The photographing Takahina

Since the exams are coming, Takahina will just let the pictures do the talking. A whole bunch of them actually.

Actually, why I suddenly wanted to post is cause I can't obtain the answer for a maths TYS pg 31 question 7b) I seriously think the answer is wrong. But whatever. I shall not bastard about that anyway.

Fuck the prelims.

Firstly is an event I had with a cat while eating dinner at a coffee shop with my parents.

This cat...



is seriously...



evillll........



Next, Takahina went to a cosfest with Onishinobi!! YAY!! However the cosfest was somewhat just a sub genre of the whole event which was actually WCG 06. Whatever. So Takahina just took out his hp and took pictures... at mainly the stage.

This one is for the host...



This one is for the host and the amazingly puny Star Trek guy.



And lastly a blur pic of Bleach people.



Not that I care too much about Bleach anyways. But whatever.

Soon after, Takahina took pics with a pair of TWIN COSPLAYERS!!




DUN THEY LOOK ALMOST TOTALLY THE SAME??!! just the colours, must be different skin parents like black negro with white ang moh.

By the way, Onishinobi pretended he don't know me while I took pics with them...

And since we're on the topic of Cosplay...

I'll show u a bunch of... maybe mediocre done cosplay.



Rikku should lose some weight. The pink girl I don't know who.

And also, my cousin was at the scene as well. So she sent me some pics of her. I'll just post one since the others are too explicit to be shown.



She's the one of the right. Not bad... but there is plenty of room for improvement.

Ok, done.

Don't think you guys wanna see pictures of my scribbling on TYS right?

The Takahinaism Takahina part 2

Hi yooooooo.....

After about 3 weeks of stopping production for Takahina's issues, today finally Takahina will have a new post in!

You guys excited right...

right?

Ok whatever. Like you guys even care. I bet that while you're reading this you're wondering why the fuck am I writing this and why the fuck are you reading it.

Want me to sanction it?

Anyways, there are various type of Takahinaism around, but they mostly circulate on 1 main principle. And that principle is something mostly coming from a religion called Daoism.

That principle goes in a standard way like...

"Never do onto others what you don't want to happen to you. But if they do happen, do remember to do back onto that person."

So it's like 2 chinese proverbs into one, 1 kind and 1 evil mixed into 1. That is Takahinaism's basis.

己所不欲, 勿施于人 + IF NOT 以牙以牙.

That is why Takahina is seemingly full of double standards and a lot of skeptisim. There are many examples, but I shall state out the few which I have already wrote out before and the few of my most valued principles.

1.

"Never flirt with any girl whom already has a boyfriend."

This is one of Takahina's most valued principles, because Takahina will never want his girlfriend being flirted at and in the end kena stolen away. But if Takahina future girlfriend does get stolen away, the guy who did it better be careful. Cause something dangerous will happen to you. Careful the tooth fairy come looking for you one day. And somehow, Takahina seemed to be having such a good job at keeping this principle, some of my friends think that I hate their girlfriend or that I'm gay.

I truly think I'm repeating my point which I made in a previous post.

2.

"Never ever boast on how good you are, even if you're really good."

This is a social issue, not just Takahina's. The world has too many fucking kao pei kia that this world is fucked up. Takahina will never want that, and thus so Takahina will never be like that. However, if you do start to talk in that way, such as "I'm confident I can own your ass." You beware. Cause once that happened, I'll try ways no matter what to bloody hunt you down. There was once this Techie suicide my Lina during a game of Dota and he went kao peing. That does it, and so my Lina did an all out no brainer/regardless of consequence attack. Light Pillar, Dragon Wave, Laguna Blade, all in less that 2 secs. That Techie quit game afterwards as my Laguna was saved only for him and I don't kill anyone else cept for the Techie. So never ever boast or kao bei about anything, cause Takahina will go to extreme methods. He will quit the game/event/whatever soon after, if not refuse playing with the people who did that to him.

That's why one of Takahina's main aim in life is to kill fucking Ah Bengs who loiter in Lan. The day Takahina gets a gun is the day you all DIE.

But of course, there are time to time whereby I still go on kao peiing around. Such as...





FULL COMBO ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I actually got big headed to the extent I sent this 2 pics to my disciple. Frankly that was very wrong on me... I should self reflect upon my own actions... immature me..... shit man... posting the pics showed on how big headed I can get... Must repent....

3.

"Always remember what people have done to you/you have done to people, and remember in gratitude/repay in dark fury."

This is one of the principles which is making Takahina the Emo Takahina. As Benji so adequetly put it, the fact that I'm emo is due to the fact that I always remember events and regret them at times. I remember the few past stupid actions I have done to some girls. I remember the few past things people said or done to me which have gained my incorrigible wrath. This principles tends to create a lot of emotions as when you remember them, you recall of the emotions you obtained in it and this emotions will greatly mindfuck you, to the fact that you do actions you can't believe as well.

I always have great respect and is mostly a guai guai kia in school, cause I understand and appreciate teacher's work. The past Miss Lee made me engraved it unconsciously. So for 7 Flowers who always wonder why i like guai guai kia.. everytime be time keeper. Just think, if you're the teacher, you wait in the class for those inconsiderate fuckers, would u be happy?

I always hold grudges/debts/comments/critisms people have on me, regardless of them being dumb or whatever. Cause firstly it indeed those improve myself, secondly, due to Takahina being a stubborn Takahina, after I got rid of that critism or find no need to get rid of that habit, I will hunt that fucker down regardlessly, with that habit he critised.


4.

"Unless you have reached a status of being a damn pro (under my definition, someone whom is actually famous for it.) You don't have the rights to say anybody else, but only give your most best possible constructive opinion."

Upon saying that, Takahina just realised that he just betrayed this principle not long ago...


Noob Band number 1


Noob Band number 2


Noob couple singing.

How did I betray my opinion? Just ask Desmond Chan...

Desmond Chan, "So that band how? Band number 1.."
WH, "Damn Noob."
Desmond Chan, "How about this one? Their vox not bad ar..."
WH, "Damn Noob."
Desmond Cham, "This couple ok leh, the guy maybe a little off, but the girl is alright."
WH, "I can sing better."

This is damn arrogant. I must repent.

So Junwei... You're not that noob la. You're damn pro. Ok? But then my Prince of Persia got 2654 for the survival mode, Desmond Ong is a witness. Go ahead and break it yea? Until then, you're still the yardstick for the line of noobness and proness.

However, for people who criticized bands like siao... like... someone's who's blog is in pink and doesn't like a rockstar attitude whereby he is almost acting in a rockstar attitude... You better repent. IF not Takahina will comment on you till you wanna fall in mercy. Careful.

For those who are feeling confused over the guy with the pink blog, just think of the bassist of Defuse which already defused. And if that guy is reading this, please feel free to comment hor... I shall see if you have gotten a good grasp on my principles.

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As all you can see, these are just parts of the main Takahinian principles mostly and mainly shaped on the basic phrase of 己所不欲, 勿施于人 + IF NOT 以牙以牙.

So to summarise nicely, Takahinaism is just...

己所不欲, 勿施于人 + IF NOT 以牙以牙.

However, there's another aspect of Takahinaism and that is to be able to talk "clever " and reasonable things.

In fact, actually i'm a downright emotional and petty person. I like to keep tabs on personal issues... very much. Takahinaism is actually a very useful survival skills in today's world, how to say... the fact that you dun anyhow chiong and all, it ensures that you don't mess with people, but if they mess with you, they will know what comes to them. With great power, they will understand how to obey you and stuff.

I never believe in shit such as ruling through total freedom and democracy, cause firstly people are dumb. Ya they are truly dumb at times. What shapes this dumbness is their idealogy and character developed throughout the years and the different amplitude of intellect they have. However, too little freedom and democracy is bad as well, cause it makes the truly clever people dumb.

And that is the only point that PAP has taught me, which is quite true imo. What is the US, a country with too much freedom? Just a bunch of fools talking like idiots like Bush. Black Bush is much better than him.

Yet, what is too much control? Just think North Korea, it looks damn weird, even the dictator of the country is. Fat, idiotic looking and practically dumb... fancy wanting to release a nuclear bomb without knowing how to. I say we let him develop his own technology, within the life time of that fatass I doubt North Korean can shoot any shit, except practically shit itself.

Now... I'm going off topic. But never mind. Cause why? Cause Takahinaism stated that it's ok to speak freely, as long as it's reasonable and somewhat intellect. SOMEWHAT ok? somewhat...

Anyway, hope that finally answers to question so many people has, such as Audric and Rurouni, always wondering why I don't like to go to club la... why I don't go sian girls la... why I don't do shit most of you people do. Cause Takahinaism is in fact a self reflection of yourself and consideration in your opinion at it's best.

If everyone practices Takahinaism, will the world be a better place? Nope, cause with people like Benji who allows absolute sexual freedom for himself and his wife and the many people in the world who holds different values, this different values will conflict in the end.

But if so, what's the use of Takahinaism?

Well, do I enforce you people to learn it?

No, right?

Go fuck yourself and your friends' wife if you like, and prepare to have your wife fucked in the process.

The Postponing Takahina 3

Sorry, The True Takahina under construction.

Due to a recent spate of previously thought extinct diligence and conscience being undiscovered in the deep depths of the Takahina mind, Takahina decided to for a short moment stop blogging. Partly also due to the death of many great Takahinian Brain cells with the current stress of the studying wars, the great public cells has sought to go rioting in the great minds of Takahina, resulting in disabled service of the media in the Takahinian world.

Thus so, we deeply apologize for the lack of whatever media you guys won't be missing.

The Postponing Takahina 2

For the second time, Takahina shall postpone his post again.

Why?

Cause the JC has a lot of test coming up, Takahina just can't find the time to blog. So, guys please await for the next post.

The Takahinaism Takahina part 2.

The Takahinaism Takahina part 1

Recently, Takahina has got very angsty about various issues in reality and dreams and the limitations available in the society itself.

Takahina is someone who likes to drum, likes japanese stuff and dance DDR with a great passion. He likes most stuff and doing most things which most people don't do, heck he even blogs differently from most of these people. He's more like a black sheep in otherwords, although he does know that they are black sheeps around as well. But gradually throughout, Takahina is feeling that, the society don't accept someone like him.

People like Takahina, people who have different ideals, people who do things differently, people who have their own principles and opinion. Such people are facing more and more restriction, especially in a place like Singapore.

There is those talk shows on youngsters issues, what "有话就说" or "Real talk", whatever shit. They should get Takahina up. But precisely it's because people like Takahina is ignored and regarded as strange or weird in this society, thats why we don't get our say. We don't get our wanted power. We can only use things like blogging and posting to say our true feelings.

Hence so, for 2 posts in The True Takahina, I shall bitch about all those shit which I want to complain about.

Lately, as Takahina mixed in with more of his friends and families. Somehow, he has heard of opinions in which we are desperately misunderstood and unappreciated. Unknown of whatever shit there may be, Takahina wants to address these causes.

My thoughts, my arguments, and my emotion.

This will be Takahinaism.

Throughout life, Takahina feels that he has developed to a stage whereby he has already developed and knows what he wants in life. Just let me ask many of you people and youngsters, have you obtained your dream in life? Do you have a clue of what you want to pursue? Don't tell me you just want to work under someone as an economist adviser or whatever shit earning shitty money and just to be a mainstream worker throughout your life?

Sam asked me one question one day, and that is if my biggest fear is to be a mainstream worker, which is to just get a degree and work like an idiot throughout life. Earning for promotions and megre shit but eventually, failing to achieve your dreams. After all, what is your dream?

Girls may wanna be Tai Tai and all, being a ripped off Paris Hilton, marry a fucking rich guy and bitch around him, leeching all his cash and spoiling the future brat. Whatever, that is your dream and Takahina will respect it reluctantly. No doubt a dumb dream, it is still a dream. But the thing is, how you achieve it.

Can you people just answer yourself, what I have asked previously. What is your dream. Earn big bucks? Live a normal life? Be a damn pro soccer player? Owning all those fucking cheebye ah bengs in Dota? Being someone faithfully devoted to Jesus? Fuck all girls in the world and create billions of offsprings, eventually creating world war 3 with your offsprings as a bunch of soldiers? Being a damn pro judge and scolding off all those noobs on Superband?

Next ask this question, are you working towards your dream? If you desire to live an ordinary life, then how ordinary do you want your life to be? Do you have enough finance and capability to live this ordinary life?

The fact about this is that, most people in life don't really get to do what they dream of. Unless your dream is to be an ordinary life lah. But if so then u can go fuck yourself cause that is damn dumb.

Its your dreams, and your chasing of this dreams which makes you unique.

Takahina has several dreams. But eventually Takahina decided that he wants to be a future pro drummer. Takahina wants to go professional in drumming and eventually play drum around the world, and especially for Matsu Takako :p



The drumset at 4tones, one of the better drumsets i have played with so far.

However, my drumming dream is filled with lack of support. My family doesn't seem to support leh. My mother once said she regretted letting me learn drum. My father wanted me to stop going for the lessons in saturday and study more.

But I have said no strongly. Then I replied "I'll get the degree, but i'll never give up my drums."

And that is precisely one of the biggest problem with society, in that it poses all type of trouble and obstacles to our dreams. But at the same time, it's these obstacles which make your chasing of your dreams worthwhile. So those mainstreamers telling me to stop drumming and all can shit off, cause I will never, never give up my drums.

For once I love Taufik for his song "I dream" to my great horror. But still that guy sucks. Slyvester Sim sucks as well, one day i meet you I'll use Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang to kill you.

I admit i'm normal in same ways, I follow the damn bloody education system, I listen to mainstreams channels like 933 and disgust vehemently at the mainstream music they play but still listen to it. However, what i dislike are people who follow the system blindly.

To me, the system is "survival". You don't follow it, you will die in the future. And I do agree with it. Cause the whole society follows this system, if you don't, you will get fucked up. The main thing however is how you can escape from this system once you gained a foothold.

The NS system for Takahina will be just a money grabbing tool, and perhaps an opportunity for Takahina to get fucked in the ass.
The Education system for Takahina is just, to learn of words and ways to continuously insult PAP and their rigid outdated ways.
The Job system for Takahina, will also just be a money grabbing tool, so that Takahina can grow famous one day with drumming and shit the boss up by saying...

"Yo fucker, you think you are still superior to me? Do you know how many people marvel at Takahina's drums rather than your freacking work ethics? Don't think I don't know you seduce your secretaries ar..."

This life is too boring to just follow the system. The system is like something which controls your freedom and don't allow you to do shit you like. I mean, even my current school has lots of complains towards student intiating a CCA which they actually like and that my school even cut off a CCA which Takahina likes! Damn fuck you know. If the CCA i was in was not cut off, Takahina could have been a pro singer you know?! And to think TPJC produced Shermaine whereby the school system don't actually seem to be supportive of such ideals at all. Damn ironic.

I went to IJC the first 3 months and the CCA and culture freedom for pursuing of interests there has already attracted Takahina. If not for some PikaCHU, Takahina may never have left the school in the first place. And to think, if I stayed on in IJC, Ben would have been in the fucking same class as me la!! EVEN THEIR NOTES ARE MORE ELABORATE AND BETTER!! DAMN CB!

And the next best thing is, they seem to have alot of rich Paris Hiltons there to leech on.... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........

I think hor, maybe schools should impart a system like this...



Won't schools be more fun and interesting that way? They will be forced to study in fear of the pain as well. Damn effective I tell you.

Life is too boring. And it's cause of these systems and mediocre people who don't understand and try to comprehend the rigidity of these systems that make life so boring.

So what should we do? Pursue our dreams and make life more interesting, and hopefully your dream is not those mainstream shit like "I wanna get married", I will blackmail you to marry a chicken literally if that's your dream. If not, you can try to be like my disciple here...



He's making life for the Rurouni damn interesting. Look at that face, it speaks of a thousand words on his mentality and that is damn cool.

The not posting Takahina

Sorry ar, this week won't blog for some unknown reason to even Takahina as well.

Thus so, please wait for next week for more of your weekly Takahinas.

Thanks to supporters like Uncle Sam, Dessy Chan and Rurouni gang. Your contributions won't be forgotten. ^^

See ya next week...

The scammed Takahina

Just a few hours ago, when Takahina went pirated game browsing with Uncle Sam and Emo Benji, Takahina noticed something and he found it... pleasantly pleasing to his eyes and his fetish.



500 BISHOUJO GAMES!!!?!? OMFG!!!

I mean, even ME!! One of the hentai experts among my groupies, didn't know of that humongous among of Bishoujo games subtitled in English. Just imagine, 500 bishoujo games. If every Bishoujo game has at least 1 sex scene and if a guy hits his hand gun with 1 sex scene every day. It'll take a fucking 1 and a half year to finish loading his seed all over this GREAT COLLECTION!!

I mean, ONE AND A HALF YEAR EVERYDAY!!!

Can you believe it?!!!

I DON'T!!

But i want to. :p

So without much question and attributing to the fact that Takahina has a little more $$ today, he went on to buy this obviously fake and false Bishoujo games collection. After all, $7 for 500 games is a damn rip off. Just having 5 Bishoujo games in it is already an awesome buy.

Please refer to the graph as shown.



As you can see, the demand for Bishoujo games is definitely there, and what's more, it's very price inelastic!! MEANING! That no matter what the price rise, the quantity demanded won't drop too much! So even if you sell this great piece of collection for $15, Takahina may even be willing to be it as well!!

However, refering to the graph above, it can be easily known that the supply of it is so little. IT'S SO DAMN FUCKING LITTLE, WE BISHOUJO GAMER'S FETISH CAN'T BE ACCOMPLISHED!! THIS IS A LACK OF CONSUMER'S WELFARE!! WE BEG TO FIGHT THIS SHORTAGE!

So i think it's kinda obvious, the government have to be something about this. But, luckily, one group of people heard our pleas....

All Hail Piracy!



Now let's see...

The one on the left is a Wuss just like Uncle Sam, the one in the middle is sadly, like a poser. The one on the right is better of being a full bodied blondie.

Anyway, these group of people rocks. Currently, Takahina has bought 2 series of Bishoujo game from them. One is called Kana little sister and the other is called X-change 2. Having that confident in them, Takahina went on to buy this fetish's biggest hope and dream. 500 Hentai Minigame Collection 2006!

So the damned happy Takahina went home and slotted the shit into his cd-drive. However, it won't open, greatly displeasuring Takahina. After several repetitious clicks on the open button on the cd-rom, my cd-rom drive finally opened it's mouth and swallowed up the disc, almost swallowing my hand as well. This cd-rom drive, can auto close itself, so Takahina have to be fast. Luckily he's trained in drumming.

However, one thing went onto Takahina's mind.

"Wait, 1 game should be about 700MB. How can a disc store 500x 700MB?? That is... 350000MB..."

The disc will explode with so much data.

Shiate.

But what to do... $7 liao. Price inelastic. Cannot blame ar.

Then so, Takahina now blacked face, and in no mood to take out his dick from his pants, clicked on the shitty application. It seems that this person has managed to encrpyted a whole bunch of games into this application, and installing this 1 application will install all of it... it seems.

But.

Takahina waited for my computer's rom to actually start running. The internal fan is like,

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........eeeeeeeeeeeeee...
.....

So in otherwords, the system loaded, stopped loading, starts to load, stops loading. Repeat the cycle till an hour later.

"Sorry, the system tio error, now will restart computer."

Ah. Tio fuck liao.

This proves a few lessons.

Piracy, only believe occasionally.

My kind of fetish, hard to achieve.

With the condition my computer is in, I think the only thing that can be played is Bishoujo Game, which is almost like powerpoint with words and pictures and sounds as explained by Onishinobi before.

I need a new computer and more money.

I still prefer Wuss than posering gay. (Sorry Orlando)

The sell out Takahina

Are you wondering why Takahina is not updating?

Are you wondering why Takahina is having low standard post recently?

Are you wondering why Takahina is not having more photos in his blog?

Cause I'm beginning to be a sell out. Just imagine, what if The True Takahina becomes a sell out and began to blog like those ordinary bloggers out there with sianzzzzzzzzz..... yoooooozzzzzzzz..... "Today played badminton, damn shiok!"...... kinda chiiinaa post.

Horrendous right?

But, bo pian.

Let me tell you what happened lately la.

My Ma tio mosquito bite, then the blood from the mosquito flowed into the system and thus destroyed the cells inside, so to say plainly, dengue fever la. Damn sian man. So Takahina went to hospital lately, and got damn tired. But then, in the process hor, Takahina gained inspiration for new novel ideas la. But then, NLT not finished, so won't continue.

Another thign that happened.

Lately hor, my ma and pa got very irritating. They see me, will ask me,

"GOT READ NEWSPAPER OR NOT?"
"GOT STUDY OR NOT?"
"I DON'T SEE YOU STUDYING LEH!?"

Hello... ok la, at times i don't read newspaper but then lately the main news is just on Isreal and the dumbass attack on some fed up country in the mid east. I don't get it man, they are so poor and have shitified life, yet they attack each other like siao. I suspect they discriminate each other from the smell of each other, just like animals like lions and all.

Animals spray their urine around trees and plants to plant their territory la, then anything which obstruct or enter their region they just chiong la.

Isreal spray their bullets around countries and mid east areas to mark their territory la, then anything which smell or steal their oil in their region they just chiong la.

Ok la, maybe i'm not informed enough, I don't even know why they are attacking. Cause of this private?? whatever man. Who cares, they can just exchange their PMs privates to each other or milk oil from the fat people in their country, who cares. I don't read war shit. War shit is for people who can't get enough of CS and likes shit flying about. Just imagine, if all the bullets in the world is made of shit... the world would be a so much better place. And Takahina will be a rare commodity cause I have damn lots of shit.

These people, should just get a copy of hentai, and jerk themselves off to get rid of that testorones or whatever gene in them. Who says porn is harmful, I say it's damn beneficial and the government should make it compulsory for every person to have a copy of porn in their house. Then give funds to further enhance the porn industry to any willing woman willing to be whorestars like Tammy, just think about the possibilities, more profits, more income!! You want to wonder why did Japan have a gradual improvement in their economy?? ALL THANKS TO THE PORN INDUSTRY!! And the best thing is, THE DEMAND NEVER FALLS! The young wants to learn about sex, the middle wants to watch better girls than their wife, the old need to try to gain back their libido, THERE IS DEMAND FROM ALL AGE GROUP! Then consider, Singapore having no local porn industry at all... why do you have such a high import rate??? THANKS TO THE HAVING NO LOCAL PORN INDUSTRY!! And therefore the government tax us more just to justify the fact the government never give us enough sex motivation? THAT IS SO WARPED MAN!!

Frankly PAP, consider this man, anything goes for Takahina!!

But la, if Takahina's future girlfriend is to act in a porn, I'll kill her. Really, kill her.

Yo pa, you say I never study. You see how I linked GP to econs and to politics!? YOUR SON IS A DAMN GENIUS I TELL YOU! And you should see him do housework, all the laws of physics applied in hanging clothes. The space in between each clothes to have more wind in between to allow convection of air, the usage of torque to get the fucking heavy bamboo up to hang, the usage of potential difference to get water in a tube to flow out... so many laws used! THIS IS CALLED THE TRUE PHYSICS APPLICATION TAKAHINA!

And what about maths, let me tell you man. During the world cup, Takahina used the many probability methods such as binomial distribution to get out the probability to which team will win, and used many laws of algebra to get out on how much he should spend everyday... You see? THIS IS CALLED THE TRUE MATHEMATICS APPLICATION TAKAHINA!

I'm a fucking sell out now.

I feel like playing DOTA, i feel like doing more hw, i feel like doing a lot of shit i despised man. I mean, for once I find Jolin... JOLIN'S SONG WU NIANG NICE LEH!!!

I!! The mainstream hater Takahina, ACTUALLY LIKING A FUCKING MAINSTREAM SONG FROM A PLASTIC BREAST LADY?! OMG!!!!!!!

I'm a sell out man... damn sell out.

Benji is also.
Chun Wei is damn noob.
Desmond Chan is shameless, walking around reading what people are writing for his birthday greetings.

HIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

The questioned Takahina

Many people lately have gotten curious about the ways and system I work, so in otherwords, how I go about planning on my life even though some people don't even bother to plan.

Today, also partly due to having not much insightful knowledge or inspiration in life other than constantly seeing damn frecking sianners and fuckables around my environment and relishing in about the most obscene of places, I will just write on most of the things I believe.

So, you people can just shoot questions to know more about me...

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Overally arrogant bitch: Mr Takahina, why is it that you look so dumb in real life?

Takahina: Cause my parents born me to be such. Securities get this bitch out of here please...

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Mathematician: Can you please explain what you mean by Fuckables?

Takahina: Oh... complicated... look at that bitch that just got out of here. Next!

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Sianner: Why do you hate Sianners so much, aren't you a sianner yourself?

Takahina: I'll never ever forgive any form of sianners and i'm not a sianner. So fuck yourself dude. Securities please get him out of kill him. NEXT!

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Fat guy with huge specs on: Why do you even have a rule to watch porn, you're too much dude!

Takahina: How about you keep on watching the same porn everyday, see if your dick can stand after watching the same thing for 1 year. Securities give him some Hentai. Next.

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Fellow celebrity Blogger: Heyxz, y do ya blog in such gd england and y ya title everytime so siao one? Cannot be like us meh?

Takahina: Next.

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Student: How do you feel about the education system in Singapore.

Takahina: A failure. Next

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Killer: If you can kill a person, who would you kill?

Takahina: Too much to choice from. Next.

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Raper cum blackmailer: Hey, I've got some girls back at my house, how about u join me for some fun yea?

Takahina: Thanks for the gifts. Securities, force his address out from him and kill him. Next!

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PAP supporter: OI, I WON'T STAND YOU INSULTING PAP CONSTANTLY!

Takahina: So you want me to insult you instead? Kill him guys, next!

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Parent concerned with too much porn on internet: How can you encourage people to watch porn?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Takahina: Don't let them watch porn and they won't know how to produce offsprings and act like noobs on the bed. THINK OF YOUR GRAND CHILDREN! THEY WON'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD!! Securities give this parent some porn and pressure her to show it to her children. Next.

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Guy with lots of girls around him: Hey dude, why don't you have any girlfriend?

Takahina: Cause you stole them all pimp. Next.

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Perverse Christian chionger: Why don't you believe in god??? Do you want to go to hell?

Takahina: Do you believe that your god will save you if my men just keeps on burning you but grudge down medical pills to your throat? Next.

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TV surveyer: Do you support local TV?

Takahina: No. NExt

TV surveyer: WHY DON'T YOU SUPPORT!! HEY WAIT UP!

Takahina: Japan dramas make you cry, Taiwan dramas make you cry due to laughing too much, US drama are too draggy reaching up to 700 episdes... Singapore drama? Unheard of. Securities make sure he doesn't leave and force him to watch 700 episodes of Indian dramas. NExt

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Computer Expert: Why don't you change your computer since it's already in such a condition?

Takahina: Bo Lui, Next.

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Smoker: Hey dude, have a puff.

Takahina: Are you Matsu Takako?? NO! Men make him smoke 1000 packets of smokes everyday. After that take out his organs and feed it to people who wanna be negros. Next.

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Jay Chou Fan: Hey....

Takahina: SHUT UP. Men kill her. Next.

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Skeptical Bastard: Why are you so weird?

Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.

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Naruto fan: Why do you like Love Hina so much?

Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.

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Mainstream fellow: Why do you like to listen to underrated stuff?

Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.

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Sianner Guitarist: Why do you play the guitar instead?

Takahina: Cause guitars are overrated. Next.

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Negro: What do you like about black people??

Takahina: Anything but your smell, next.

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Millionaire: If I give you 1 million dollars, what will you do?

Takahina: Go Japan and watch every Takako's performance. Next.

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Billionaire: If I give you 1 billion dollars, what will you do?

Takahina: Extort more from you. Securities do that right now! Next.

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Youtube supporter: What do you think of youtube?

Takahina: It needs porn. Next!

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Tammy: How do you think of the video...

Takahina: Securities, capture her now and make her a pro AV star, I'll be the founder of the local porn industry, at least it'll be better than those Xiao Long Nu around. Next.

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Samuel Lim Wenjun: What if Matsu Takako tells you to do 1000 pull ups, will you do it?

Takahina: Yes, anything for her. Next.

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Samuel Lim Wenjun: What if Matsu Takako tells you to run 1000 laps, will you do it?

Takahina: Yes, anything for her. Next.

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Samuel Lim Wenjun: What if Matsu Takako...

Takahina: Men get him out of here. Next.

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Photographer: Why do girls always shy away from you when you want to take pictures of them?

Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.

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Benji: DON'T BE A FUCKING SELLOUT DUDE!!!

Takahina: Yeah, give me $$ and grades and I won't be. Next.

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St John Ambulance Brigade: Hey...

Takahina: GUARDS!! WHO TOLD YOU TO ALLOW ANY SJAB IN HERE!! KILL THEM!!! KILLLLLLLLL THEMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Japanese: Ano ne, naze anata wa nipon no koto sonnani suki desu ka?

Takahina: England please? Next.

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TPJC surveyer: Do you like TPJC?

Takahina: HELL NO! Next.

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Canteen seller: What food do you like best in our school?

Takahina: Anything not produced by you guys, next.

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Econs teacher: What is the theory behind demand and supply.

Takahina: hmmmmm...... complicated........ next.....

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Birthday shop owner: What do you want for your birthday?

Takahina: Girlfriend, next.

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Christmas shop owner: What do you want for Christmas?

Takahina: Another girlfriend, next.

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DDR dancer: You think you're pro in DDR? I challenge you.

Takahina: Die you fool. Next

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Weapons producer: What do you think is the most lethal weapon in the world?

Takahina: My legs when i'm dancing DDR. Next.

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Doctor: Are you sick? Do you need help?

Takahina: Guards throw an apple at him once everyday. Next.

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Questionaire recorder: How many questions have you answered now?

Takahina: Dunno, next.

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Matsu Takako: Woon Han...

Takahina: Oh.... (jumps down to join Takako and walks off to the horizon with her...)

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End of interview. Probably the end of TTT as well. Who knows.

The Conservative Takahina

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The Return of the Takahina Hero and The Hina... Takahina.

Yoyo...

Lately hor, Takahina has been quite obessed with several old shows from Starhub channels lah.

One is...



Oops, wrong guy.



HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Then I compare the other 5 bonds available...



Frankly lah, this guy looks like a fuckign pimp man. Nice. Look at that smile, isn't he horny...



Now, this is one of my favourite Bond of the few I saw, he's sexy, and more handsome than that pimp above, and he uses his brain for his mission, not his cock. HHHHHOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



Whoa, I don't know bout how you think, but I dun think this guy is handsome, nor do I like the style he plays Bond man. He like too invincible ... cannot kill or capture one. Unfair. but then... isn't all Bond like that?



This Bond... only saw him in one Bond film. Cause he only featured in one. Don't remember him much though. But I heard his Bond wife got killed in the movie.



And lastly, the very hairy Pierce Brosnan. The second best Bond imo, Roger Moore is still number one for me. However, there were a few things significant about the Bond films he filmed in.

The Bond Girls he had were all chio. And most were willing to be naked for him.
He only kissed Michelle Yeo, never fucking her. YAY!!!!!! HAIL TO CONSERVATIVE SOCIETY!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........

Frankly lah, I dun find Bond very realistic man. He can get out of almost any type of trouble, and 60% it's thanks to the Girls whom he fucked with b4. WTF. Then is he a xiao bai lian who needs girls help? NO. Cause at the end, usually he'll need to save the girl again. WTF.

Also, it's due to Bond's that's why u never want a girlfriend from the entertainment business. I mean, BOND FUCKING FUCKS ALL THE GIRLS!! HE EVEN FUCKED A NEGRO WTF!!!

If Matsu Takako were to act in a James Bond film, I'll commit suicide man. REally. FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE!!

Then, there's another show which Takahina watched.

That is...



Shen Diao Xia Lu.

Featuring Little Dragon Girl and Sheep Cross. The one u see above is by Andy Lau in 1982. The rocks.. the mountains... the grass... almost everything u see is fake. FAKE!! But then hor, one thing is real, their martial arts man. But the thing is you know when it'll end.

Example:

Yang Guo fight Golden Wheel Monk, they will pom...pom...pom, block each other for like 5 moves, then the Monk will hit some part of Yang Guo with a huge PIACK!!! sound. Rinse, repeat, refresh... Andy Lau spill blood from mouth. A fight scene completed.

Hmmm, actually the one i'm watching now is...



There's a condor. Isn't it cute.

And i like this one alot man. True Little Dragon Girl may not be as chio, but still... the thing and all fucking nice man. Old shows rock. With fucking fake styrofoam rocks and trees. Nice man. Then when one of the guy tries to use a move, u can see like a small Dragon flying around his hands man. The best thing is the dragon is always golden, not green. Shiok! But really lah, the moves and all rock man. IMO, better than the 1982 version and probably much better than.....



This fucking version.

I mean, the local version practically bastardised the whole shit up. Little Dragon Girl is like a water tap, and alot of the mongolian shit is just man with make up. So fake man! The only good thing is Yang Guo and Guo Xiang in the whole series. Then also damn fucky, when u see them fight, the camera will slow the whole shit, then like game like that, alot of fucking graphics, like the graphics suddenly turn black then got toad or dragon or tiger come out. While all Yang Guo needs to do is to jus stretch his sword out like superman. FUCK!!

Then their Qing Gong is like Superman, can fly forever. WTF. YOU ALL WANNA DENY ISAAC NEWTON'S LIFETIME WORK ISSIT!?!

Then lastly lah, the newest ROCH to be added to be collection...



The most chio Little Dragon Girl imo. But I have yet to see the film man. And i frankly doubt that it'll be better than the 95 version i'm watching now. The only thing is think it will surpass is that the Mongolians are actually real Mongolians, they really build/find a mountain to climb or broken temple, they really breed an extra big Condor and that they have so many extras and farmers who wanna get rich, they can get a true army to fight man. SG$1 for each soldier in hot sexy armor.... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......

Why am I typing about this?

Cause I don't fucking know what else to type. And Benji is pestering me to type cause he has nothing to do.

Oh ya... people. Please Play...

http://www.nationstates.net

My country is...

http://www.nationstates.net/takahina

It's fun.

And funny.

Takahina's Special Interview on Taka of Le Foret.

And here is our sponsors, by Pussies Privatised Limited.

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Here is Takahina, making a special report on yesterday's performance by Le Foret. Now, I shall invite my special guess, Taka of Le Foret in and he'll relate about what happened and his views on the performance.

Takahina, "Hi Taka."

Taka, "Hi."

TH, "So tell me, how are your views on your band's performance yesterday?"

T, "Overall Le Foret did improve a lot as compared to the previous one at Gas Haus, and I did have fun drumming. Just that the drum bass did went faulty by the fourth song and I'm already struggling. Throughout there were minor and rather silly mistakes, by still it turned out ok. Hyde can use more practice though, but that energy of his is precious... *laughs* "

TK, "Ok, then overall which bands do you like?"

T, "Well, my favourite has got to be the Indonesian band, they were damn good, and their style is in a way, special. Like the vox's sharp and tangy voice as such a voice is very rare. The whole band is really really good. The other will have to be Myidarre, they seem professional even though this is probably just their 3rd gig, and also overall their style and performance is rather united. My friend Steiner was playing nicely as well, even though he's a little stiff."

TK, "I see, and indeed I heard their stuff and Myidarre was considerably united especially in their costume *laughs*"

T, "Yeah.. haha.."

TK, "Well, then was there anything which happened throughout? I see you were like looking out for people during the performance.."

T, "Haha, well I was waiting for my friends who said they will appear but didn't."

TK, "Well, I see, girlfriend I suppose?"

T, "Haha, no... How can I get any girlfriend with my looks anyway. Haha.."

TK, "Then what happened actually?"

T, "Well, my friends said they will come watch. One of my friends named Tidus came round the 4th song. Haha, it was actually raining heavily, so can't really blame him for being late."

TK, "Ah, only 1?"

T, "Haha, no. But when the whole thing was over, my cousin appeared and was late because she went in the wrong direction. Still, they came specially to see me perform, so I'm rather greatful to their support."

TK, "I heard a rumour stating that Le Foret is disbanding and isn't deciding to perform in any gigs in near future, including the DXO gig... Is that true?"

T, "Well, kinda."

TK, "Hmmm, why is that so?"

T, "Well, mainly cause everyone has other commitments like studying and stuff, the whole band is still young actually and all are getting ready for their exams, so there isn't really much time to be doing any serious performance anytime soon."

TK, "But for the DXO gig which is just on the next day, I guess that's alright for you guys isn't it so?"

T, "Haha, I actually was kinda sick and tired physically and mentally. So not feeling good, can't be playing right. I'm very sorry actually, it's cause of me that's why Le Foret can't gig."

TK, "Well, overall I heard negative comments on Le Foret with things such as guitar not properly done and problems with the Vox and such happening throughout like the mike and such, could that be one reason why you don't want to gig? Are there any big problems to those?"

T, "Well, critics are still critics. Unless they particularly hear the type of music we do, they won't really appreciate actually. In the end it still falls to thing such as taste and preferrence. Some people liked our Vox, some people hated him. But overall I think he did well and had a big improvement. We're just human, so I mean mistakes are assured to happen. Guitars wise I don't really have anything to say. In the end, it's like we have improved greatly compared to last time in my opinion, and don't really relate us to those professional bands you hear out there like the real Dir En Grey. Also, I would like to tell those people that unless you have performed and really worked hard for it, it will be irresponsible for such flamings. I won't forgive those, even if they come from friends. True we have mistakes, but don't diss us as fatal to the ears."

TK, "But then, there are some comments which stated on the drumming, which is you, being good while the overall is not really good. What do you feel about those?"

T, "Hmmmm, I'm pleased that people liked my drumming or felt that my drumming was good, but haha I'm like the more secluded member in the band. Still, the thing is the band itself. No matter how much people say that I'm good and say things like I shouldn't be in the band and stuff, I'll still say I like the band I'm in now. Saying that the band is bad is about equal to saying that I'm bad. I was frankly quite depressed actually when I heard casual comments such as "wah heng I missed the band's performance..." Not giving the band any chance and such, is quite disheartening. Overall, if you ask me if I regret being in the band, I'll say no. I enjoyed being in the band and was happy playing music with them."

TK, "Quite touching words I see, well then, any last words for our viewers?"

T, "Well, I hope that people can still continue supporting the genre of Jrock and Jpop and to give chance to new bands. I mean, it takes courage and all to be out there and that deserves commendation."

TK, "Ok, thanks for your time Taka, I hope this isn't eating too much out of your time. *laughs*"

T, "Haha, not really."

Takahina, "There you have it guys, the interview with the drummer of Le Foret, Taka."

Here are some photos obtained through a source from another blog.







Due to Takahina's cameraman needing to go for repairs, Takahina is unable to get more pictures of the other bands available. Sorry, for the lack of pictures.

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My Dedications...


Today, we have a dedication coming from an email known as HinaFanatic@hotmail.com. Here it writes...

"Happy Belated Birthday Matsu Takako sama!! Sorry for not being able to wish you happy birthday earlier. You're the best Matsu Takako sama!!! I'm love you forever!!"

Haha, well, that was from a very passionate Matsu Takako fan it seems. So now, we're going play one of her songs, for all of Matsu Takako fans... and of course, the source is from our co-sponsor...

YouCylinder...: Anything else which is not tubed.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATSU TAKAKO SAMA!!!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I REGRET FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARLIER TAKAKO SAMA...

Haiz... due to the jamming and stuff, I have no time to wish u happy birthday at all... But i heard Japan has time lag and stuff... so IT'S STILL APPLICABLE TO U!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't really give u any presents... but I'll dedicate tomorrow's, Takahina biggest gig to you Takako sama... Hope you'll enjoy tomorrow...



This is one of my favourite song of hers, and the lyrics is just ohhh so sweet... Enjoy ^^

Oh ya, I have a gig on the 11th June, which is practically today. It starts at 1.50pm at Orchard Youth Park very near Cineleisure, interested people or so can go see, it's free of charge! My band Le Foret will be performing 5 songs, round 30 mins. And this may probably be the last gig we will be doing. So if u guys wanna see Takahina in action live, this may be the only chance in any time soon...

The handphoning Takahina

Lately, Takahina changed his handphone... why did he changed his handphone in the first place?...

I'll relate the story from top to bottom...

One day...

As Takahina is watching the older James Bond movies on a saturday night when his parents have gone to Genting, he's expecting and waiting to call and contact Tian Wei to go his house. Suddenly, an sms came in through his old handphone. Eager, Takahina went to check it.

Takahina: "CHEEBYE HANDPHONE, BLACKOUT AGAIN!!?"

Hateful for being interrupted his James Bond sex scene and wanting to know who sent what SMS, Takahina began the routine move of thamming the screen in order to jerk it back to the original screen, or at least a visible screen.

But being engrossed in the TV, he thammed thammed thammed... After so many hits, the hp remained the same.

"Fucking handphone. Technology is a bane man!"

With a last ditched effort, Takahina dived in his paws for a mighty swipe.

Crack. And all flows the juice inside the LCD screen... red and all freakish, like some sort of horror show.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......



Takahina grew amused.... very amused...

"What the fuck is this man!!" And thus so, Takahina began to use his fingers to pry open and press against the screen, intentionally... even though he knows it'll make the situation worse.

People in Background: This guy... sadist man... watch too much hentai not good...

"Ah fucking useless shit, I don't know about you, but i'm feeling good..."

And thus so I went back to watching my James Bond.

"Argh, he's done and over with that girl..."

Why isn't Takahina worried? Cause his hp contract has long ended and is wanting to change a handphone.

And so, what has Takahina bought? Hmmmmm... some Nokia hp. Seems pretty high end, but watever. It's not an army phone.

Now that Takahina has his new hp, he went around to voyeur with a lot of pussies...



This pussy was staring at a few other people... but didn't expect that Takahina was there to take it's pic... hehehehehe....

Soon after, I felt that just the old pussy is not enough. I need some... young and cute stuff to satisyf my fetish...



Nah... pussies playing lesbians... not good ar.... Nvm, I still take... hehehehehehe....

Soon after, Takahina went to look for more pussies...

Then he spotted some a strange family of mother and daughter. The mother seemed decent enough. But then the one thing strange is...



The mother being something like Michael Jackson, produced 2 pussies, 1 white 1 black. Amazing thing man, gotta salute mother nature.

But then, other than those few pussies... Takahina can't find any more decent ones... They all run upon seeing Takahina's mighty weapon...

And so, Takahina grew bored... and very vain.

What to do? Take his own pic.



Oh... zoom too much le...



After the scene of trying to find a picture for Lime, Takahina decided that it's better to remain expressionless than to smile.

I don't like smiling too much anyway, it jams my jaws.

And then, Takahina went around and took pictures of Rurouni... it's time to formally introduce them anyway.



Ah... one of the most emo members of Rurouni. Give him a dota match or a maths paper and be prepared to hear alot of fuck and cheebye coming out from him... no matter where... no matter when...



Cutesy Ben... All I can say is he likes to tickle people. Thats all.



Onishinobi tried very hard to prevent Takahina from taking his picture. Whenever I tried to take him, he vibrates his head. This picture is a rare one, u can get it from any Shinobi gameshop website applicable.



My "disciple" and also another sianner albeit slowly changing. He's gradually under the influence of Rurouni, which is very good. But play dota with him, u own him, u steal his kill, u team with him and own the opposing team, he'll go and tickle u. Beware.

And finally... let Takahina boast his favourite Matsu Takako collection... he believes he's one of the few rare people to have all her albums in Singapore...



The one on the top, the concert version, is not counted as an album in Takahina's opinion, he won it through 933... frankly because Takahina thinks he's just one of the few who wants it... he lost the Utada poster they wanted to give out once.

But yeah... my proudest collection... Hehehehehe.... the other one should be Do As Infinity album set, but forget it, that's not indie enough...

Anyways, prepare for a lot of photos...

Cause Takahina has a new phone.

The Chaleting Takahina

Did I get Chalet spelt correctly??

Well watever, Takahina will be going to chalet soon, so he will not blog or be online for like few days?

Well watever.

Anyways, Takahina is in a SUPER GOOD MOOD!!!

why?

CAUSE HE HAS THE NEW MATSU TAKAKO ALBUM!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Everything will be well man!! TAKAKO IS THE BEST!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The Unlucky Takahina

Kinda sian, exam coming, gig coming... a lot of shit to be done yet Takahina has no time for it. The other worse thing is...

WHY HASN'T MY MATSU TAKAKO NEW ALBUM ARRIVED YET?!!!!



Takako sama... dun make me wait anymore... I miss u too much... this is torture... ah........



Why do u look so indifferent... :'(

THIS IS FUCKING HELL TORTURE... EVERYDAY GO YOUTUBE, PLAY AKARI NO TOMARU HOE... then ask HMV, got or not, they will say...

NO, NOW FUCK OFF U FREAK OF NATURE!

haiz...

I tell u, under such circumstances what will happen.

1. Depressed Takahina will go buy the imported version, $73.
2. Wait for 3 weeks, finally imported. Go buy it.
3. Next week go visit Sembawang. The $20 taiwan version comes with an extra song in it.

If that happens, there will be another blog post of The Unlucky Takahina 2.

Then also, something else happened.

On friday, the sun is shining brightly and everything looks well. Mr Woot san, aka Yiren comes along with a ball. 30mins in Takahina's break time.

Everytime is ok for a game of basketball.

So Takahina went for it, happily. To remind Takahina of the GP lesson at 11.30am, Takahina set an alarm on his handphone, in good will of the GP lesson.

As it ended, due to Takahina's handphone having frequent emo moments, it blackout on me. Sweated and highly steamy that time, Takahina was freaked off and heck care the fucking piece of technology. Bad Move.

During GP lesson, the snoozed alarm rang. Takahina fucked up liao, go and switch the phone off. But to no avail. Cause firstly, the phone is still in it's emo moment, and the snooze function is still not off.

Lydia possibly having a little pms session, went ahead and confiscated my phone and had the intention of being super-responsible by telling my civic tutor. K, my accidental mistake. Go ahead then. U can fuck the phone if u like anyway, it's emoness is getting on my nerves.

Soon after, Adam, another guy in my class, his hp rang. Oh... GG. But lucky for me, i'm not alone. I can be Eve if u want to. We can create a whole new world together.

Then after that, both of us confronted Ah Tan.

"Ah, can return phone?"

"NO, DUN FUCK WITH ME CHEEBYE, GET LOST!"

K, it's fake. I repeat, she didn't say that.

Anyway, she soon after did return Takahina his phone. And knowing another class is coming in, she shooed us off. Quickly and hastily, Takahina took his bag and left. When Takahina got back home... he realised one thing.

...

I didn't pack my bag.

My pencil box is gone.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..............

And so, Takahina hijacked his brother's room and stifled out the long hidden pencil box in it.

Soon after, Takahina den realised another thing.

"Oh fuck, tmr have to go to school. For being audience and not to let the price takers malu."

Wah.. sian cheesebun...

Then Takahina felt that he should compose himself. Let's go play some FFX-2.

And Takahina sits in front of his tv, wanting to play it.

"Let's make Rin the culprit this time." --> Game plot.

Well, to do that one have to do something to set up the plot early in the game. Takahina did all of it. Only to realise one thing...

Shinra never put any commsphere in that area, thus making the whole event, invalid.

WTF!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Takahina can only resort in making the chocobo eater the culprit, that is so sian.

Haiz...

Then my disciple just told me that he is gonna have a gf. That seems cool. He talks until it's so simple to get a gf. Haiz...

Doesn't he understand, the age of Takahina is the age whereby he has remained single?

So Takahina did a little theory in how to make urself attractive.

1. U must be unique, if not significant.

--> Takahina isn't really unique, he's just a normal student. The only un-uniqueness is that Takahina scorns most mainstream shit. And the only significant is that Takahina is a piece of lard who can move. That's all.

2. U cannot be fat. Normally thin people are much more easily approached than fat. Cause fat people generally appear to be lazy, oily, stupid.

--> That is so not Takahina, but as Takahina is fat, he gets tied down with all this shit.



This picture showed few things.

Takahina is too lazy to create a better speech balloon effect. Takahina has oily face. Takahina is too stupid to use a photoshop.

Freak man...

Life sucks.

The only consolation is during Saturday, when Jude, one of my band members said somebody wants to poach me into a Visual K... or Poser Band as Desmond Chan said it. It proves of my ability as a drummer is at least somewhat recognised.

And that I'm good in making people in trouble. Soon enough, the SG Jrock people will flame u des chan.

Har har har har har....