Yo...
I'm back from NS.
Booked out for the second time.
Actually by right I should have posted the previous time I booked out la, but I had quite a few things to be settled, and the bed at home and civilian environment is indeed so much more better than the fucked up life you have in camps and bunks. Fancy getting punished for having a little spec of dust on your window. My mother don't even give a fuck bout that man.
Chao Chee Bye.
And yes, Takahina has gotten more vulgar thanks to the training to being elite bengs. Vocabulary didn't neccesary increase, but then the rate and daring possibility of Takahina specking shit out has increased.
Fuck.
Ok, so by right I'm supposed to show my Botak head right.
No.
Tan Gu Gu.
Now whenever Takahina goes out, he'll steal a camp from his brother, be it an Arse Cap or Black Cap, he'll just wear a cap. And the only chance for him to take it down will be when eating, or playing something for a long time.
An event can also take it off. But depends on the severity of the fucking event.
Ok man. I don't feel like fucking too much around. But I don't feel fucking used to this hairstyle even after 3 weeks. Blue Bird.
...
Ok la, I'll see if I can get any photos up. You guys just wait.
Whatever Takahina writes here, is fully affected by all the people around him. Whatever you don't agree, you are fully responsible for it.
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
Special Report: National Service for Takahina
Originally, Takahina's hair was...
and like...
It was a little... stylish. It was like looped sided to a side, and had this distinct show as if someone had accidentally sliced off a good part of Takahina's hair on one side or Takahina only shampooed his hair on 1 side and totally ignored the other side.
Then soon enough, his hair grew to a good length... and after several modifications in it became this...
Hur hur... Due to his great hair, Takahina grew so amazingly popular with girls he felt amazingly bored and sleepy cause he's starting to turn gay, and thus so he almost slept when he took this picture.
Then now... currently it's 12.20am, Friday, 8th December.
Takahina's hair is now...
This is like...
The few rare times I'm actually able to smile nicely in front of my hp. ZOMG!
Ok...
Soon enough, all these... will be gone.
Miss me.
and like...
It was a little... stylish. It was like looped sided to a side, and had this distinct show as if someone had accidentally sliced off a good part of Takahina's hair on one side or Takahina only shampooed his hair on 1 side and totally ignored the other side.
Then soon enough, his hair grew to a good length... and after several modifications in it became this...
Hur hur... Due to his great hair, Takahina grew so amazingly popular with girls he felt amazingly bored and sleepy cause he's starting to turn gay, and thus so he almost slept when he took this picture.
Then now... currently it's 12.20am, Friday, 8th December.
Takahina's hair is now...
This is like...
The few rare times I'm actually able to smile nicely in front of my hp. ZOMG!
Ok...
Soon enough, all these... will be gone.
Miss me.
Monday, December 04, 2006
The Reviewing Takahina 2
Yo... Takahina is officially back from Hainan island for like few days already, now he's like getting mentally siao siao from NS and also to adapt back to the Singapore lifestyle which he hates and yet is so used to.
Takahina realised one thing, if you ask him to do farming, sleep early, wake early... all those type of shit. I can't.
I'm not old enough.
Ok, although I promised you guys elephants of pictures, BUTT, some fucking thing has happened to the mini SD i used in storing my pictures, I can't extract them out to my computer cause my computer would just jam upon the show of the picture. Onishinobi said that the memory card or the pics are corrupted, I wonder wat bribery did they receive...
Anyways, quite a few shit happened, 1 of the shit is Takahina gained a fucking 4extra kgs which I still don't dare to tell my parents. I promised myself upon coming back...
"I'll lose weight... with the help of NS ^^"
Somehow i'm starting to like the concept of NS. Money and free weight losing program over the tradeoff of Takahina's pride.
Well, in return to you readers, Takahina wrote a J-pop CD review while he was over in Hainan Island and has posted it up.
You guys can see the links on the left side and read it no prob.
Also, yesterday Takahina went to this small gig of a new studio opening, Benji's band is in it. Takahina wasn't really that gung ho on going, until he heard a news from Frankie, his current band's bassist and ex-Rustynails bassist.
"There hor got buffet leh!"
Ok, that settles it. NS will do the rest later anyway.
So he went there, took some pics... primary pictures of interest will be Benji wearing skirt.
Cool Stuff.
This is the whole band as a whole...
Skirtful Benji and KinKami Kaori, their drummer Vampiric Viruz is missing. Why? Cause Benji's skirt is too mesmerizing.
And lastly, sex-unknown Nika and lighted Guitar Sam. Why I call Nika sex-unknown? Cause she's a girl, and had some girl asked for her number, thinking she was a guy... I heard.
This friday, I'll be going to jail which supplies free weight losing program and haircut... So you guys won't see any blogs from me for a long time. I guess.
Takahina realised one thing, if you ask him to do farming, sleep early, wake early... all those type of shit. I can't.
I'm not old enough.
Ok, although I promised you guys elephants of pictures, BUTT, some fucking thing has happened to the mini SD i used in storing my pictures, I can't extract them out to my computer cause my computer would just jam upon the show of the picture. Onishinobi said that the memory card or the pics are corrupted, I wonder wat bribery did they receive...
Anyways, quite a few shit happened, 1 of the shit is Takahina gained a fucking 4extra kgs which I still don't dare to tell my parents. I promised myself upon coming back...
"I'll lose weight... with the help of NS ^^"
Somehow i'm starting to like the concept of NS. Money and free weight losing program over the tradeoff of Takahina's pride.
Well, in return to you readers, Takahina wrote a J-pop CD review while he was over in Hainan Island and has posted it up.
You guys can see the links on the left side and read it no prob.
Also, yesterday Takahina went to this small gig of a new studio opening, Benji's band is in it. Takahina wasn't really that gung ho on going, until he heard a news from Frankie, his current band's bassist and ex-Rustynails bassist.
"There hor got buffet leh!"
Ok, that settles it. NS will do the rest later anyway.
So he went there, took some pics... primary pictures of interest will be Benji wearing skirt.
Cool Stuff.
This is the whole band as a whole...
Skirtful Benji and KinKami Kaori, their drummer Vampiric Viruz is missing. Why? Cause Benji's skirt is too mesmerizing.
And lastly, sex-unknown Nika and lighted Guitar Sam. Why I call Nika sex-unknown? Cause she's a girl, and had some girl asked for her number, thinking she was a guy... I heard.
This friday, I'll be going to jail which supplies free weight losing program and haircut... So you guys won't see any blogs from me for a long time. I guess.
Saturday, November 25, 2006
The "Holidaying" Takahina 2
Later tonight at 3am, Takahina will wake up and go for his long awaited overseas trip.
So, no blog post today. But it will be recompensated with tons of photos from the trip, depending on whether my handphone camera or digital camera can last out.
Also, due to this trip, Takahina will have to forfeit the trip to the prom. I'll elaborate.
At first the trip was scheduled to be yesterday, and said to return by 29th Dec, which is accurately my prom day.
However, don't know what the hell happened to the tour agency and hotel, it seems they just gave away our bookings to a group of VIPs without our consent. The agency, bo pian have to postpone our dates to later tonight.
And Takahina is feeling prolly fucked up because of the hotel's sibei chao cheebye's arrangement.
So how now?
I can't go to the prom. That is confirmed. Also don't know how to tell the rest of the class especially Sam, Hui Ling and Junwei since they all been like shit over the sittings.
But nvm.
Doubt you guys will miss me hor...
Well, I heard Hai Nan Island have lots of chio bu, and I asked my father, he said there is chickens from every province of china there, got fat, oily, skinny, kampong, white, roasted, black, steamed, boiled, grilled, chio ones, ugly ones, red head etc etc..
Maybe I can see the Miss World Pageant there as well. Then got Miss Japan, I'll sian her, then got Miss S'pore, I'll suan her.
K k... ok.. i go liao.
Don't miss me...
For those who didn't read and asked why I never go to the prom, just say that Takahina died in a plane crash and he was the only victim. ^^
So, no blog post today. But it will be recompensated with tons of photos from the trip, depending on whether my handphone camera or digital camera can last out.
Also, due to this trip, Takahina will have to forfeit the trip to the prom. I'll elaborate.
At first the trip was scheduled to be yesterday, and said to return by 29th Dec, which is accurately my prom day.
However, don't know what the hell happened to the tour agency and hotel, it seems they just gave away our bookings to a group of VIPs without our consent. The agency, bo pian have to postpone our dates to later tonight.
And Takahina is feeling prolly fucked up because of the hotel's sibei chao cheebye's arrangement.
So how now?
I can't go to the prom. That is confirmed. Also don't know how to tell the rest of the class especially Sam, Hui Ling and Junwei since they all been like shit over the sittings.
But nvm.
Doubt you guys will miss me hor...
Well, I heard Hai Nan Island have lots of chio bu, and I asked my father, he said there is chickens from every province of china there, got fat, oily, skinny, kampong, white, roasted, black, steamed, boiled, grilled, chio ones, ugly ones, red head etc etc..
Maybe I can see the Miss World Pageant there as well. Then got Miss Japan, I'll sian her, then got Miss S'pore, I'll suan her.
K k... ok.. i go liao.
Don't miss me...
For those who didn't read and asked why I never go to the prom, just say that Takahina died in a plane crash and he was the only victim. ^^
Sunday, November 19, 2006
The Failure Takahina
For those who didn't go to the performance.
Be glad you guys didn't went.
Cause Takahina threw away his own face.
On the day itself, my cousin, Peng Yuan and his few friends, Sam Younha and Rurouni (cept Benji) came to my performance. Sam and Peng Yuan came early, so i'm quite greatful to them. I heard from Onishinobi/Ben on why they are late, so won't blame you guys.
Anyways, when the thing happened... quite a lot of shit happened.
Firstly,
When we were rehearsing few minutes before the actual performance, suddenly had this forebearing of something bad. The rehearsal was frankly, rubbish compared to our previous rehearsal. Timing was always off, and we seem to be in a... "WTF???" mode. Not just Takahina, but TW and Fredrick i think were starting to feel the pressure. Then as usual, Takahina being named the "lao da" of the group... felt...
omfg.
Anyways, when we came down, met up with Jimmy and a few others. Trying to compose ourselves but didn't seem to work anyways. Bowie was a great support though, great thanks to him for giving us some guidance in the whole matter.
When we started, something seemed wrong. For some reason, Takahina was confused, especially over the timing. When the beat went on, Takahina felt wtf oredi. I kept looking at fred and tw, trying my best to coordinate. But it came too fast and it was turn for Takahina to solo.
And that's when it all went wrong.
When i started my solo, my mind somehow went blank like "wtf???", then i was freaking out oredi, from a triplets become a dunno what fucking beat. Then i went, "OK FUCK, ANYHOW WHACK LIAO CB!!"
Time instantly went off. So fucking off.
And from there onwards, our timing has never gone more wrong than ever.
I am, so so... ashamed of myself.
When TW's solo (the last solo) started, Takahina has already begun shaking his head. Like last year when i unconsciously spinned my sticks, this time i unconsciously shook my head.
It's like there is a chain reaction of something i dunno why man. When the band is doing good, Takahina enjoys it and can do alot of fucking stuff. When the band is doing bad, Takahina will be like wtf and act like those music judges, shake head la... sigh la... fret la..
I FUCKING HATE MYSELF OVER THIS MAN REALLY!!
And the worse thing is i caused the whole thing myself, ME!! YES THE LAO DA ME!!!!! FUCKING ME!!!!!!
Then i tried to lift my spirits, don't seem to work. Even with Rong's idiocry, TW's speak from experience, Onishinobi's nonchalent, Ben's wtf mode, Sam's YOUNHA CRY, and Peng's "you're still a student la."....
I feel.
WTf.
Frankly to speak, this time almost made me wanna quit drumming yesterday when I got home, so what if i can own people with my naga siren? So what if my Orge Magi's multicast is like a 50% rate? SO WHAT?! IT'S NOT LIKE IT CAN BRING BACK TAKAHINA'S REPUTATION!!!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Fredrick and Tian Wei, sorry man.
This time your boss, which is me... has done wrong. Having 2 additional gigs experience doesn't do anything to help really. And don't call me lao da man. I'm retiring from that post and will be sticking to just learning stuff.
Until I go to Berklee, I won't fucking perform live.
Fuck CB.
Takahina always have a principle in regards to performing.
"Unless you're good, you better don't go and throw face."
Takahina thought he's good. But in actual fact he's not. Benji is mistaken, Frankie/Ivor is mistaken... quite a few people are mistaken man.
Anyways, took some photos at Suntec which I found rather interesting.
Firstly is some pics of Bowie's band playing An Jing from Jay Chou. (I don't have the rights to call his music shit after what i played is shittier.)
Takahina is so dumb, he took half their faces. See la, what other failures can you find even resembling Takahina's standard?? Anyway, Bowie's the one on the drums, he has a metronome in his ears actually, and he's counting the song throughout. You can see his mouth like chanting. No, he's not sprouting vulgar. And he has been to Berklee before.
What about Takahina? He don't even know how to buy a metronome.
Then he took a picture of the amazing race shit.
Why is that girl standing there? I don't know. No I don't know her.
Anyways. I'm emo nowadays, and this time the emo is not superficial, it's more... deep.
I'm having nightmares nowadays, either its cause of timing, if not I dreamt of my chin area in my face having many many dots of pimples. It's damn fucking scary man.
Then in my dream i try to get rid of the pimples, in the end my whole fucking face is bleeding.
I wanna die................................................................ fuck, thinking of it gives me the creeps man cb.
Be glad you guys didn't went.
Cause Takahina threw away his own face.
On the day itself, my cousin, Peng Yuan and his few friends, Sam Younha and Rurouni (cept Benji) came to my performance. Sam and Peng Yuan came early, so i'm quite greatful to them. I heard from Onishinobi/Ben on why they are late, so won't blame you guys.
Anyways, when the thing happened... quite a lot of shit happened.
Firstly,
When we were rehearsing few minutes before the actual performance, suddenly had this forebearing of something bad. The rehearsal was frankly, rubbish compared to our previous rehearsal. Timing was always off, and we seem to be in a... "WTF???" mode. Not just Takahina, but TW and Fredrick i think were starting to feel the pressure. Then as usual, Takahina being named the "lao da" of the group... felt...
omfg.
Anyways, when we came down, met up with Jimmy and a few others. Trying to compose ourselves but didn't seem to work anyways. Bowie was a great support though, great thanks to him for giving us some guidance in the whole matter.
When we started, something seemed wrong. For some reason, Takahina was confused, especially over the timing. When the beat went on, Takahina felt wtf oredi. I kept looking at fred and tw, trying my best to coordinate. But it came too fast and it was turn for Takahina to solo.
And that's when it all went wrong.
When i started my solo, my mind somehow went blank like "wtf???", then i was freaking out oredi, from a triplets become a dunno what fucking beat. Then i went, "OK FUCK, ANYHOW WHACK LIAO CB!!"
Time instantly went off. So fucking off.
And from there onwards, our timing has never gone more wrong than ever.
I am, so so... ashamed of myself.
When TW's solo (the last solo) started, Takahina has already begun shaking his head. Like last year when i unconsciously spinned my sticks, this time i unconsciously shook my head.
It's like there is a chain reaction of something i dunno why man. When the band is doing good, Takahina enjoys it and can do alot of fucking stuff. When the band is doing bad, Takahina will be like wtf and act like those music judges, shake head la... sigh la... fret la..
I FUCKING HATE MYSELF OVER THIS MAN REALLY!!
And the worse thing is i caused the whole thing myself, ME!! YES THE LAO DA ME!!!!! FUCKING ME!!!!!!
Then i tried to lift my spirits, don't seem to work. Even with Rong's idiocry, TW's speak from experience, Onishinobi's nonchalent, Ben's wtf mode, Sam's YOUNHA CRY, and Peng's "you're still a student la."....
I feel.
WTf.
Frankly to speak, this time almost made me wanna quit drumming yesterday when I got home, so what if i can own people with my naga siren? So what if my Orge Magi's multicast is like a 50% rate? SO WHAT?! IT'S NOT LIKE IT CAN BRING BACK TAKAHINA'S REPUTATION!!!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Fredrick and Tian Wei, sorry man.
This time your boss, which is me... has done wrong. Having 2 additional gigs experience doesn't do anything to help really. And don't call me lao da man. I'm retiring from that post and will be sticking to just learning stuff.
Until I go to Berklee, I won't fucking perform live.
Fuck CB.
Takahina always have a principle in regards to performing.
"Unless you're good, you better don't go and throw face."
Takahina thought he's good. But in actual fact he's not. Benji is mistaken, Frankie/Ivor is mistaken... quite a few people are mistaken man.
Anyways, took some photos at Suntec which I found rather interesting.
Firstly is some pics of Bowie's band playing An Jing from Jay Chou. (I don't have the rights to call his music shit after what i played is shittier.)
Takahina is so dumb, he took half their faces. See la, what other failures can you find even resembling Takahina's standard?? Anyway, Bowie's the one on the drums, he has a metronome in his ears actually, and he's counting the song throughout. You can see his mouth like chanting. No, he's not sprouting vulgar. And he has been to Berklee before.
What about Takahina? He don't even know how to buy a metronome.
Then he took a picture of the amazing race shit.
Why is that girl standing there? I don't know. No I don't know her.
Anyways. I'm emo nowadays, and this time the emo is not superficial, it's more... deep.
I'm having nightmares nowadays, either its cause of timing, if not I dreamt of my chin area in my face having many many dots of pimples. It's damn fucking scary man.
Then in my dream i try to get rid of the pimples, in the end my whole fucking face is bleeding.
I wanna die................................................................ fuck, thinking of it gives me the creeps man cb.
Sunday, November 12, 2006
The once again performing Takahina
Yo yo...
You guys still remember last year? When Takahina participated in a performance of drum ensemble at Suntec City while working at the same time?
Hmmm, never mind. I think you guys forgetten about it. After all, the few people who went, one of them is Semi Automated Machine whose birthday lies on 11.11, the whole gang of Rurouni including the half member Korean and Priscilla and her friend whom i have no knowledge of. Then Stella pang seh me, Junwei the noob pang seh me, Des Chan pang sai me.
The rest i didn't inform cause I felt you guys were not worthy.
Hehehehehehehehehe...ok kidding.
Anyways, this time Takahina will once again be performing in another drum ensemble at Suntec due to the coercion by Music Clef, and yesterday Takahina went to rehearse at Music Clef due to sheer force from the principal there.
Argh.
But then at least finally finished all the procedure and all were happy. Even though we were extremely reluctant when we went there cause they just last minute called us to chiong there... nnbcb.
Regardless, Takahina will have his... 4th performance in his life regarding drums on the 19th November 2006 at Suntec. Timing unknown, but should be around afternoon time once again.
And i doubt I'll be standing there guarding guitars like last time. I dun mind working, but i mind standing for hours like fuck. And when people ask me "how many chord does this guitar have", there was once i said, 12 just because that guitar was a double lined guitar, so 6x2 = 12.
Then also, people often ask.
"Where is the guitar made of?"
"China"
"Ok thanks, bye."
I love china products.
Anyways tomorrow there is a physics paper, Takahina is looking forward to be fucked at, and thus so will stop now.
But before I go...
Admire this baby... hehehehehehe...
You guys still remember last year? When Takahina participated in a performance of drum ensemble at Suntec City while working at the same time?
Hmmm, never mind. I think you guys forgetten about it. After all, the few people who went, one of them is Semi Automated Machine whose birthday lies on 11.11, the whole gang of Rurouni including the half member Korean and Priscilla and her friend whom i have no knowledge of. Then Stella pang seh me, Junwei the noob pang seh me, Des Chan pang sai me.
The rest i didn't inform cause I felt you guys were not worthy.
Hehehehehehehehehe...ok kidding.
Anyways, this time Takahina will once again be performing in another drum ensemble at Suntec due to the coercion by Music Clef, and yesterday Takahina went to rehearse at Music Clef due to sheer force from the principal there.
Argh.
But then at least finally finished all the procedure and all were happy. Even though we were extremely reluctant when we went there cause they just last minute called us to chiong there... nnbcb.
Regardless, Takahina will have his... 4th performance in his life regarding drums on the 19th November 2006 at Suntec. Timing unknown, but should be around afternoon time once again.
And i doubt I'll be standing there guarding guitars like last time. I dun mind working, but i mind standing for hours like fuck. And when people ask me "how many chord does this guitar have", there was once i said, 12 just because that guitar was a double lined guitar, so 6x2 = 12.
Then also, people often ask.
"Where is the guitar made of?"
"China"
"Ok thanks, bye."
I love china products.
Anyways tomorrow there is a physics paper, Takahina is looking forward to be fucked at, and thus so will stop now.
But before I go...
Admire this baby... hehehehehehe...
Sunday, November 05, 2006
The Studying Takahina
Well, the A's have approached, and Takahina is in the midst of it. And Takahina knows, not only are there just the A's but O's is arriving as well. My dear drum buddy Fredrick has been complaining about it to me all the time and I hear many unknown punksters trying to ask the DJs on radios studying tips.
So today Takahina will be nice for once and write on how to study properly. And also, let Takahina just write down how he studies. (Frankly, it's cause I have no linggan so I'll just spam what I've already written down somewhere. YEs, i do have a book with all my laws in... and it's still increasing.)
Firstly... let Takahina just write down how he studies and for the first time, "The Law of free days." and "The Law of work days.".
.....................................................................
The law of free days: Days when no form of events or occasion is planned except meal.
- From before 1pm, it will be under 'free time.'
- From 1pm - 5pm, it will be under 'prioritised work.' (will explain what is prioritised work')
- From 5pm - 9pm, it will be under 'free time.'
- From 9pm - 2am, it will be under 'prioritised work.'
- After a piece of prioritised work is done, perform 'law of activities.' for 30mins or 1 episode of Anime.(will explain)
- If event fall under prioritised work time, that time is cancelled.
- If user retires early, time for 'prioritised work' is pushed back to a 'free time'.
--> Prioritised work
- Involves doing a piece of assignment/work/paper. Example (A GP paper 1. 1 topical chapter in the TYS, etc...)
--> Law of activities
1. RPG on PS2
2. Fighting Games on PS2
3. Anime
4. Action RPG on PS2
5. Computer Games.
Performing each task in sequence, the law can be further elaborated, but due to viewer's possible objection and censorship, Takahina shall not divulge further.
...............................................................
The law of work day: When there are events happening in a day...(going to school..)
- Sleep at least 5 hours before arranged prepared time for work.
- After an event of work, 30mins of activity ensured.
- Any other free time, change it to prioritised time. In between work event to priortised time, +- 1hr preparation.
- Rest only allowed for at most 2hrs per day.
................................................................
Well, even if you guys don't understand it, don't really try to follow it. I doubt you people can tahan. Either you feel too guilty at times cause the law enables you to not study, if not you study too much you wanna die.
Anyways, enough bout how Takahina study, but then let Takahina give some mainstream advice.
1.
Don't try to spam studying and doing la. It's mad. No human limit can tahan that kinda shit. In the end you're not studying anything, you're just being a machine and specialise in that type of question. If the si ang mohs at Cambridge just switch a little and shoot you. You guys will die get it?
And also, spamming to study, will just easily make you burn out, meaning you will have no fucking mood to study and will tio petrify.
So, to spam study is the most dumb dumb form to study.
2.
Don't only read lecture notes or textbooks. This will not be enough. Only do such things right before the exam starts, like maybe the night before. Believe Takahina, he did it before and his physics is almost the equal of Samuel in maths. It just sucks. You think you know all the theory behind it. But then NOOOOOOOO...... why? Cause the way the questions is spammed, your theory won't give a shit to solving it.
And really, even if you bring in a formula sheet and try to staple it to the back of your answer sheet during answers, you can't do any shit cause you don't know what to sub into what. Damn humiliating man.
3.
This is one of Takahina's greatest problem. Takahina always gets stuck when he thinks he has done a question correctly, then the answer at the back is wrong. Then he will like petrify himself to the extent it just waste a whole hour. Damn dumb. Then when he wanna ask teachers the question, there will be a whole horde of people trying to grab the teacher. The shy Takahina won't dare to ask liao.
Haiz...
Really, just circle the question. And pray god/buddha/shiva/tripitaka/ will help you solve it if you're shy. If not, just kill those competitors and gain the teacher's attention ALL to yourself.
4.
Reading Takahina's blog will definitely help you. ^^
XD 8D
(See la Benji... make me also wanna write all these things liao...)
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Anyways.
Takahina will end the post with an MTV from a band Takahina has recently got veryvery interested in again.
They are just... sexay...
IMO of course.
Enjoy.
So today Takahina will be nice for once and write on how to study properly. And also, let Takahina just write down how he studies. (Frankly, it's cause I have no linggan so I'll just spam what I've already written down somewhere. YEs, i do have a book with all my laws in... and it's still increasing.)
Firstly... let Takahina just write down how he studies and for the first time, "The Law of free days." and "The Law of work days.".
.....................................................................
The law of free days: Days when no form of events or occasion is planned except meal.
- From before 1pm, it will be under 'free time.'
- From 1pm - 5pm, it will be under 'prioritised work.' (will explain what is prioritised work')
- From 5pm - 9pm, it will be under 'free time.'
- From 9pm - 2am, it will be under 'prioritised work.'
- After a piece of prioritised work is done, perform 'law of activities.' for 30mins or 1 episode of Anime.(will explain)
- If event fall under prioritised work time, that time is cancelled.
- If user retires early, time for 'prioritised work' is pushed back to a 'free time'.
--> Prioritised work
- Involves doing a piece of assignment/work/paper. Example (A GP paper 1. 1 topical chapter in the TYS, etc...)
--> Law of activities
1. RPG on PS2
2. Fighting Games on PS2
3. Anime
4. Action RPG on PS2
5. Computer Games.
Performing each task in sequence, the law can be further elaborated, but due to viewer's possible objection and censorship, Takahina shall not divulge further.
...............................................................
The law of work day: When there are events happening in a day...(going to school..)
- Sleep at least 5 hours before arranged prepared time for work.
- After an event of work, 30mins of activity ensured.
- Any other free time, change it to prioritised time. In between work event to priortised time, +- 1hr preparation.
- Rest only allowed for at most 2hrs per day.
................................................................
Well, even if you guys don't understand it, don't really try to follow it. I doubt you people can tahan. Either you feel too guilty at times cause the law enables you to not study, if not you study too much you wanna die.
Anyways, enough bout how Takahina study, but then let Takahina give some mainstream advice.
1.
Don't try to spam studying and doing la. It's mad. No human limit can tahan that kinda shit. In the end you're not studying anything, you're just being a machine and specialise in that type of question. If the si ang mohs at Cambridge just switch a little and shoot you. You guys will die get it?
And also, spamming to study, will just easily make you burn out, meaning you will have no fucking mood to study and will tio petrify.
So, to spam study is the most dumb dumb form to study.
2.
Don't only read lecture notes or textbooks. This will not be enough. Only do such things right before the exam starts, like maybe the night before. Believe Takahina, he did it before and his physics is almost the equal of Samuel in maths. It just sucks. You think you know all the theory behind it. But then NOOOOOOOO...... why? Cause the way the questions is spammed, your theory won't give a shit to solving it.
And really, even if you bring in a formula sheet and try to staple it to the back of your answer sheet during answers, you can't do any shit cause you don't know what to sub into what. Damn humiliating man.
3.
This is one of Takahina's greatest problem. Takahina always gets stuck when he thinks he has done a question correctly, then the answer at the back is wrong. Then he will like petrify himself to the extent it just waste a whole hour. Damn dumb. Then when he wanna ask teachers the question, there will be a whole horde of people trying to grab the teacher. The shy Takahina won't dare to ask liao.
Haiz...
Really, just circle the question. And pray god/buddha/shiva/tripitaka/ will help you solve it if you're shy. If not, just kill those competitors and gain the teacher's attention ALL to yourself.
4.
Reading Takahina's blog will definitely help you. ^^
XD 8D
(See la Benji... make me also wanna write all these things liao...)
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Anyways.
Takahina will end the post with an MTV from a band Takahina has recently got veryvery interested in again.
They are just... sexay...
IMO of course.
Enjoy.
Saturday, October 28, 2006
The Noveling Takahina
Yo yo!!
Due to the recent spam of exams happening, Takahina has held a damn lot amount of linggan which finally exploded into writing a new Neverlasting Time after about... 9months?
Hahaa...
Damn happy now ^^
Well, it's up here...
New Neverlasting Time!
So do R & R (read and review) ^^
I may not have the flair for writing la, but at least it's a hobby :p
And similarily, all linggan used up, so no blog post this week :p
Due to the recent spam of exams happening, Takahina has held a damn lot amount of linggan which finally exploded into writing a new Neverlasting Time after about... 9months?
Hahaa...
Damn happy now ^^
Well, it's up here...
New Neverlasting Time!
So do R & R (read and review) ^^
I may not have the flair for writing la, but at least it's a hobby :p
And similarily, all linggan used up, so no blog post this week :p
Sunday, October 22, 2006
The "watch too much hentai" Takahina
Eh, i guess it's no secret la hor. Most of you people should know I watch hentai and that i'm not just an occasional watcher. In fact i analyse hentai and question the many views behind it. It's a fetish of course, but then on the otherhand, for an unpopular guy like me, i guess this fetish suits me... considerably well?
People asked me, "eh, u got porn?"
I'll say, "ya"
"I'm not saying Hentai leh."
You know? Now it turns to the fact that i only watch hentai for my daily sexual preferance...
Dey!! I'm human and a maybe not so logical one ok?? I can't have a real life sex with a n anime drawn person lah dey... I still watch real ones? OK?? And in fact, I think i already said why i find Hentai being better than the real porn. But that aside la...
Lately, Takahina has been watching Night Shift Nurses, the more explicit episodes la, (from 5.5 - 10.5). The rate i watch it is slow, cause you know... you will only wanna watch when you have the urge. And i assure you i watch it not only for the sex k?? I do go through on how good the storyplot is and all. I dun jus hold my dick around and jerk off at the sight of any regardless good or bad hentai k??
After watching so much hentai... it got me thinking..
Is it possible that girls can get so addicted to sex that they will love that guy for sex and can't live without him?
So to say, is it possible for a girl, to rape a girl, continously and so on... to the extend the girl is willing to be his sex slave and lover?
Well, Night Shift Nurses and a few others certainly portrays this type of situation...
At first, I was sceptical about this. After all, it's all just hand-drawn and computer modified, no shit about it. All you require is people like Takahina to think of the storyplot, people like Onishinobi to make the drawings and stuff on the computer and people like Benji to make out the demand. Nothing about it is ever real. But then ar... that was until I actually saw a news article...
It wrote that in Japan, there was a man (relatively ugly) who actually has 8 other women in his apartment, living together. All these women have good paying jobs and so and they were all good looking! As the police was scoping the guy away under custody for polygamy or forced sex or watsoever, the women were all actually, unwilling to go off even though they are "freed".
Then i was thinking...
"wtf"
So maybe, it's true after all... sex is really able to perform magic, maybe hentai stuff do come true.
If the guy is handsome, or rich or watsoever, maybe women may flock to him. But that guy is neither handsome, or rich, has to rely on the women, and THEY WERE ALL LOYAL TO HIM!!
That's the point, "They were all fucking loyal to him!"
Then it got me thinking, polygamy, and all loyal. WAT THE FUCK IS JAPAN OR MAYBE THIS WHOLE WORLD COMING TO!!!!
Then that instant thought of them being loyal to him triggered off a series of thoughts regarding hentai.
He did enema stuff with them.
All type of kinky sex happening.
Ximen Qing (The guy in Jin Ping Mei and The Water Margins (Shui Hu Zhuan / Water Tiger story with a lot of wife)
And lastly,
Wei Xiao Bao.
Then once again, I thought...
"Can I perform the same shit as him?"
Obviously, I doubt so. Girls run away at the sight of me, so I'll have to go stealth and eat more viagra.
Then I thought again, is this possible in Singapore's case.
Firstly, there have been several cases of sex slaves and all and they mostly only continued for like 1 year plus. Obviously the guys who managed to let their girls be so... bold, is not good enough. You need to psych them mentally first before having them be yours. Theories from The Takahina. Clearly, the guys in Singapore is too pathetic to be able to have such prowess.
Secondly, you need to learn how to perform many type of kinki stuff... from inserting eggs, to enemas, to golden shower, to even eating chocolate shit... too much things to learn. Hentai is so educational. What about local Singaporeans males? I doubt they can last for even 10mins or stomach the power of the large intestine.
Thirdly, Singapore girls are... well.. not simple? Firstly though, with girls like Tammy and such, maybe it's easy to con them... provided with a lot of sianners around the whole of Singapore...
(I rate Singapore the 3rd country with the most sianners, 1st is those from mediterrian countries, 2nd is those from India. Courtesy of Zorpia research)
But then again, Singaporean girls no doubt dumb in someways, are not ALWAYS dumb. Most of the low level dumb dumb Singaporean girls will tio fuck easily by Sianners (most of them have a common factor, Jay Chou), then later they will eventually break. Say alot of shit and complain to radios and stuff.... soon after find another guy and so on. And the guys they like to jump around... too fickle in a sense dey. With this low level of commitment, it's hard to turn into such a case. Then also, for the higher tier ladies, they are too clever to be caught by stupid sianners.
So in otherwords, will Singapore have such things happening to them? Nope. At least it won't last till eternity.
But then.. i've digressed.
What i am confused now is the main theory in blackmail genre of hentai. Will the girls eventually succumb to sex and be a voluntary sex slave (notice the paradox for your GP skills)? I mean, I haven't have any sex before, I don't know the feeling as all I have been relying on is my right hand and stuff like...
(OMFG, Now they have Night Shift Nurse Season 3?!)
And i'm not a girl, so I can't possibly know the feeling to iku. But the assumption I have is that sex may feel good, but never good to the extent of being a drug. And i know a lot of shit on Jap AV is fake.
So...
will you actually, succumb to sex, in real life. Ladies, try asking yourself that question.
Meanwhile, I can only continue to do shit like having a bedsheet of...
And continue to use my only tool, the handy dandy, Right Hand.
People asked me, "eh, u got porn?"
I'll say, "ya"
"I'm not saying Hentai leh."
You know? Now it turns to the fact that i only watch hentai for my daily sexual preferance...
Dey!! I'm human and a maybe not so logical one ok?? I can't have a real life sex with a n anime drawn person lah dey... I still watch real ones? OK?? And in fact, I think i already said why i find Hentai being better than the real porn. But that aside la...
Lately, Takahina has been watching Night Shift Nurses, the more explicit episodes la, (from 5.5 - 10.5). The rate i watch it is slow, cause you know... you will only wanna watch when you have the urge. And i assure you i watch it not only for the sex k?? I do go through on how good the storyplot is and all. I dun jus hold my dick around and jerk off at the sight of any regardless good or bad hentai k??
After watching so much hentai... it got me thinking..
Is it possible that girls can get so addicted to sex that they will love that guy for sex and can't live without him?
So to say, is it possible for a girl, to rape a girl, continously and so on... to the extend the girl is willing to be his sex slave and lover?
Well, Night Shift Nurses and a few others certainly portrays this type of situation...
At first, I was sceptical about this. After all, it's all just hand-drawn and computer modified, no shit about it. All you require is people like Takahina to think of the storyplot, people like Onishinobi to make the drawings and stuff on the computer and people like Benji to make out the demand. Nothing about it is ever real. But then ar... that was until I actually saw a news article...
It wrote that in Japan, there was a man (relatively ugly) who actually has 8 other women in his apartment, living together. All these women have good paying jobs and so and they were all good looking! As the police was scoping the guy away under custody for polygamy or forced sex or watsoever, the women were all actually, unwilling to go off even though they are "freed".
Then i was thinking...
"wtf"
So maybe, it's true after all... sex is really able to perform magic, maybe hentai stuff do come true.
If the guy is handsome, or rich or watsoever, maybe women may flock to him. But that guy is neither handsome, or rich, has to rely on the women, and THEY WERE ALL LOYAL TO HIM!!
That's the point, "They were all fucking loyal to him!"
Then it got me thinking, polygamy, and all loyal. WAT THE FUCK IS JAPAN OR MAYBE THIS WHOLE WORLD COMING TO!!!!
Then that instant thought of them being loyal to him triggered off a series of thoughts regarding hentai.
He did enema stuff with them.
All type of kinky sex happening.
Ximen Qing (The guy in Jin Ping Mei and The Water Margins (Shui Hu Zhuan / Water Tiger story with a lot of wife)
And lastly,
Wei Xiao Bao.
Then once again, I thought...
"Can I perform the same shit as him?"
Obviously, I doubt so. Girls run away at the sight of me, so I'll have to go stealth and eat more viagra.
Then I thought again, is this possible in Singapore's case.
Firstly, there have been several cases of sex slaves and all and they mostly only continued for like 1 year plus. Obviously the guys who managed to let their girls be so... bold, is not good enough. You need to psych them mentally first before having them be yours. Theories from The Takahina. Clearly, the guys in Singapore is too pathetic to be able to have such prowess.
Secondly, you need to learn how to perform many type of kinki stuff... from inserting eggs, to enemas, to golden shower, to even eating chocolate shit... too much things to learn. Hentai is so educational. What about local Singaporeans males? I doubt they can last for even 10mins or stomach the power of the large intestine.
Thirdly, Singapore girls are... well.. not simple? Firstly though, with girls like Tammy and such, maybe it's easy to con them... provided with a lot of sianners around the whole of Singapore...
(I rate Singapore the 3rd country with the most sianners, 1st is those from mediterrian countries, 2nd is those from India. Courtesy of Zorpia research)
But then again, Singaporean girls no doubt dumb in someways, are not ALWAYS dumb. Most of the low level dumb dumb Singaporean girls will tio fuck easily by Sianners (most of them have a common factor, Jay Chou), then later they will eventually break. Say alot of shit and complain to radios and stuff.... soon after find another guy and so on. And the guys they like to jump around... too fickle in a sense dey. With this low level of commitment, it's hard to turn into such a case. Then also, for the higher tier ladies, they are too clever to be caught by stupid sianners.
So in otherwords, will Singapore have such things happening to them? Nope. At least it won't last till eternity.
But then.. i've digressed.
What i am confused now is the main theory in blackmail genre of hentai. Will the girls eventually succumb to sex and be a voluntary sex slave (notice the paradox for your GP skills)? I mean, I haven't have any sex before, I don't know the feeling as all I have been relying on is my right hand and stuff like...
(OMFG, Now they have Night Shift Nurse Season 3?!)
And i'm not a girl, so I can't possibly know the feeling to iku. But the assumption I have is that sex may feel good, but never good to the extent of being a drug. And i know a lot of shit on Jap AV is fake.
So...
will you actually, succumb to sex, in real life. Ladies, try asking yourself that question.
Meanwhile, I can only continue to do shit like having a bedsheet of...
And continue to use my only tool, the handy dandy, Right Hand.
Monday, October 16, 2006
The Stupid Takahina
To say that i'm stupid, is an understatement.
More accurately, it should be put as, "The Stupid Singaporean", but as Takahina's post has to have a 'Takahina' in it, Takahina became a sacrificial figure.
I know I wrote on hating Singaporeans and generalising them once. But really man, its not enough. And all of this came during doing the PJC maths paper 2 while Benji thought that I was emo when I was just in a disguised emo mode but eventually really becoming emo. Being emo has it's benefits actually, it makes you think better. At least for my case.
And also, not that i'm saying i'm smart to whatever extend, after all I'm Singaporean as well. Can't say i'm too ashamed to be one, after all if you give me any other countries to migrate, i may not be too suited... Well, lets state some examples of places I might prefer to...
...........................................................
1. Japan.
You all confirm will think that the largely Japanese influenced Takahina will like living there. Actually, not so. Now to reflect on it, Takahina doesn't actually like all of Japan. Takahina doesn't really like the social culture there, I mean you walk on the streets and there can be pervert buses, meaning a whole bunch of girls getting fucked in the bus and it's driving around marrily.
Great for comtemporary economic growth, but never good for Takahina's conservative mentality.
If Takahina is to stay there, he will grab a Katana and kill alot of people according to his Takahinaism laws, it's terrible I tell you. And plus the feeling of being labelled an upgrowing and developing Otaku in the region is a killer. Not everyone can be like the "Densha Otoko" or "Train man" and have a happy ending. Also, I won't have the money to survive there, let me go there and the best job for me will be Gigolo. Girls to fuck, so heart won't itchy itchy, relatively good pay but pales ALOT in comparison to those Jap Avs. The best possible thing that may happen to me there? Seeing Matsu Takako in person. I can rest in peace if so.
2. Taiwan
I never like the people there. I find them dumb, probably dumber than Singaporeans, which makes them really quite low in the wits table. Actually I feel the wisest people in that region, are the celebrities who don't involve themselves in any form of politics. You will die and regret doing so.
Also, they have such close influence to Jap, the conservative issue will be a problem. Just let me see some Ping Lang Mei and I'll take burning flags and perform arsonic actions.
Who do I support? Green or Blue? Dumb question.
3. Any ang moh countries.
Kinda out of the question.
I never like ang moh girls.
Heck, I never like them at all.
................................................................
But if so, why do I keep on scolding on myself and fellow Singaporeans? The answer is plainly simple actually. Because I'm Singaporean and I like to do self-reflection so I keep on scolding.
Just take the recent Haze problem.
Once again, Singaporeans are known for exaggerating the fucking problem. Blame everything on the haze.
Teacher: "Why didn't you come to school yesterday?"
Student: "Cough ar..."
Teacher: "Why got cough?"
Student: "Haze la..."
Teacher: "Why didn't you come to school yesterday?"
Student: "I lost my way."
Teacher: "Why lost your way?"
Student: "Haze ar..."
Those are the classic, but now let's enter a more macro view...
The government and the people are complaining and wussing about a lot of shit. An event near Tampines ended featuring yalams ended early, and they blamed the haze. Jokes aside la, but what has haze gotta do with that man... eating a bit of smoke won't die right?
I mean the haze has made the environment more romantic... When the haze is serious in the morning, you can see the Rising Red Sun. (Forgot to take photo... damn)
You see everything in a more hazzy, misty mood... which imo is very much needed for Singapore. And really la, stop wussing around with the haze. We should love Indonesia instead, haze enables us to forget about the real problem and focus on other sub topic and gives everyone around ample of reasons to bitch about. Isn't that cool?
...........................................
Then today, I went to a temple... saw someone whom I think is QH's friend, but due to the haze i got quite confused who that guy was, so we hi-ed and stared at each other in united confusion.
Then, today was the day when we prayed to Kong Zi, that guy whom people like to confuse with. See damn lot of aunties and people there. Majority of the aunties are at the free bee hoon area, majority of the kids are at the free balloon area, Takahina was at the free Soya Bean milk area...
Kiasuism really rocks man. That's also another essence of the stupid Singapore. Don't ever think that Kiasuism is anywhere good, it's meant in a negative feature actually until when 无作用 said about Kiasu Kiasi Kiabor as a feat to attract the hearts of the unprofessional.
Then there are also people who is content as long as the Pay and Pay pays more money to you. But just think, after paying money to you, aren't you paying back to them more in the form of justified tax and continued governance? Too easily contented yeah.
....................................................
Then also, shit happens to Singaporean girls.
What kinda shit?
Well, hearing them speak about issues is quite dumb. Ask them about PAP, they won't give a shit, ask them about modern issues, they won't give a shit, ask them about music, they will say Jay Chou shit is good.
I'm not being a sexist, and I know that not all girls are like that. But then, just think about it, how many young lameass teenybopper girls in Singapore can appreciate professional music... such as...
Ok.. maybe a little biased due to me as a drummer... then how about...
Maybe you guys will wanna ignore the Afro music at the start.
They will rather go for music like...
This is what they wrote as comments in youtube:
千里之外 - SEPT 8 依然范特西
TIS IS A PREFECT CHINESE STYLE SONG...
SANG BY JAY CHOU n FEI YU QING...
1 OLD 1 YOUNG, 1 SING OPRA 1 SING R&B...
WHEN BOTH OF THEM MIX...
IT BRING OUT SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLE...
Unbelievable. Really... unbelievable.
Imo even shitty people like Audric can understand better music from his "I hanged the bastard Christ and raped Virgin Mary" album from Cradle of Flith. To say that the music is unbelievable, i really find it hard to believe.
And then, there's another one...
You know what is the title of the song? "I'm so Hot". I find the one below even hotter man.
And this one...
Makes me wanna be a gay...
OK, so you argue it's taste and preferance, I have no objections.
Butt.
Don't ever say that their music is best or confirmed better. Post that in any professional musician websites and prepare to get flamed. In the end what does it show? Noobness in the field of music.
Argh.
And then again, how many girls or people can even understand what Takahina is writing here. You may feel that i'm arrogant and all, but I already stated that below the title of my blog. I'm a conceited and arrogant person in truth, I seldom will be inclined to follow the advice of others and even feel irritated at times when they tell me to. But as least I know when to be rational.
.................................................
I may be emo, but this is not the epitome of emo. True emoness exist inside my msn list when a girl uses her MSN nick to scold her boyfriend and continuous change it and offline online herself to scold her bf.
That is emo.
So you see, more and more example on stupid Singaporeans example.
Brainless Nincompoop
Obstinate Baboon
Dumb Character
Obsecure Creativity
Hectic Barbarian
That is BODOH NBCCB.
Now...
How many people will actually chance upon this, and how many people will actually be flamed about it.
Singaporeans... BODOH NBCCB. Maybe I'm included as well.
More accurately, it should be put as, "The Stupid Singaporean", but as Takahina's post has to have a 'Takahina' in it, Takahina became a sacrificial figure.
I know I wrote on hating Singaporeans and generalising them once. But really man, its not enough. And all of this came during doing the PJC maths paper 2 while Benji thought that I was emo when I was just in a disguised emo mode but eventually really becoming emo. Being emo has it's benefits actually, it makes you think better. At least for my case.
And also, not that i'm saying i'm smart to whatever extend, after all I'm Singaporean as well. Can't say i'm too ashamed to be one, after all if you give me any other countries to migrate, i may not be too suited... Well, lets state some examples of places I might prefer to...
...........................................................
1. Japan.
You all confirm will think that the largely Japanese influenced Takahina will like living there. Actually, not so. Now to reflect on it, Takahina doesn't actually like all of Japan. Takahina doesn't really like the social culture there, I mean you walk on the streets and there can be pervert buses, meaning a whole bunch of girls getting fucked in the bus and it's driving around marrily.
Great for comtemporary economic growth, but never good for Takahina's conservative mentality.
If Takahina is to stay there, he will grab a Katana and kill alot of people according to his Takahinaism laws, it's terrible I tell you. And plus the feeling of being labelled an upgrowing and developing Otaku in the region is a killer. Not everyone can be like the "Densha Otoko" or "Train man" and have a happy ending. Also, I won't have the money to survive there, let me go there and the best job for me will be Gigolo. Girls to fuck, so heart won't itchy itchy, relatively good pay but pales ALOT in comparison to those Jap Avs. The best possible thing that may happen to me there? Seeing Matsu Takako in person. I can rest in peace if so.
2. Taiwan
I never like the people there. I find them dumb, probably dumber than Singaporeans, which makes them really quite low in the wits table. Actually I feel the wisest people in that region, are the celebrities who don't involve themselves in any form of politics. You will die and regret doing so.
Also, they have such close influence to Jap, the conservative issue will be a problem. Just let me see some Ping Lang Mei and I'll take burning flags and perform arsonic actions.
Who do I support? Green or Blue? Dumb question.
3. Any ang moh countries.
Kinda out of the question.
I never like ang moh girls.
Heck, I never like them at all.
................................................................
But if so, why do I keep on scolding on myself and fellow Singaporeans? The answer is plainly simple actually. Because I'm Singaporean and I like to do self-reflection so I keep on scolding.
Just take the recent Haze problem.
Once again, Singaporeans are known for exaggerating the fucking problem. Blame everything on the haze.
Teacher: "Why didn't you come to school yesterday?"
Student: "Cough ar..."
Teacher: "Why got cough?"
Student: "Haze la..."
Teacher: "Why didn't you come to school yesterday?"
Student: "I lost my way."
Teacher: "Why lost your way?"
Student: "Haze ar..."
Those are the classic, but now let's enter a more macro view...
The government and the people are complaining and wussing about a lot of shit. An event near Tampines ended featuring yalams ended early, and they blamed the haze. Jokes aside la, but what has haze gotta do with that man... eating a bit of smoke won't die right?
I mean the haze has made the environment more romantic... When the haze is serious in the morning, you can see the Rising Red Sun. (Forgot to take photo... damn)
You see everything in a more hazzy, misty mood... which imo is very much needed for Singapore. And really la, stop wussing around with the haze. We should love Indonesia instead, haze enables us to forget about the real problem and focus on other sub topic and gives everyone around ample of reasons to bitch about. Isn't that cool?
...........................................
Then today, I went to a temple... saw someone whom I think is QH's friend, but due to the haze i got quite confused who that guy was, so we hi-ed and stared at each other in united confusion.
Then, today was the day when we prayed to Kong Zi, that guy whom people like to confuse with. See damn lot of aunties and people there. Majority of the aunties are at the free bee hoon area, majority of the kids are at the free balloon area, Takahina was at the free Soya Bean milk area...
Kiasuism really rocks man. That's also another essence of the stupid Singapore. Don't ever think that Kiasuism is anywhere good, it's meant in a negative feature actually until when 无作用 said about Kiasu Kiasi Kiabor as a feat to attract the hearts of the unprofessional.
Then there are also people who is content as long as the Pay and Pay pays more money to you. But just think, after paying money to you, aren't you paying back to them more in the form of justified tax and continued governance? Too easily contented yeah.
....................................................
Then also, shit happens to Singaporean girls.
What kinda shit?
Well, hearing them speak about issues is quite dumb. Ask them about PAP, they won't give a shit, ask them about modern issues, they won't give a shit, ask them about music, they will say Jay Chou shit is good.
I'm not being a sexist, and I know that not all girls are like that. But then, just think about it, how many young lameass teenybopper girls in Singapore can appreciate professional music... such as...
Ok.. maybe a little biased due to me as a drummer... then how about...
Maybe you guys will wanna ignore the Afro music at the start.
They will rather go for music like...
This is what they wrote as comments in youtube:
千里之外 - SEPT 8 依然范特西
TIS IS A PREFECT CHINESE STYLE SONG...
SANG BY JAY CHOU n FEI YU QING...
1 OLD 1 YOUNG, 1 SING OPRA 1 SING R&B...
WHEN BOTH OF THEM MIX...
IT BRING OUT SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLE...
Unbelievable. Really... unbelievable.
Imo even shitty people like Audric can understand better music from his "I hanged the bastard Christ and raped Virgin Mary" album from Cradle of Flith. To say that the music is unbelievable, i really find it hard to believe.
And then, there's another one...
You know what is the title of the song? "I'm so Hot". I find the one below even hotter man.
And this one...
Makes me wanna be a gay...
OK, so you argue it's taste and preferance, I have no objections.
Butt.
Don't ever say that their music is best or confirmed better. Post that in any professional musician websites and prepare to get flamed. In the end what does it show? Noobness in the field of music.
Argh.
And then again, how many girls or people can even understand what Takahina is writing here. You may feel that i'm arrogant and all, but I already stated that below the title of my blog. I'm a conceited and arrogant person in truth, I seldom will be inclined to follow the advice of others and even feel irritated at times when they tell me to. But as least I know when to be rational.
.................................................
I may be emo, but this is not the epitome of emo. True emoness exist inside my msn list when a girl uses her MSN nick to scold her boyfriend and continuous change it and offline online herself to scold her bf.
That is emo.
So you see, more and more example on stupid Singaporeans example.
Brainless Nincompoop
Obstinate Baboon
Dumb Character
Obsecure Creativity
Hectic Barbarian
That is BODOH NBCCB.
Now...
How many people will actually chance upon this, and how many people will actually be flamed about it.
Singaporeans... BODOH NBCCB. Maybe I'm included as well.
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
The Reviewing Takahina
Thanks to a fact that someone actually commended my reviews, saying it wasn't too badly done, i was very motivated and felt appreciated..
FINALLLLLLYYYYYY..................
Cause you know why? Takahina has a few dreams and possible career if he can pursue them..
1. Drumming
2. Manga-ka (maybe just writing the story and not drawing them... Kindaichi Shounen no Jikembo is done in this way...)
3. Professional reviewer or columnist? (sadly my english ain't that good)
4. Maybe a profession that involves figuring out mental feelings and all?
Well, these are the maybe possible routes, and I definitely do not want to confine to just these, the future is wide and choices may pop out all of sudden... (this is very uncharacteristic of me as I'm seldom so enthusiatic and motivated, i'm most of the time, emo)
Well, thus so this blog post won't be official, it'll change to a review in due time. And possibly I will review more frequently? Yea yea..... ^^
Next review: Love Hina Christmas Special
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New update!
ok ok, the new review is done! For people interested you can be connected to the link on the left side of the page.
Next review: Countdown Jpop 2000 Compilation Cd
FINALLLLLLYYYYYY..................
Cause you know why? Takahina has a few dreams and possible career if he can pursue them..
1. Drumming
2. Manga-ka (maybe just writing the story and not drawing them... Kindaichi Shounen no Jikembo is done in this way...)
3. Professional reviewer or columnist? (sadly my english ain't that good)
4. Maybe a profession that involves figuring out mental feelings and all?
Well, these are the maybe possible routes, and I definitely do not want to confine to just these, the future is wide and choices may pop out all of sudden... (this is very uncharacteristic of me as I'm seldom so enthusiatic and motivated, i'm most of the time, emo)
Well, thus so this blog post won't be official, it'll change to a review in due time. And possibly I will review more frequently? Yea yea..... ^^
Next review: Love Hina Christmas Special
..............................................................
New update!
ok ok, the new review is done! For people interested you can be connected to the link on the left side of the page.
Next review: Countdown Jpop 2000 Compilation Cd
Monday, September 25, 2006
The movie viewing Takahina
Lately, which is not too long ago, Takahina went to view perhaps his... 4th movie of the year? Can't really remember the previous movie I watched... I think it's the sucky movie called "The Promise", but frankly I can't remember.
........
ohh ohhh... It's the Leonardo Code!! Ya, Mona Lisa looks gay i still remember. And the gay bad guy in the film, (yes he's gay and he supports gay movement) is the better actor in the film. Normally it's always the bad guys acting better than the good guys. I don't know why, but i like evil guys. And if they are old and evil, it makes it all the better.
As you guys know or may not know, Takahina is a very picky movie viewer, unless it's seriously Jap influenced movie, or a very anticipated one, or a very good one, and it's seldom Ang moh (Da vinci, few Star Wars, last Matrix and a few other is a rare exception), Takahina will watch it. Currently of the few many movies Takahina had viewed, except for those Disney when he watched while he's young, (The last disney film Takahina remembered is... )
Yup, Lion King.
I wanted to find the Lion King of Singapore, made by that Hui Ge with the obvious negro wig and his blue red white jacket. BUTTTTT, it seems he's so secluded i can't find any pics of him. I mean, you type in Takahina at least can still see someshit in yahoo and possibly my face, but not him... nope nope.
Anyways, everytime if my parents go watch movie, it'll mostly involve a person with a big nose...
His nose very big meh?? Ok ba... But then his past shows are so much better, not like when he enters Hollywood. Hollywood practically crapped him up man. Fuck those Ang Moh shit.
But anyways today i'm not gonna fuck about those things. TODAY, Takahina will talk about the behaviour of wathcing movies. And there is always one thing which piss me off for movies.
Everything I watch movies, I like to watch it quietly without interruption. Unless I'm watching a comedy film when hopefully the girl beside me will laugh along and ask my number, if not, a scary film when hopefully the girl beside me will get so stunned she forgot where her boyfriend sat and grabbed my hands instead. HOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Speaking of which, the previous comedy show i watched is... oh.
Fuck this guy. Give me the fucking creeps. However the fuck he is he should digest excreta and perish man.
Ah ah.. this one. The one movie whereby I just went on a blind date and watched it. Regretted watching this soon after, the date itself was ok. The girl btw didn't contact me afterwards hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.............
And the previous gui show and the only current gui show I watched in cinemas is
Mainly due to me having a Child Trauma of this game due to my brother always playing it and when he plays it it always rains. Once he stops playing it it stops raining. FUCKING CURSED I TELL U. And indeed, that night when I watched it, my slumber was almost eternal.
But anyways, the movie which I watched was The Banquet. The one staring Ziyi, Zhou xun and a few other good actor actress. I found Ge You not bad also, China actors and actress are quite good actually. And frankly I did like the movie overall. But of course, movies I watch can seldom suck. Why? Cause I dun watch most Ang Moh films. Go figure.
But then hor, one thing i dun like is that people are like always continously crapping in the movie. Benji got slightly reprimanded by me due to crapping alot, but it isn't too harsh and it's not too bad. But the thing is, why do I keep on hearing Malay??
Not trying to be racist here hor, so PAP please dun catch me, and really I don't mind anybody of any culture to watch it. BUT, if u watch it, can u please shut the hell up?
The show is chinese, Ziyi's substitute ass was nice and round, Ge You's hands are slick, I never know Ancient China knew the culture of clapping, Zhou Xun's legs and arms were fair and nice.... really all was cool, cept for that throughout the show there are...
1. This malay couple continously talking, relatively loudly somemore.
2. Some Wang Xin Ling Ai Ni ringtone... or was it some other song?? Forgot, anyways it's a cute ringtone at a serious ceremony. Afterwards that guy, YA GUY, he just talked and walked out of the cinema. Audio Surround sound.
3. Benji and Ben crapping throughout, but never mind. just that Benji's voice was too loud.
4. People are actually laughing at a part whereby someone died and the fucking enunch screamed of his death. Hmmmmm, if we get into the mood it should be serious wad. Nevermind. Cause I giggled a little too, but it's due to the influencing surroundings.
Anyways, some Singaporeans are uncultured at times, they like to act cultured but actually deep down we are not really so. Movie viewing is an instance. I won't say all Singaporeans are uncultured. Cause it's only the minority continously talking in the movie. But not only that, it can be seen throughout as well. I need not elaborate cause the possibilities are endless. And remember it's the minority man. Most would heck care, and few can comprehend the mood. I can't really totally comprehend situations and so, but at least i try to listen.
But actually, who cares again.
Firstly Takahina don't really watch much movies, and I'm sure other people in other countries does shitty thigns as well. Secondly movies which Takahina watches are always the non peak time, with Banquet being the one rare exception. I always purposely wait till a fucked up time nobody will watch then I watch. Damn song. Third movies I watch are normally, unpopular movies.
How many of you people actually watched "The Hidden Blade" by my goddess Takako shown in Singapore last year? How many? Not much right.
Admire it and salute the power of Matsu Takako, I gathered a bunch of brothers, rushed and watched it in some ulu place on a Sunday Night. Hooooooooooooooooo........
But of all things I wanna complain now...
WHEN THE FUCK IS SINGAPORE GONNA GET THIS MOVIE SHOWING IN SINGAPORE CINEMAS!!! WA LAO!!! GOT MY TAKAKO VOICE THATS WHY PURPOSELY DON'T SHOW ISSIT NABEI!!!
And end of the weekly post, Takahina.
........
ohh ohhh... It's the Leonardo Code!! Ya, Mona Lisa looks gay i still remember. And the gay bad guy in the film, (yes he's gay and he supports gay movement) is the better actor in the film. Normally it's always the bad guys acting better than the good guys. I don't know why, but i like evil guys. And if they are old and evil, it makes it all the better.
As you guys know or may not know, Takahina is a very picky movie viewer, unless it's seriously Jap influenced movie, or a very anticipated one, or a very good one, and it's seldom Ang moh (Da vinci, few Star Wars, last Matrix and a few other is a rare exception), Takahina will watch it. Currently of the few many movies Takahina had viewed, except for those Disney when he watched while he's young, (The last disney film Takahina remembered is... )
Yup, Lion King.
I wanted to find the Lion King of Singapore, made by that Hui Ge with the obvious negro wig and his blue red white jacket. BUTTTTT, it seems he's so secluded i can't find any pics of him. I mean, you type in Takahina at least can still see someshit in yahoo and possibly my face, but not him... nope nope.
Anyways, everytime if my parents go watch movie, it'll mostly involve a person with a big nose...
His nose very big meh?? Ok ba... But then his past shows are so much better, not like when he enters Hollywood. Hollywood practically crapped him up man. Fuck those Ang Moh shit.
But anyways today i'm not gonna fuck about those things. TODAY, Takahina will talk about the behaviour of wathcing movies. And there is always one thing which piss me off for movies.
Everything I watch movies, I like to watch it quietly without interruption. Unless I'm watching a comedy film when hopefully the girl beside me will laugh along and ask my number, if not, a scary film when hopefully the girl beside me will get so stunned she forgot where her boyfriend sat and grabbed my hands instead. HOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Speaking of which, the previous comedy show i watched is... oh.
Fuck this guy. Give me the fucking creeps. However the fuck he is he should digest excreta and perish man.
Ah ah.. this one. The one movie whereby I just went on a blind date and watched it. Regretted watching this soon after, the date itself was ok. The girl btw didn't contact me afterwards hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.............
And the previous gui show and the only current gui show I watched in cinemas is
Mainly due to me having a Child Trauma of this game due to my brother always playing it and when he plays it it always rains. Once he stops playing it it stops raining. FUCKING CURSED I TELL U. And indeed, that night when I watched it, my slumber was almost eternal.
But anyways, the movie which I watched was The Banquet. The one staring Ziyi, Zhou xun and a few other good actor actress. I found Ge You not bad also, China actors and actress are quite good actually. And frankly I did like the movie overall. But of course, movies I watch can seldom suck. Why? Cause I dun watch most Ang Moh films. Go figure.
But then hor, one thing i dun like is that people are like always continously crapping in the movie. Benji got slightly reprimanded by me due to crapping alot, but it isn't too harsh and it's not too bad. But the thing is, why do I keep on hearing Malay??
Not trying to be racist here hor, so PAP please dun catch me, and really I don't mind anybody of any culture to watch it. BUT, if u watch it, can u please shut the hell up?
The show is chinese, Ziyi's substitute ass was nice and round, Ge You's hands are slick, I never know Ancient China knew the culture of clapping, Zhou Xun's legs and arms were fair and nice.... really all was cool, cept for that throughout the show there are...
1. This malay couple continously talking, relatively loudly somemore.
2. Some Wang Xin Ling Ai Ni ringtone... or was it some other song?? Forgot, anyways it's a cute ringtone at a serious ceremony. Afterwards that guy, YA GUY, he just talked and walked out of the cinema. Audio Surround sound.
3. Benji and Ben crapping throughout, but never mind. just that Benji's voice was too loud.
4. People are actually laughing at a part whereby someone died and the fucking enunch screamed of his death. Hmmmmm, if we get into the mood it should be serious wad. Nevermind. Cause I giggled a little too, but it's due to the influencing surroundings.
Anyways, some Singaporeans are uncultured at times, they like to act cultured but actually deep down we are not really so. Movie viewing is an instance. I won't say all Singaporeans are uncultured. Cause it's only the minority continously talking in the movie. But not only that, it can be seen throughout as well. I need not elaborate cause the possibilities are endless. And remember it's the minority man. Most would heck care, and few can comprehend the mood. I can't really totally comprehend situations and so, but at least i try to listen.
But actually, who cares again.
Firstly Takahina don't really watch much movies, and I'm sure other people in other countries does shitty thigns as well. Secondly movies which Takahina watches are always the non peak time, with Banquet being the one rare exception. I always purposely wait till a fucked up time nobody will watch then I watch. Damn song. Third movies I watch are normally, unpopular movies.
How many of you people actually watched "The Hidden Blade" by my goddess Takako shown in Singapore last year? How many? Not much right.
Admire it and salute the power of Matsu Takako, I gathered a bunch of brothers, rushed and watched it in some ulu place on a Sunday Night. Hooooooooooooooooo........
But of all things I wanna complain now...
WHEN THE FUCK IS SINGAPORE GONNA GET THIS MOVIE SHOWING IN SINGAPORE CINEMAS!!! WA LAO!!! GOT MY TAKAKO VOICE THATS WHY PURPOSELY DON'T SHOW ISSIT NABEI!!!
And end of the weekly post, Takahina.
Sunday, September 10, 2006
The photographing Takahina
Since the exams are coming, Takahina will just let the pictures do the talking. A whole bunch of them actually.
Actually, why I suddenly wanted to post is cause I can't obtain the answer for a maths TYS pg 31 question 7b) I seriously think the answer is wrong. But whatever. I shall not bastard about that anyway.
Fuck the prelims.
Firstly is an event I had with a cat while eating dinner at a coffee shop with my parents.
This cat...
is seriously...
evillll........
Next, Takahina went to a cosfest with Onishinobi!! YAY!! However the cosfest was somewhat just a sub genre of the whole event which was actually WCG 06. Whatever. So Takahina just took out his hp and took pictures... at mainly the stage.
This one is for the host...
This one is for the host and the amazingly puny Star Trek guy.
And lastly a blur pic of Bleach people.
Not that I care too much about Bleach anyways. But whatever.
Soon after, Takahina took pics with a pair of TWIN COSPLAYERS!!
DUN THEY LOOK ALMOST TOTALLY THE SAME??!! just the colours, must be different skin parents like black negro with white ang moh.
By the way, Onishinobi pretended he don't know me while I took pics with them...
And since we're on the topic of Cosplay...
I'll show u a bunch of... maybe mediocre done cosplay.
Rikku should lose some weight. The pink girl I don't know who.
And also, my cousin was at the scene as well. So she sent me some pics of her. I'll just post one since the others are too explicit to be shown.
She's the one of the right. Not bad... but there is plenty of room for improvement.
Ok, done.
Don't think you guys wanna see pictures of my scribbling on TYS right?
Actually, why I suddenly wanted to post is cause I can't obtain the answer for a maths TYS pg 31 question 7b) I seriously think the answer is wrong. But whatever. I shall not bastard about that anyway.
Fuck the prelims.
Firstly is an event I had with a cat while eating dinner at a coffee shop with my parents.
This cat...
is seriously...
evillll........
Next, Takahina went to a cosfest with Onishinobi!! YAY!! However the cosfest was somewhat just a sub genre of the whole event which was actually WCG 06. Whatever. So Takahina just took out his hp and took pictures... at mainly the stage.
This one is for the host...
This one is for the host and the amazingly puny Star Trek guy.
And lastly a blur pic of Bleach people.
Not that I care too much about Bleach anyways. But whatever.
Soon after, Takahina took pics with a pair of TWIN COSPLAYERS!!
DUN THEY LOOK ALMOST TOTALLY THE SAME??!! just the colours, must be different skin parents like black negro with white ang moh.
By the way, Onishinobi pretended he don't know me while I took pics with them...
And since we're on the topic of Cosplay...
I'll show u a bunch of... maybe mediocre done cosplay.
Rikku should lose some weight. The pink girl I don't know who.
And also, my cousin was at the scene as well. So she sent me some pics of her. I'll just post one since the others are too explicit to be shown.
She's the one of the right. Not bad... but there is plenty of room for improvement.
Ok, done.
Don't think you guys wanna see pictures of my scribbling on TYS right?
Thursday, August 31, 2006
The Takahinaism Takahina part 2
Hi yooooooo.....
After about 3 weeks of stopping production for Takahina's issues, today finally Takahina will have a new post in!
You guys excited right...
right?
Ok whatever. Like you guys even care. I bet that while you're reading this you're wondering why the fuck am I writing this and why the fuck are you reading it.
Want me to sanction it?
Anyways, there are various type of Takahinaism around, but they mostly circulate on 1 main principle. And that principle is something mostly coming from a religion called Daoism.
That principle goes in a standard way like...
"Never do onto others what you don't want to happen to you. But if they do happen, do remember to do back onto that person."
So it's like 2 chinese proverbs into one, 1 kind and 1 evil mixed into 1. That is Takahinaism's basis.
己所不欲, 勿施于人 + IF NOT 以牙以牙.
That is why Takahina is seemingly full of double standards and a lot of skeptisim. There are many examples, but I shall state out the few which I have already wrote out before and the few of my most valued principles.
1.
"Never flirt with any girl whom already has a boyfriend."
This is one of Takahina's most valued principles, because Takahina will never want his girlfriend being flirted at and in the end kena stolen away. But if Takahina future girlfriend does get stolen away, the guy who did it better be careful. Cause something dangerous will happen to you. Careful the tooth fairy come looking for you one day. And somehow, Takahina seemed to be having such a good job at keeping this principle, some of my friends think that I hate their girlfriend or that I'm gay.
I truly think I'm repeating my point which I made in a previous post.
2.
"Never ever boast on how good you are, even if you're really good."
This is a social issue, not just Takahina's. The world has too many fucking kao pei kia that this world is fucked up. Takahina will never want that, and thus so Takahina will never be like that. However, if you do start to talk in that way, such as "I'm confident I can own your ass." You beware. Cause once that happened, I'll try ways no matter what to bloody hunt you down. There was once this Techie suicide my Lina during a game of Dota and he went kao peing. That does it, and so my Lina did an all out no brainer/regardless of consequence attack. Light Pillar, Dragon Wave, Laguna Blade, all in less that 2 secs. That Techie quit game afterwards as my Laguna was saved only for him and I don't kill anyone else cept for the Techie. So never ever boast or kao bei about anything, cause Takahina will go to extreme methods. He will quit the game/event/whatever soon after, if not refuse playing with the people who did that to him.
That's why one of Takahina's main aim in life is to kill fucking Ah Bengs who loiter in Lan. The day Takahina gets a gun is the day you all DIE.
But of course, there are time to time whereby I still go on kao peiing around. Such as...
FULL COMBO ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I actually got big headed to the extent I sent this 2 pics to my disciple. Frankly that was very wrong on me... I should self reflect upon my own actions... immature me..... shit man... posting the pics showed on how big headed I can get... Must repent....
3.
"Always remember what people have done to you/you have done to people, and remember in gratitude/repay in dark fury."
This is one of the principles which is making Takahina the Emo Takahina. As Benji so adequetly put it, the fact that I'm emo is due to the fact that I always remember events and regret them at times. I remember the few past stupid actions I have done to some girls. I remember the few past things people said or done to me which have gained my incorrigible wrath. This principles tends to create a lot of emotions as when you remember them, you recall of the emotions you obtained in it and this emotions will greatly mindfuck you, to the fact that you do actions you can't believe as well.
I always have great respect and is mostly a guai guai kia in school, cause I understand and appreciate teacher's work. The past Miss Lee made me engraved it unconsciously. So for 7 Flowers who always wonder why i like guai guai kia.. everytime be time keeper. Just think, if you're the teacher, you wait in the class for those inconsiderate fuckers, would u be happy?
I always hold grudges/debts/comments/critisms people have on me, regardless of them being dumb or whatever. Cause firstly it indeed those improve myself, secondly, due to Takahina being a stubborn Takahina, after I got rid of that critism or find no need to get rid of that habit, I will hunt that fucker down regardlessly, with that habit he critised.
4.
"Unless you have reached a status of being a damn pro (under my definition, someone whom is actually famous for it.) You don't have the rights to say anybody else, but only give your most best possible constructive opinion."
Upon saying that, Takahina just realised that he just betrayed this principle not long ago...
Noob Band number 1
Noob Band number 2
Noob couple singing.
How did I betray my opinion? Just ask Desmond Chan...
Desmond Chan, "So that band how? Band number 1.."
WH, "Damn Noob."
Desmond Chan, "How about this one? Their vox not bad ar..."
WH, "Damn Noob."
Desmond Cham, "This couple ok leh, the guy maybe a little off, but the girl is alright."
WH, "I can sing better."
This is damn arrogant. I must repent.
So Junwei... You're not that noob la. You're damn pro. Ok? But then my Prince of Persia got 2654 for the survival mode, Desmond Ong is a witness. Go ahead and break it yea? Until then, you're still the yardstick for the line of noobness and proness.
However, for people who criticized bands like siao... like... someone's who's blog is in pink and doesn't like a rockstar attitude whereby he is almost acting in a rockstar attitude... You better repent. IF not Takahina will comment on you till you wanna fall in mercy. Careful.
For those who are feeling confused over the guy with the pink blog, just think of the bassist of Defuse which already defused. And if that guy is reading this, please feel free to comment hor... I shall see if you have gotten a good grasp on my principles.
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As all you can see, these are just parts of the main Takahinian principles mostly and mainly shaped on the basic phrase of 己所不欲, 勿施于人 + IF NOT 以牙以牙.
So to summarise nicely, Takahinaism is just...
己所不欲, 勿施于人 + IF NOT 以牙以牙.
However, there's another aspect of Takahinaism and that is to be able to talk "clever " and reasonable things.
In fact, actually i'm a downright emotional and petty person. I like to keep tabs on personal issues... very much. Takahinaism is actually a very useful survival skills in today's world, how to say... the fact that you dun anyhow chiong and all, it ensures that you don't mess with people, but if they mess with you, they will know what comes to them. With great power, they will understand how to obey you and stuff.
I never believe in shit such as ruling through total freedom and democracy, cause firstly people are dumb. Ya they are truly dumb at times. What shapes this dumbness is their idealogy and character developed throughout the years and the different amplitude of intellect they have. However, too little freedom and democracy is bad as well, cause it makes the truly clever people dumb.
And that is the only point that PAP has taught me, which is quite true imo. What is the US, a country with too much freedom? Just a bunch of fools talking like idiots like Bush. Black Bush is much better than him.
Yet, what is too much control? Just think North Korea, it looks damn weird, even the dictator of the country is. Fat, idiotic looking and practically dumb... fancy wanting to release a nuclear bomb without knowing how to. I say we let him develop his own technology, within the life time of that fatass I doubt North Korean can shoot any shit, except practically shit itself.
Now... I'm going off topic. But never mind. Cause why? Cause Takahinaism stated that it's ok to speak freely, as long as it's reasonable and somewhat intellect. SOMEWHAT ok? somewhat...
Anyway, hope that finally answers to question so many people has, such as Audric and Rurouni, always wondering why I don't like to go to club la... why I don't go sian girls la... why I don't do shit most of you people do. Cause Takahinaism is in fact a self reflection of yourself and consideration in your opinion at it's best.
If everyone practices Takahinaism, will the world be a better place? Nope, cause with people like Benji who allows absolute sexual freedom for himself and his wife and the many people in the world who holds different values, this different values will conflict in the end.
But if so, what's the use of Takahinaism?
Well, do I enforce you people to learn it?
No, right?
Go fuck yourself and your friends' wife if you like, and prepare to have your wife fucked in the process.
After about 3 weeks of stopping production for Takahina's issues, today finally Takahina will have a new post in!
You guys excited right...
right?
Ok whatever. Like you guys even care. I bet that while you're reading this you're wondering why the fuck am I writing this and why the fuck are you reading it.
Want me to sanction it?
Anyways, there are various type of Takahinaism around, but they mostly circulate on 1 main principle. And that principle is something mostly coming from a religion called Daoism.
That principle goes in a standard way like...
"Never do onto others what you don't want to happen to you. But if they do happen, do remember to do back onto that person."
So it's like 2 chinese proverbs into one, 1 kind and 1 evil mixed into 1. That is Takahinaism's basis.
己所不欲, 勿施于人 + IF NOT 以牙以牙.
That is why Takahina is seemingly full of double standards and a lot of skeptisim. There are many examples, but I shall state out the few which I have already wrote out before and the few of my most valued principles.
1.
"Never flirt with any girl whom already has a boyfriend."
This is one of Takahina's most valued principles, because Takahina will never want his girlfriend being flirted at and in the end kena stolen away. But if Takahina future girlfriend does get stolen away, the guy who did it better be careful. Cause something dangerous will happen to you. Careful the tooth fairy come looking for you one day. And somehow, Takahina seemed to be having such a good job at keeping this principle, some of my friends think that I hate their girlfriend or that I'm gay.
I truly think I'm repeating my point which I made in a previous post.
2.
"Never ever boast on how good you are, even if you're really good."
This is a social issue, not just Takahina's. The world has too many fucking kao pei kia that this world is fucked up. Takahina will never want that, and thus so Takahina will never be like that. However, if you do start to talk in that way, such as "I'm confident I can own your ass." You beware. Cause once that happened, I'll try ways no matter what to bloody hunt you down. There was once this Techie suicide my Lina during a game of Dota and he went kao peing. That does it, and so my Lina did an all out no brainer/regardless of consequence attack. Light Pillar, Dragon Wave, Laguna Blade, all in less that 2 secs. That Techie quit game afterwards as my Laguna was saved only for him and I don't kill anyone else cept for the Techie. So never ever boast or kao bei about anything, cause Takahina will go to extreme methods. He will quit the game/event/whatever soon after, if not refuse playing with the people who did that to him.
That's why one of Takahina's main aim in life is to kill fucking Ah Bengs who loiter in Lan. The day Takahina gets a gun is the day you all DIE.
But of course, there are time to time whereby I still go on kao peiing around. Such as...
FULL COMBO ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I actually got big headed to the extent I sent this 2 pics to my disciple. Frankly that was very wrong on me... I should self reflect upon my own actions... immature me..... shit man... posting the pics showed on how big headed I can get... Must repent....
3.
"Always remember what people have done to you/you have done to people, and remember in gratitude/repay in dark fury."
This is one of the principles which is making Takahina the Emo Takahina. As Benji so adequetly put it, the fact that I'm emo is due to the fact that I always remember events and regret them at times. I remember the few past stupid actions I have done to some girls. I remember the few past things people said or done to me which have gained my incorrigible wrath. This principles tends to create a lot of emotions as when you remember them, you recall of the emotions you obtained in it and this emotions will greatly mindfuck you, to the fact that you do actions you can't believe as well.
I always have great respect and is mostly a guai guai kia in school, cause I understand and appreciate teacher's work. The past Miss Lee made me engraved it unconsciously. So for 7 Flowers who always wonder why i like guai guai kia.. everytime be time keeper. Just think, if you're the teacher, you wait in the class for those inconsiderate fuckers, would u be happy?
I always hold grudges/debts/comments/critisms people have on me, regardless of them being dumb or whatever. Cause firstly it indeed those improve myself, secondly, due to Takahina being a stubborn Takahina, after I got rid of that critism or find no need to get rid of that habit, I will hunt that fucker down regardlessly, with that habit he critised.
4.
"Unless you have reached a status of being a damn pro (under my definition, someone whom is actually famous for it.) You don't have the rights to say anybody else, but only give your most best possible constructive opinion."
Upon saying that, Takahina just realised that he just betrayed this principle not long ago...
Noob Band number 1
Noob Band number 2
Noob couple singing.
How did I betray my opinion? Just ask Desmond Chan...
Desmond Chan, "So that band how? Band number 1.."
WH, "Damn Noob."
Desmond Chan, "How about this one? Their vox not bad ar..."
WH, "Damn Noob."
Desmond Cham, "This couple ok leh, the guy maybe a little off, but the girl is alright."
WH, "I can sing better."
This is damn arrogant. I must repent.
So Junwei... You're not that noob la. You're damn pro. Ok? But then my Prince of Persia got 2654 for the survival mode, Desmond Ong is a witness. Go ahead and break it yea? Until then, you're still the yardstick for the line of noobness and proness.
However, for people who criticized bands like siao... like... someone's who's blog is in pink and doesn't like a rockstar attitude whereby he is almost acting in a rockstar attitude... You better repent. IF not Takahina will comment on you till you wanna fall in mercy. Careful.
For those who are feeling confused over the guy with the pink blog, just think of the bassist of Defuse which already defused. And if that guy is reading this, please feel free to comment hor... I shall see if you have gotten a good grasp on my principles.
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As all you can see, these are just parts of the main Takahinian principles mostly and mainly shaped on the basic phrase of 己所不欲, 勿施于人 + IF NOT 以牙以牙.
So to summarise nicely, Takahinaism is just...
己所不欲, 勿施于人 + IF NOT 以牙以牙.
However, there's another aspect of Takahinaism and that is to be able to talk "clever " and reasonable things.
In fact, actually i'm a downright emotional and petty person. I like to keep tabs on personal issues... very much. Takahinaism is actually a very useful survival skills in today's world, how to say... the fact that you dun anyhow chiong and all, it ensures that you don't mess with people, but if they mess with you, they will know what comes to them. With great power, they will understand how to obey you and stuff.
I never believe in shit such as ruling through total freedom and democracy, cause firstly people are dumb. Ya they are truly dumb at times. What shapes this dumbness is their idealogy and character developed throughout the years and the different amplitude of intellect they have. However, too little freedom and democracy is bad as well, cause it makes the truly clever people dumb.
And that is the only point that PAP has taught me, which is quite true imo. What is the US, a country with too much freedom? Just a bunch of fools talking like idiots like Bush. Black Bush is much better than him.
Yet, what is too much control? Just think North Korea, it looks damn weird, even the dictator of the country is. Fat, idiotic looking and practically dumb... fancy wanting to release a nuclear bomb without knowing how to. I say we let him develop his own technology, within the life time of that fatass I doubt North Korean can shoot any shit, except practically shit itself.
Now... I'm going off topic. But never mind. Cause why? Cause Takahinaism stated that it's ok to speak freely, as long as it's reasonable and somewhat intellect. SOMEWHAT ok? somewhat...
Anyway, hope that finally answers to question so many people has, such as Audric and Rurouni, always wondering why I don't like to go to club la... why I don't go sian girls la... why I don't do shit most of you people do. Cause Takahinaism is in fact a self reflection of yourself and consideration in your opinion at it's best.
If everyone practices Takahinaism, will the world be a better place? Nope, cause with people like Benji who allows absolute sexual freedom for himself and his wife and the many people in the world who holds different values, this different values will conflict in the end.
But if so, what's the use of Takahinaism?
Well, do I enforce you people to learn it?
No, right?
Go fuck yourself and your friends' wife if you like, and prepare to have your wife fucked in the process.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
The Postponing Takahina 3
Sorry, The True Takahina under construction.
Due to a recent spate of previously thought extinct diligence and conscience being undiscovered in the deep depths of the Takahina mind, Takahina decided to for a short moment stop blogging. Partly also due to the death of many great Takahinian Brain cells with the current stress of the studying wars, the great public cells has sought to go rioting in the great minds of Takahina, resulting in disabled service of the media in the Takahinian world.
Thus so, we deeply apologize for the lack of whatever media you guys won't be missing.
Due to a recent spate of previously thought extinct diligence and conscience being undiscovered in the deep depths of the Takahina mind, Takahina decided to for a short moment stop blogging. Partly also due to the death of many great Takahinian Brain cells with the current stress of the studying wars, the great public cells has sought to go rioting in the great minds of Takahina, resulting in disabled service of the media in the Takahinian world.
Thus so, we deeply apologize for the lack of whatever media you guys won't be missing.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
The Postponing Takahina 2
For the second time, Takahina shall postpone his post again.
Why?
Cause the JC has a lot of test coming up, Takahina just can't find the time to blog. So, guys please await for the next post.
The Takahinaism Takahina part 2.
Why?
Cause the JC has a lot of test coming up, Takahina just can't find the time to blog. So, guys please await for the next post.
The Takahinaism Takahina part 2.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
The Takahinaism Takahina part 1
Recently, Takahina has got very angsty about various issues in reality and dreams and the limitations available in the society itself.
Takahina is someone who likes to drum, likes japanese stuff and dance DDR with a great passion. He likes most stuff and doing most things which most people don't do, heck he even blogs differently from most of these people. He's more like a black sheep in otherwords, although he does know that they are black sheeps around as well. But gradually throughout, Takahina is feeling that, the society don't accept someone like him.
People like Takahina, people who have different ideals, people who do things differently, people who have their own principles and opinion. Such people are facing more and more restriction, especially in a place like Singapore.
There is those talk shows on youngsters issues, what "有话就说" or "Real talk", whatever shit. They should get Takahina up. But precisely it's because people like Takahina is ignored and regarded as strange or weird in this society, thats why we don't get our say. We don't get our wanted power. We can only use things like blogging and posting to say our true feelings.
Hence so, for 2 posts in The True Takahina, I shall bitch about all those shit which I want to complain about.
Lately, as Takahina mixed in with more of his friends and families. Somehow, he has heard of opinions in which we are desperately misunderstood and unappreciated. Unknown of whatever shit there may be, Takahina wants to address these causes.
My thoughts, my arguments, and my emotion.
This will be Takahinaism.
Throughout life, Takahina feels that he has developed to a stage whereby he has already developed and knows what he wants in life. Just let me ask many of you people and youngsters, have you obtained your dream in life? Do you have a clue of what you want to pursue? Don't tell me you just want to work under someone as an economist adviser or whatever shit earning shitty money and just to be a mainstream worker throughout your life?
Sam asked me one question one day, and that is if my biggest fear is to be a mainstream worker, which is to just get a degree and work like an idiot throughout life. Earning for promotions and megre shit but eventually, failing to achieve your dreams. After all, what is your dream?
Girls may wanna be Tai Tai and all, being a ripped off Paris Hilton, marry a fucking rich guy and bitch around him, leeching all his cash and spoiling the future brat. Whatever, that is your dream and Takahina will respect it reluctantly. No doubt a dumb dream, it is still a dream. But the thing is, how you achieve it.
Can you people just answer yourself, what I have asked previously. What is your dream. Earn big bucks? Live a normal life? Be a damn pro soccer player? Owning all those fucking cheebye ah bengs in Dota? Being someone faithfully devoted to Jesus? Fuck all girls in the world and create billions of offsprings, eventually creating world war 3 with your offsprings as a bunch of soldiers? Being a damn pro judge and scolding off all those noobs on Superband?
Next ask this question, are you working towards your dream? If you desire to live an ordinary life, then how ordinary do you want your life to be? Do you have enough finance and capability to live this ordinary life?
The fact about this is that, most people in life don't really get to do what they dream of. Unless your dream is to be an ordinary life lah. But if so then u can go fuck yourself cause that is damn dumb.
Its your dreams, and your chasing of this dreams which makes you unique.
Takahina has several dreams. But eventually Takahina decided that he wants to be a future pro drummer. Takahina wants to go professional in drumming and eventually play drum around the world, and especially for Matsu Takako :p
The drumset at 4tones, one of the better drumsets i have played with so far.
However, my drumming dream is filled with lack of support. My family doesn't seem to support leh. My mother once said she regretted letting me learn drum. My father wanted me to stop going for the lessons in saturday and study more.
But I have said no strongly. Then I replied "I'll get the degree, but i'll never give up my drums."
And that is precisely one of the biggest problem with society, in that it poses all type of trouble and obstacles to our dreams. But at the same time, it's these obstacles which make your chasing of your dreams worthwhile. So those mainstreamers telling me to stop drumming and all can shit off, cause I will never, never give up my drums.
For once I love Taufik for his song "I dream" to my great horror. But still that guy sucks. Slyvester Sim sucks as well, one day i meet you I'll use Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang to kill you.
I admit i'm normal in same ways, I follow the damn bloody education system, I listen to mainstreams channels like 933 and disgust vehemently at the mainstream music they play but still listen to it. However, what i dislike are people who follow the system blindly.
To me, the system is "survival". You don't follow it, you will die in the future. And I do agree with it. Cause the whole society follows this system, if you don't, you will get fucked up. The main thing however is how you can escape from this system once you gained a foothold.
The NS system for Takahina will be just a money grabbing tool, and perhaps an opportunity for Takahina to get fucked in the ass.
The Education system for Takahina is just, to learn of words and ways to continuously insult PAP and their rigid outdated ways.
The Job system for Takahina, will also just be a money grabbing tool, so that Takahina can grow famous one day with drumming and shit the boss up by saying...
"Yo fucker, you think you are still superior to me? Do you know how many people marvel at Takahina's drums rather than your freacking work ethics? Don't think I don't know you seduce your secretaries ar..."
This life is too boring to just follow the system. The system is like something which controls your freedom and don't allow you to do shit you like. I mean, even my current school has lots of complains towards student intiating a CCA which they actually like and that my school even cut off a CCA which Takahina likes! Damn fuck you know. If the CCA i was in was not cut off, Takahina could have been a pro singer you know?! And to think TPJC produced Shermaine whereby the school system don't actually seem to be supportive of such ideals at all. Damn ironic.
I went to IJC the first 3 months and the CCA and culture freedom for pursuing of interests there has already attracted Takahina. If not for some PikaCHU, Takahina may never have left the school in the first place. And to think, if I stayed on in IJC, Ben would have been in the fucking same class as me la!! EVEN THEIR NOTES ARE MORE ELABORATE AND BETTER!! DAMN CB!
And the next best thing is, they seem to have alot of rich Paris Hiltons there to leech on.... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........
I think hor, maybe schools should impart a system like this...
Won't schools be more fun and interesting that way? They will be forced to study in fear of the pain as well. Damn effective I tell you.
Life is too boring. And it's cause of these systems and mediocre people who don't understand and try to comprehend the rigidity of these systems that make life so boring.
So what should we do? Pursue our dreams and make life more interesting, and hopefully your dream is not those mainstream shit like "I wanna get married", I will blackmail you to marry a chicken literally if that's your dream. If not, you can try to be like my disciple here...
He's making life for the Rurouni damn interesting. Look at that face, it speaks of a thousand words on his mentality and that is damn cool.
Takahina is someone who likes to drum, likes japanese stuff and dance DDR with a great passion. He likes most stuff and doing most things which most people don't do, heck he even blogs differently from most of these people. He's more like a black sheep in otherwords, although he does know that they are black sheeps around as well. But gradually throughout, Takahina is feeling that, the society don't accept someone like him.
People like Takahina, people who have different ideals, people who do things differently, people who have their own principles and opinion. Such people are facing more and more restriction, especially in a place like Singapore.
There is those talk shows on youngsters issues, what "有话就说" or "Real talk", whatever shit. They should get Takahina up. But precisely it's because people like Takahina is ignored and regarded as strange or weird in this society, thats why we don't get our say. We don't get our wanted power. We can only use things like blogging and posting to say our true feelings.
Hence so, for 2 posts in The True Takahina, I shall bitch about all those shit which I want to complain about.
Lately, as Takahina mixed in with more of his friends and families. Somehow, he has heard of opinions in which we are desperately misunderstood and unappreciated. Unknown of whatever shit there may be, Takahina wants to address these causes.
My thoughts, my arguments, and my emotion.
This will be Takahinaism.
Throughout life, Takahina feels that he has developed to a stage whereby he has already developed and knows what he wants in life. Just let me ask many of you people and youngsters, have you obtained your dream in life? Do you have a clue of what you want to pursue? Don't tell me you just want to work under someone as an economist adviser or whatever shit earning shitty money and just to be a mainstream worker throughout your life?
Sam asked me one question one day, and that is if my biggest fear is to be a mainstream worker, which is to just get a degree and work like an idiot throughout life. Earning for promotions and megre shit but eventually, failing to achieve your dreams. After all, what is your dream?
Girls may wanna be Tai Tai and all, being a ripped off Paris Hilton, marry a fucking rich guy and bitch around him, leeching all his cash and spoiling the future brat. Whatever, that is your dream and Takahina will respect it reluctantly. No doubt a dumb dream, it is still a dream. But the thing is, how you achieve it.
Can you people just answer yourself, what I have asked previously. What is your dream. Earn big bucks? Live a normal life? Be a damn pro soccer player? Owning all those fucking cheebye ah bengs in Dota? Being someone faithfully devoted to Jesus? Fuck all girls in the world and create billions of offsprings, eventually creating world war 3 with your offsprings as a bunch of soldiers? Being a damn pro judge and scolding off all those noobs on Superband?
Next ask this question, are you working towards your dream? If you desire to live an ordinary life, then how ordinary do you want your life to be? Do you have enough finance and capability to live this ordinary life?
The fact about this is that, most people in life don't really get to do what they dream of. Unless your dream is to be an ordinary life lah. But if so then u can go fuck yourself cause that is damn dumb.
Its your dreams, and your chasing of this dreams which makes you unique.
Takahina has several dreams. But eventually Takahina decided that he wants to be a future pro drummer. Takahina wants to go professional in drumming and eventually play drum around the world, and especially for Matsu Takako :p
The drumset at 4tones, one of the better drumsets i have played with so far.
However, my drumming dream is filled with lack of support. My family doesn't seem to support leh. My mother once said she regretted letting me learn drum. My father wanted me to stop going for the lessons in saturday and study more.
But I have said no strongly. Then I replied "I'll get the degree, but i'll never give up my drums."
And that is precisely one of the biggest problem with society, in that it poses all type of trouble and obstacles to our dreams. But at the same time, it's these obstacles which make your chasing of your dreams worthwhile. So those mainstreamers telling me to stop drumming and all can shit off, cause I will never, never give up my drums.
For once I love Taufik for his song "I dream" to my great horror. But still that guy sucks. Slyvester Sim sucks as well, one day i meet you I'll use Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang to kill you.
I admit i'm normal in same ways, I follow the damn bloody education system, I listen to mainstreams channels like 933 and disgust vehemently at the mainstream music they play but still listen to it. However, what i dislike are people who follow the system blindly.
To me, the system is "survival". You don't follow it, you will die in the future. And I do agree with it. Cause the whole society follows this system, if you don't, you will get fucked up. The main thing however is how you can escape from this system once you gained a foothold.
The NS system for Takahina will be just a money grabbing tool, and perhaps an opportunity for Takahina to get fucked in the ass.
The Education system for Takahina is just, to learn of words and ways to continuously insult PAP and their rigid outdated ways.
The Job system for Takahina, will also just be a money grabbing tool, so that Takahina can grow famous one day with drumming and shit the boss up by saying...
"Yo fucker, you think you are still superior to me? Do you know how many people marvel at Takahina's drums rather than your freacking work ethics? Don't think I don't know you seduce your secretaries ar..."
This life is too boring to just follow the system. The system is like something which controls your freedom and don't allow you to do shit you like. I mean, even my current school has lots of complains towards student intiating a CCA which they actually like and that my school even cut off a CCA which Takahina likes! Damn fuck you know. If the CCA i was in was not cut off, Takahina could have been a pro singer you know?! And to think TPJC produced Shermaine whereby the school system don't actually seem to be supportive of such ideals at all. Damn ironic.
I went to IJC the first 3 months and the CCA and culture freedom for pursuing of interests there has already attracted Takahina. If not for some PikaCHU, Takahina may never have left the school in the first place. And to think, if I stayed on in IJC, Ben would have been in the fucking same class as me la!! EVEN THEIR NOTES ARE MORE ELABORATE AND BETTER!! DAMN CB!
And the next best thing is, they seem to have alot of rich Paris Hiltons there to leech on.... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........
I think hor, maybe schools should impart a system like this...
Won't schools be more fun and interesting that way? They will be forced to study in fear of the pain as well. Damn effective I tell you.
Life is too boring. And it's cause of these systems and mediocre people who don't understand and try to comprehend the rigidity of these systems that make life so boring.
So what should we do? Pursue our dreams and make life more interesting, and hopefully your dream is not those mainstream shit like "I wanna get married", I will blackmail you to marry a chicken literally if that's your dream. If not, you can try to be like my disciple here...
He's making life for the Rurouni damn interesting. Look at that face, it speaks of a thousand words on his mentality and that is damn cool.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
The not posting Takahina
Sorry ar, this week won't blog for some unknown reason to even Takahina as well.
Thus so, please wait for next week for more of your weekly Takahinas.
Thanks to supporters like Uncle Sam, Dessy Chan and Rurouni gang. Your contributions won't be forgotten. ^^
See ya next week...
Thus so, please wait for next week for more of your weekly Takahinas.
Thanks to supporters like Uncle Sam, Dessy Chan and Rurouni gang. Your contributions won't be forgotten. ^^
See ya next week...
Thursday, July 27, 2006
The scammed Takahina
Just a few hours ago, when Takahina went pirated game browsing with Uncle Sam and Emo Benji, Takahina noticed something and he found it... pleasantly pleasing to his eyes and his fetish.
500 BISHOUJO GAMES!!!?!? OMFG!!!
I mean, even ME!! One of the hentai experts among my groupies, didn't know of that humongous among of Bishoujo games subtitled in English. Just imagine, 500 bishoujo games. If every Bishoujo game has at least 1 sex scene and if a guy hits his hand gun with 1 sex scene every day. It'll take a fucking 1 and a half year to finish loading his seed all over this GREAT COLLECTION!!
I mean, ONE AND A HALF YEAR EVERYDAY!!!
Can you believe it?!!!
I DON'T!!
But i want to. :p
So without much question and attributing to the fact that Takahina has a little more $$ today, he went on to buy this obviously fake and false Bishoujo games collection. After all, $7 for 500 games is a damn rip off. Just having 5 Bishoujo games in it is already an awesome buy.
Please refer to the graph as shown.
As you can see, the demand for Bishoujo games is definitely there, and what's more, it's very price inelastic!! MEANING! That no matter what the price rise, the quantity demanded won't drop too much! So even if you sell this great piece of collection for $15, Takahina may even be willing to be it as well!!
However, refering to the graph above, it can be easily known that the supply of it is so little. IT'S SO DAMN FUCKING LITTLE, WE BISHOUJO GAMER'S FETISH CAN'T BE ACCOMPLISHED!! THIS IS A LACK OF CONSUMER'S WELFARE!! WE BEG TO FIGHT THIS SHORTAGE!
So i think it's kinda obvious, the government have to be something about this. But, luckily, one group of people heard our pleas....
All Hail Piracy!
Now let's see...
The one on the left is a Wuss just like Uncle Sam, the one in the middle is sadly, like a poser. The one on the right is better of being a full bodied blondie.
Anyway, these group of people rocks. Currently, Takahina has bought 2 series of Bishoujo game from them. One is called Kana little sister and the other is called X-change 2. Having that confident in them, Takahina went on to buy this fetish's biggest hope and dream. 500 Hentai Minigame Collection 2006!
So the damned happy Takahina went home and slotted the shit into his cd-drive. However, it won't open, greatly displeasuring Takahina. After several repetitious clicks on the open button on the cd-rom, my cd-rom drive finally opened it's mouth and swallowed up the disc, almost swallowing my hand as well. This cd-rom drive, can auto close itself, so Takahina have to be fast. Luckily he's trained in drumming.
However, one thing went onto Takahina's mind.
"Wait, 1 game should be about 700MB. How can a disc store 500x 700MB?? That is... 350000MB..."
The disc will explode with so much data.
Shiate.
But what to do... $7 liao. Price inelastic. Cannot blame ar.
Then so, Takahina now blacked face, and in no mood to take out his dick from his pants, clicked on the shitty application. It seems that this person has managed to encrpyted a whole bunch of games into this application, and installing this 1 application will install all of it... it seems.
But.
Takahina waited for my computer's rom to actually start running. The internal fan is like,
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........eeeeeeeeeeeeee...
.....
So in otherwords, the system loaded, stopped loading, starts to load, stops loading. Repeat the cycle till an hour later.
"Sorry, the system tio error, now will restart computer."
Ah. Tio fuck liao.
This proves a few lessons.
Piracy, only believe occasionally.
My kind of fetish, hard to achieve.
With the condition my computer is in, I think the only thing that can be played is Bishoujo Game, which is almost like powerpoint with words and pictures and sounds as explained by Onishinobi before.
I need a new computer and more money.
I still prefer Wuss than posering gay. (Sorry Orlando)
500 BISHOUJO GAMES!!!?!? OMFG!!!
I mean, even ME!! One of the hentai experts among my groupies, didn't know of that humongous among of Bishoujo games subtitled in English. Just imagine, 500 bishoujo games. If every Bishoujo game has at least 1 sex scene and if a guy hits his hand gun with 1 sex scene every day. It'll take a fucking 1 and a half year to finish loading his seed all over this GREAT COLLECTION!!
I mean, ONE AND A HALF YEAR EVERYDAY!!!
Can you believe it?!!!
I DON'T!!
But i want to. :p
So without much question and attributing to the fact that Takahina has a little more $$ today, he went on to buy this obviously fake and false Bishoujo games collection. After all, $7 for 500 games is a damn rip off. Just having 5 Bishoujo games in it is already an awesome buy.
Please refer to the graph as shown.
As you can see, the demand for Bishoujo games is definitely there, and what's more, it's very price inelastic!! MEANING! That no matter what the price rise, the quantity demanded won't drop too much! So even if you sell this great piece of collection for $15, Takahina may even be willing to be it as well!!
However, refering to the graph above, it can be easily known that the supply of it is so little. IT'S SO DAMN FUCKING LITTLE, WE BISHOUJO GAMER'S FETISH CAN'T BE ACCOMPLISHED!! THIS IS A LACK OF CONSUMER'S WELFARE!! WE BEG TO FIGHT THIS SHORTAGE!
So i think it's kinda obvious, the government have to be something about this. But, luckily, one group of people heard our pleas....
All Hail Piracy!
Now let's see...
The one on the left is a Wuss just like Uncle Sam, the one in the middle is sadly, like a poser. The one on the right is better of being a full bodied blondie.
Anyway, these group of people rocks. Currently, Takahina has bought 2 series of Bishoujo game from them. One is called Kana little sister and the other is called X-change 2. Having that confident in them, Takahina went on to buy this fetish's biggest hope and dream. 500 Hentai Minigame Collection 2006!
So the damned happy Takahina went home and slotted the shit into his cd-drive. However, it won't open, greatly displeasuring Takahina. After several repetitious clicks on the open button on the cd-rom, my cd-rom drive finally opened it's mouth and swallowed up the disc, almost swallowing my hand as well. This cd-rom drive, can auto close itself, so Takahina have to be fast. Luckily he's trained in drumming.
However, one thing went onto Takahina's mind.
"Wait, 1 game should be about 700MB. How can a disc store 500x 700MB?? That is... 350000MB..."
The disc will explode with so much data.
Shiate.
But what to do... $7 liao. Price inelastic. Cannot blame ar.
Then so, Takahina now blacked face, and in no mood to take out his dick from his pants, clicked on the shitty application. It seems that this person has managed to encrpyted a whole bunch of games into this application, and installing this 1 application will install all of it... it seems.
But.
Takahina waited for my computer's rom to actually start running. The internal fan is like,
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........eeeeeeeeeeeeee...
.....
So in otherwords, the system loaded, stopped loading, starts to load, stops loading. Repeat the cycle till an hour later.
"Sorry, the system tio error, now will restart computer."
Ah. Tio fuck liao.
This proves a few lessons.
Piracy, only believe occasionally.
My kind of fetish, hard to achieve.
With the condition my computer is in, I think the only thing that can be played is Bishoujo Game, which is almost like powerpoint with words and pictures and sounds as explained by Onishinobi before.
I need a new computer and more money.
I still prefer Wuss than posering gay. (Sorry Orlando)
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
The sell out Takahina
Are you wondering why Takahina is not updating?
Are you wondering why Takahina is having low standard post recently?
Are you wondering why Takahina is not having more photos in his blog?
Cause I'm beginning to be a sell out. Just imagine, what if The True Takahina becomes a sell out and began to blog like those ordinary bloggers out there with sianzzzzzzzzz..... yoooooozzzzzzzz..... "Today played badminton, damn shiok!"...... kinda chiiinaa post.
Horrendous right?
But, bo pian.
Let me tell you what happened lately la.
My Ma tio mosquito bite, then the blood from the mosquito flowed into the system and thus destroyed the cells inside, so to say plainly, dengue fever la. Damn sian man. So Takahina went to hospital lately, and got damn tired. But then, in the process hor, Takahina gained inspiration for new novel ideas la. But then, NLT not finished, so won't continue.
Another thign that happened.
Lately hor, my ma and pa got very irritating. They see me, will ask me,
"GOT READ NEWSPAPER OR NOT?"
"GOT STUDY OR NOT?"
"I DON'T SEE YOU STUDYING LEH!?"
Hello... ok la, at times i don't read newspaper but then lately the main news is just on Isreal and the dumbass attack on some fed up country in the mid east. I don't get it man, they are so poor and have shitified life, yet they attack each other like siao. I suspect they discriminate each other from the smell of each other, just like animals like lions and all.
Animals spray their urine around trees and plants to plant their territory la, then anything which obstruct or enter their region they just chiong la.
Isreal spray their bullets around countries and mid east areas to mark their territory la, then anything which smell or steal their oil in their region they just chiong la.
Ok la, maybe i'm not informed enough, I don't even know why they are attacking. Cause of this private?? whatever man. Who cares, they can just exchange their PMs privates to each other or milk oil from the fat people in their country, who cares. I don't read war shit. War shit is for people who can't get enough of CS and likes shit flying about. Just imagine, if all the bullets in the world is made of shit... the world would be a so much better place. And Takahina will be a rare commodity cause I have damn lots of shit.
These people, should just get a copy of hentai, and jerk themselves off to get rid of that testorones or whatever gene in them. Who says porn is harmful, I say it's damn beneficial and the government should make it compulsory for every person to have a copy of porn in their house. Then give funds to further enhance the porn industry to any willing woman willing to be whorestars like Tammy, just think about the possibilities, more profits, more income!! You want to wonder why did Japan have a gradual improvement in their economy?? ALL THANKS TO THE PORN INDUSTRY!! And the best thing is, THE DEMAND NEVER FALLS! The young wants to learn about sex, the middle wants to watch better girls than their wife, the old need to try to gain back their libido, THERE IS DEMAND FROM ALL AGE GROUP! Then consider, Singapore having no local porn industry at all... why do you have such a high import rate??? THANKS TO THE HAVING NO LOCAL PORN INDUSTRY!! And therefore the government tax us more just to justify the fact the government never give us enough sex motivation? THAT IS SO WARPED MAN!!
Frankly PAP, consider this man, anything goes for Takahina!!
But la, if Takahina's future girlfriend is to act in a porn, I'll kill her. Really, kill her.
Yo pa, you say I never study. You see how I linked GP to econs and to politics!? YOUR SON IS A DAMN GENIUS I TELL YOU! And you should see him do housework, all the laws of physics applied in hanging clothes. The space in between each clothes to have more wind in between to allow convection of air, the usage of torque to get the fucking heavy bamboo up to hang, the usage of potential difference to get water in a tube to flow out... so many laws used! THIS IS CALLED THE TRUE PHYSICS APPLICATION TAKAHINA!
And what about maths, let me tell you man. During the world cup, Takahina used the many probability methods such as binomial distribution to get out the probability to which team will win, and used many laws of algebra to get out on how much he should spend everyday... You see? THIS IS CALLED THE TRUE MATHEMATICS APPLICATION TAKAHINA!
I'm a fucking sell out now.
I feel like playing DOTA, i feel like doing more hw, i feel like doing a lot of shit i despised man. I mean, for once I find Jolin... JOLIN'S SONG WU NIANG NICE LEH!!!
I!! The mainstream hater Takahina, ACTUALLY LIKING A FUCKING MAINSTREAM SONG FROM A PLASTIC BREAST LADY?! OMG!!!!!!!
I'm a sell out man... damn sell out.
Benji is also.
Chun Wei is damn noob.
Desmond Chan is shameless, walking around reading what people are writing for his birthday greetings.
HIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Are you wondering why Takahina is having low standard post recently?
Are you wondering why Takahina is not having more photos in his blog?
Cause I'm beginning to be a sell out. Just imagine, what if The True Takahina becomes a sell out and began to blog like those ordinary bloggers out there with sianzzzzzzzzz..... yoooooozzzzzzzz..... "Today played badminton, damn shiok!"...... kinda chiiinaa post.
Horrendous right?
But, bo pian.
Let me tell you what happened lately la.
My Ma tio mosquito bite, then the blood from the mosquito flowed into the system and thus destroyed the cells inside, so to say plainly, dengue fever la. Damn sian man. So Takahina went to hospital lately, and got damn tired. But then, in the process hor, Takahina gained inspiration for new novel ideas la. But then, NLT not finished, so won't continue.
Another thign that happened.
Lately hor, my ma and pa got very irritating. They see me, will ask me,
"GOT READ NEWSPAPER OR NOT?"
"GOT STUDY OR NOT?"
"I DON'T SEE YOU STUDYING LEH!?"
Hello... ok la, at times i don't read newspaper but then lately the main news is just on Isreal and the dumbass attack on some fed up country in the mid east. I don't get it man, they are so poor and have shitified life, yet they attack each other like siao. I suspect they discriminate each other from the smell of each other, just like animals like lions and all.
Animals spray their urine around trees and plants to plant their territory la, then anything which obstruct or enter their region they just chiong la.
Isreal spray their bullets around countries and mid east areas to mark their territory la, then anything which smell or steal their oil in their region they just chiong la.
Ok la, maybe i'm not informed enough, I don't even know why they are attacking. Cause of this private?? whatever man. Who cares, they can just exchange their PMs privates to each other or milk oil from the fat people in their country, who cares. I don't read war shit. War shit is for people who can't get enough of CS and likes shit flying about. Just imagine, if all the bullets in the world is made of shit... the world would be a so much better place. And Takahina will be a rare commodity cause I have damn lots of shit.
These people, should just get a copy of hentai, and jerk themselves off to get rid of that testorones or whatever gene in them. Who says porn is harmful, I say it's damn beneficial and the government should make it compulsory for every person to have a copy of porn in their house. Then give funds to further enhance the porn industry to any willing woman willing to be whorestars like Tammy, just think about the possibilities, more profits, more income!! You want to wonder why did Japan have a gradual improvement in their economy?? ALL THANKS TO THE PORN INDUSTRY!! And the best thing is, THE DEMAND NEVER FALLS! The young wants to learn about sex, the middle wants to watch better girls than their wife, the old need to try to gain back their libido, THERE IS DEMAND FROM ALL AGE GROUP! Then consider, Singapore having no local porn industry at all... why do you have such a high import rate??? THANKS TO THE HAVING NO LOCAL PORN INDUSTRY!! And therefore the government tax us more just to justify the fact the government never give us enough sex motivation? THAT IS SO WARPED MAN!!
Frankly PAP, consider this man, anything goes for Takahina!!
But la, if Takahina's future girlfriend is to act in a porn, I'll kill her. Really, kill her.
Yo pa, you say I never study. You see how I linked GP to econs and to politics!? YOUR SON IS A DAMN GENIUS I TELL YOU! And you should see him do housework, all the laws of physics applied in hanging clothes. The space in between each clothes to have more wind in between to allow convection of air, the usage of torque to get the fucking heavy bamboo up to hang, the usage of potential difference to get water in a tube to flow out... so many laws used! THIS IS CALLED THE TRUE PHYSICS APPLICATION TAKAHINA!
And what about maths, let me tell you man. During the world cup, Takahina used the many probability methods such as binomial distribution to get out the probability to which team will win, and used many laws of algebra to get out on how much he should spend everyday... You see? THIS IS CALLED THE TRUE MATHEMATICS APPLICATION TAKAHINA!
I'm a fucking sell out now.
I feel like playing DOTA, i feel like doing more hw, i feel like doing a lot of shit i despised man. I mean, for once I find Jolin... JOLIN'S SONG WU NIANG NICE LEH!!!
I!! The mainstream hater Takahina, ACTUALLY LIKING A FUCKING MAINSTREAM SONG FROM A PLASTIC BREAST LADY?! OMG!!!!!!!
I'm a sell out man... damn sell out.
Benji is also.
Chun Wei is damn noob.
Desmond Chan is shameless, walking around reading what people are writing for his birthday greetings.
HIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
The questioned Takahina
Many people lately have gotten curious about the ways and system I work, so in otherwords, how I go about planning on my life even though some people don't even bother to plan.
Today, also partly due to having not much insightful knowledge or inspiration in life other than constantly seeing damn frecking sianners and fuckables around my environment and relishing in about the most obscene of places, I will just write on most of the things I believe.
So, you people can just shoot questions to know more about me...
.................................................
Overally arrogant bitch: Mr Takahina, why is it that you look so dumb in real life?
Takahina: Cause my parents born me to be such. Securities get this bitch out of here please...
....................................................
Mathematician: Can you please explain what you mean by Fuckables?
Takahina: Oh... complicated... look at that bitch that just got out of here. Next!
....................................................
Sianner: Why do you hate Sianners so much, aren't you a sianner yourself?
Takahina: I'll never ever forgive any form of sianners and i'm not a sianner. So fuck yourself dude. Securities please get him out of kill him. NEXT!
.....................................................
Fat guy with huge specs on: Why do you even have a rule to watch porn, you're too much dude!
Takahina: How about you keep on watching the same porn everyday, see if your dick can stand after watching the same thing for 1 year. Securities give him some Hentai. Next.
.......................................................
Fellow celebrity Blogger: Heyxz, y do ya blog in such gd england and y ya title everytime so siao one? Cannot be like us meh?
Takahina: Next.
.......................................................
Student: How do you feel about the education system in Singapore.
Takahina: A failure. Next
.........................................................
Killer: If you can kill a person, who would you kill?
Takahina: Too much to choice from. Next.
..........................................................
Raper cum blackmailer: Hey, I've got some girls back at my house, how about u join me for some fun yea?
Takahina: Thanks for the gifts. Securities, force his address out from him and kill him. Next!
..........................................................
PAP supporter: OI, I WON'T STAND YOU INSULTING PAP CONSTANTLY!
Takahina: So you want me to insult you instead? Kill him guys, next!
..............................................................
Parent concerned with too much porn on internet: How can you encourage people to watch porn?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Takahina: Don't let them watch porn and they won't know how to produce offsprings and act like noobs on the bed. THINK OF YOUR GRAND CHILDREN! THEY WON'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD!! Securities give this parent some porn and pressure her to show it to her children. Next.
..............................................................
Guy with lots of girls around him: Hey dude, why don't you have any girlfriend?
Takahina: Cause you stole them all pimp. Next.
............................................................
Perverse Christian chionger: Why don't you believe in god??? Do you want to go to hell?
Takahina: Do you believe that your god will save you if my men just keeps on burning you but grudge down medical pills to your throat? Next.
..............................................................
TV surveyer: Do you support local TV?
Takahina: No. NExt
TV surveyer: WHY DON'T YOU SUPPORT!! HEY WAIT UP!
Takahina: Japan dramas make you cry, Taiwan dramas make you cry due to laughing too much, US drama are too draggy reaching up to 700 episdes... Singapore drama? Unheard of. Securities make sure he doesn't leave and force him to watch 700 episodes of Indian dramas. NExt
............................................................
Computer Expert: Why don't you change your computer since it's already in such a condition?
Takahina: Bo Lui, Next.
..............................................................
Smoker: Hey dude, have a puff.
Takahina: Are you Matsu Takako?? NO! Men make him smoke 1000 packets of smokes everyday. After that take out his organs and feed it to people who wanna be negros. Next.
............................................................
Jay Chou Fan: Hey....
Takahina: SHUT UP. Men kill her. Next.
...........................................................
Skeptical Bastard: Why are you so weird?
Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.
...........................................................
Naruto fan: Why do you like Love Hina so much?
Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.
.........................................................
Mainstream fellow: Why do you like to listen to underrated stuff?
Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.
.........................................................
Sianner Guitarist: Why do you play the guitar instead?
Takahina: Cause guitars are overrated. Next.
..........................................................
Negro: What do you like about black people??
Takahina: Anything but your smell, next.
........................................................
Millionaire: If I give you 1 million dollars, what will you do?
Takahina: Go Japan and watch every Takako's performance. Next.
............................................................
Billionaire: If I give you 1 billion dollars, what will you do?
Takahina: Extort more from you. Securities do that right now! Next.
..............................................................
Youtube supporter: What do you think of youtube?
Takahina: It needs porn. Next!
............................................................
Tammy: How do you think of the video...
Takahina: Securities, capture her now and make her a pro AV star, I'll be the founder of the local porn industry, at least it'll be better than those Xiao Long Nu around. Next.
..............................................................
Samuel Lim Wenjun: What if Matsu Takako tells you to do 1000 pull ups, will you do it?
Takahina: Yes, anything for her. Next.
.................................................................
Samuel Lim Wenjun: What if Matsu Takako tells you to run 1000 laps, will you do it?
Takahina: Yes, anything for her. Next.
..............................................................
Samuel Lim Wenjun: What if Matsu Takako...
Takahina: Men get him out of here. Next.
...........................................................
Photographer: Why do girls always shy away from you when you want to take pictures of them?
Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.
....................................................
Benji: DON'T BE A FUCKING SELLOUT DUDE!!!
Takahina: Yeah, give me $$ and grades and I won't be. Next.
....................................................
St John Ambulance Brigade: Hey...
Takahina: GUARDS!! WHO TOLD YOU TO ALLOW ANY SJAB IN HERE!! KILL THEM!!! KILLLLLLLLL THEMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..................................................
Japanese: Ano ne, naze anata wa nipon no koto sonnani suki desu ka?
Takahina: England please? Next.
..................................................
TPJC surveyer: Do you like TPJC?
Takahina: HELL NO! Next.
.................................................
Canteen seller: What food do you like best in our school?
Takahina: Anything not produced by you guys, next.
.........................................
Econs teacher: What is the theory behind demand and supply.
Takahina: hmmmmm...... complicated........ next.....
.................................................
Birthday shop owner: What do you want for your birthday?
Takahina: Girlfriend, next.
...................................................
Christmas shop owner: What do you want for Christmas?
Takahina: Another girlfriend, next.
..................................................
DDR dancer: You think you're pro in DDR? I challenge you.
Takahina: Die you fool. Next
...............................................
Weapons producer: What do you think is the most lethal weapon in the world?
Takahina: My legs when i'm dancing DDR. Next.
........................................................
Doctor: Are you sick? Do you need help?
Takahina: Guards throw an apple at him once everyday. Next.
....................................................
Questionaire recorder: How many questions have you answered now?
Takahina: Dunno, next.
.......................................................
Matsu Takako: Woon Han...
Takahina: Oh.... (jumps down to join Takako and walks off to the horizon with her...)
........................................................
End of interview. Probably the end of TTT as well. Who knows.
Today, also partly due to having not much insightful knowledge or inspiration in life other than constantly seeing damn frecking sianners and fuckables around my environment and relishing in about the most obscene of places, I will just write on most of the things I believe.
So, you people can just shoot questions to know more about me...
.................................................
Overally arrogant bitch: Mr Takahina, why is it that you look so dumb in real life?
Takahina: Cause my parents born me to be such. Securities get this bitch out of here please...
....................................................
Mathematician: Can you please explain what you mean by Fuckables?
Takahina: Oh... complicated... look at that bitch that just got out of here. Next!
....................................................
Sianner: Why do you hate Sianners so much, aren't you a sianner yourself?
Takahina: I'll never ever forgive any form of sianners and i'm not a sianner. So fuck yourself dude. Securities please get him out of kill him. NEXT!
.....................................................
Fat guy with huge specs on: Why do you even have a rule to watch porn, you're too much dude!
Takahina: How about you keep on watching the same porn everyday, see if your dick can stand after watching the same thing for 1 year. Securities give him some Hentai. Next.
.......................................................
Fellow celebrity Blogger: Heyxz, y do ya blog in such gd england and y ya title everytime so siao one? Cannot be like us meh?
Takahina: Next.
.......................................................
Student: How do you feel about the education system in Singapore.
Takahina: A failure. Next
.........................................................
Killer: If you can kill a person, who would you kill?
Takahina: Too much to choice from. Next.
..........................................................
Raper cum blackmailer: Hey, I've got some girls back at my house, how about u join me for some fun yea?
Takahina: Thanks for the gifts. Securities, force his address out from him and kill him. Next!
..........................................................
PAP supporter: OI, I WON'T STAND YOU INSULTING PAP CONSTANTLY!
Takahina: So you want me to insult you instead? Kill him guys, next!
..............................................................
Parent concerned with too much porn on internet: How can you encourage people to watch porn?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Takahina: Don't let them watch porn and they won't know how to produce offsprings and act like noobs on the bed. THINK OF YOUR GRAND CHILDREN! THEY WON'T HAVE THE CHANCE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD!! Securities give this parent some porn and pressure her to show it to her children. Next.
..............................................................
Guy with lots of girls around him: Hey dude, why don't you have any girlfriend?
Takahina: Cause you stole them all pimp. Next.
............................................................
Perverse Christian chionger: Why don't you believe in god??? Do you want to go to hell?
Takahina: Do you believe that your god will save you if my men just keeps on burning you but grudge down medical pills to your throat? Next.
..............................................................
TV surveyer: Do you support local TV?
Takahina: No. NExt
TV surveyer: WHY DON'T YOU SUPPORT!! HEY WAIT UP!
Takahina: Japan dramas make you cry, Taiwan dramas make you cry due to laughing too much, US drama are too draggy reaching up to 700 episdes... Singapore drama? Unheard of. Securities make sure he doesn't leave and force him to watch 700 episodes of Indian dramas. NExt
............................................................
Computer Expert: Why don't you change your computer since it's already in such a condition?
Takahina: Bo Lui, Next.
..............................................................
Smoker: Hey dude, have a puff.
Takahina: Are you Matsu Takako?? NO! Men make him smoke 1000 packets of smokes everyday. After that take out his organs and feed it to people who wanna be negros. Next.
............................................................
Jay Chou Fan: Hey....
Takahina: SHUT UP. Men kill her. Next.
...........................................................
Skeptical Bastard: Why are you so weird?
Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.
...........................................................
Naruto fan: Why do you like Love Hina so much?
Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.
.........................................................
Mainstream fellow: Why do you like to listen to underrated stuff?
Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.
.........................................................
Sianner Guitarist: Why do you play the guitar instead?
Takahina: Cause guitars are overrated. Next.
..........................................................
Negro: What do you like about black people??
Takahina: Anything but your smell, next.
........................................................
Millionaire: If I give you 1 million dollars, what will you do?
Takahina: Go Japan and watch every Takako's performance. Next.
............................................................
Billionaire: If I give you 1 billion dollars, what will you do?
Takahina: Extort more from you. Securities do that right now! Next.
..............................................................
Youtube supporter: What do you think of youtube?
Takahina: It needs porn. Next!
............................................................
Tammy: How do you think of the video...
Takahina: Securities, capture her now and make her a pro AV star, I'll be the founder of the local porn industry, at least it'll be better than those Xiao Long Nu around. Next.
..............................................................
Samuel Lim Wenjun: What if Matsu Takako tells you to do 1000 pull ups, will you do it?
Takahina: Yes, anything for her. Next.
.................................................................
Samuel Lim Wenjun: What if Matsu Takako tells you to run 1000 laps, will you do it?
Takahina: Yes, anything for her. Next.
..............................................................
Samuel Lim Wenjun: What if Matsu Takako...
Takahina: Men get him out of here. Next.
...........................................................
Photographer: Why do girls always shy away from you when you want to take pictures of them?
Takahina: Cause I'm Takahina, next.
....................................................
Benji: DON'T BE A FUCKING SELLOUT DUDE!!!
Takahina: Yeah, give me $$ and grades and I won't be. Next.
....................................................
St John Ambulance Brigade: Hey...
Takahina: GUARDS!! WHO TOLD YOU TO ALLOW ANY SJAB IN HERE!! KILL THEM!!! KILLLLLLLLL THEMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..................................................
Japanese: Ano ne, naze anata wa nipon no koto sonnani suki desu ka?
Takahina: England please? Next.
..................................................
TPJC surveyer: Do you like TPJC?
Takahina: HELL NO! Next.
.................................................
Canteen seller: What food do you like best in our school?
Takahina: Anything not produced by you guys, next.
.........................................
Econs teacher: What is the theory behind demand and supply.
Takahina: hmmmmm...... complicated........ next.....
.................................................
Birthday shop owner: What do you want for your birthday?
Takahina: Girlfriend, next.
...................................................
Christmas shop owner: What do you want for Christmas?
Takahina: Another girlfriend, next.
..................................................
DDR dancer: You think you're pro in DDR? I challenge you.
Takahina: Die you fool. Next
...............................................
Weapons producer: What do you think is the most lethal weapon in the world?
Takahina: My legs when i'm dancing DDR. Next.
........................................................
Doctor: Are you sick? Do you need help?
Takahina: Guards throw an apple at him once everyday. Next.
....................................................
Questionaire recorder: How many questions have you answered now?
Takahina: Dunno, next.
.......................................................
Matsu Takako: Woon Han...
Takahina: Oh.... (jumps down to join Takako and walks off to the horizon with her...)
........................................................
End of interview. Probably the end of TTT as well. Who knows.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
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