The "Reminiscencing" Takahina

*Please note that there is no such word as "reminiscencing" only reminiscence or reminiscent. It means remembering an event or activity or something like that.*

Ok, as promised, i'll finally began to the usual schedule of blogging every weekend on a Saturday. Yay!!

Hmmmm, where to start... do note that today's post will not have anything too mature.

Drumming - Essential part of Takahina le.

Ok, 1 thing that comes to my mind now will be drumming. Firstly, Takahina will have a performance which last only about 3-4 mins. It's a 4 person drum play so Takahina is just 1/4 of the performance.

Official data is...

Venue : Suntec City Lvl 1. Around the platform just below Toyr'us.
Time: 11th November 2005. 4pm.
Time of activity: 3-4 mins nia...

Then, another time you can catch us is at...

Venue: Suntec City Lvl 3. Just outside Music Clef School.
Time: 4the November 2005. Timing not confirmed.
Time of activity: Not confirmed.

Well, i expected a longer timing, but whatever lah. Our standard still not there yet. That's all I can say. But then hor, drumming has now become quite a part of my life. Cause whenever I feel depressed hor, I dun call the number 1800-223-1313 (The depressed hotline). But instead, I feel like taking up the pair of drumsticks which i presume is harder than your bone then PA!! the drummania machine. But..... BUT! The stupid drum machine at the Century Square arcade die die also always got problem one!

SIBEI PEK CHIEK AR!

Why? Because everytime the cymbol is spoilt. And why is that so? Cause I see everytime! There will be a drumming swordsman waving and using his drumstick as a sword and with great dexterity, creating touching music onto the plastic piece of greyish rubber. Beautiful.

In case you don't understand. Then don't bother le. Too much technical terms in there to comprehend.

Well, regarding drumming I hav also advanced to intermidiate (sp?) level. So now it has grown more expensive.

Well, excluding that. Just last saturday I went to see Jimmy Lee my drum teacher play drum with his band, Chronic 7. Really, their music was superb, at least I felt so. This is one of the few concerts which got me really attracted. Their music is not the stereotype and dumb dumb pop music. Instead it's a much more advanced standard of music like acid jazz, new age and fusion. You can also call it Alkali Jazz. But really, it showed of the power that each instrument can play.

What they used to play?

Drums, Percussions like African drums and tamborine, Bass guitar, Electric Guitar and 2 keyboardist, 1 with the main rhythm and also another with the guai guai sounds one like frog screams.

Their standard frankly lah, all very good. Can perform nicely done solos on their own. I was inspired. That is the type of music which I hope to perform in the future. Not those just use pure brute strength to PA the damn shit, not just those with standard beats of a drum. But instead continously different beats with it harmonizing beauitfully with the flow of the music. I mean, i see Jimmy play, got entertainment value sia!!!

Imagine, his left hand like machine gun, tham tham tham tham tham 1 whole bar, then right hand at that time in the air ready to PIA the mini sized cymbol which i hadn't seen before at all. Then POM the cymbol pia!!

OH MY GOD!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OU XIANG OU XIANG!!! WOU DE MAH AR!!!!

Really, really, Professor Jimmy Lee is really a very superb drummer. Of course i won't say the best, but in SG, he's the best i've saw personally.

Ok ok, enough of drums, I think you all hear liao also sian ji pua.

Well, so now how? Enter another realm of the activity I have done these few weeks. Dota.


Defense of the Ancients - 1 game which I hate to admit is fun.

So how now? In the past, even though I don't give dota too much thought, but then truly it's quite addictive lah. The thing is Takahina don't like to do things which are VERY VERY hot. Esp in SG. For example is Dota le. When ppl intro me to DOTA, i was like resistant. Cause, I don't like to be like most average Singaporean whom I feel is too standard. You can guess their actions one.

Etc:

When Final Fantasy VII: AC is out. Almost the WHOLE of Singapore went to chiong it. Even those people who didn't play FFVII.

Frankly, whenever something good or exciting comes out like Naruto, DotA or even Jue Dui Superstar, Singaporeans will chiong it. When that happens, it will create into a trend whereby something good will also be overwhelmed to it being seemingly commonfare and then people won't find it good. It's ironic really... very ironic.

I tell you ar, if Naruto was not so hot in Singapore, I may have pursued it long time ago le. So blame who? Blame you narutards. :p. Keep on telling me Naruto very nice. Keep on saying lah! You say more the MORE i won't watch.

Heng now not much people going for the Naruto craze, so at least my interest in Naruto is slowly popping back.

For Dota, it's the different thing le. Dota is the one rare case whereby Takahina will actually go with the craze BUT, not as hiong as most people are. There is an evidence to prove it.

Once the Rurouni (My secondary sch group) went to Bugis to dota. There was only 2 comp available, so 2 among our group went for it. I went to play drummaniaV at bugis which was 1 of the best machine i saw. On a sidenote, it's called one of the best cause you can miss up to 100 in a row and won't die. At most in red life. But then, since it's so easy, alot of novices go there and play and Takahina will always watch and insult them secretly.

How?

"Ah... this guy dumb dumb!! LOUSY!! MUAHAHAHA..."

Anyways, back to dota. So after drumming, we went back to wait for compys. Then, got 2 comp le. My friends say who play? I say i play drum. This proves that although I do like Dota, but I can restraint myself. Ah....

But still, it's a good game lah. I'm not too much of an expert but at least not too much of a noob as well.

Side note: I always miscall Queen of Cards of FF8 to Queen of Pain of Dota. Samuel Lim of 7 Swords chided me for that.

Hmmm, now talk what?

Disappointment of the Chalet - Talks about human behaviour


Well, I don't know to say am I biased or what. But there was this case of a chalet which Rurouni co-planned in making and it ended it quite a failure.

1. Not as much people came as planned.
2. Some came but didn't pay as requested
3. Uninvited people came as well
4. Uninvited people didn't pay but ate more than those invited.

Well, but in the end it's the co-planners who finished up the extra food.

The thing showed of the fickleness of any person. 1 principle which I have always believed is that people will change, no matter how minor they will change as a person during every major period of their life. And also there is also the part whereby people should let go but cannot let go despite going through it for 4 years.

My bro Tian Wei has grown more patient and understanding, not saying he isn't in the past. Benji has grown a little more responsible compared to the past. Woon Han has become more talkative and idiotic and immature compared to last year. So indeed everyone changes.

406 (Secondary School Class) in the past is i should say a rather united class. In that most events we attend and quite active. But then now, the whole spirit is gone. I guess its inevitable throughout the 1 year. And then, everyone develops a new type of spirit. I'm close to my class now... (at least i think i am) and I'm quite close to 7 swords as well. And from there i learnt of few things like singing and finally doing fake pull-ups.

Then from the Rurouni I learnt of alot of things as well.. too much to state actually. So to say... it's just a cycle of life. Nothing can be together and nothing can be eternal.

But then hor, another human behaviour I saw is the fact of dispromise (new term formed by Takahina). Esp on the money side, money and all can really make people go siao one. Few people never pay as promised, just cause they claim they didn't eat enough. But then, the whole event is like a buffet whereby u jus cook and pick. You don't eat enough, your own business lah...

You know? It's cause you don't eat enough, we co-planners have to shit out all the food. Yeah, we're blaming you people for making us eat more. Happy?! SONG?! MUAHAHAHAHAHA,,,

Happy at seeing old faces? Sure. Disappointment from during behaviour? Definitely.


Exam results - Takahina's dismay at not only his own but also others.

Hmmm, my results are average to say the least. Not too pleasant, esp Chinese whereby I expected at least a B3 but only to obtain a C6. And the Chinese exam is just tomorrow. Damn.

Anyway, my sad results is one thing, but then what i truly hate is the attitude of other people.

Let me ask you people, when u get something like BCC, you don't go and write on your msn nick saying, "Die liao lah... Exam results like shit.. how..."

Such issues, make me fume with supreme anger. Like I once stated in a much earlier post which made this blog almost famous in my class, I hate people flaunting shit like this. These actions are completely inconsiderate and annoying to people like me, who hoped for good result and received things like CEE. And still I don't go around saying my results are KNS, just cause I know there are still people worse than me!

And to think their response at first before the exams is, "Aiya, I just wanna promote, thats all."

Wou Pei! PUI PUI PUI!!!

Frankly, such behaviour is truly hypocritic. Consider the people with much worse results, it's very hurting to them don't you discover? You will only make them depress and make them think their results are truly worst of the worst and their whole life in JC is just a total piece of shitload mistake.

I tell you. Only people who can't promote are the people who can write "DiE lIaO lAh, ExAmS rEsUlTs LiKe ShIt... HoW?"

For those people getting shit like CCC or BCC or more than sufficient to pass to write such things, let me show you something.

*The following picture may be too explicit.*



Don't force me to show another. It's more disgusting than this.

Such things is why I always say Singaporeans are totally immature. And i mean TOTALLY. Flame me lah! I WILL REFUTE YOU SINGAPOREANS!...

I feel like i'm scolding myself sia.


Hmmm...

Dunno what else to talk bout le.

Maybe just a short one on my computer and something regarding the last 2 post.

As you people know, the previous previous post is meant for someone in my family. Well, why am I so agitated? Because Takahina has commited similiar crimes when he was still in pri sch and that he has been seriously punished for that. Not corporal but spiritual, i kneeled in front of the guan ying statue in my living room hor and cried like a fucker with his penis cut off. Really worked for me. That's why when he said something like that i was so fucking pissed off. And now my parents got wind of it.

Today, just before i'm writing this I was eating out, celebrating my bro's b'day. Ironic, but throughout the whole night I did not mention or talk to him at all. Cause I'm perfectly clear it's not me. I did not even look at him in the face for more than 2 sec straight. Yup, this is how I'm reacting to him now and I won't reconcile with him unless he officially apologized to me. At my face, in front of my parents.

Now regardin the other one, my computer is quite slow now compared to before I realised. And it also creates a much more audible processing sound compared to before. A little worried I am. Cause I'm scared after 2 months of no computing, I will be with that situation again in perhaps just a few weeks.

Hopefully no more beeps sound.

Oh ya, I promised a Takako picture right? Let me show you guys what I showed Sam on Friday.

SAM... PROUD OF YOUR SEPHIROTH WALLPAPER RIGHT? WITNESS THE MIGHT OF TAKAKO!!

*Warning, the below picture could prove too big for this blog to handle. So handle with care.*



Most people already know of this background. But then, i need to show Sam who is the better one... hahahahahahahaha...

And also, I PROVED SAM WRONG BY GETTING A 3200+ SCORE AT GUNNER'S GAUNTLET IN FFX-2.

So how Sam!? TREATING ME TO LUNCH FOR HELPING YOU GETTING ADAMANTINE? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Welcome Takahina...

Lets celebrate the returning of The True Takahina... Lets start by having a new header finally... thats nice right... better appreciate it..

[its 4am now]

The Return of Takahina!!!

FINALLY!!! AFTER A FREAKIN LONG TIME, MY COMPUTER IS FINALLY BACK!!!

YEAH YEAH YEAH~~~~

*went babbering on his bed like some idiot...*

Anyway, i know i know... you guys missed me right? I can just see from the viewership jumping from 300+ to 417 now...

^^

That means, you people have been anticipating my return! Yay!!

But really ar, this few days without my computer has been quite arduous... and i lost out on alot of things... so i'll take quite some freaking time to check out on what i've missed this few days. Yay!

Won't blog much today... but will blog a whole lot of shit of Sat... SO ANTICIPATE!!! YAY!!

On another note... I got a new mouse... so Onishinobi, don't keep on complaining that my mouse is sucky to play Starcraft... cause there is a new mouse now!

It has no balls, it's a female with a constant red light shooting.

Oh ya, one more news i obtained is that my screen's constant blue is due to it being too old..?? Well, will elaborate on 29 Oct. Anticipate...

AND I STILL HAVE MORE TAKAKO PICS!!! But then, don't show you leh... show you on Sat...

The very pissed Takahina

It's after the fucking exams and by right i should be in a bloody cheery mood right. But some FUCKANATHAN destroyed this pleasant sunday by accusing something which i didn't did.

I dun care he's reading this or not, but my conscious is very clear. I didn't do it and i won't do it.

I WAS LIKE WTF when all of a sudden in this good night when he jus sms and shoot me a piece of rubbish cow fodder crap which i had no knowledge of! And i was still kind enough to offer help for this dilema in his!

But shit no! FUCKER DID NOT CARE AND INSISTED IT'S ME. True it won't be my parents and neither do i want to think who the fuck would do it. BUT LISTEN IT'S NOT ME!

Nabe cheebye.

I may have commited similiar incidents in my guillble childhood past but DEFINITELY NOT NOW! AND PLEASE, i have the sufficient money in my own bank account and i would rather walk for the 5 mins walk to the nearest atm.

Also, please think lah. You only used obligations and no true evidence, just with your assumed form of intelligence you think its me. I dun even dare to touch any things on your shelves when i'm mopping your room! Notice I dare to shift all chairs up to the bed or table even in my parents room, but it's your room which is the only one that is always left untouched by me! HOW CAN YOU ACCUSE ME NABE!

If you just want money, say it. I can even lend you $500 1 shot. Why would I even bother to go to your bedroom and do something like this!?

You said you're disappointed in me.

Hah.

I'm more disappointed in you.

You insist its me right? K lor. Take back this laptop of yours, lock your room and keep the bloody key to yourself. I DUN WANNA CARE AT ALL CHEEBYE.

Kanina.

The Reviewing Takahina

Yo

Miss me?

Continue doing it then.

Yay.

wtf, this is going to make me lose readers.

Anyway, it's around the promos for Takahina and those JC1 people all around Singapore, so Takahina here shall be a good guy which is a very rare opportunity and wish all of you good luck.

By right I should wish you all bad luck so that I can keep all the good luck to myself, and then win you guys like fuck in the promos, but watever lah, i not so chek ark.

Hmmm, going back, i realised my site meter hit 300. Elated i am indeed. Frankly, thanks to all who support... even though i believe that these people are those close friends of mine who go regularly to see if i update or not lah. Just to let you all know, my computer has been sent to uncle for repairs, and thus so i'm blogging from my bro com which is a very rare thing. Normally I won't blog on other ppl account for security purposes and especially bro's cause he made get access to this blog... but then... i dun care liao lah aiya. Samuel and a few others keep on pestering me to blog... like I live for blogging like that.

No, i don't live for blogging.

Do you know how much harm blogging can cause? Make you suspended and even get famous on newspapers, no matter how, blogging is getting dangerous nowadays and I won't dare to scold people le. If must scold, must turn here and there like some confucious idiot, I'm not going to do that unless I want to.

Haiz, digress too much le. Why I suddenly blog is due to me wanting to inform you all that my Love Hina review is up and you guys are welcomed to read it. It's under the "links" side which is to the left of the webpage you are viewing now dumb dumb. Love Hina is the latest review, so you have to read the latest post in that forum naturally.

Hmmm, why did I write the review all of a sudden and especially during this promoting time? Well, Takahina has a habit of not studying during the exams and then studying when not during the exams. This eludes my unique and speciality which is obviously negatively different from most people... haiz... i'm so proud of myself.

Anyway I'm gone... and i doubt i'll be posting next week unless my computer gets repaired.

Jaa ne... oh ya... no Takako pics. It's all in the computer being repaired.... oh shit... repairing means it'll get reformatted and then all pics will be gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Computer status update.

Sorry ah, my fuckanathaning cheesebun computer now under the beep x infinity treatment and i can't post up any form of shit.

Oh ya, the previous post was done by Ben Yeo Lock Wei. Takahina doesn't post such untasteful lunchbox.

So, looking by the trend of it possibly even this week i don't think can post.

Continue missing me.

Oh ya, written a new review on Love Hina (Anime) but due to the fucked up beeping treatment, I can't post it.

guess who

Takahina is a mushroom.

The "teacher daying" Takahina

My computer went beeping yesterday... which is a Saturday and hence I can't blog even though I do have the rare and occasional linggan coming in on that day. Damn.

That's why i hate it when my computer goes beep, schedules will all go siao siao one, sibei sian... kannina..

Then why am I typing this now if my computer is down? Well, I just watched a feng shui show titled "Taiwan Miao Miao Miao" and it teaches me of a very importatn feng shui leh...

Feng shui tip: STUDENTS/WORKERS/WATEVER all alike! Don't ever have your studying chair's back facing the door! It will serve as a form of distraction to your work!!

Hah, no wonder I can't get my work done everytime... that's why I took the trouble to change it all! Now my computer isn't facing the window, it's facing to the inner side of the wall while my chair is now not facing the door's back and facing the bookshelves.

Another Feng shui tip: TRY TO HAVE YOUR CHAIR'S BACK FACING A BOOKSHELF! The knowledge from the bookshelf is said to be able to flow into your mind!!

There's a few more given, but it's for the financial help and all in your house... very chim stuff so I chose to ignore them.

Anyway, after I changed the whole set up of my room and attached the whole computer up again, it worked! Freaky shit but whatever.

Oh ya, another note, my parents went for holiday this weekend and for the 2 past day i was kao bei-ing in the house like it's nobody shit. Invited Tian Wei over for studying period only to end up singing karaoke with cds and his handphone.

Anyway, back to the topic. The last week is the week with teacher's day, so the school was mad and i'm mad. I'm actually taking photos.

Just went to schools to visit teachers and called Miss Lee (My past tuition teacher) for respect. Then there was this barbecue happening over in Mei Yi's (A classmate) house so I just popped over, making sure that my $10 was fully utilised. My plan was, "Cook everything then eat while I'm cooking, if not drink away all the soft drinks." It didn't work out as plan, but whatever lah hor, it was fun anyways.

Nothing much left to brag about, so i'll just put up pics.



Oops... wrong pic lah. But then hor, she looks good right... right??.. RIGHT!!?!?!



Desmond Chan (Classmate in TPJC) took a private pic of Econs Teacher Miss Magdalene Loh.



And soon after took one of the group...



And another... of almost everything same... notice the only changes which happened are among the right 3 students, the left 3 students are standing like no tomorrow.

Soon after, I went to East View to meet up teachers... and thanks to Yiren, I fulfilled one year long dream...



Taking a photo with the two geography teachers!!! The two most beautiful Miss Tans in EVSS!! But then hor, why they laugh until like that I frankly dunno. Anything is... remind me, the next time i smile, don't let me show my teeth.

Soon after I attended the barbecue as mentioned. Took group photos in the end.







Notice 1 thing in all 3 pics. Desmond Ong (another classmate) who is situated on the most left side of the picture and bending down a little in front of 2 girls.

In the first pic, he blocked Yoke Yee's (Another classmate) face.

In the second pic, he blocked Shi Min's (Another Classmate) face.

Then in the third pic, he once again blocked Yoke Yee's face albeit slightly.

Notice 1 more thing in the pics. The guys on the right, Samuel, Audric, Qing Heng and me; we have our positions in constant post for the first 2 pics. But notice the last pic, only Audric remainded the same.

This concludes one thing.

He's a statue.

Another person to check out is Samuel (a guy who likes to be on the right side of the pic for all 5 pics), he has the same dead expression for first 4 pics cept for the last when he chose to make fun of the suave and distracted Takahina.

Next thing, notice Desmond Chan (The one squating in front of Miss Loh in pic 1 then immediately siam to stand besider her in pic 2.) He has the SAME TEETHY SMILE for the first 4 pics. 5th one cannot count cause during that pic there was this stupid earthquake which happened in Singapore for the first time. Heard it was caused due to 100 fatties commiting suicide by jumping off a 50 storey high building at the same time. Horrifying. So never underestimate the power of fatties. Once ALL FATTIES in the world unite, hohoho... hydrogen bomb will be inferior!!!

Ok. Post done. Short I know.

The "Japanese movies" loving Takahina

Friends will know I like Japanese movies or any Asian movie more than the average fare of American movie. (Well, friends, if you don't know then now you know).

And coincidentally, I just watched 2 movies today. 1 is American fare and the other is Japanese fare. The American movie is "Bewitched" while the Japanese movie is "Inochi" which I watched on TV.

So, today Takahina shall give a comparison between this two and I'll justify my reasons to why, I prefer Japanese movies. But, my reviews will be basterdized, so you have been warned.

Of course, it's wrong of me to generalise the difference with just 2 cases of movie, I'll elaborate as a whole.

(Students may want to take examples because from what I understand, this is how you can link examples into theories, like subject like Econs. But of course, I may be wrong. I'm no teacher, I'm just Takahina.)

First on:



I won't say this is a totally bad movie.

This movie is quite a comedic touch at least to say and it's rare to see Nicole Kidman to actually film in such a quirky flim. It focuses on the possiblilty of loving someone just cause of love and nothing else and how love is so precious and blah blah...

The comedic touch is fine, but sadly to say... the storyplot can only be moderate fare. In terms of artistic sense and feel, such movies are just too frequently done in US films. The moral and meaning it tries to convey are just too commonfare. Common isn't bad, but it's ordinary so it doesn't make this movie extremely well noticed.

On another note, I don't really like the main actor...



He freaks me off badly.

Secondly:



I watched this on Variety Vision channel 56. The title for it is "Inochi" or "Life" when translated.

This may be a movie from few years ago, graphics and camera-shot wise, it's not as stunning as "Bewitched" or even most films nowadays, but the storyplot and the sense behind it is just exceptionally and beautifully portrayed.

The movie is talking about an unmarried and unfathered pregnant lady seeking support from her ex-boyfriend who on the otherhand suffers from a fatal illness. With 1 life about to be borned while another life about to be gone, how will they support each other in such a time of crisis.

This movie touched on the side of humanity and the importance of life itself, which frankly i feel is a much needed inspiration to many of the misleaded and unguided youths of today. I'm not old myself (So naturally I'm a youth), but this movie had greatly brought to me about the essence of life and love among friends/parnters/parents itself. Birth, Death, Confusion, Disease, all are nicely depicted here. Very encouraging and indeed worthy of a praise.

And to be praised by The True Takahina is no simple feat. It's very sacred.

Now, how do I link this movies to my reason. Simple.

Firstly, I implore all movie watchers to reflect and think back on the movies you have saw. Among how many are US movies?

People in Background: Quite a few.

How many talk about love and happy forever after and blah? If not, about the don't know what kinda plot bad guys are planning and in the end subdued by a much overwhelmed group/person. If not, how many talk about some person denying orders from his superior and then going alone, killing all the badies with some very powerful gadgets?

People in Background: Quite a lot.

Examples like?

People in Background: Wedding Crashers, Charlie Angels, James Bond?

I can't say they are bad, but you know there are just too many examples of such a kind. Too many of the same kind will only lead to - commonfare work. So a supposedly good work can in the end, end up inferior. But of course not all US shows are bad to be fair. Shows like Harry Porter, Finding Nemo, Star Wars and quite a few others, they can be considered excellent.

(So don't you go on saying I'm just biased, i'm only mildly biased)

If so, let me continue on asking, how many of those movies actually discuss on the issues of life, death and not just love? How many of those issues go on exploring on the discrimination and constant problems faced in the true society?

People in Background: Not much.

Of course, their knowledge is limited.

People in Background: Hmph! Then why don't you name some movies of Japanese or Asian fare which explores on such issues?

Sure.

"Inochi" - Japanese film
"Yomigaeri" - Japanese film
"Be with you" - Jap film
"I not Stupid" - Singapore film
"Homerun" - Spore film
"April Story" - Jap film
"Brother" - Korean film
"Perth: The masscre of Geylang" - Spore film
"1 hour??" - Korean film --> I'm not sure of the title. But it's about a parents joy for a baby who can only live for 1 hour after birth.

To just name a few, I've seen few more others which are nicely done. You may notice that some Singapore fare are very nice as well and the moral behind it is well depicted in our local society. Jack Neo has indeed done well.

Of course, there are inferior work of Asian as well... and I'm a little sad to say but commonfare again actually comes from Hong Kong whereby there are once again many movies which in the end will end up the 2 main actor/actress being together. Japanese also has some inferior work like... forgot the title le. Korean films work on a sure win formula which is able to earn laughter and tears but in the end, you can realise the format is just the same.

This is one reason why, I don't really like to watch movies, cause they are mostly US movies which sadly, I got to pale to their slapstick humour and rather, unenthusiatic storyplot. However, I do like Spider-man or Chee-bye-der-man as I like to call it when I was young.

Lastly, of course this are all just my personal opinion. The movie industry may have changed now from what I know. I don't have perfect knowledge after all. One way they can make me change their opinion is to be able to make me cry when watching. I'm a very emotional person who can tear easily when watching movies.

People in Background: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, CHICKEN WUSS!!!!

Shut up.

On a last note, anyone is free to comment on this as I suspect it may bring in unhappiness in hardcore US movie fans. I'm ready for any flaming.

The mushroom-hair styled Takahina

And once again, after a long time since the very long hair cut done in January 2005, Takahina has once again came in known as the mushroom haired guy, a.k.a Shitake Mushroom.



Gotta admit, I really look like a mushroom. But i like to eat them as well so whatever.

An extra note though, you got to know that there are different type of mushrooms.

First, Shitake Mushroom.



Don't it look delicious... Well, it does have several health uses.

1. Weight Reduction - So suitable for me
2. Fights bacteria - but it's a bacteria itself....
3. Inhibits HIV - So eat it before u have sex with monkeys

And many others lah, I don't care.

Second, straw mushroom.



I only know I don't really like it and it looks like a penis head. Oh ya, Qing Heng (my classmate) has a hair style quite similar.

Third, golden needle mushroom.



Ok lah, i translate it direct from the Chinese term 金针菇, so i dunno how should u call it. And i don't know what properties it has. I only know, I quite like it.



This is another type of mushroom I like and I only know it comes from a can food branded Golden Boy Mushroom. I still remember there is a dumb commercial on it.

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A man tries to spray some salt on 2 of this small sized mushroom, the mushroom seemingly alive, actually skipped off the salt!!!



Wow!

That guy annoyed, went to spray pepper at the mushrooms. The mushrooms only continued to skip off at that peppery onslaught!!



Wow!

That guy, completely in furnished fury, just took a fork and he went off to kill it!!! Strangely the mushrooms didn't jump this time, seemingly crying to him saying, "KILL ME WITH A FORK!!"

He ate it and he nodded his head in acceptance, happy that he has finally killed this 2 menacing mushrooms.

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Well, mushrooms aside, i wonder what's wrong with having a mushroom head.



or, just a stupid hair style in that sense.

What I don't understand is why is it that guys are so attentive of their hair? Self esteem? Pride? Or you are just an avid fan of Dragonball Z?



Don't mind that green guy. He's bald and has two tentacles on his head.

If not, some guys love rambutan and durian?




I'm ok with anything, but the only hairstyle in which I can't notice the charm of is spiked hairstyle. I have nothing against Audric (another classmate) lah, I just don't like spiked hairstyle, it reminds me of a guy trying to act punk and that is very fake in my opinion.

But of course, hairstyle is your freedom.

The thing is why must we be that bothered with hairstyle? Because it dignifies our suaveness... to a large extent yes. I'll just show 2 pictures to depict of the great difference.




Due to the hairstyle of the top picture, it fully shows of his dumbness and unsuaveness compared to the one below. The beautiful and demure girl has no change in hairstyle at all. If the guy above has a better hairstyle, he will be more suitable for the girl than the one below...

*People in background runs to the background to vomit.

Aiya, Takuya, I still admire you lah, don't worry.

So point very much proven that hairstyle does make a big difference. However, Takahina still doesn't like the notion of placing hair in a very big position. Hair all in all are just a show of our appearance and appearance are not everything to us. Thus so it's not worth it to bring a bottle of wax/gel to school everyday and use a personalised comb to specialise your hair in the toilet. Do that at home, not school.

Normally, regarding the issue of hair there will be 3 types of people.

1. Totally disregard hairstyles, just uses the hairstyle of their pillow
2. Don't really care bout hairstyle, but will worry when people start to call him mushroom.
3. Everyday bring comb and gel, go toilet and spends more time than a girl
4. Can't help it but can only remain in 1 hairstyle

fluffy hair, yay.

Type 1 has a very strange perspective of appearance. For some reason they are just too lazy to be bothered with such trivia nature and will just ignore it. However ironically they can produce the best and worst hairstyle. The pillow is a great gel that is able to totally hardened the style of your hair, to the extent that even if you shake your head like siao, just a little adjustment will ensure the standardised hairstyle. Also, they are economist. They need not spend extra money to buy gel cause it's already gel for their life.

He just made his hair slightly wet and pushed the fringe to his right eye.

Type 2 are people who are indeed concerned about their appearance but are lazy to do anything about it. Cause they will think that no matter what hairstyle they have, no girls would care to bother about it, life still continues. But, when a girl does start to comment. CHAM LIAO, chiong, they will have to care bout that mushroom/bowl/watermelon hair of their's. So what to do? Use water and sweep their hair over. Problem settled.

Doesn't his hair look like it has too much gel to the extent it can kill?

Type 3 are people who are over concerned. They normally use too much gel or wax that their hair will seem to be flashy shining or just slimy white. They will care too much about the girls' attention even if the girls are just ignorant about it. Also, they use too much wax and gel that it will be so hard, they can use it for many uses like digging the ground or piercing through a wall, very useful indeed.



Do I still need to elaborate on type 4?

So what can we do? Go yunnan jian fa zhong xin to help? Or just buy a super strong gel?

Hairstyle mah... in the future it will just turn white and whittle. Why bother?

The Tired Takahina

Normally, I don't post personal story bout myself, I don't like to. What I normally post on are just social issues which I find fucked up with.

But today, I have no social issues, I find scolding people having no sense of meaning at all, after all will the society even take notice of such a minor blog which is gaining no fame or listening ears in whatever sense. Take for example the previous post in which I'm scolding people who listen to music openly and not using ear phones. Yesterday I sat the MRT only to find 2 Ah Lian to conduct the same behaviour which I have vehemently despised on.

So... why even bother scolding when nobody is listening!? This world is fucked up and the only way you can survive in it is to adapt with it. In the future, I shall blast One Night In Beijing on the MRT, mark my words.

For some reason, I don't know why but I'm so tired. Probably because I'm jerking off too much nowadays or simply I have lack of sleep. Imagine getting only 5 hrs of sleep everyday whereby the next day you have school. 7 Swords (The group in my class) will know I like to sleep around the rock wall area in school, surprisingly the wind is rather strong and cool in that area, making a good sleeping area. But still, I don't find my sleep enough. Then I realised something...

I may be tired physically, but mentally I'm more tired.

Let me just rant today. You'll notice that Takahina has never liked to say how hard life is for him as he has self awareness that in this fucked up world there will always be life more fucked up for others. Imagine Pakistan or Iraq, I don't think I need to elaborate. Therefore, if they do hear of us complaining how hard our life is, like "AH DAMN! I FAIL MY EXAMS. I WANNA GO AND DIE!" or "KANINA THIS MATHS SO HARD TO DO! WA LAO! FORGET IT AR, DUN WANNA DO LE!" they can only laugh at the deplorable Singaporeans who cries and lament on such minor troubles compared to getting bombed everyday.

At least, I have self awareness.

But today, I don't. So I shall complain and lament like a deplorable Singaporean.

I read on the newspaper once that human need at least 5 hrs of sleep to ensure their next day work. I'm reaching the minimum level I guess so by right, i should not be tired physically, i should have the energy to work perfectly the next day. But during tutorials and lectures, it's not that I don't want to listen, it is i can't help but.. sleep. ZZZZZZZzzzz

Perhaps the lesson is too boring? Perhaps the air-con provides a fine environment to sleep, I don't know. If I try to bring myself to listen, there will then be this splitting headache which i lure me to sleep again. ZZZZZZzzzzz

Also, while I'm writing this now, I feel a sense of sleepiness overwhelming me.

So what can it be? That is, I'm finally feeling the effects of stress.

There was a survey done one day in which they determine what type i am among 4 types. If I don't remember wrong it should be...

Tao Kay - Bossy
Sibei Niao - Calculative and Analysitic
Ham Chi - Timid
Sibei Char - Talkative, Sociable

I'm the sibei niao type. Suits me by the way,

They said sibei niao type releases stress by sleeping and being alone. I notice lately that's what I kinda like to do.

For example when 7 Swords went to yak over their Magic The Gathering game, I was pissed off so I went to sit alone in the hall with the fan blowing me. A girl was playing the piano there, nice tune.

Another example is i keep on sleeping early lately and I like to sleep after eating breakfast. Yay. Pig I shall be yes?

Thus I deduce i'm stressed.

But then, is this how stress feels like? Procrastinating the whole day and not doing homework at all even though there are tons of it just cause I don't feel like it. And just wanna stay at home not going out at all even if you give me free money.

It seems I'm just lazy more than anything, stress is just an excuse.

Well, what can I say. Maybe contrary to all my own beliefs, I'm a lazy person. (I use to think I'm not lazy, just tired) Maybe contrary to all my own beliefs, I'm an immature person after all. (I use to think I'm more mature than most of my peers who only compete on how good they are on card games for example.)

I don't know.

All I know is, I'm tired. I don't feel like doing homework. Heck I don't even feel like playing drum now. I don't feel like doing anything.

You know what I wanna do now? I just wanna say....

"WAH! DIE LIAO LOR!"

Pek chiek.

The unloved Takahina

Lately, one of the GP comprehenstion articles I have done speaks of man being able to love more than one person of the opposite sex at once, or the concepts of a bigamy relationship. Also, Tian Long Ba Bu (Which I just saw...) have Duan Zheng Chun loving more than 1 girl and all the girls he loved loved him back wholeheartedly. Also, Duan Yu is having the same case as his father and he has just been released from the crime of incest so he can fuck all of them as well. Yay!

Anyway, I wonder. Should we even condone multi relationship or is remaining faithful to one too difficult to human.

TV drama loves to show an adultress in marriage, i personally prefer threesome in sex even though it's just a pure thought of imagination that can never come true nor will my character allow me unless the opposition permits it. :p

In my life principles, I've always said that I will only remain faithful to only one person and never betray her although I still remain my rights to look at girls in mini-skirt. But lately, I don't understand it anymore and my principles of love seem to be falling.

People in Background: YOU HAVE MORE THAN 1 GIRLFRIEND AR!!! GO AND DIE YOU IMBECILE CREATURE OF THE SOCIETY!!!

No lah, DIAM LAH idiot PIB. Takahina don't even have 1 girlfriend, how can I say 2???!!

Even though I have tried my hardest to pursue to of the girls I liked in my life, one for 4 years and the other for maybe... just 2 months currently? But still both girls have remained maybe unresponsive to my actions. Maybe I'm too persistent and I should change this blog's name to "The Persistent Takahina with regards to girls". And I should only blog on my methods to chase girls I see and then obtain help from people all over the net.

But nah, I'm not The Desperate Takahina just yet... soon enough though.

With recent setbacks in my attempts, I'm thinking maybe I'm using the wrong methods, maybe I'm too impulsive I don't know.

PIB: Didn't you say you won't speak of your love life?!

Shhhhh... didn't I tell u to diam?! I'm getting to the point of my story. Plus love life is always one of the best publicizing topic. The second is to have your naked pictures or obscene pictures being pasted on the blog. It always help, Porn is the most developed industry and the demand is never ending.

Anyway, let me get back to the gest.

Due to the recent setbacks, I'm feeling like, wtf is wrong with me. Why do I feel so fucked up when she says she is busy or wat? She's busy with her work and so, of course it's natural. But then I don't have any information on her life and so...~~~

PIB: OI, STILL TALKING ON LOVE LIFE AR! DUN FORCE ME TO SAY OUT HER NAME!

Oh fuck, DIAM U IDIOT PIB.

With the principles of Takahina, it truly and dutifully stated that "only pursue a relationship when you find it true."

I was sure that it's true when i first went for it. But still, my heart is like having a split. I feel uneasy when I see Mutsumi (Take Mutsumi to be that 4 year person crush) and also, I'm thinking maybe I should just give up and go for others. Like that girl I saw in MRT today always peeping at me while I'm also peeping at her.

PIB: WA LAO, BUI HIAO PAI.

Ok ok, she may be just commenting on my pants which has holes near the private parts, but disregard that. The charm of Takahina is insatiable.

*PIB pukes in the side corner, finding Takahina's words a total disgrace to the word "charm"

Wa lao, sometimes hor, I can't believe I'm always writing things on this blog scolding myself, ain't I confused?

Anyway, the thing is why do I still have thoughts for other girls if I'm loving just one? Is it the human nature which causes this? Or is it that I don't feel repreciated for my efforts. 4 years effort for Mutsumi goes down the drain and 2 months of meeting with only 5 meetings with her is remaining too stale and not moving.

Is it just nature, or just me. Will people really get stale of all this boy girl relationship and eventually quit, while parents hold onto their relationship mostly for the sake of their children?

Singapore, or should I say socially, there are many cases of parents staying together mainly for their kids. Of course I'm not saying there are no cases of love still remaining between couple after marriage. My parents for example have been loving.

From what I remember, last year or dunno what year we went to watch fireworks. My parents went off and snug in a corner while I just sat alone with Tian Wei; both of us acting like gays. :x

But then, I still frequently hear some funny comments from my father with my mother alongside.

Scenario: I sit in the car with my father and mother. Saw a girl in mini skirt, quite chio walking pass the road.

Takahina: WAH, SIBEI SUI!

Father: WAH, SUI! (His sight remained focussed on the girl, not on the road)

Mother: Huh Huh??? Where Where???

The girl walked passed the road, light turned green.

T: Pa, can go liao.

M: Aiya, he like that one. See girls his head will follow the girl. Like Lao Ti Ko!

F: Aiyo, you see girls wear so mini! For us MALES TO SEE ONE! I'm doing her a favour by watching ok??? I repreciating her thought of letting see!

M: See SEE!! He at it again!

T: But it's true mah. (Takahina got influenced by his father for quite some time)

Anyway, my father only began to drive when the car behind us BEEP BEEP him.

The fact is, even though we may love someone, we will still keep our focus on other people of different sex. If same sex den cham liao, that person will be gay or lesbian.

However, for me it's a different case. Even though Takahina knows best that when a girl is acting intimate, she may not mean she likes you, but Takahina just can't help on such matters of his own heart. Under a long period of time, he will eventually fall in love with her. So girls, don't try to act too intimate with me unless you like me. You may be inviting trouble.

PIB: Didn't you always encourage girls to look for you?

I said to like me, not to look for me. If you don't like that person, but still continue to act very nice to him, guys with low self esteem and no girlfriend for their whole life will get the bloody wrong idea and that will cause him or you a very big problem.

Takahina is an example.

The biggest problem for Takahina is

He turned into a pervert and he is too active in his pursues just cause he thought you have the same thinking as him.

So girls, beware.

It's very....

Dangerous.....


Well, regarding my case... Mutsumi is a long gone case. She has already stated that she didn't like me last year. The other one... I don't know.

Oh ya, let me end this post with a Takako pic.



Kirei desu shou? ^^

If you don't agree with the above normative statement. Den PIB and Takahina will have you converted.

Beware.

Desponess.

Frankly... really ar, i really no linggan at all. It's 4.58pm on Sunday, my house flat is having a malay wedding below and a chinese funeral in the block beside. So, it's a fucking din right now. You can hear unknown malay singers singing malay songs which can go zao sia and also you can hear monks and cds playing the amitabha chant off at a loud volume.

Sibei Sian.

But since Junwei and Samuel are urging my to write Takahina's, i shall write. But still i'm sibei sian. By right there should be a blog yesterday night, but then hor my computer went beep x 10 to the power of infinity, so all i can do is to go romancing on my ps2.

Haiz, so what happens when you have a lot of music with different frequency and playing around your flat and what happens when you have no linggan but you should write to keep up on the readerability of your blog?

You write post on things which either...

1. Happened in your life lately
2. Write on issues that have been voiced out by the public.

I tried writing on the Taiwan Parliament once on their humourous act of removing the president's portrait in the parliament house. Was tedious enough. So, i shall just write on one of the easiest topic to write and surely one of the more overrated topic in the world and life, love.

yay

Lately, one of my friends has gotten himself a girlfriend! Congratulations to him and wow to me as i'm stunned when i contacted him one day only to know that he has a girlfriend within the time span of like.... 4 days? Haiz... different people have different fate... haiz...

And quite alot of ppl i know have bf or gf near them. They can summon their gf to produce outstanding power and then hold the "select" button "e" button and then spam the "square" or "f" button to boast it's powers to 250 then the released power will be damn strong they it will cause 9999 damage or up to 35069 damage if their gf is an Eden, however there can only be 1 Eden. But of course, they can just use Lionheart or use catnip to create even more siao siao damage.

Ok, i'm getting mad. Anyway, back to bf and gf (not guardian force). You people see my nick? Let me proceed on to some Japanese language course. Broken Japanese of course. I dun wanna write on love liao. sian.

....

A side note, Mitsubishi, Toyota and alot others, they are just car names in Japanese. Nothing else. You can rarely find someone named Mr. Toyota in Japan, you can find Mitsubishi though. Imagine if such both persons comes to Singapore.

Mr Toyota has broken english which is lousier than the average aunties u see in singapore (talking to car salesman who is conveniently named Mitsubishi who doesn't have much better english): Oi, where is my Mitsubishi.

Mitsubishi: Here I am. What is it?

Toyota: I Toyota want Mitsubishi

Mitsubishi: I Mitsubishi lah, u want Toyota ar?

Toyota: No lah, Toyota want Mitsubishi

M: Ok, i'll get u a Toyota

T: No lah, Toyota useless, cannot ride Mitsubishi properly

M: Why would you wanna ride Mitsubishi?! I'm a guy, not a gay!

T: Toyota is for gays. So i wanna ride Mitsubishi

M: NO U CAN'T RIDE ME. IF NOT I CALL MATA.

T: Mitsubishi for guy tts why i ride. Toyota not guys'.

M: Mata!!!! (Mata means police in malay, but means wait in japanese)

T: Ok, i mata.

M: OMG, U ARE MATA? SINGAPORE MATA ARE ALL GAYS!?

Mata: Wat! I NOT GAY U STUPID GAY!

T: Singaporeans all gays? OMG! SCARY! ALL RIDE MITSUBISHI ONE AR?!

M: No Singaporeans don't ride me!! ESP U MATA!

Mata: MITSUBISHI, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR SLANDERING

T: NO DUN STEAL MY MITSUBISHI U MATA!

M: I'M NOT YOURS!! DUN CALL ME YOURS!!!

Mata: Come with me too you stupid Gay, your crime is Sodomy!

T: DEN TELL ME U JAIL MY MITSUBISHI FOR WAT!

M: WHEN AM I YOURS!!???

Chaos soon ensured in the area due to Toyota and Mitsubishi having issues against gay but would caught to jail as they are thought to be gay. Life is so unfair... haiz...

Anyway, that guy who gained himself a new gf he asked me how to say "can you be my girfriend?" in japanese in the middle of the night at 1.35 am. Had I known, i would have said...

"Kimi wa baka desu ka?! Kimi no koto ga watashi dai kirai da! Shin de Kudasai!!"

It will mean

"Are you an idiot?! Concerning you I hate you alot! Please go and die!!"

I'm so evil. But then, i never write this to him lah.... (Jokin nia lah.)

Then another day, someone sent this to me...

Saekochan cho--- Kawaii(><)v teka,Singapore ni sunderu ndesukaaaa?? jibun mo Singapore no inter kayotteruYO!!! yokattara touroku shite hoshii nya- ww This is an example of bastardized Japanese which i cannot understand at all. But, one look and you can know it's from a girl. I have her picture anyway. She looks cute. However... nobody can look more prettier than...



Hmmm, that guy shouldn't be there... let me do some changes...



Ah... it looks....... worse. AH FUCK IT, DUN CARE LIAO! WHY IS IT THAT PPL AROUND ME ARE GETTING GF AND BF WHILE I'M STILL SINGLE DOING PERVERTED THINGS LIKE FIXING MY DEPLORABLE FACE ON A MAGAZINE!!! KENASAI AR!!!!!!!!!


LAUGH U PPL
LAUGH AT MY MUSHROOM HEADED FACE WITH A LOOK OF DUMBNESS AND ETERNAL IDIOCY THAT NOBODY CAN EVER MEET!

Kenasai

I need a girlfriend.

But if i keep writing like this

I no need to get girlfriend liao.

Horrible and Deplorable

This week has been quite a strange week for me, how to say leh..

Takahina does have something to scold, but then I'm a little sick of scolding. Instead, i've got a little stunned with something that happened just now this saturday.

So firstly, let me start off with somethings that happen mainly throughout this week. Takahina has just been notified that his blog is famous only for vulgarities... so, today... this post! YOU ALL SHALL BE AMAZED!

See any vulgarities regardless in the form of english, hokkien or even japanese, complain to the blogging community in Singapore... But then, they won't care bout it as Singaporeans blogging community will only frequent blogs which are stupendously colourful and dazzling, if not they will just look for any blogs whereby the blogger will post her naked body pictures on it. (No offence SPG and Benji.)

Erm... Benji is a guy, so it's not him who posts his naked pictures online, nobody would wanna see anyway... ^^

Hmmm, so let me post something personally today... in case you guys keep on saying i'll only post on intelligent things and not my life. K K, my life... where do i start...

School? I study in TPJC... not Tampines Junior College, but Takahina's Personal Junior College.

Girlfriends? Nah, i don't have girlfriends. I have gay friends and boy friends. But girls are welcomed to look for me.

Interest? Boasting of my own brilliance and power. One thing i don't boast though is my appearance, cause people can see through my charisma themselves.

Aiya, talking bout such things are rather deplorable to my own fame. Let's move on to the scolding and ranting part.

I'm sure, Samuel of my JC class would know of what I wanna scold today. That's cause I got that inspiration for scolding while that guy sitting beside him in a bus is happily flaunting of that Nokia Engage which is Handphone + Gameboy + Mp3 player = stupid piece of shit only suitable for people with nothing better to do but play games like "Bejewelled" when they are free.

"Yay, hyper gem!... Ah! I used my hyper gem!" Great exclamation indeed. (No offence Audric. Well, maybe some :p)

Anyway, that guy is using his engage and playing some... unknown language gibberish song that are indefinitely irritating to me. The bus; being the consealed and crowded piece of moving cylinder, it can easily echo through the bus that music. And plus, that guy seems to have a purpose sitting at the back of the bus along with Samuel. (Must pull him into this plot) By sitting by the back of the bus, it'll only prove of 2 possible explanations.

1. He's a gay and likes Samuel, using his Engaging music to attract in Samuel who is conveniently listening to his Ipod.

2. He is intending to propaganda the whole bus into his largely attractive music and culture. By sitting at the back, he can project the music and easily influenced us into his alien ways. But it's futile to Takahina. Takahina will only be propaganda by Takahinism and Amitabha.

Any, being magmanimous, I let him off without showing any negative intentions. But, today when sitting in the MRT, something similar happened once again.

A group of girls, sitting on the floor in the mrt with totally no xing xiang or image, began playing English pop songs which is rather audibly to the cabin involved. Takahina grew rather annoyed, but the girls are lucky not to suffer his onslaught, just cause they have at least a little looks and they have rather skimpy clothes on. But still, that doesn't mean Takahina won't tell them off on The True Takahina.

One thing I do not understand is, why don't they know of something called earphones? Do they wanna be like some American carrying a stereo radio on their shoulders and moving around the streets like it's their grandpa's? At least we don't conduct such absurb behaviour which is completely acceptable in America, but the effect is creates are still somewhat similar:

Irritation to the public!

You wanna listen to music? Fine, I can sing some songs like One Night in Beijing by SHIN or Paradise by Beyond gladly and I'll make sure it'll be singing by your ear side while I'll have my vocals fully cleared and I'll sing in my greatest glory that will be your saddest Oblivion. Beware.

So, I don't mind to you listening to music. Use Earphones for Amitabha sake, don't force me to pluck a cd full on Buddhist chantings..

Nan Mu Or Mi Tuo Fuo Yi Jing Sa Li Ruo Fu An.... I'll have you gain enlightenment in no time.

You may like that music of yours, but no I rather hate that music of yours. Everyone has their own likings in music, some likes Rap, some likes Jpop, some likes Buddha chantings, some likes Hardcore music. Imagine if discmen are to be worked without earphones, this world will be chaos.

Yo Yo Yo, you know what I think yo yo yo + Watashi wa Aishiteiru... Tottemo suki desu... da kara zutto koko ni iru yo... + Nan Mu Or Mi Tuo Fuo Yi Jing Sa Li Ruo Fu An + Shut up!!! Shut Up!!! Roar!!! Roarr!!!! = That chaos which i mentioned of.

Horrible.

Deplorable.

So it may seems that my weekend is like a market failure, I don't obtain maximum benefit for this week due to many little incidents which happened here and there. I'll not mention that in case you all sleep.

However, this is something which made me felt rather funny.

After my usual drum lessons on Saturdays, I went to visit my Grandfather as my parents are away and I'm guessing I'll be like the 1 or 2 person left to visit him. So I went.

I was late due to me frolicking in arcades and salivating over girls' in mini skirt. Oh.. I'm such a pervert... Anyway, i reached there at 7.45pm, which is 15mins left to 8pm that is the end of visiting hours. But, I do not know of his ward room and bed. So I was moving around and searching aimlessly in the hospital. I tried calling but my handphone was out of battery, so I used Tian Wei's hp. (He was kind to accompany me there. Arigatou.) And then by the time i found out his room. It's 8pm.

Moving over to his bed, I was relieved to find him looking better than before. And thus began a short conversation with him. He asked where are my parents, but i can't just tell him that they are overseas in Genting on a gambling tour, so i jus said they are busy, hence only i came over. Tian Wei was standing around by the side of the visitors' corner, finding the Changi hospital a totally new experience. What grandpa said later was a stunning sentence to me.

"Oh oh, it's never mind lah. You visit me can enough liao. Cause you are my good grandson..." With that he slightly touched my arm to seemingly feel my presence.

Although i've been one of the more frequent person to visit him, I haven't find my appearance that important. Throughout, i just see him for fillial sake, after all he's my grandpa. Therefore, with that sentence it slightly affected me a little. Maybe it's because there are so little people visiting him or maybe it's just cause i'm one of the few grandsons to actually be able to converse with him (the other being lao peng), i dunno. But... the feeling was just, unusual to say the least.

Horrible for him to know that so little of your family care much about you.

Deplorable for me to think that my presence would be of little purpose.

Inspiration always comes at a wrong time.

I tell you all hor, today Saturday, i jus watched Sky Dragon 8 parts a.k.a Tian Long Ba Bu which shows on Channel U 9.00-11.00 and i tell you hor, i suddenly got fucking lots of linggan for my current novel which is still under work, "Neverlasting Time".

People In background: How much publicity fee did you receive from Channel U?

No, i didn't get any, but let me tell you. Today's episode of Sky Dragon is very very nice which is as i expected as i already finished reading the novel. By right, since i oredi finish watching the novel, i should be uninterested since i already know the plot. But, aiya cannot tahan, moving pictures is always much better than stationary pictures.

Just imagine lah, you watch a very sexy girl picture, scantily dressed. Normal male penis will either rise a little or dun rise at all.

Throw in that sexy girl scantily dressed and doing alluring moves that include slowly taking off her already very small piece of cloth on her with a jazzy sexy music in the background. Most probably our bananas will rise at least...AT LEAST a little. If it doesn't, then go check your gender in your birth cert. DO realise... THERE MAY BE EXCEPTIONS!

Guys, keep your hands to yourself.

Get it? Moving pictures is always better compared to picture and what's more... a whole page of words.

I'm not saying novels are bad lah, i derive very much enjoyment from words. ^o^

Anyway, linggans came in for my NLT....

Hmmm, alot of you guys dunno bout NLT right? Let me publicise it... it's my work lah so support k???

http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1946799&chapter=1

Ok, there you have it. Actually there's another website which features much much much more advanced chapters, but only 5 person read from there, so i'll be show the fictionpress place cause my english is better there.

People in background: 5 people read nia, so it's bad lah! DUN READ!

SHUT UP U STUPID PIB!

People in background: ... ok, den why dun u use the other website since so little ppl read from there?

BECAUSE THE FICTIONPRESS ONE NOBODY READ KNN!

...

OK... so go support ok???

People in background: Wa lao, sibei thick skin, tell others to go read... ENGLISH LOUSY SAY LAH

Dun force me to use hokkien vocabulary hor....

Anyway, NLT is gonna be a very long story and currently i'm still at the very front part of the story, so you can say it's not even 1/10 done yet. But the best part of the story comes from the middle. And the thing is, my linggan from the Sky Dragon happens to fit in nicely only for that middle part... suay i tell you.

This surge of linggan cause me to have a significant desire to write, but fuck I CAN'T! CAUSE I HAVE NO LINGGAN FOR THE CURRENT PART I'M DOING BUT I HAVE ALOT OF LINGGAN FOR THE FUTURE PARTS.

Do you know how frustrating it can get? Later in future after i write that middle part linggan for the previous part will come. This kinda things always happens to me, esp when writing essay be it chinese or english.

So it's like... if i were to fully follow my feelings to write any GP essay...

Example: If you're impotent or infertile, discuss the method you will use to produce babies.

"
Firstly, I will use the wat in-vitro (or vetro??? Aiya, fuck the name) fertilisation as it is quick and efficient and you won't sacrifice millions of fighters just to get 1 fighter to capture the flag. With in-*add in a V start verb* fertilisation you will be like having a duel fight in the past when generals will challenge each other to represent the whole million of army.

Sperm General: Today! You shall be defeated and I'll merge into your city!

Cell Surface Membrane General: Tan Gu Gu ar!!!

As Sperm General will have the injection needle as a weapon, it can easily defeat and tear the Cell Surface Membrane General!

Sperm General: DIE!!!!!!! CHIONG AR!!!

And it will merge with the city, hence saving the fight between millions of other sperm soldiers.
"

Suddenly hor, i will have inspiration to write for conclusion.

"Thus so, I feel that using 1 general to represent the rest other is the best method and that will be my conclusion. [3809 words coming from a whole story writing process of the adventures of Sperm General]"

Then hor, i will have inspiration to write for the middle part of essay.

"
But then, if we use the in-vito process, we will have to let doctors inject a needle into our sacred palace and it will be damned painful if we don't use anastestic. So, I don't agree with using in vito method.
"

So, merge them...

"Firstly, I will use the wat in-vitro (or vetro??? Aiya, fuck the name) fertilisation as it is quick and efficient and you won't sacrifice millions of fighters just to get 1 fighter to capture the flag. With in-*add in a V start verb* fertilisation you will be like having a duel fight in the past when generals will challenge each other to represent the whole million of army.

Sperm General: Today! You shall be defeated and I'll merge into your city!

Cell Surface Membrane General: Tan Gu Gu ar!!!

As Sperm General will have the injection needle as a weapon, it can easily defeat and tear the Cell Surface Membrane General!

Sperm General: DIE!!!!!!! CHIONG AR!!!

And it will merge with the city, hence saving the fight between millions of other sperm soldiers.

Thus so, I feel that using 1 general to represent the rest other is the best method and that will be my conclusion.

But then, if we use the in-vito process, we will have to let doctors inject a needle into our sacred palace and it will be damned painful if we don't use anastestic. So, I don't agree with using in vito method.
"

Don't it seems very imperfect and irritating? tts why i find inspirations coming at wrong time irritating. Why is it that inspiration for Newton to sit under apple tree comes at that wrong time, why don't his inspiration to sit under a durian tree come? Thus so you can see how irritating wrong timing of inspiration can cause.

Frankly hor, my inspiration for blogs can come alot of times during a week, but it ALWAYS dun come on Saturdays, it always comes during weekdays or times when my comp goes beep beep beep. So, wrong timing again. Den pek chiek the inspiration comes when i'm in school last week, so i wrote that short post of my shit having blood in school.

On Saturdays, the inspiration that comes is always for NLT, but not NLT starting parts, it's always the middle or ending part... WAH PEK CHIEK AR!!!!!

I have a friend named Wah Chin Han, Wah Pek Chiek is not related to him at all.

Anyway, to further facilitate you people to my NLT and also reviews which I wrote, I decided to post up the website links in my blog... that is until i learn how to do it.

Oh... forgot to mention, i do reviews as well. But currently I only did 3 out of alot of reviews which i wanted to write. And 1 of the review i feel i've done a very bad job. So you people can go there and laugh at it.

oh ya!!! See?? got Inspiration again. Harry Porter 6th book come out liao right? Let me just tell you that Neverlasting Time will better than it... SO DON'T GO BUY HARRY POTTER AND READ NLT, FREE OF CHARGE SOMEMORE!

how do you spell porter anyway... potter? porter? poter? Aiya watever...

Remember to read ar!!

...

Ok ok ok... i dun force u all. Later in future NLT will become best seller even better than that Harry kid I will take off all the links and adds, so you all cannot read by then. muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

SO BEWARE! READ IT OR REGRET IT!!!

PS: If you want me to add in your link in my blog, contact me. I'll...consider...

Beep..... x infinity

Why haven't i posted for so long? That is cause my computer has regianed it's fucked up state in which the beep sound will keep on going until my computer can go kaBOOM which makes me very pek chiek as when the kaboom happens i'll need to begin the cleaning up of the debris which will be left behind when such a thing happens and also Takahina will be left without a computer even though his current computer isn't superbly wonderful and practical but without a computer Takahina will be left with little options in life but to stick with homework supplied by the school and also occasional playing of the PS2 to fill up the void left by the computer...

pant...pant...pant.

Imagine reading that and reciting it continously without any break in between to exchange breath. Even when typing this in school my mind is remarkbly filled with useless information which i jus wanna spam here. Bah, this is wat they call a stroke of inspiration coming.

Anyway, just a quick update. I'm not deciding to scold anyone although i'll love to nag at more immature singaporeans.

Warning.

THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION BELOW MAY BE DISGUSTING, SO IF YOU CANNOT TAHAN BLOOD, DUN READ.

Whatever lah, u'll read it anyway.

Lately, my health has been somewhat deteriaoting... how do u spell that... ah, watever. Anyway, when i went excreting - otherwords, shitting. Yesterday, i noticed blood in the pile of shit which i shitted out. This did not happen the first time but it felt different this time compared to before. And it has been a freaking long time since it happened.

So? I'm freaked out. Com'on, who won't be if you see bloody shit. That brown rectangle which we have saw for 16 years suddenly turned red!!!!! OMG!

I'm worried, espcially after seeing NKF becoming the one taking charge for Cancer patients funds i grow even MORE worried.

People in Background: Aiya, you menstruation right? It's just a monthly process so you need not be worried.

WAH SHIT!!

I'm not a girl and so i'm not supposed to have such cycles! If it's really so...

Imagine...

A Strong and loyal fighter....

Flowing backwards of the sperm tube to the back of your cervic...

Fertilising the egg cell which is ACTUALLY inside you....

AND so it'll become to the fact that you will be pregnant with a new egg every month fertilised by your own fighter/swimmer/small black dot with a tail...

WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THINK NO EVIL, SEE NO EVIL. READ ALL THE EVIL AT TAKAHINA'S !


Haiz, sibei sian. Blogging from my school with quite a few people already reading and they are reading from the part where my shit has blood.

Love it.

Oh ya, Takahina jus cut his hair.

Love it.

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Wah, Die liao lor!

Hmmmm, after a fsking long time of not posting, (actually i only missed one post which is last week) due to the fucking computer problem which always goes...

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Notice the "eees", those are a side sound effect which is emitted after i switch on my computer for at least 30 seconds. The beeps go at a very high frequency which is around... 3 hertz i think. Deplorable computer indeed, but it still is able to work after that week, so rejoice. I know you guys missed me...

Some of my friends said that my blog is frequently rather well visited by other bloggers or so. I'm feeling sceptical by their words you know. They may be saying it just to flatter the great Takahina... which is yours truly... me. Ok ok, let me stop sprounting on my own genius...

(You guys know i'm jus joking.)

Anyway, this week is what they said "dying" week. Because? The first JC exams are here after since the last memorable battle of the O's whereby many people either perished or emerged annoying victorious. You know why i said annoying? Cause I normally hate victorious people as I'm someone who always don't strike as victorious. Anyway though I'm rather elated at my O's... >_<

People in background: So you hate yourself lah.

You can say that. My reason for hating victorious people is because I always lose to the idiot computer players in Starcraft, fuck them man. I die die must use "Show me the money" then can win. Knn, it only proves of how weak and a cheat i am in such Strategy Games. Even though I boast to my peers that "Wah, Starcraft I expert one, i completed the campaign with all by myself sia!"

Just that I done it with "Show Me The Money" and "Black Sheep Wall" ALL HAIL CHEAT CODES!

Anyway, the exams struck me as well, my initial thought is oso, "Wah! Die Liao Lor!" However, the only thing that won't die for me is Chinese, cause i love it! DA JIA LAI AI HUA YU! And with Singapore current standard of Chinese, Ang Moh's will find Singapore's standard of chinese just like toilet bowls in some schools, substandard and when u flush, the shit and excreta may flow out from the bottom of the bowl. Also, when u sit on it you can't help but worry bout your buttcheeks getting impressively dirty!

So thats why, with my standard of chinese, the exams are confirmed of no worry.

People in Background: Wa lao! Sibei hao lian leh!

That's me.

Anyway, i go to exams with a strangely relaxed heart. Maybe that's how one will feel when he is going to die, Shi Si Ru Gui you know? So to say, I'm actually not that stressed. Probably another factor is because i know this test will only contribute 10% to promos, thus i despise it. Regardlessly, I did study for it but at a very medicre rate.

But then hor, many people besides me whom is going to take similar exams, they all like to say one thing. "Wah, Die liao lor!"

Excuse me, u fail in exams, you won't die. Unless you irritate me enough to make me kill you, and normally i'll only kill people who pass exams cause I hate arrogant victorious people. Yay.

Anyway, they all say die liao lor, while i'm at another side saying, "wah, sibei shiok, left with 1 paper nia. yay"

Lookie here, if you find the paper really tough, you don't say you die liao, you say you are going to fail the paper horribly and when that happens, you're gonna go jump from your school and cause an eternal school horror story that will be a legend floating in the school. Hopefully you who sacrifice yourself will make the school papers easier as School will be scared of any more ghost haunting them.

"Wo Hen arrr....~~~~~~~"

yay

Wa lao, I wrote alot of crap! LET ME GO BACK TO WHAT IS TODAY'S ACTUAL THEME.

I'm wondering, "Wah Die Liao Lor" means that the paper is fucking tough and you can actually go long pia cause it's a confirmed fail. However, I don't find some of the papers real tough at all, unless you guys totally never study den i nothing to say lah.

But den, i find WDLL "Wah Die Liao Lor" too overused. When i'm in school during the exams i can hear like 4 totally unrelated people speaking of exactly the same phrase in the exact happy tone. Wah, die liao still can so happy, I salute sia. And you must know to earn the salute from Takahina is real difficult, so u people can die in peace lah.

In exams, it's natural to speak of such, but i mean if you really find the paper WDLL then would you sound so happy? It's hypocrite in it's purest form i tell you! OK lah, actually i got say also. >_<

People, use your senses and think sensibly to the standard of the papers. Does it actually warrant a death sentence? No i don't think so. Instead i find it rather doable. Why will WDLL come out is because of ourselves not studying enough. However, how much is enough? That is when you feel satisfied with your learning, but will people ever get satisfied? Hmmmm, don't think so.

All acting is just the word, "laziness". Who can deny that if they are not studying and spending time chionging the drums in Century Square at 10.30 at night (That's me) is not being lazy? So who can we blame? ourselves. But then, why is it at the end you moan in regret with a happy tone? No you're not sexually excited but it is that you don't really care bout the results as you know, even if you study you will fail.

Most have such opinions, they procrastinate till the fact that there is only 1 week left to mug....

OH SPEAKING OF MUG! Let me properly and CLEARLY EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF MUG!!! I GOT SO PISSED OFF WITH LOCAL STUDENTS TERM OF USING MUG, EVEN SOME TEACHERS USE IT. PROVING OF HOW BAD SINGAPORE ENGLISH IS.

Mug has few meanings,

1. A large cup with straight sides used for drinking tea, coffee etc.
2. to attack someone and rob them in a public place.
3. to make silly expressions with your face or behave in a silly way, especially in a photograph or a play.

Meaning taken from Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English, I always love it.

There is no meaning for mug as hard term studying. The word for hard study is...

MUG UP.

Yup, get that correct boys and girls. Mug Up, not fucked up, is the correct way of saying it. So when u're saying "i need to mug." It means you wanna either do 2. or 3.

And one more thing, i always hear, "WA! U MUGGER!" they take it as a meaning of someone who studies hard. But no no, it's...

Someone who attacks people and robs them in a public place!

Or "hey let's go mugging" that means...

An attack on someone in which they are robbed in a public place.

WA SIAO LIAO, DEN ALOT OF PEOPLE I KNOW ARE MUGGERS! KNN, MUS PROTECT MYSELF!

Get that clear ok? Dunno which stupid dumbass started using this term mug. He should be sentenced to death for trying to pollute Singapore's system of english along with Phua Chu Kang. Oh ya, strangely I notice active Final Fantasy players don't use the term mug because there's a skill in it called Mug. ALL HAIL FINAL FANTASY FOR MAKING OUR ENGLISH BETTER! That game deserves a commendable award from Lee Kuan Yew for it improves our english. Yay!

Ok, side tracked too much. let's go back.

Most people procrastinate till the last week den they mug up (NOTICE THE WORD UP!). Frankly by that time you can go long pia because more than 50% you will go WDLL. That is laziness.

But then, why do i get pissed off by WDLL, is because of the attitude in which they say it. They say it like it's some very fun business. You fail your exams and yet you seem to feel happy. I mean, you know u fail u shld go chiong study more or at least have an ampathetic attitude first before chiong mah. But then those WDLL people dun act in this way, and some of u even go comparing your answers even though u WDLL. U jus think, if you going to fail why even bother go check answers since it'll be wrong? Will you go get the correct answers and then ponder on it with the question paper or will u jus forget bout it. What's more amazing is that 2 people of WDLL can go comparing answers with each other whereby there is totally no use to it.

2 people comparing 2 wrong answers and then argue on whose's correct. Wow, no wonder they say great minds think alike.

Anyway, I'm oso WDLL. But then at least i won't go and kao bei on how WDLL i will be. At least i'm confident of my maths and chinese to have at least a pass. And i don't find the paper difficult, just we didn't prepare sufficiently.

Crapper's last words Part 3 - The issue of Love.

Ok, this is the last part of the brilliant Crapper's series, you guys must have been awaiting for this moment haven't you?

Anyway, this issue is of one very popular topic among youngsters (which I dunno why is it popular), Love...

As past readers would know, Crapper has diagnosed a theory named ficmen theory. It focuses mostly on the attitude of love from various people and the ways on doing it. I'm not gonna disgress it here, i'm sick of relating the ficmen theory around to people and in the end they don't understand a shit i'm talking about.

Anyway just remember ficmen theory has 3 main concepts:

1. Beauty is in the eyes of a beholder

2. Friendliness doesn't equal to signs of attraction

3. No matter how unwilling you are to admit the fact, it is true that both guys and girls do appreciate the attention of the opposite sex. Ok, stop shaking your heads girls, it's true!! And you know it deep in your heart!!

4. People are fickle. You see one, you get one, you'll crave another. It's just natural... at least for the guys. Ok, a little too negative on this one.

For 1st law, I dun think i need to elaborate further, different guys love different girls and vice versa. So it's not unnatural for fat people to get loved. Fat people like me... hopefully... at least take it like u're doing charity will ya?

For 2nd law, people must realise that a girl at times may be very friendly and open to you, doing actions like taking neoprints picture with you or even having some intimate moments, but do realise, that does not equal to love. People are fickle and relating to the 3rd law, they just want your attention, but when it cuts to the end, they don't love you at all. They just treat you as a buddy. Cruel... but it's reality...

For 3rd law, I guess it's only human nature which can answer this. No matter what when it reaches a period of your life, you will just crave for it. You can call that the "despo" period. But regardlessly, you will just wish there will be at least one of the opposite sex to give you attention, you may not realise it... but when you're walking down the streets or shopping centres, you see cute guys with great bod or pretty girls wearing rather seductive clothing and a cute face. Ask yourself one thing... you feel irritated? you feel disgusted? you feel uneasy? Or whatever strange feelings you sense, that is an evidence to it. Unknowingly or unwittingly, it'll appear.

For 4th law, not only girls are fickle. Guys are as well. When i mean fickle, i'm refering to case of relationships. But it depends on how strong your determination and your self conscious is. If you have strong discipline and responsibility, it won't be a problem. But if you're not... i think you know yourself.

Ok, get over with the ficmen theory, I'll just go about crapping my shit.

I've been somewhat... played with in the game of love i think. Throughout my life all i've seen are mostly pessimistic and negative relationship. There are very very few examples in which i've seen a happy and eternal relationship... But I guess, that's the trend with youngsters nowaday maybe?

... I sound very old do i?

People in Background: Ya u do.

Old people are filled with experience, love them. Anyway, I see so many cases of love life... and i find them immature and neverlasting. Hate me all you want, but I feel a true case of love being more sacred than just going out on dates everyday and watching movies, those are just the process which are overclaimed and overexposed in shows. Why not change a date to being when we go out and jam our ass off or we stay at home and study or even better! Go to each other's house and cook up meals for each other? My dream girl is someone who can cook meals for my family and the girl to prepare the meal in harmony with my mom. Yay.

Anyway, I'm thinking too much, what girls like to cook now are just chocolate cakes and brownies. Sweet sweet stuff anyway. When have you ever seen a girl cooked up fried rice for you???? Very rare i tell you. I even suspect most girls now can't chump up a proper Fried Rice.

I'm going off topic... Anyway, love should not be just for a show or something to boast off to your friends. Why is it that i see so many of such cases? Cause of this thing called infatuation.

Relating to the 2nd and 3rd law of ficmen. Imagine you're a guy and a girl goes out with you, going shopping and taking photos. The girl is cute and someone popular, after she does this, will you have some funny feelings that maybe she likes you???

Reality sucks and unfortunately i'm a realist so i'm gonna shoot more of the reality sux shit back to you. Girl going out with u, taking intimate pics with you, those are not signs of attraction. Guy willing to go shopping with you, showing extra attention or sending you home, those are not signs of attraction. But sadly, it's these signs of attraction which will create into a scene of infatuation and in the end....

Guy sms girl: I like you

Girl sms guy: I kinda like you too

Guy sms girl: Hmmm... Can i be ur boyfriend?

Girl sms guy: Hmmm... ok...

And VOILA! There you have it, a typical case of infatuation causing into a serious relationship trouble. And soon enough...after 4 weeks...

Guy sms girl: ... I want to break up with you...

Girl sms guy: ... Ok lor! Who likes to be with you you fucker! Your dick can't even stand straight!

Guy sms girl: oh yea?! And your tits looks like a pair of papayas hanging loosely! Cheebye!

After soon enough, they will have sex as they keep on hurling sexual abuses at each other and getting excited.

Ok, enough of my pervertness, but have you readers get a somewhat idea of what i wanna say?

People now care more of Cen Jing Yong You instead of Tian Chang Di Jiu, and i despise that thought. Why go around hurting people's hurt by breaking up with them if you aren't show of your feelings in the first place? Love doesn't form all of a sudden and it'll only form gradually. Even lasting relationship which form out of infatuation is due to people getting to know more about each other through having a relationship and that infatuation turning into love. But do realise, IT'S NOT ALWAYS TRUE TO THINK INFATUATION WILL BECOME LOVE! That is just an optimistic view and I'm a pessimist.

So do remember, don't anyhow get into a relationship unless you're true and certain of your love. And DIFFERENTIATE between infatuation and love, it's very very different. Also, make sure you remember of your fickle nature.

Also, do take note that break ups do happen. When it does, don't come running to me saying how depressed you are, i'll just scold you for not making the correct choice in the first place.

If you wanna go long pia or jump off a building. I advice you to choose a more silent death, give those HDB cleaners a break and don't make a mess of their work. If you have the courage to die, why won't you have the courage to accept the break up?

That's all Crapper has to say. This is the last of Crapper's post and I assume alot of people will be totally delighted at hearing it. But don't worry, the True Takahina is here.

Crapper's last words Part 2 - Immature Singaporean

Have you guys notice that most thingys done by Singaporeans have several features?

1. Blogs with very small words with very colourful background adding no help to the contents.

2. They like to WrItE lIkE tHiS and still it does not help in adding contents or extra meaning.

3. Squeezing you like a piece of shit when you in some countdown or autograph session or something like that.

4. Complain that they are going out with their lover and don't know what colour their panties should be. (Common problem among girls. Boys don't give a fuck. Might as well don't wear. Make things later much more simpler and fast-moving.)

5. Whine over the fact that you're constantly getting killed in Counter Strike and complaining like some fuckanathans so loudly that the whole LAN shop can hear.

6. Boast of your girlfriend's pic all over to other friends... or even some acquaintance. Do note that acquaintance is different from friends.

7. Saying of how large your dick is or the largest size prove of a man your tut spot has swallowed. (You can find some of these evidence in Friendster. Reality is scary)

Ok, I can't think of more now, but everyone has their share of immaturity. Even me! Yup, even me. I know you readers find it hard to believe right? ^_-

People in background: We find it hard to believe you had not done those you mentioned above.

Ok ok... I did my fair share of boasting some neoprints with another girl to my buddies. And I shall tell you all to not ask me on who that girl is. Cause I will not answer, only give hints. Yeah, I'm kaobeiing now that I have these neoprints, what bui song ar?!

Now the thing is most of these acts may not be of much importance to others. Doesn't affect them much as well. However, it's an act of courtesy and consideration on your part. I mean, you don't go around squeezing people in an autograph session do you? And you don't go and shout, "Oi, oi oi oi oi! Stop killing me lah!! Don't bomb me lah! Pek chiek u know! Kenina!" in a Lan Shop. It's bloody irritating.

Immaturity is never a fault. But it's an act of how dumb and senseless you can be. WrItE lIkE tHiS, wHaT iN tHe BlOoDy WoRlD cAn YoU aChIeVe?! Damn it, i spent thrice as much time wasting my intelligence on it. The time taken you write like that, i can write out "knnbccb" 20 times.

Of course, I've seen a girl, teenage. Able to write LiKe ThIs at lightning speed. I even suspect she can TyPe FaStEr like this than writing normally like this. So imagine she's writing some compo on a computer.

"OnE bRiGhT sHiNy DaY, mY fAtHeR fUcKeD mY mOtHeR... bLaH bLaH bLaH..."

And she handed it over to her english teacher.

English Teacher, "WtF is this?!"

When the girl receives that compo. She fails it despite having a vivid and outstanding story. Reason?

"Grammer fail. You need more tutoring of basic capitalling of words. Capital letters should be written for the first letter of the first word of a sentence. Not throughout with big small big small like some baby."

Hear that? You people? So stop. It's only of show of how immature you are and no, it doesn't make you hip and impressive. Writing words like those shown below will then show people of being impressive...

"This personal lubricating factor of mine provides no liberty or any form of realitism and what it only presents is just a rather impromptu and inefficient visual perspective of the true differentiating system for both mentally and physically in the grey area of feminity and masculinity."

What is this personal lubricating factor of mine? Answer the question and you stand to win a prize!

People in Background: Show off.

Shut up lah. Anyway, get my point?

As i stated above, it's not wrong to be immature. Just remember not to be inconsiderate. Writing in ThIs FoRm may not be inconsiderate to others, it only shows of your dumbness. However, some other form of inconsideration is bad.

You know how young people like to go to countdown events or so? Why is it that some males despite not being party animal likes to go to such events?

They are perverts! Just like me! But let me state first they I don't do such things. My form of pervertness is much more mature.

They like to go such events, cause it's squeezy. I'm sure the clever you would know why they like to squeeze. Cause they can squeeze. Girls going to such will get taken liberties till the stage whereby they won't know it's who. Or they can't care too much anymore. Call me traditional, but i don't allow my gf to get touched all over. Not that i have any. I'm still an eligible man. Love me. So girls, think again before you're allowed to get squeezed.

Also, one more thing. Bloggers should never, never ever make your readers get pek chiek. You want people to write your blog, you don't be some immature idiots putting a large large background of some cutesy character and then what you read in only a small little box.

People in Background: Those are Tagboards lah. Sua ku lah u.

Fuck u PIB, I'm not. Go check around and you can find people writting like that. You have to squirm your eyes to check out what you're writting. People, do realise that blog is for reading, not for appreciating abstract art.

Frankly, there are just too many examples of immaturity happening in all of life. We do them too as well. But whether what we do does any form of irritance or inconsiderate actions to others. That is the more important factor to comprehend.

Immaturity is not a fault. Inconsiderate is.

Learn that Singaporeans. That includes me as well.