordin told Takahina to run 4km. That was the first time Takahina felt like shit. Then today Takahina went to swim, immediately Takahina felt like shit again.
And the fact that Takahina blasted his offspring all over on one of these days did not help. But you can't blame, if Takahina doesn't do that, his little brother would be too excited to lie down and sleep. That feeling is fucked up.
And so, Takahina is kinda not feeling too good today. It has been building up, but then it still hasn't exploded yet, the pool of virus in my body cannot freaking wake up and cause chaos. So, Takahina can't get any proper MC or rest. Sleep at 1.30am everyday, it's bad yet so freaking cool. You get to boast,
"HEY FUCKERS, I SLEEP 5 HOURS A DAY AND STILL HAVE THE POWER TO PRODUCE KIDS, I BET YOU CAN'T!"
But then, Takahina is kinda worried. Today went to swim right, I saw this guy just bath finish and came out. His fucking SAUSAGE is fricking straight and stands somemore!!! OH MY CHEEBYE! I was like wtf, I need a damned it surgery, if not in future my wife cannot have any pleasure and finds another guy, making me wear a cheebye green hat which is damn f-ed up.
Hmmm, Fed up = Fucked up. Quite true....
So Takahina in the end will still need medical help. With his dick, and with his virus.
There is one shit that Takahina doesn't appreciate, even though he tries to. That in mainstream media.
Singalore's society has fallen to a state whereby people are followers, they follow the mainflow of whatever is famous or popular, they follow blindlessly and likes it religiously, without giving any whatsoever thoughts on "why is it good" or "why do I like it." They just give the stupid answer that they like it.
Which is very flawed.
Yeah yeah, Takahina is never one who likes such mainstream things. Go ahead and say that Takahina is strange, but Takahina loves being to the minority of indies who likes music which nobody else hear or artist whereby nobody else really like...
"AH........... Takako sama... my love...."
Anyway, lately Steiner has been hitting alot of Takahina's thoughts, mostly regarding to the lame things which he mentioned about mainstream music.
Now then, you all may ask, what is mainstream media.
Well, in Takahina's definition, it means music which are mostly popular and easily acceptable in the current society. So to say more people listen to them, radios often play them, cinema plays them just to earn people's money and not imparting any form of education to them. In fact, Takahina even wrote a part of his views on mainstream movies in the essay he submitted to Lulu a month ago. However, Takahina feels that Lulu may be a mainstream watcher as well, that's why Takahina didn't score well. She offended, bo pian.
So examples of such mainstream media is like..
Music -
Look at the cover, you know he's a poser already.
Jay Chou's love ballads. Takahina won't say his rap is mainstream since not all people like it, and the lyrics of his raps are meaningful at times.
Movies -
Yeah, Takahina will fuck your wife as well Mister.
Shit like Wedding Crashers (Takahina is sure he mentioned this before), such movies only exist to CFD. Con your money, Fuck your mind, Ditch itself out of your mind. Just like the many ah bengs who watch such things, Con a girl, Fuck her, ditch her.
Anime/Manga -
Get a pair of specs dude.
Believe it or not, there is. Such mangas and animes are Naruto and Gundam Seed Destiny. Why are they mainstream? Cause they are supposedly good production, but to be bastardised and overrated by shitty Singaloreans, which makes Takahina unwilling to watch them.
The shitified fact about mainstream is that even though they may be good, they are always bastardised to be overrated. Then other less mainstream are in the process, ignored by this mainstream lameass people. That is the main shit about it.
Let Takahina ask, how many people in Singapore actually buys or listen to Matsu Takako's music. I think it's less than the GST of jpop listeners in Singalore. And how many hardcore Jpop/Jrock listeners are there in Singalore? Again, less than the GST of Singapore. So to say, it's very very little. Her songs are also love ballads, and such, but then no one hears, why? Cause most get overcrowded by the power of mainstream Jpop artist like Boa and Ayumi. Ayumi in the past is mainstream due to her overwhelming popular love ballads, but now she's changing style and undoubtedly her fame has dropped. To be below Boa Takahina feels. Why so? Cause Boa is still singing mainstream music. Also, it could be due to the failure of advertising, but whatever.
But then, does Takahina hate Boa's mainstream music? No. What Takahina dislikes it the way people ignore other artist due to mainstream.
The fact is that due to mainstream music being more readily accepted, it doesn't mean that it's good, just that it's easily accepted. So to say, less mainstream music is not bad just cause it's less readily accepted. Get Takahina?
If people do not give indie music a chance, then they keep on listening to mainstream music, eventually your views and all will be overcrowded by the mainstream quality and it will be harder and harder to accept other streams of music. Like Takahina has never listened to hardcore music in the past. But thanks to Sephiroth and Steiner giving Takahina the chance, he has listened, and now he listens to it... albeit once in a while. It's not neccesary for one to compulsory like indie music, but just give it a try. Do not be extreme.
And normally, Singaloreans need not give mainstream things a try. Why? Cause it's bloody everywhere. There was once Zidane played Dota and this guy just spammed...
Wou bu xiang, wou bu xiang, bu xiang zhang da...
For 2 whole hours.
Takahina still remembers there was once he hitted a high of 21 comments... Just cause Takahina is quarelling with Nuke that Naruto is overrated and not the best anime. But that guy just keeps on going.
Now?
He doesn't really craze that much over Naruto anymore.
Conclusion?
Takahina is always correct.
Moral of story?
Takahina is conceited.
Remember, mainstream is not bad. Just that it's too popular. Takahina has no way stated indie or mainstream is better, just that don't cloud your vision over any obsession.
This world has too much mainstream shit, we need to do somethings to un-mainstream it.
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Yeah yeah... go cosplay. Just kick that overgrown Sakura and it'll be fine.
